Brandi Glanville Podcast by Kit9
CA talk. Brandi talks about how stressful the show was but how easy it looks on the show. She notes that it seems like she’s not doing anything on the show(damn straight)but claims she worked hard. She got in a Twitter/text war with Terrel last night. He was making fun of her looks and she wonders what man does that?(to find a woman who does that, locate a mirror).
Apparently Terrel said that Brandi had to go under the knife to look pretty, unlike Kenya. Brandi asked him why he was doing this and called him “a little bitch”. She then says she’d never make fun of his looks and that she told him his “outsides don’t match your insides”(see what she did there?).
Brandi claims Terrel was flirting with her on the show at first to try to manipulate her. She also claims that (get this) during the wedding gown challenge, Terrel was purposely bumping into her as he was carrying in dresses and that was part of the reason she went AWOL with a panic attack (really?). She was also upset people were ignoring her (naturally, attention ho that she is).
Brandi says Kenya and Terrel were at the Golden Globes. Brandi said hello to Kenya and Kenya said hi back but that was it. Brandi didn’t actually go to the GG show, just the after party. She mentions the monologue and comments about Bill Cosby. Brandi informs us that because Cosby is a public figure, he’s fair game and “we can all say what we want about him”.
After noting that they were just joking and it’s allegedly, Brandi says that “when you’re in the public eye, you have to take what people say” She says it happens to her all the time–people say she’s an alcoholic, she’s a bad mom.. “Go and brush your shoulder off. You put yourself out there for ridicule-for people to have opinions about you. You have to take the good with the bad”. She thinks you have to have a thick skin.
She talks about trading jabs with people, other housewives and says she’s gives it right back because, “I’m a girl. A bitchy girl”, she laughs. She says she loves giving her unfiltered opinion and talking about gossip and that’s what she’s “hired for”. She talk Bieber’s Calvin Klein ad and thinks it’s hot and feels like a pedophile for thinking so.
She talks her WWHL appearance and says again that they pranked Andy and told him about it afterward (he says he didn’t know). She says she and Jeff planned for him to insult her so she’d throw a drink on him and then pretended to cry (my opinion is that Jeff’s insults were so mean that they actually did REALLY piss her off. No way she can act that).
She said Twitter blew up and she’s been getting hate for a week over it. But says people can “talk all the shit they want” because she put “herself out there for that scrutiny so…”. She says that she and Jeff planned to go out after WWHL but the place they wanted to go was closed (what’s the point of mentioning this, exactly?).
She then complains that nobody had her back and defended her on Twitter (whoa, didn’t she just say that she put herself out there? Public person, scrutiny, all that?). She’s annoyed that neither Andy or Jeff came forward to admit it was a prank until yesterday (they did?). She notes even Lisa VP gave an interview saying it was real. She says that Andy was upset but she thought since Andy and Jeff were such good friends that Andy would be ok with it. Brandi says she talked to Andy yesterday and apologized but wanted him to come forward and say it was a prank.
They talk GG fashion and a Foo Fighters concert she went to. The band are Housewives fans and wanted to meet her. So, she met them, took pics with the band. Apparently all that HW love didn’t stop Brandi and her date from being thrown out of the concert later on, however. That’s right, she and her date got tossed from the concert because her date was “overserved”. Her date (ah huh).
Guest: Garren James who has a show called Gigolos. He’s a male madame. Garren says the men that work for him are straight and his service would be perfect for Brandi. He won’t confirm his men perform sex. Brandi wants to know if the gigolo Leah Michelle dated is one of Garren’s guys (wth?). Garren is cagey and says she was never a client of the agency but doesn’t deny she dated one of his guys.
Garren was a gigolo himself early on but he’s married now to a Colombian woman. Brandi says that he and his wife probably do a lot of coke because she can get a good deal on it (ugh). Garren says no because she’s pregnant right now. Is Garren a pimp? NOOO! He insists. He’s a matchmaker, a “booker”. A pimp implies sex. A pizza analogy follows. Don’t ask.
Brandi says women need a service like his and Garren explains the different classes of clients-one which he calls “special needs clients”. I know immediately that what he’s about to say about these clients is probably going to be sad. Brandi, however, with her I.Q. of 2, starts laughing under her breath and says she bets she knows what he means, still laughing.
He goes onto say that he gets calls from women who are dying and want companionship and want to feel special for a weekend before they die. “That’s an oddly romantic special needy story” (return of the the facepalm). He had another client who had suffered horrible burns over most of her body. Another was a recently blinded woman who hadn’t dated since her accident (I think I hear Brandi faintly laughing again at this point, nj).
Other women clients have been through a really nasty divorce. Brandi says these women should just start dating their husband’s best friend–that’s what she did (can’t tell if she’s joking or not). Brandi wants to know what they charge. Each guy is different. Brandi has a friend who had a bad breakup and she wants to hire one of his guys but not tell her friend what he is.
Takes calls. Ron wants to know when she’s getting married. Brandi knows this guy from Twitter and says many HW’s follow him and she asks how he knows them. He says he can’t talk about it on air. He also claims he’s a multimillionaire which is why he can spend so much time on Twitter.
Another Twitter caller. He likes Brandi on CA but not so much on HW. He asks about Kyle and how she’s had conflict with people and how she tries to get over it and move on with them. He wants to know if Brandi thinks that Kyle gets backlash and then changes. Brandi says she likes half of Kyle. That she’s can be really likable but then she flips a switch and isn’t your friend anymore (like, say, when you call her an a**hole at dinner, stuff like that).
Brandi admits that all the ladies take social media very seriously and they are all affected by the backlash and hate they get so maybe she decides to be friends with someone so people will like her better (Brandi’s groveling butt kissing of Lisa this season is, like, totally different, ya’ll!).
Brandi admits they all want to be liked but that you have to be real and “you can’t just do it for the show” (like, oh, meet for a phony makeup sesh with someone whose name rhymes with Padrienne) and that Kyle maybe struggles with that. I have to say, Brandi is surprisingly pretty mild on Kyle given the venom she’s spewed at Kyle recently in interviews and her podcast. Weird.
The caller wants to know if Kristen from NY has told Brandi any deets from the upcoming season. She says Kristen gets into to it with a few people and that she’s not confrontational and her instinct is to run away. Brandi says she gives her advice on how to handle herself on the show (oh, dear god, Kristen, NO, don’t listen!). Brandi thinks the other women are out for Kristen because she’s younger and prettier.
Caller asks who Brandi’s biggest competition on CA. Brandi most wanted to beat Kenya and Kate but won’t say if she does. And, another unnamed person who she says comes on in the end. Carlton is an upcoming guest (oh, great! I’ve just been dying to never hear from her again). So is Porsha from Atlanta.
Happy Birthday Orson and Lillybee
This is Orson’s Birthday wish …
My birthday is this Friday, the 16th. I want all of you to help me celebrate by eating a piece of cake on Friday. It can be store bought, it can be home made. It can even be a cupcake! Yellow cake with white icing is best, but it could be carrot cake with creamcheese icing or chocolate cake with chocolate icing. It could be layered or not. The important things are it has to have cake and icing on top of it. And you have to eat it and enjoy it. You can even eat it with family and friends. Okay? Is that too much to ask?
That is, unless you live in New Jersey, Eastern PA, Del, or that area.
If you do live in those areas, do you know that Tastykakes are a regional food? You can’t get them in OH, AL, IL, TX and most other states. So, you girls could help me out by eating a 3 pack of butterscotch krimpets. Not the plain jelly filled ones, but the butterscotch ones. You could even stack them so it’d be like a layer cake if you want to, but I won’t go so far as to recommend you trying that.