Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “House of Cards”

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“House of Cards” – S5E10

by Stars99

NOTE: Unfortunately, Brandi (The Twit) IS in this episode a lot… So there are several instances of stupid shock-jock statements filled with vulgarity, cussing, etc. Frankly, I’m tired of it and of her – So unless it’s germane to the rest of the storyline I’m just going to ignore it. Perhaps if I ignore “it” enough “she” will go away, no? However, she is NOT the only one who cusses up a storm in this episode. You have been warned.

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Remember last week…

Kyle, YoYo and Eileen (That Tramp) were crying because their kids were going off to college while Lisa was cranky cuz Max quit college. I cried because Alexia didn’t know how to do laundry at age 18… but that’s a whole nuther Oprah. It was a pure night of joy because Brandi (The Twit) barely made an appearance. Well, except to bash her ex-husband about child support payments and to watch his reality show on TV. By the way, this week on The Celebrity Apprentice – Kenya (RHOA) went for Brandi’s jugular in the Boardroom when she brought up that Brandi’s ex-husband left her for a younger, prettier woman. I find it fascinating that those two adjectives are always used, “younger and prettier” when I personally think “rich” is just as accurate… but I digress… Kyle’s entire family travelled to Arizona to move Alexia in at college because it’s going to take the whole family to tear Kyle’s motherly grasp from Alexia’s wriggling legs. I have a love/hate relationship with Kyle – but I will say that I love how much she cares about her family. And the truth is that I probably would never do laundry either, if I could pay someone else to do it for me.

This week…

Kyle organizes a “Spa Day” at Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara with everyone. They take a party van – which is fun. Lisa V thinks if Eileen can get into a van with Brandi after she threw a glass of wine in her face that she could, too could handle a ride with Brandi. “I’m a pamper whore” says Lisa R… She will take pampering any way she can get it.

They arrive at the Resort… Lisa V, Brandi, and Eileen are in one room getting massages. Lisa R, Kim, and Kyle are in another room and their conversation is about Brandi’s tossing of wine on Eileen (That Tramp). Lisa R said that the whole thing was one of the most bizarre things she’s ever seen in her life – and that’s saying something. Kim immediately leaps to Brandi’s defense and says, “But she definitely feels bad and she definitely said she’s sorry…” Everyone confirms that she did. Kim observes that Brandi “used to” fly off the handle but that she doesn’t think that she does that anymore… or as much. This should have been a big red flag that Kim’s obviously not right in the head… but okay…

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YoYo isn’t at the Spa Day because she’s in New York with her daughters. It must be surreal to see your daughter’s picture on a bus driving by… YoYo is shocked at how much Gigi has accomplished in just one year. There is a cute scene where YoYo is putting together Bella’s portfolio and she deals out various pictures of Bella on the ground like playing cards and they all discuss which pictures are their favorites. Gigi advises Bella to use the ones that makes her look more natural – like she’s moving through the motion rather than a picture that looks too posed. Bella has already asked YoYo if she could quit school if she starts to become successful at modeling. YoYo says she would be open to it if she starts to make six figures. Wow… She hasn’t even attended classes yet and she’s already poised to quit.

Wow.. Spa day continues with a wine tasting (Didn’t Kyle plan this?)… Kyle’s mortified because she would have never have done that to her sister and she says it was a big misunderstanding with the establishment. Kyle thought it was just a wine pairing – not a wine tasting. I’m sure Bravo is laughing all the way to the bank on this obvious event for advertising purposes only. I think it’s just cruel because it unnecessarily highlights Kim’s drinking issues. Oh, but everything’s okay because they made a “special” mango smoothie drink just for Kim… After the sommelier blunderingly offers Kim the opportunity to just “smell” the wine, Kim quietly takes a phone call and leaves the room. To be fair, Kyle did specifically ask Kim if she was okay with the whole thing. I know they’re all at work and stuff – but come on… Why didn’t one (or all) of them just take Kim off to the dining area and have lunch. Did we REALLY need to plug the wines? Oh yeah, I guess we did. Stupid Bravo.

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On the van ride home, Brandi decides they should play the game, “Number one fantasy.” Lisa R goes first and decides in her fantasy that she’s probably boinking Brad Pitt (Stars99, the 90s called – They want their word back… lol).  Kim’s fantasy is to live on the beach somewhere all by herself.  Kyle wants to be a stripper with her face covered. Okay, Lisa R just cracks me up… because in her TH she says, “I love a good stripper… And to see Kyle do a stripper and have her do her splits… I would pay for that – a lot of money.” Brandi (The Twit) and her plastic face says that she’s going to be “real with you guys”…[braces myself]… Brandi says, “Here’s what turns me on”… After making a comment about being drunk and that it’s the only reason she’s telling them her fantasy… I mean, you know… Except that it was her brilliant idea to start this game in the first place… Brandi says, “What turns me on – Is the guy that I’m having relations with… or even my ex-husband, or whoever it is that I’m with – to walk in on them with another girl – like behind the girl – and then not being able to walk away because he still has to cum.” Lisa R says in her TH, “That’s creepy… it’s a little bit creepy.”  Kyle says, “Ugh, sicko.” Brandi tells us that it’s really not that sick – it’s something she doesn’t want to have happen but that it happens to randomly turn her on.

Unfortunately, that’s not the sickest thing, Brandi, (The Creepy Sicko Twit) says… Because when Lisa V says she doesn’t have those kinds of fantasies, Brandi says in her TH, “I don’t think that deep down they have like, any more impulses… That’s why all their husbands are cheating.” And then she gets this really weird evil smirk on her face. Right, this is being said by someone who whines and complains at least once per episode about her cheating ex-husband and the deep pain he’s caused in her life. It’s like she wishes that pain on all her friends, too. That’s just wonky and really fucked-up (Sorry, excuse the cussin’… I’ll put $1 in the cussin’ jar… Not sure who has custody of the jar at this point…). Oh, but she makes it oh so much better by being all cutesy, smiling, and saying, “Just kidding.” Ugh. KMN.

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Eileen (That Tramp) and Vince (My Boyfriend) are getting ready for Poker Night. It’s hilarious because they’re bickering back and forth as they’re getting everything in place. I must say, I really, really like “That Tramp” even though she stole Vince away from me. I mean, I just can’t help myself – She’s great! Vince thinks it’s silliness that she wants to have a fire in their fireplace because it’s going to get too hot. Let me tell you – He’s absolutely right! I think it’s embarrassing most of the time when someone living in Southern California lights a fire in their fireplace. However, it’s pure comedy when Eileen lights the Duraflame log she’s holding in her hands while Vince is still on his knees making sure the chimney flue is open. As the flames increase my laughter flares up.. Or maybe it’s the other way around… But seriously, who lights a Duraflame log while you’re still holding it? I dunno… It’s just hysterical to me. I start to inexplicably sing, “Come on baby light my fire…” lol.

Okay… So now it’s time for everyone to travel to the Poker Night in their luxury transportation. Brandi and Kyle are traveling together and Brandi comes out with her arms full of 3 bottles of liquor – 2 for Eileen and 1 for them for the ride over. Rut roh… Brandi’s gonna get drunk! Color me oh, so surprised! Kyle and Brandi talk about Kim’s sobriety and how strong she is… Brandi, like many people, think that alcoholism is a disease and that you can’t help it if you have that disease. My Dad wrestled with that question for several years. If I understood his position correctly in his later years, he came to believe that alcoholism begins as addiction that affects you physically and psychologically but then it morphs into something that takes over your life and ravages your body like how a disease would act. But it all starts with a single drink. One can consciously choose not to take that drink in the beginning. One cannot simply choose not to have a disease like cancer. Therein lays the difference. But I digress… I think too many people have died from both.

It’s kind of weird… Because I know something is going to happen in this episode that has to do with Kim’s sobriety. It feels like everyone is talking about how strong she is just so we see her fall later in the episode. I don’t know who knew what or when they knew it… but it’s just wonky. I don’t like it. Sobriety isn’t something to play around with… I watched my Dad struggle with it for the last 25 + years of his life. I never drank in front of him or served alcohol at a gathering he attended… Not ever… But it wasn’t because he couldn’t handle it – but for me, it was out of respect for him. I doubt if he ever even knew that – it’s just something that I did. Of course, if I had ever chosen to ask him about it – I’m sure he would have encouraged me to drink or do whatever made me happy. But for me – It really came down to respect. Fortunately, I don’t need alcohol in order to have way too much fun for words… I’m crazy enough when I’m sober…lol…

Kim and Lisa R are travelling together. When Lisa gets into the vehicle and asks Kim how she is… Kim responds that she’s “ornery.” Lisa confirms that Kim seems a little pissy. Then she asks if Kim has been drinking or taking drugs… And she wants to confirm if she’s still sober. Kim says, “Yeah.” Lol… Now mind you, they haven’t even pulled away from the curb when this conversation happens…lol. In her TH, Lisa says she’s only seen Kim when she’s sweet and very clear but that right now, she’s really fucked up…lol (Lisa cussed… not me… so I don’t hafta put any money in the jar, right?)…Kim explains that she’s been really sad because Monty (her 1st husband, who is dying of cancer and is living with Kim) is normally home every night but that recently he hasn’t been home. Lisa observes that he’s probably in pain because he’s dying.

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And, in this week’s installment of “I Kid You Not”… When talking about Monty, and Lisa says, “He’s in pain, he’s dying, right?” Then Kim, aka “Center-of-the-Whole-Fucking-Universe” ($1 cussin’ jar) actually responds, I KID YOU NOT, “So am I. What am I supposed to do? I’ve done nothing but him for all these years – You’re gonna leave me like this?” Are you freaking kidding me? Lisa nicely says she feels bad about that… and then Dr. Jekyll (Kim) turns on her and in a wonky tone tells her, “Well don’t… Don’t fucking feel sorry for me, bitch. You don’t know what I go through at night.” In her talking head, Lisa tells us, “It’s wackadoodle time.” I’m just astounded.  Then they start in this weird acting role-play game and it just gets creepy. Lisa R just wants to get out of the car and run. I don’t blame her. She tells Kim that she thinks she acts all the time and that she’s good at it. Now THAT made me laff.

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Everyone arrives at Eileen and Vince’s house and Eileen takes them on a tour. Brandi points at some items – and Eileen explains almost every item they have is an antique. Eileen describes her style as “eclectic.” Brandi clarifies, “Like American Psycho.” What do you say to that? After wincing, Eileen (I love her) says simply in her talking head that, “Brandi is weird.” Yeah, that’s the understatement of the year.

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It’s time to sit around the poker table and Kim lights up a cigar while Brandi is smoking a cigarette. Okay, now you’ve really gotta laugh at this… Vince (Cohost of the World Poker Tour) is seriously trying to teach these women how to play the game, “Texas Holdem.” Okay, have these women been living under a rock? How on earth do they not know even the basics of cards? Brandi, who is clearly drunk because she’s already started slurring her words, tells them that she thought that as actresses they would all be good at this game because you have to maintain a straight face. Kyle is confused because she’s clearly not played many card games beyond “Go Fish.” Brandi wants everyone to stop acting stupid. Kyle says it’s offensive of her to say something like that. Kyle says she’s not acting stupid and that she’s actually very smart but that she just does not know how to play Poker. Brandi tells Kyle, “So you’re just stupid.” Kyle just glares at her. It becomes clear that Kyle and Lisa don’t know how to play Poker but that Kim, Brandi, and Eileen do. Don’t we ALL know who the real idiot is in the room?

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The cards are turned over – and it turns out that Eileen was bluffing and Kim won the whole pot and does this happy dance like she had just won a million dollars. She gives Brandi big kisses on the cheek that went on for entirely too long. Kyle is looking confused because she doesn’t understand the mechanics of the game yet. Kim snaps at her and says, “Are you jealous because we won?” Kyle looks dazed and confused. Kyle just wants to learn the game. Then Brandi in one of her THs says that she thinks it’s hard for Kyle to see Kim excel at things like when they were when they were children… Brandi thinks there’s crazy jealousy there. I just think that Kim and Brandi have played Poker a few thousand more times than Kyle and Lisa. It’s hard to feel out of the loop in a game.

Kyle mouth open Then… There is a verbal exchange resulting in very loud voices. Quite frankly, this has me very confused. Here’s the sequence of events… Lisa bets $1,000 – And Kim says that Lisa doesn’t know what she’s doing, “You stupid ________…[I honestly don’t know if there was more to that statement… Like, “You stupid bitch” or “You stupid loveable luv muffin” – but the comment seemed to be edited kinda weird… Then again, we ARE talking about Kim.] Lisa agrees that she doesn’t know what she’s doing. Then Kim says something like, “Fuck you… Don’t fucking call me stupid” – and I totally think that all of those words came from Kim’s mouth.  Eileen tells everyone to quiet down because there’s a child upstairs. Eileen observes that the evening is getting uglier and uglier.

Lisa and Kyle Lisa says that she’s fine… That they’re all fine… That she’s just learning. Kim looks across the table at Kyle who quietly asks Kim across the table, “We’re having fun – Why are you doing this?” Kim immediately says, “Fuck you.” Meanwhile, you hear Vince in the background continuing to try to explain the game. Poor guy. Kyle has a very worried look on her face because Kim is not acting like herself. Yeah… the real Kim has left the building… The lights are on… but no one’s home… and looney tunes are playing on TV.

It’s the last hand of the night… and Vince, as dealer, deals good cards to Brandi who says that she wants to have sex with him. Get in line, honey! (No, not really… Mr. Stars99 knows all about my crush and shockingly is not worried. I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not…lol.) After Brandi announced she wanted to have sex with Vince, Eileen tells Brandi (and us all), “Maybe not.” Lol… I don’t blame Eileen… I’m trying to remember the last time that I went to a friend’s house and announced that I wanted to have sex with her husband… Lemme think… Yeah, never. I’m sure you never have, either.

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Brandi wins the hand and is the champion of the night. Woo hooo! She is awarded a small glass trophy and is asked to make a speech. Brandi says, “I’m the only non-actress here here (Yes, folks… she says it twice)… You are all super stupid – All of you.” Huh? She is just making no sense to me at all… Brandi gushes and says she doesn’t know what to say… She then says something about how they’re all actresses… Kyle laughingly wants to know what that has to do with anything… Brandi snaps at her, “Can I just have a fucking moment?” We all laugh out loud AT Brandi because she’s just so full of it. Brandi is holding some sunglasses that she got for $3 at Venice Beach. Kyle laughs and teasingly says, “And that’s where they got the award, too.” Brandi fired back, “And that’s where your soul is, bitch.”  Whoa there… Captain Overreaction… I bet Kyle wishes Brandi had crutches she could hide right about now (Sorry, obscure reference to a previous season’s game night…lol).

Kim again attacks Kyle and says, “Don’t be jealous.” Kyle wonders, “Of what?” Kim slurs that Kyle shouldn’t be so in shock… and Kyle doesn’t seem to know what the heck Kim’s talking about. Eileen asks Kim what she’s talking about… Kim turns her evil eye towards Eileen and turns on her and says, “What are YOU talking about?” Eileen laughingly says that she is not quite sure. Kyle is panicking inside because she’s not sure what Kim is going to say next.

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Kyle leaves to go to the bathroom and Kim follows her. Kyle tells her that it seems like she’s drinking. Kim says she doesn’t have anything to hide… Kim says she is not drinking and she is not doing drugs. Kim says she is 100% in pain. Kim explains, “Before I left the house, Monty gave me something for the pain that the doctor gave me and I took it – and that’s it.” Ummm, let me get this straight… So, you’re taking pills and not for physical pain… Hate to break it to you – but you ARE taking drugs – They may be prescribed drugs, but drugs nonetheless. Many would say that you’re not currently sober because of that. Kyle is freaking out. She’s scared – but at the same time she’s relieved that at least Kim is telling her the truth right now. Meanwhile, Brandi explains to the others that Kim is dealing with a lot with her ex-husband and that they should all give her a break. Everyone around the table graciously agrees.

Brandi gives Kim a hug in the foyer of the house. Brandi takes Kim by the hand and walks her out the front door. Kim tells Brandi that Kyle just made her feel so uncomfortable. Hah! You’ve made EVERYONE uncomfortable with your totally inappropriate comments all night, Kimmy. Brandi tells Kim that no one understands what she’s being going through but that she does and she says, “I got you, Boo.”

Kim insists on going back inside to say her goodbyes to everyone even though Brandi tries to talk her out of it. The others are in the kitchen gabbing and about to eat some pizza. Kyle encourages Kim to eat a piece of pizza before she leaves. As Kim turns and walks away, Kim says, “Thanks for doing it.” Kyle’s confused at what she’s talking about. Kim says, “Don’t” and then continues to walk out. Kyle goes after her and demands her to come over and talk to her for a second. Kim doesn’t want to and keeps walking off. Brandi, Kim’s bodyguard, is right there in the middle of things putting her body in between Kim and Kyle so Kim can exit dramatically. Oh, see… the light just went on for me… Because of course, THAT’s why Kim insisted on going back into the house and saying her goodbyes… It was all so she could make this dramatic exit! Puhleeze…

Brandi keeps telling Kyle to “Stop It” and Kyle is saying that she just wants to talk to her sister. Kyle lightly pushes Brandi aside so she can get to Kim. Brandi is putting her arms out and protecting Kim as they’re walking towards the front door like the frontline of a football team protects their precious quarterback. Brandi and Kyle shove back and forth with Brandi saying, “Don’t you fucking touch me” as she pushes Kyle down a couple of inside stairs.  Kyle is crying and Lisa comes to the door. Once outside, Brandi apologizes to Kim but explains that Kyle had pushed her and she didn’t know what to do. Kim says, “You didn’t fight with her, did you?” Brandi said, “I did.” Kim exits… Stage left.

Other Things we learned from this episode…

~~ Although Kyle was horrified her Spa Day “lunch with wine pairing” turned into a full-blown wine tasting – Kim wasn’t at all mad about that – But what she was royally pissed off about was that she was promised lunch and all she got were six walnuts and four grapes. Well, to be fair, that’s Thanksgiving dinner to some of the women…lol. I’ll bet if YoYo was there she would have only been allowed to eat a single almond… And maybe not even that.

~~ Lisa V takes Giggy on vacation and allows him to drink so much that he will have a hangover the next morning. She says, “He really will have the hair of the dog that bit him.” You also get to see Giggy in his own personal little tent at the beach – and he’s nekkid! I had to close my eyes for the sake of privacy.

~~ YoYo was barely in this episode because she was with her daughters in New York. I was so, so saddened to read in her blog last week the following excerpt: “I have lost the ability to read, write, or even watch TV, because I can’t process information or any stimulation for that matter. It feels like someone came in and confiscated my brain and tied my hands behind my back to just watch and see life go by without me participating in it.” Dealing with a chronic and increasingly debilitating disease is unfathomably difficult on so many levels. Sometimes I mistakenly gloss over her disease because I know she has access to every kind of treatment humanly possible. The problem is that sometimes a cure is not humanly possible. This new development in her journey is very problematic. I weep for her. From her modeling days, YoYo has learned how to put on a brave face for the world. Perhaps we need to stop and find the people around us who are merely putting on a brave face in our world… Perhaps even reach out to them and offer them a safe and loving place to land. Yeah, I need to do that today…

Delusional Thought of the Episode…

Brandi (The Twit) said, “Without me they would have nothing to talk about… But then if I stopped being an asshole, then they would.” Oh Brandi, You Twit – Everyone has much better things to talk about than you – but you’re such a vulgar, attention-seeking whore of an elephant in every room you enter it’s hard to steer the conversation away from your assholedness (Yes, I’m aware that’s not a real word… So sue me… lol). She’s such a dunderhead.

Quotes of the episode…

This quote you just can’t unhear once you hear it…On the way to Santa Barbara, for some inexplicable reason, they started talking about the status of their nether regions. After Lisa R gave her status update about what her husband would prefer, Kim in her TH comically said, “If it was up to Harry – It would be hairy.”

“I think Brandi needs a thesaurus – So she can find other ways of expressing herself.” Eileen talks about Brandi’s immense command of the English language. I just love Eileen, (That Tramp)!

“I think the house is Norman Bates chic,” says Brandi of Eileen and my boyfriend’s house. How rude!

This quote is from Eileen’s blog when she’s talking about Brandi’s comment (above),“As far as her comments about our home? I thought it was comical that she mentioned Norman Bates, considering she’s the one that’s acting psycho.” Completely falls on the floor laughing… That’s pure genius right there… I wish I had come up with it…lol… Have I mentioned how much I love Eileen (That Tramp)?

Next week…

I would tell you what’s happening next week but my DVR abruptly cut off after the ending scene. I don’t want to view the preview on Bravo’s website either – Because I hate it so much! I can’t believe they screwed up their site so badly!

Well, that’s it for this episode… Thanks for reading… Have a most excellent week! Happy Trails!

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Veena’s note – there was a twitter flutter between Kyle and Brandi last night –

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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368 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “House of Cards”

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. We’re going to get SNOW. 😏😔😖😵😨
    I just saw a line of The Snarkside blog that Bobble head and Kyle were having a Twitter war last night. I tweeted Kyle to not bothered addressing it. Besides Bobble was drunkity drunk drunk so even though she clearly saw what went down her brain can’t comprehend what her eyes truly see. Everything that happened was Kyle’s fault according to Bobble. Sighhhhh. Do ya think Andy and Bravo are finally seeing it? I didn’t watch wwhl do I’m looking forward to reading your comments about that.
    Have a great day

    • Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

      There she goes again with the 4 letter word. And, like last time I have groceries coming. I hope they come before the snow this time. I need to get some things done out of the house but it looks like that’s not going to happen since it is too cold for me. I hope February warms up cuz I have to get my car inspected and it has to go the the state place since its too old for private inspection. Last time I went they had the holding area closed off so we were standing in the cold while the guy working on my car leaves for break. NJ is such a wonderful place to live. (Said with much sarcasm.)

  2. Stacey says:

    The scene of Yo and the girls choosing the pics for Bellas portfolio was ridiculous, everybody knows the agency chooses the pics!

  3. I watched this episode this morning and it left me sad. I, like Stars, had a close family member growing up that battled alcoholism. I was deeply saddened that at the lunch, Kyle did not simply take her sister aside and sit at a separate table or simply book another spa service during the wine tasting. As much as an alcoholic says, “It doesn’t bother me.” It has to bother them on some level. Imagine being on a diet and having someone place the most delicious buffet in front of you. And that is not even acknowledging how alcoholism changes the brain. I think going into poker night, Kim took something to make it “easier” to be around the other drinking. This was bad. Very bad. And even worse, Brandi is an enabler. What Kim wants and needs is accountability and having someone like Brandi around is just toxic for Kim.
    Let me say this, I have nothing but respect for anyone battling addiction. What Kim has battled with over these past few years is really quite an accomplishment. I don’t think any of us is rooting for her to fail. I just wish the people who she surrounded herself with supported her sobriety. I really hope she can turn this around and am anxious to see the next episode.

    • lila1star says:

      Namastebeotches–I left you a comment on your comment on the cast blogs.
      Plus I want to mention how very sad the whole Kim issue is but from the beginning of her getting treatment etc… I have wondered how she could continue on this show when drinking is an everyday occupation for the ladies but she seemed to be doing well. I had a bad feeling once Monty became a part of the equation—that is a lot to handle for a non-drinker and a real danger to recovery.
      I fear for Yoyo because these experimental treatments are very dangerous.

      • Powell says:

        Kyle said she hoped Kim taking care of Monty would be too much and it’d obvious it is anytime Kim wants sympathy and not for Monty to get any. Kim need to face it that she has control over her disease. Monty doesn’t over his.

      • TexasTart says:

        Lila, I find all of your posts interesting. I meant to leave you a message on the blog, where you wrote Namaste, to explain I took out your email address to protect you from internet junk. I sent it to her. Anytime y’all want to exchange email with someone, I can help you.

      • I have a feeling that perhaps Monty has been living with addiction also. Kim has mentioned how he “disappears” for periods of time. I wonder.

        • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

          Maybe he just needs to get away from her. Drunk or sober, she really isn’t a kind person.

    • Powell says:

      Yeah. Kyle takes baby steps w/Kim. She’s gone so far into doing saying xyz and sometimes Kim is ok w/it, sometimes she’s not. Kyle is like “do I say something or don’t I”. You saw how Kyle watched Kim more than she would watch Portia. Then at the party Lisa didn’t say much about how Kim was and then Kim was paranoid asking Lisa what did she say, even though Kim was telling Kyle she had nothing to hide. Well she did. She was talking gibberish to Lisa while they were in the car. But Kyle is damned if she does or doesn’t do/say something.

      • You are so right! In this case, Kyle really cannot win no matter what she does. I think the only thing that could have saved her is if she had seen that Kim had obviously relapsed, she could have offered to take her home and if Kim had refused, Kyle should have said, “I will not stand by and watch this?” and left.

        • Exit4 says:

          I don’t think she’d kim unattended with the ladies-was that the issue with Brandi walking her out? Was Brandi going to leave too?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Namaste – Sorry you had someone close to you who battled addiction. It’s a tough road for all concerned. Kim needs to choose better… She keeps surrounding herself with people who will not be great for her sobriety – although I doubt she and Brandi are all that close, to be honest. I didn’t hear Kim cough once at all during the entire nite… but perhaps that was edited out… (Brandi said that she was worried for her because she was coughing so much every time she saw her.) What happened to the “I love turtles” girl cuz she really turned into a snapping one last night (Yes, I know… I should have used it in the blog but I just thought it up…lol)… Thanks also for your blogs of blogs… It’s tough to wade thru all of that info… and you do such a great job!

      • As you know, watching a person living with addiction on TV is very different then knowing and loving a person suffering with addiction. It changes you as a person. I am sure Kathy and Kyle were very much affected by Kim’s addiction although the addict usually only sees who it affects themselves. My brother and I do not drink as adults. I will have glass of wine maybe 1 or 2 times a year, but having seen the damage first-hand, I will not allow myself to go there. My brother drinks less than me if that is possible. We were both changed by what we witnessed as I am sure you were, too.
        And you are right, in the past during previous seasons, Kim was not aggressive. But I do remember her being hostile and confrontational on Game Night and in Hawaii. It is very sad to watch and I imagine very difficult for her whole family to see again on national tv.

      • candinyc says:

        If Kim had really bronchitis how could she smoke that cigar? I smoke cigarettes and cannot smoke at all when I am sick. ..even though I really want to. .

  4. Was just on Bravo.com and was reading Kim’s wonky blog and all the sudden it disappeared…hmmmm, anyone read the whole thing before it was removed?

  5. Is there a hotline we can call for emotional counciling after last night’s episode? It stopped being fun last night and I am completely disgusted.

    Rambles is a mean “drunk” (I know she wasn’t drinking but was high)
    Bobble Head is toxic and has sunk to such a low level that I didn’t even think she could sink too
    I actually feel sorry for Splits (still think she is a fair weather friend), but she didn’t deserve that
    Lemons – I hate to break it too you but six figures (100-200k) ain’t that much in NYC if you want a pampered lifestyle
    Pump – won the lottery by not being a yet another game night
    Lips – loving her and sorry she had to go through the Rambles shit
    Ashley – such a class act. Her taste may be ecclectic but at least her home looks cozy and lived in.

    Wow, I am still so gobsmacked over this episode. Starzy – thanks for the recap.

    • Exit4 says:

      That’s true about NYC! When we are up there we always stop at the realty places and look at the listings. If I ever win the lottery, I’m buying a place in the city-no question!

      But they are being bankrolled by a billionaire-so at least they can build a nice nest egg for themselves. Which I think is Yolandas thought process. They won’t need dad or a husband-they can do for themselves. I’m sure their parents are wise enough to make sure they have a good money manager-and you know there’s plenty of people in NYC who just live off their interest.

      • The apartment Bella is staying in is probably around $3500-4500 a month plus utilities so if you think about she would pay almost $50k in rent a year. If you are making a couple hundred thousand you can be comfortable if you aren’t buying a lot of designer duds, taking expensive trips, eating out all the time, and not saving a dime. I know this sound bizarre, but it is NYC. Luckily my husband and I bought 16 years ago so we have a nice space, but today I don’t know how young people do it. I see young couples spending $750-850k for a one bedroom in midtown and then you have maintenance on top of that.

      • Powell says:

        Exit I lived in Brooklyn. If I won the lottery and went back I’d live in either a Brownstone or a multi-level apt.

    • Powell says:

      Thk goodness the Gigster was ready for a vacay. 🙂
      I don’t want Kim to go down that road again. I want her to be well for herself and her kids. But poor Lisa. She looked like “how can I get out”.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re welcome SJP… I’d say we all should “Take a Xanax” but sadly that seems so inappropriate when talking about this episode, no? It was such an ugly episode in so many ways.

  6. TexasTart says:

    Hi everyone, I have a lot of opinions about RHOBH and a lot being discussed here in recent days, but I have to keep from getting distracted from my work. Y’all have a good day. 🙂

  7. VV™ says:

  8. California35 says:

    OMG Stars99 you have me LOL over here. You are hilarious, I love your take and blog style. I forgive you for cussing, no need to put a $1 on the jar.

    That’s all for now, I can’t stay ~ work is on the way of this fun.

    Oh! Toodybird sorry i was gone by the time you responded to some of my comments last night. 1- “Invest in this child” Yolanda said that and i was like WTH thing to say?
    2- “As….” Sure asinine works 😋 Stars mentioned what i was talking about.

    Exit ~~ Owl East coasters 😋

    • Powell says:

      Mmm mmm. No need for a cuss jar. We wholeheartedly agree w/each and every cuss and can add more. 😊

      • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

        Thank you, Powelly-pooh… Don’t encourage me to cuss… lol… Cuz, you know damn well I will… (oopsie)… btw… Do YOU know who has the cussin’ jar?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Waves at my friend, California35… Thanks so much for your kind comments… I really rarely cuss but these shows just bring it out in me for some reason. Plus, I feel I have to quote them appropriately… I think they’re cussing more, too… I think Brandi’s brought us all down… lol… And even if she hasn’t – isn’t it fun to blame her, anyway?

  9. plainviewsue says:

    Great job as always. I literally felt so yucky and upset after watching this episode. I wish Kim would come to Kyle’s defense.

    Brandi tweeting Kyle that she is using Kim as a storyline was, as Kyle said, pathetic. More like that is what Brandi is doing.

    I can’t even comment anymore, but the whole thing just sickens me.

    • Powell says:

      Right Sue. Even though we learned Kim was on something at Brandi’s party her first season, Kyle had her back. Kim should have Kyle’s back especially since she did nothing wrong and she’s her sis.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      I’m no Kyle fan, and I have always said that Kim should never have been cast on this show. That being said, had Brandi gotten between me and my sister, the dragons would have been unleashed. I would have grabbed that weave and thrown her off a cliff. Cameras or no, that’s temporary insanity at its most justified.

      • Totally Reeeeeebs! I said it last night — brandi got me to actually follow Kyle on Twitter — and you NEVER get between sisters.
        #GIRLCODE

        Brandi has a FREAKIN sister. It’s not like she shouldn’t know this. But then again, it’s the Twit™

        For this — Dragons need to be unleashed. Please do all you can.

      • auntannmarie says:

        Agree 100% – I also have two sisters and if that were happening Brandi would have gone flying down those stairs first! Brandi thinks she makes the show watchable – I think they need to relocate her to ATL or NJ – she’s got no place being in BH’s.

      • T-Rex says:

        DragonQueen, EXACTLY, and IF you knew that some toxic idiotic Ho-wife was also not only condoning my sister’s alcoholism(hypothetically my sister is not an alcoholic nor drug abuser), and condoning her taking illegally obtained Pain killers, she would have been picking her ass up off the floor. I would have also called 911 and had my drug addicted, alchoholic sister “baker acted” into a mental facility that night so that she could be mentally evaluated to see if she was a danger to herself or others.

    • Perfectly said Sue. There are just no more words.

      *but I’m sure I’ll converse more below 😉

    • VV™ says:

      Kim has always said since S1 that she will always side with her sister – and this is when they were not getting along – Kim went as far as to say she would not be friends with Camille because of what she did to Kyle. I am a little surprised at Kim’s lack of support after last night for Kyle. I am also surprised Kathy Hilton invited Brandi to her Christmas party, I supposed by then she knew about this incident.

      • VV – my ? above to a comment — is Kim a tad bit jelly in her belly for Kyle ???

        She kept eyeballing kyle the WHOLE card game.

        • VV™ says:

          Kim is a sick person. I don’t know what her issues with Kyle are. Those issues were there before the show.
          I remember S1 Kyle saying that when her mother was dying she was very concerned for Kim and entrusted Kyle to take care of Kim.
          IMO, Kim needs to be off the show, ENOUGH!!! (ala Taylor)

          • MM in OC says:

            I think their relationship (Kim/Kyle’s) is very complicated. Kim grew up being the bread winner for the family. She was the one taking care of everything. Now she’s a nobody holding on to a career long over. So I do think Kyle was/is jealous of the career Kim had. But Kim is now jealous of Kyle’s life and probably Kathy’s too. They both have to take care of Kim. I think Kyle wanted Kim on the show so that she didn’t have to shoulder the burden and hoped that it would reignite her fledgling career and sober her up.

            Kyle is still an a-hole for outing her sisters substance abuse problems.

            Finally, I don’t think Kim ever gave up the prescription drugs. Only last season was she relatively coherent. I think I’ve only seen her act drunk once. All the other times she looked like she was on some hard core scripts. (game night, Paris, with creepy boyfriend).

          • Yup. For her sake. Kim should be off. Friend of status the most ….. Like Kathy on NJ…. Just film bits with kyle and that’s it.

      • T-Rex says:

        I do not think that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi was PERSONALLY invited, I think she was someone’s “plus one” possibly SpaceCadetDrugAddictKim

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Yeah Sue… The whole episode had me so sad… It was all just so wonky. My boyfriend and That Tramp just tried to throw a nice Poker party… and it turned into this fiasco. So, so sad…

  10. Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

    Stars you give great recaps. Love your humor. Thanks so much.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Awww… Barb, thanks so much… It’s nice to know someone understands my humor or lack thereof…lol!

  11. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Wonderful blog, Stars!!

    Wow! I felt so bad for Kyle during the poker night. I felt like we’d all entered the Twilight Zone for a minute. Many times I could see Kyle’s face and she looked like she was going to cry–I felt so bad. For the record, if Brandi had gotten between me and my sister, I would’ve punched her in the nose.

    Brandi is so miserable that she’d like to truly cause another woman the same pain she’s gone through. Also, I think she absolutely hates Kyle because she’s not only jealous of her life, but because of her friendship with Lisa.

    Next season, I don’t want to see Brandi, Kim or Yo (because of her illness) back on this show.

    • Powell says:

      Thk you Foxymel. That’s what I said. I’d a punched the hell out of her. No one else on the HWs makes me want to punch them but Bobble Head.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re welcome, Foxy… Yeah, I felt badly for Kyle, too… She’s damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t… Kim was so out of line it’s crazy. Well… batcrapcrazy to be exact… no? lol

    • kit9 says:

      And, you can add Yolanda to Brandi’s list of things to be jealous of. Notice on the bus over to the spa that Yo texted Kyle a photo, not Brandi.

  12. HuskerHuny says:

    Brandi is a truly miserable human being – at least in front of the camera she is. So hoping she’s not like this in non-camera life if just for the sake of her sons. She sells her soul to the devil every time that red light on the camera goes on. She has no desire to be a classy, respectable, educated or decent individual; someone to be admired or at the very least, someone who doesn’t make good people repulsed at the trash that comes out of her mouth. And don’t get me started on how she dresses. I just don’t get it – is this kind of fame worth it? I’m totally floored.

    • Powell says:

      Husker I felt the same way about that dress. It was inappropriate to me cuz they were in the house and w/Vince. It was suited for that occasion. And saying she was do happy she could have sex w/Vince. WTH!?!

    • kit9 says:

      HH, I used to think that Brandi only acted out for the cameras, too, until she had Heather mcDonald on her podcast. With no cameras around, Brandi made a really nasty “joke” at Heather’s expense. Just nasty and mean. This is who Brandi is, on and and off camera.

  13. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  14. Toodybird says:

    Great recap, Stars99! Thanks for unraveling the messy episode for us.

    Your paragraph about Vince and Eileen preparing for poker night was hysterical. And watching hilarity like that is one of the reasons I watch.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Oh Toodybird… How nice of you… But really, I’m just as confused as anyone about what happened last night…. But I do admit I do love Vince (My Boyfriend) and Eileen (That Tramp) so so much… My love for them is only matched by my love for Lisa R… Holy cow… SHE is so danged funny, no?

  15. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

    Didn’t Kim tell Lisa Rinna in the car that Monty left? So how did Monty give her a pain pill? A pain pill is like a Tylenol. I think Monty left because Kim was stealing his meds.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Good catch, Rebecca! I think at this point, Kim can’t keep up with her lies.

    • VV™ says:

      I thought of that too Rebecca. I figured that Monty “gave” her the pill before he left. I am actually more surprised that her ex knowing Kim’s history gave a pill to her…,and then I get to thinking. Is Kim going to try to pull another story like she was taking the wrong pills she pulled a couple of seasons ago? I never bought it then and I always thought that whole Paul Nassif figuring out Kim was taking the wrong meds was cover up for the truth.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      She said Monty left to Lisa R in the car and then told Kyle she was in 100% pain and Monty gave her something-then she quickly said her doctor gave her something. Kim was talking in circles and trying to pin her using on anyone but herself. And when all was said and almost done she told Kyle she had to go home to Monty-but where the hell is Monty?
      She talks about Monty every minute but we never heard about him before this season right? Or did we?

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Yup. Probably got tired of “sharing” his meds w Kim.

    • T-Rex says:

      DragonQueen- totally could be why Monty left. Oh, and as a Cancer patient who is still on pain meds myself, they aren’t just tylenol, they are either Percocet which is Oxycodone w/tylenol or Oxycontin probably. The reason they add tylenol is to help with any potential addiction problems and such. My stash is completely tracked as well, it’s not like my docs all don’t know what I am prescribed, how much I am taking, etc. I am glad I am finally to a lower dosage, I have always been panicked I would become addicted, because of all the horror stories, but my docs explained that the drugs are FOR people like myself that need them but take them ONLY as prescribed and have lowered the dosages. IF SpacecadetKim is taking Monty’s pills that is HUGE and she needs to get back into rehab stat! IF Monty is in higher stages of his disease I can guarantee you he is taking a very high dosage of pain meds, and IF she is taking those she is on a slippery slope into an even worse problem.

      • kit9 says:

        His pills could be even harder. When my mother was terminal like Monty is, she was on straight morphine, first pills then IV.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Oh my goodness kit, I’m so sorry about your mom.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          When my mother was terminal and hospice came they had liquid morphine-dripped it right into her mouth-granted the poor woman was in terrible pain and the end was near. When she died they took EVERYTHING. Not a single drop left behind-all accounted for!

          • T-Rex says:

            JnntJ, Yeppers, my mom would go in once the patient had passed and wrangled up everything they administered via hospice, they couldn’t take pills thought that were doctor prescribed, although they would tell the family they would happily dispose of the medications for them. My mom said that there were so many folks she visited with a family member that was stealing meds. My mom is no nonsense she told the family that the person either needed to be stopped or they would move the patient to a hospice facility for their own welfare

          • kit9 says:

            Wow. That’s not how it worked with my mom although we had hospice care, too. The morphine was prescribed by her Dr. but they kept incredible tight reigns on it. At the end, she had an IV bag round the clock and on many occasions she’d be set to run out in the middle of the night -like 3am. So, I tried to get her replacement bag earlier in the day because how would we get one at that hour and they said no. I remember being so frustrated, I was her primary care giver. I’m like, do you really think I’d steal my mom’s morphine?! A: yes, yes they did!

  16. SC Girl says:

    They need to kick Brandy off the show. Its for sure taking all the fun out of watching the show. For the last few weeks I have just been fast forwarding past any of her spots cause I’m just done.

  17. shamrockblonde says:

    hello my loves! – Stars thanks for the recap! as always, great job! – when I think of that episode, the only parts that I truly liked were Eileen and Vince preparing for the poker game from hell, and Lisa V and giggy – the rest of it was just surreal – I felt badly for Kyle – why did she allow that tasting to continue? Did Bravo production insist upon it? If it had been me, Bravo or no Bravo, we would have been out of there and on to a nice luncheon even if it was just my sister and I – so it was scheduled – so what?

    as for Brandi – all she is doing is enabling – and in my opinion – encouraging – Kim to drink – her jealousy of Kyle and Lisa V’s friendship and her own insecurities are doing much more than destroying her future and that of her children – they are now dragging Kim right along with her – unfortunately, Kim may have to actually hit bottom again before being able to climb back out of that hole – Kyle can help her, but only to a point – what she needs is professional help and counseling – and the counseling is something that Kyle needs as well – she could also use a backbone at times – my heart goes out to her as she truly is in a damned if you do, damned if you don’t kind of situation – as for Brandi – if she ever tried to stop me from getting to my sister she would be flat on her boney tush in no time at all – shame on her – again –

    Poor Vince – he seemed absolutely shocked during that whole poker night –

    I hope and pray that Kim gets the help she NEEDS –

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks and you’re welcome Shamrock… I felt bad for Vince (My Boyfriend) but I think Eileen (That Tramp) felt somewhat vindicated because I don’t think he really could believe the outlandish stories she’s been bringing home to him about these housewives until he saw it first hand.

  18. TexasTart says:

    I can’t believe what RHOBH has turned into. Excellent recap Stars. Thank you!

    Thanks also to Namaste for the cast blogs and Ramonacoaster for Atlanta!

    • VV™ says:

      Bravo has OC’d this franchise. There is a difference between Dinner from Hell S1 at Camille’s and the crap they been throwing at us for the past 4 years. I like the two new additions but Brandi is too trashy, does not belong.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re so welcome, Tartsie… Hope you’re doing well, my friend! 🙂

  19. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Great Blog. From the moment I saw Kim enter the car and start talking I knew she was high as a kite. Goodness gracious that bitch was flying! Poor LisaR was doing her damned best to deal w/ the crazy lunatic and couldn’t help but ask if she was drinking.

    (Pssst. Pssst. Sidebar. I immediately thought she was on ‘PILLS’ because dealing w/ RealDad’s gastric cancer has brought a cavalcade of pain meds which have managed to ‘out’ several friends and family members who use them. They come over complaining of some malady and ask RealMom if she’s got anything for pain. Between the caregivers sent by Hospice and family a lot of medication has gone missing. 😦 )

    Kyle was mortified w/ Kim’s behavior and she was making everyone but stupid arse Brandi uncomfortable. ITA that Kim wanted to come back in to have her dramatic moment. It’s obvious that she’s been bad talking Kyle to BrandiRunNTell. Brandi appointing herself as Kim’s bodyguard was unnecessary but how does an inebriated person now that? Couple trying to protect someone w/ wanting to hurt the other and you have a recipe for disaster. Brandi can’t stomach Kyle but pretends too. It’s when she’s drunk that her true feelings come out. BTW she wasn’t so drunk because she apologized to Kim for getting physical w/ Kyle. Hmmm. Wonder if they’d had conversations of “If she ever….”

    The moment that blew my mind was Brandi’s ‘acceptance’ speech;. This whore, and female premature ejaculator, who has ruined countless parties by interrupting toasts and speeches w/ profanity, sexual comments or lame ass jokes actually got angry and asked for a moment!! Why o Why did someone not say “you’ve got some nerve when you never give ANYONE a moment. Always stealing the limelight of a presenter, even when it has nothing to do w/ you. SMH. Please BRAVO make it stop.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Amber, first I’m so sorry to hear about your dad going through this horrible disease and also that some family/friends have been taking his pain meds.

      When Brandi actually wanted a moment for her win, I just kept reminding myself that she’s a delusional drunk.
      Btw, she’s the only “housewife” that hits on the husbands.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Thanx Mel. Gotta watch those sticky fingered nephews of mine who will mix pills and booze. Once a hospice worker did meds inventory and 30 percocets went missing. out of a bottle of 120. . My cousin who comes over to help take care of RealDad ‘always has pain’, my parents 67 yr old former neighbor ‘keeps twisting her knee and re-injuring herself’… the list and excuses go on. RealDad stoically refuses his pain meds while interested parties mill around. BTW he feels no pain because RealMom has to G-Tube them in. She then hides the pain meds from the leeches which is another level of anxiety for her.

        • Oh my Amber ……

          I was going to say- can YOU keep the pills and keep them away from their house and just adminster or drop off when needed. But your mom seems to be doing just that.

          So so sorry. People are disgusting.

          • Amber...Real Wife says:

            Yes they are. It’s shocking to see who ‘likes’ ‘needs’ ‘wants’ pain meds. It’s a spectrum indeed.

        • Exit4 says:

          I’m sorry to hear this. I went through it myself. I temeber the drugs-so many. When my dad passed and the hospice worker was counting and packing up the leftover meds, I said jokingly-I’m getting married in a few months, the street value alone would cover the costs! She laughed and said-why do you think we take them back? Of course that’s not the only reason but, be careful, they might be selling and not taking!

          • Amber...Real Wife says:

            I wonder if the one that was packing them up actually turned them in. If they’re to be destroyed shouldn’t it have been done in front of you? As for the selling, my nephews can only get 2-3 at a time. The hospice worker.. went off. That also happened to me back in 2000 but the male nurse who came to administer IV meds took 20 lortabs from a brand new prescription. I didn’t report him but vowed to never fall for that trick again. Look like I fell asleep but I told RealMom to watch them as they do the Rx count.

      • Lighthouse says:

        My oldest sister used to steal my DOG’S seizure medicine!!!

    • Amber im sorry for your dad. ❤

      All good points.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Amber… Sorry to hear about your Dad. Medication is such an issue, isn’t it? I had so many powerful medications with both of my parent’s situations… I had to get rid of it all safely by putting it into kitty litter and pouring really hot water over it to dissolve them. I knew I couldn’t flush them… or put them in the trash… So this was the best option for me and it worked…

  20. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Brandi’s blog is up…it’s not her fault.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        Thanks Jill.
        No new revelations–she continues to be very jealous of Kyle and her family. And the last part…..news flash, Brandi, no one trusts you to do the right thing at any given time.EVER!
        Btw, I don’t think she wrote that blog.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      Her own brother is disgusted by her. She wants Kim and Kyle to have the same relationship.

      She wants to make everyone’s lives as miserable as hers.

      • austin1963 says:

        I think Brandi is totally motivated to totally blow up the Richards sister’s relationship. The jealousy just oozes out her pores. She’s not fooling anyone.

    • Exit4 says:

      Interesting she indicated that Kyle has a high tolerance for alcohol. Now kyles a drunk too?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Yes Exit that was a very interesting statement about Kyle-that and the fact that it was all Kyle’s idea to drink on the way to the party-as if Brandi would never do such a thing as get loaded on the way to a party on her own volition.
        Brandi’s own sister stopped talking to her after the molestation joke she made so she needs to worry about her own messy life!!

        • I didn’t read it but Twit was the one carrying like 8 bottles (can’t at least put them in a bag IDIOT) of wine into the car ???? Kyle seemed so surprised !

          Twit – just bring a BOX of wine next time.
          Hook up an IV. 🍷🍷🍷🍷💉💉💉

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          It doesn’t matter to me if Kyle drank the whole damn bottle–she can at least not be a drunken mess unlike Brandi. Another reason Brandi’s jealous of Kyle.

        • kit9 says:

          Jill, is her blog infuriating or just pathetic? I don’t want to read it if it’s just going to piss me off. Being this angry at this effing pig can’t be healthy. lol

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Kit between Brandi’s blog and Kim’s blog idk what your level of pissed offness is going to be but I imagine THROUGH THE FRIGGEN ROOF!!!

  21. shamrockblonde says:

    oh gag me – Brandi dearie – what if someone was attempting to “help” your son? about how long would you tolerate anyone attempting to come between you and him? not the same? yes it is – family is family – and you are NOT kin to the Richards sisters – step aside and butt the heck out –

    victim indeed..what utter nonsense – this was actually MORE lame than your other excuses, I mean blogs……….

    going for a walk before I start yelling at my desk and scaring everyone who walks by my bubble –

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      How about, it made a mistake. I thought I was helping Kim out but I didn’t know what happened with Kim and Lisa is the car–if I could do things differently, I would’ve just let Kyle handle the situation since it’s her sister.

      I think that maybe Kyle would’ve given her a second chance. Brandi is so stupid! She’s giving me a migraine!! This show is no longer fun, just stressful.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        For Brandi to actually look back at her behavior and say “I should not have done that” is somehow impossible. She has never said “I wish I did things differently” or “I’m so sorry for what I said” it’s always I’m sorry but it’s not my fault -she must think that regretting your behavior when you are dead wrong is a sign of weakness-she’s so dumb.

  22. I’m disgusted with a Bravo right now.

    Faustian bargain.

    How can any of this be worth it?

  23. Ash and VV did you see – carlton comes back ????? Wtf ?

  24. Hey- Claudia got a lawyer to send a cease and desist letter to an Atlanta blogger. Interesting.

    http://straightfromthea.com/2015/01/21/dear-rhoa-claudia-jordan-i-did-not-steal-your-laptop/#more-162068

  25. Starsy— im going to read your cap I promise. I woke with a splitting headache, which happens about 2x a month for me – only times I go to excedrin – I wonder if this damned show caused it ! #brandicaused
    Makes me feel for you Powell and all others who suffer actual frequent migraines. I can’t even imagine. I wish I had one of Kim/Monty’s pills.


    All has been said. There are no words. but let me add …. 😉:

    —Brandi kept eyeballing Kyle all through poker. When she was standing and Kim went to hug her about leaving or something – Brandi stared right at Kyle and nodded and winked. I think brandi was after kyle from the get, starting in the limo when Brandi was at LEVEL 1 Brandi drunk. The Level 2 Brandi drunk she got at Eileen’s house, the truth of her hate for kyle came out. Alcohol reveals all the truth.

    — Kim : for her weirdness in the limo with Lisa, I gleamed that

    Kim saying to Lisa – she wants to “act” , then getting all weird and lisa being a successful working actress —> showing Kim what she doesn’t have anymore? She had it thrust upon her as a child and now she is a mess from it ? (As many child stars sometimes become?)
    Kim has some growing animosity to Lisa, maybe Brandi feeding her things too. That’s going to come out in the wine toss. Career/ marriage envy?

    ~~~~~

    Brandi and Kim seem to both have some jealousy issues. Only single ones in the bunch ? Brandi projects it, like I think Kit ? said.
    But I’m knew to this side of Kim so I don’t know her past with regards to what **triggers** her drinking/ using.

    ——-
    Brandi had her EYE firmly on kyle all evening …..at the poker table she & Kim were directly across Kyle — makes the eye contact more direct. I mentioned above brandi almost smiled maliciously AT KYLE when Kim was like crying in her arms to leave.

    Yes Monty has something to do here? Is Kim JELLY of her sister and their perfect marriage ?
    Kim kept staring at her phone at poker. Monty??? Her sponsor ? (JILLS theory of the bathroom and kyle calling someone)

    This is just bat$hit

    Do you all actually truly think andy can rationalize bringing Brandi back next season?
    If kyle and lisa, for all their ups and downs firmly see that they cannot stand Brandi and maybe say they won’t film with her — ? Can this mean she’s out?? I think Yo sees/ will see the nastiness and also with her illness… I think she’ll drop B too

    Do you guys think there’s any way Andy can RATIONALLY say, let’s keep brandi?
    I thought ratings were better on the BRANDI LESS episodes ?

    –sorry so long

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Chiz the Wiz… It’s all Brandi’s fault. Always. But she will blame everyone else. Always.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I don’t understand the Monty thing-why are we hearing so much about her love for Monty now? I understand the man is sick but have we ever heard Kim refer to Monty in the past? Wasn’t it weird how she said “Monty is going to be sordid of me” when she won a hand? That was so odd…she’s very strange.

  26. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Annnnddddd cue the cute kid tweet…Brandi girl I could tweet for you cause I always know what’s coming!!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Quit embarrassing your children already and give them a role model that they can look up to. Being drunk and naked on TV is not something for your children to be proud of.

  27. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Starzy-great great blog-and I know this one wasn’t easy at all! So many things happened in this episode to remind so many of us of so many things that have happens-to us!!
    That Tramp is really such a great addition to show but I feel like your loverboy Vince would rather be doing ANYTHING but dealing with this shitshow! Poor Vince-you should ask him if he’s ok!!
    Lisa R…God I love her! Her talking heads are the best ever! Every single one is perfection!
    No need to comment on the rest of the show b/c I have said plenty! (That doesn’t mean I’m done-it just means I’m not going to say anything else right now-but I will say more later..you knew that already right?)

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Oh Jill, My Favorite Jill in all the World… Thanks so much and I do so agree with you about That Tramp and My Boyfriend… I texted him earlier to make sure he was okay… I’ll let you if I hear back from him. Yeah, Eileen and Lisa just crack me up… What amazing addiitions, no? And btw… We COUNT on you saying stuff… it’s your job! 🙂

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Love you Starzy…let me know when you hear from Vince!! ( I did tweet him last night!!)

  28. nyc mama says:

    I am wondering how Maurizio feels about JR continuing to work for him while still dating Brandi.

    Brandi has nerve criticizing the wealth of some on the show. The two that have nothing are she and Kim. They can move in together and enable each other. Since LaRues friend Jennifer has tried to lobby to be on the show and continues to she can be their sober coach on their own podcast show and let the rest of us enjoy RHOBH.

  29. Great Blog Stars!!! Such an interesting episode on so many levels….the only thing that I am 100% sure of is that I LOVE LISA RINNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Tiara… Isn’t Lisa great? She IS the gift that keeps on giving, no?

  30. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Please please hurry up and go read Kim’s blog-we must discuss ASAP!!
    I will point out that she and Brandi are on a team and they made damn sure they got their story straight before they posted their blogs!’

    http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/blogs/kim-richards/kim-kyle-should-be-worried-not

    • Denial? I am gobsmacked. No apologies for being a mean “drunk” – you know what I mean. She has lost too many brain cells

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        So she had pneumonia and bronchitis yet she had no couch and decided to puff on a cigar? I think she’s told many things to Brandi and is scared to go against. Jmo

        • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

          YEP

        • nyc mama says:

          I agree There is so much bs and revisionist history in that blog and her new bff, all to protect herself and Cuckoo.

          Also, Cuckoo shouldn’t discuss storylines, Her’s is lying to create trouble, drinking, her ex and being an embarassment. Based on her own words in her blog she has none of the attributes that she lists as why people tune in to watch.

          Kim and Brandi need to go.

        • Orson says:

          Good call on the cigar thing.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Lol I meant cough

    • designernailsdiana says:

      How do you get “injuries” from being sick? Did she fall on her walking lungs??

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Isn’t it funny that both Kim and Brandi mentioned the bronchitis? We saw Kim go to the spa and the poker game and she didn’t seem ill-hell crazy ass was SMOKING!! Now she wants to say that she was in the hospital for “injuries” from being sick??
        This is where my mean side comes in-if I were Kyle I would blast her ass-1 for being a complete bitch and 2 for siding with that low count drunk!

        • designernailsdiana says:

          Jill I agree 100%. Those two made up this little lie to cover her falling off the wagon.

          • HuskerHuny says:

            I didn’t see any affects of bronchitis in Kim while at the spa; if she was so sick I suspect her voice would have been wonky and there would have been sneezing and coughing. No evidence of that. Nothing better to see a recovering alcoholic who is drug-impaired getting help from a drunk woman. There is nothing about Kim’s or Brandi’s blog I believe. But having watched it all, I think the two of them deserve each other. Kim gets herself out of situations where alcohol is featured, but she can’t grasp the thought that if she continues to hang with Brandi, she’s putting herself in the same danger. Get off TV already Kim and deal with your life before you slip for good.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              EXACTLY HH!!!

            • Powell says:

              She looked and sounded fine to me. I would think you’d hear something different in her voice, breathing, noise from her chest. I didn’t hear anything like that. If she was feeling so bad why go to the spa? And she had a massage w/her clothes off. I’d think you would want to stay covered up if you had pneumonia, bronchitis. But that’s just me. 😏

        • Exit4 says:

          I had strep A 5 years ago. It caused pneumonia with pleural effusions. It was not fun and it was very painful. They gave me morphine in the hospital. I didn’t feel good for some time before-but I wasn’t in pain at all until I started the deep coughing and then a day later woke up in severe pain. I only had the pain meds for a really short time in the ER. As soon as I got IV antibiotics and albuteral treatments plus a heavy duty anti inflammatory via IV the pain was pretty much gone. I also got this awesome cough medicine that made me loopy-I was there 6 days! I can’t say she wasn’t in pain from pneumonia-but theres other treatments before that. Especially if she’s recovering. The only reason I had the morphine was because the pain was stopping me from being able to be positioned in the CAT scan. It was a drip and it made me so sick…..

          • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

            And what kind of urge did you have to smoke a cigar?

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Ok Exit-you were really really sick-Kim did not seem even a little bit sick at that spa thing-we would have noticed no? Or the other ladies would have mentioned some thing about her not feeling well-it’s strange that Kim and Brandi are the only 2 that mention this little tidbit!!

            • T-Rex says:

              You also don’t take OxyCodone, nor would be smoking a cigar with Bronchitis. These two idiots need to at least GOOGLE this shit before they post these lies. No doctor is going to prescribe Oxy for Bronchitis!

          • T-Rex says:

            Exit wow, sorry you had to go through that, in addition the reason they probably gave you morphine and not Dilaudid or Oxycodone is that they don’t use that for those conditions, and they would only do this in a hospital setting that they could monitor. Also, a doctor is NOT going to prescribe Oxycodone to an Alcoholic either, SpaceCadetKim is stealing pain meds from her Cancer Patient BabyDaddyMonty.

    • California35 says:

      I only read Kim’s. That’s too bad. She could have said something like, I took medication i shouldn’t have. It made act that way, im embarresed too. I dont something like that if she wants to save face. Instead of coming out on theh defensive and saying what kylr should have felt and how she and others should have let het be. Others others others. This shows me that she is still (now, nit just on that episode or season) she is still falling off the wagen and is still in some way blaming others, so she is not well. AA meetings Kim.

      • nyc mama says:

        She lied. As we all know you don’t take painkillers for bronchitis. Just like randi was then wasn’t drunk when she threw the wine. Next we have the slap. A real class act (not). Her sons are now old enough to feel the ramificaions of he actions.

        • T-Rex says:

          NYC Mama not only would you NOT take painkillers for Bronchitis, not a doctor on the planet going to prescribe you painkillers for Bronchitis, they can actually cause more damage to your lungs, in fact you are not supposed to take Oxycodone if you have Bronchitis, she is a complete addict, and needs to be in Rehab or as I said an actual Mental Facility she clearly has something wrong with her! By the way here is a listing showing you shouldn’t take pain killers with Bronchitis

          http://www.cancer.org/treatment/treatmentsandsideeffects/guidetocancerdrugs/oxycodone

          • nyc mama says:

            I had bronchitis last year. The last thing I wanted to do was go out, smoke a cigar or play poker with friends. She sure had the lung power to challenge Lisa R in the car. If she was in “pain” she should have stayed home. It wouldn’t have been the first time she missed filing. She was the provacateur in this whole episode.

            • T-Rex says:

              Well, here is how those two IDIOTS manufactured that MORONIC story, Monty has Lung Cancer so those two brain scientists came up with a “bronchitis” diagnosis as to why she had to take a Cancer dosage of Oxycodone. UHM he isn’t taking it because he has Lung cancer he takes it for the PAIN from Lung Cancer, they are both dolts. When SpaceCadetKim OD’s, THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi will take no responsibility, she will blame Kyle and the rest of SpaceCadetKim’s family, all while saying that SpaceCadetKim was an adult and could make her own decisions. I can see that already

              • kit9 says:

                And, remember, his cancer has spread to two other parts of his body.

                • T-Rex says:

                  Yes, he has metastatic lung cancer and is terminal, from what I read it doesn’t seem that he is going through chemotherapy so he is in the final stages, so he would be on massive doses of Pain killers. My mom is a retired Cancer nurse and also worked as a Hospice advocate, and she worked with terminal cancer patients and she used to speak of the latter stages of a patients life and how many drugs they had to be taking to take care of their pain.

    • I just went and re-read. It is not the same blog that was posted this morning! LOL! Obviously it was pulled down for edits. I did copy and paste the blog so if anyone misses it, I can get you the whole thing!

    • Powell says:

      You know what JNNTJ? When I got to she had bronchitis I stopped reading. To hell w/the excuses. Sighhhhh…. And she’s made Kyle said she was embarrassed cuz Kyle should have been worried? IDK how many pain meds she took but after all the yrs of her addiction if she doesn’t see that her sis is concerned then she’s nuts. And yes Kyle was also embarrassed. See Kyle is damned if she says something and she’s damned if she doesn’t. At the tasting she was “fine” and just wanted everyone to see she could handle it. So in other words leave her alone. But then something was wrong and Kyle should be “concerned”. Kyle just can’t win.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        The bronchitis set off my alarm because Brandi said the same thing-none of the other ladies mentioned Kim being sick and they would know if she were so ill when they went to the spa and card party.

    • T-Rex says:

      WELL I agree that Kyle should be worried, very worried, that she is going to find her sister cold and dead lying on the bathroom floor of a drug or alcohol overdose! UGH SpaceCadetDrugAddictKim needs to be off this show, sorry but she needs clear mental help, and at the least a long term rehab, she is not well, she is a drug and alcohol addict and needs a long term plan to get off everything before she overdoses. Anyone who is taking a CANCER patients pain meds is most definitely experiencing drug addiction!

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      I’m telling you – they have the same ghostwriter.

  31. Starzy- I bow before your blogging greatness. Awesome job.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Awww… OMIB… What totally kind words those are… Thank you so much! Thanks for reading! I really appreciate it!

  32. designernailsdiana says:

    WOWZA this episodes blog is like reading about a trainwreck in slow motion. I’m happy to say Bravo isn’t getting any of my viewing time, but this blog is getting my attention. Thanks for the blog Starzy!!
    HOW can Bravo keep STFUBrandi when she is worse than Zill Jarin ever was? Zill had her little issues, but STFUBrandi takes it past the point of no return. She’s an embarrassment to her sons and some day they WILL see this and who knows how they will handle it. Wise up B and get sober!
    I’m enjoying reading about Lisa R and Eileen(lucky woman) and their great TH’s. I agree Stars Vincent was my favorite Van P back in the day too.
    My heartbreaks for Kim and Kyle as they struggle with letting this addiction storyline play out on tv to be around forever. Kim needs to leave and focus on her sobriety. This show is not doing her any favors.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Diva – You’re so welcome… I appreciate you reading the blog even though you don’t watch the show. Brandi is so, so bad. Jill was annoying and a horrible friend. Brandi… Well – there are just no words. It’s really too bad this show is hard to watch for so many – because Lisa R and Eileen are so hysterically funny… the others are going to have to keep up with their humor… It’s so danged funny. And then there’s Brandi (The Twit). Ugh. Just Ugh. I think Kim’s continuing participation in this show is damaging her. But then again, I’m not exactly sure if she wasn’t participating if she would be making any better choices for herself. But then again, what do I know? lol

  33. Where is T-Rex? Always fun to get her perspective!

  34. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      The above is a post from Brandi’s Facebook-she edited her post from
      Kim’s blog #norelapse to
      Kim’s Blog
      I asked why she changed it and said that it is in fact a relapse because Kim admitting to taking pills -she replied “watch and see” or “wait and see” or something dumb like that.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Brandi also said on her Facebook post that when all the facts come out people are going to feel very judgemental…what the EFFF Is she talking about? Kim admitted to using so what facts are we missing????

  35. Jill I hope your copy and pasted somewhere Kim’s blog.
    Before it comes down.

  36. nyc mama says:

    Poor Vince…and Eileen

    Eileen Davidson @eileen_davidson · 26m 26 minutes ago
    @VinceVanP_WPT #RHOBH Poor guy just wanted a beer from the garage fridge….he got an eyefull!

    Eileen Davidson @eileen_davidson · 33m 33 minutes ago
    When I saw @VinceVanP_WPT peeking thru the window in the preview I died! He thought everyone was gone & the drama was over! But NOOO! #RHOBH

  37. cdnfillie58 says:

    sad to say .. Kyle needs to let go of Kim. It’s way past time. I have a sister as well that would cause me so much stress in my life and there was absolutely nothing I could do to help her. She kept expecting me to bail her out. Took a long time to realize I was only enabling her. It was a hard decision but I sorta cast her off and told her the only time I wanted to hear from her was when she was willing to do something for me for a change. I hear she’s doing better, but I still haven’t heard from her. I’m ok with that. The release of stress is worth it.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Thanks for sharing your story c-not an easy thing to go through I’m sure but a decision you were forced to make. I’m glad you heard she was doing better and I’m glad your ok!!

    • California35 says:

      Sorry 😌

    • kit9 says:

      Oh boy can I relate. I’m going through this right now w/my alcoholic sister. I haven’t spoken to her since Thanksgiving when she got drunk and ruined yet another holiday. It’s just too much at times, the stress and pain and I have to take a break.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Kit I thought of you when I read cdn’s post and was wondering about your sister-sorry to hear that things are still this way!!

        • kit9 says:

          Thank you. She’s a very severe and sad case. Hopefully, one day I’ll have good news. She’s texting me to let me know what’s she’s doing on days she can but she understands I just had to get a break. My sister is very different from Kim. She doesn’t blame anyone but herself and she acknowledges fully the pain she causes and says how sorry she is. Honestly, if my sister’s attitude was like Kim’s, I probably would have cut ties w/her years ago for good. The pain and anger watching someone you love slowly destroy themselves is bad enough, but that attitude and self absorption of Kim would make helping her impossible for me. That blog as described(I can’t read it) and her whining Kyle isn’t worried about her? The whole episode was Kyle worrying about her..that she doesn’t acknowledge that and has the balls to be angry is too much. I don’t know how Kyle tolerates it.

  38. Orson says:

    So, will Brandi be Kim’s BFF when Kim hits the bottom again and needs serious help? Bobble will be helping Kim pay her bills and such? Bobble will convince Kim to go back into rehab?

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      No Brandi will do none of those things…she will just be happy to have a single drinking buddy!

  39. California35 says:

    Starz – About Brandi bringing you (us) to cuss. She really is bringing BH down, lack of money and class. Ahh to temember back on first episode when saying i will take you alabama style (or something like that) was so low class. Boy did we go lower.

    • Powell says:

      We are in the bottom of the barrel.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Oh California, you are so danged right about that! Isn’t it interesting to think about benchmarks like you mention from other seasons and measure where we are at now? It’s like when I watch the older shows… and I think… “Wow… I wish it was still like that now!”… Brandi is just always so vulgar… It’s like she’s so world-view challenged it’s the only thing she knows – so it’s her “go-to” response for every situation. So, so wonky! I think you were referring to Taylor Armstrong’s statement about “going all Oklahoma on your ass” or something like that to Kyle in the restaurant… no? But perhaps I’m hallucinating… lol

      • California35 says:

        LMAO!! Alabama Oklahoma lol sorry yes that’s what I was talking about. And yes vulgarity and those type of insults. Making it difficult to feel bad for her when she starts with her victim poor me bla bla. One thing is to have no money and or to come from humble (or poor beginnings) another one is to not have any class. Any whooooo

        #nomorebrandi #payattentionplease

  40. Orson says:

    Oh, Starzy? I’ll give you a slide for the times you were quoting someone, but for the others…?

    shaking the Cussin’ Jar under Stars’ nose

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Orson – YOU have da cussin’ jar… I KNEW someone was hiding it… Yeah, I admit… I owe prolly about $10 for this particular episode… Do you take checks?

      • Orson says:

        As a wise woman told me before her ungrateful daughter locked her in the cupboard under the stairs, “In God, we trust. All others pay cash.”

  41. Powell says:

    Watching TMZ. Gigi from Shahs got a boob job. They wanted to ask her a question but instead she wanted to show off her boobs. They looked good. They may fit her size better than Porsha’s do.

  42. Powell says:

    I’ve just come to the conclusion that any woman that has money, a husband/significant other, a nice home, beAutiful, etc Bobble Head is jealous of them and because Eddie did what he did Bobble is determined to destroy relationships w/these types of women. She starts w/the pretence that she wants to be friends w/these types of women but she really doesn’t.

    • You made me think of Dina referring to Danielle.

      “She wants to skin me and wear me like last year’s Versace”

      Brandi wants to skin and wear everyone’s husband like last year’s Versace.

    • Orson says:

      She wants everyone to be as miserable as she is. She hates Sheanna and Leann for sleeping with her husband, so to get back at them, she tries to sleep with her castmates’ husbands.

    • VV™ says:

      What about Yofo (her idol)? She doesn’t hate her

    • VV™ says:

      What about Yofo (her idol)? She doesn’t hate her.

      • Orson says:

        Yolo has only slightly tugged on her reins. So far. Depending on her health, if she gets better and becomes cognizant of Brandi’s deeds, she’ll tug on them a bit more. His Kingship gave Brandi a pretty good rap on the knuckles with that “He’s married” comment. The king isn’t stupid and he might start urging Yolo to put space between her and Brandi. At which time Brandi will start waving a new victim flag.

  43. VV™ says:

    🚨🚨🚨DAMAGE CONTROL ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

    If I was real mean, I would ask you tweet her sponsors on the show…..but I’m not going to do that 😜

  44. T-Rex says:

    MMmkay, so that idiot THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi plays a game in which her answer is probably something she has actually done since SHE and her husband had an open relationship and “boinked” women together!!! Which means she was there when her ExManCandyCibrian was “sticking” it to someone else while she was in the room, UGH! SpaceCadetKim is an addict and has apparently switched alcohol for her BabyDaddyMonty’s Pain meds which are probably a high dosage of Oxycodone, so great her addiction has been upgraded. She needs rehab stat, it certainly explains her behaviour on this episode she was HIGH as a freakin kite, and I don’t mean just a bit high, a LOT high. When I was on the 2.0 pills just out of the hospital it made me very chatty, you knew exactly when I took one, when I was getting close to time for another pill I was cranky, not from withdrawal, but from the pain coming back, I was down to the 1.0 dosage though very quickly, I was scared at taking the higher dosage. I was still really chatty on the 1.0 too though. My personal opinion, and based on the level of Monty’s cancer he is probably taking about the 5.0 level, or possibly more, and that is a HUGE dosage. Sorry but I will not be surprised to hear SpaceCadetKim overdoses on pills or alcohol because she clearly is NOT interested in true sobriety. This whole sick relationship between SpaceCadetKim and THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi is simply due to the fact that no one else will really interact with either of them because they are both NUTS and they are both clear substance abusers who also have an issue with “reality” and the “truth”. SpaceCadetKim though I think clearly has a mental issue, and probably needs some intensive InHouse commitment at a nice Mental Facility. I don’t know why Bravo is still filming her or even allowing her to be part of this show. I have basically stopped watching because if that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi is on the Bravo payroll, I am going to do them a favor and NOT WATCH!! Oh I love TheTrampEileen though, and I would really hope that down the road, her and LypsLisa finally put that idiot THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARWHOLIESMORONSTFUBrandi squarely in her “place”

  45. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

    SCORECARD anyone?

    Lisa Rinna = A for putting up with Kim in the limo, and then at the poker table. The woman has more patience than anyone else on tv.

    Eileen = A for not physically throwing the trash out of her house after all the disrespect. I know she was probably in shock at what was coming out of Brandi’s mouth, but she still kept her cool.

    Lisa Vanderpump = A for avoiding this shit by sticking to her family vacation, and going to my favorite place on earth, Cabo.

    Kyle = B because she TOTALLY could have stopped the wine tasting. Also, she only gets a B because she didn’t knock Brandi out.

    Kim = F for feeding her drug habit and lying about it. Her diva behavior is worst when she’s in the River of Brandi Denial. Can’t stand her uncomfortable behavior. Never could.

    Brandi = F*ck her. Here’s $10. F*cking lying cheating trashy piece of shit. And f*ck whoever cast her, and the horse she rode in on.

  46. VV™ says:

    She’s a big fan of the show.

    Check Out Which Fan-Favorite Real Housewives Star Is Heading to Revenge! http://www.eonline.com/news/615878/check-out-which-fan-favorite-real-housewives-star-is-heading-to-revenge

    • T-Rex says:

      Interesting that several TV sites have said that this will be the Last season for Revenge, the ratings are in the toilet this season. I don’t watch the show, never have, not my cup of tea.

      • California35 says:

        I watched the first season, did not miss an episode. Second season, I think I did also, but mm hmmm uumm I dont know I lost interest.

  47. California35 says:

    By the way there was waaay more food at the wine tasting.

  48. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  49. TexasTart says:

    The episode with Kim’s daughter getting married is when we first “met” Monty. When she was professing her love for him in THs she also spoke about how he “disappears”. The first thing I thought when I heard that was there’s a good chance he has substance abuse issues. How interesting is it to know that Kim has trouble maintaining her sobriety at the same time she is referencing him very often. His state of health, I’m sure is stressful for Kim and that alone could lend her to a weakened state – oh but that’s right, it was Bronchitis. Anyway, my point is that Monty has either directly or indirectly enabled her.

    What really bugs me after reading her blog is to know she is still squarely aligned with Brandi and poker night may have been in August. A lot of time has past for things to have been worked out between her and Kyle….did it all go to hell when she saw the episode? And I could elaborate on when Kyle used the word embarrassed and neither of them were as Kim makes it sound. We are still missing what made Kim flip to full on anger with Kyle…and have not seen the last of it play out. Kyle said on WWHL that she still doesn’t know made her change on a dime.. So ALL this time has past and Brandi is still “winning” – a term Charlie Sheen could lend her.

    For what it’s worth, I had my husband, who’s been around the block with a few drug addicts, to take a look at Kim in the car with Lisa (who he loves too! ) and Kim at the poker table. I asked him “what’s her drug?”. He thinks it’s codine or oxycontin mixed with alcohol. And he asked if that other foul mouthed blonde was drunk before arrival – LOL. And he wanted to know why “Billie” and “Kristen” changed soaps – LOL.

    • California35 says:

      Kim just flipped, I don’t know that there was something specific that got her mad at Kyle. Remember she also started with Lisa R. She was being rude as if there was a problem, but there wasn’t one. That’s why Lisa just said “we are fine” and kept trying to defuse. Yes both Kyle and Lisa R would engage, then get attacked making them stop.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Hey Tartsy-interesting theory about Monty!
      I think Kyle and Kim were ok for a while after this was filmed-maybe until the dog bit Kyle’s daughter?

      • TexasTart says:

        Yes, I had wanted to make the point that when Kyle was first on WWHL this season, and/or somewhere she was interviewed on TV she was asked about her relationship with Kim and she said they were in a good place now. So that would be after poker night and before the dog bite. I tend to think Kim seeing the episode set her off. Obviously this episode has made for many stabs and jabs on Twitter – before we saw the episode.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Your husband sounds so funny, Tartsy! 😉
      I hope she’s not mixing pills with booze…..

      • TexasTart says:

        Hiya Foxy. What an episode….midway through it I’m wondering why the heck am I watching these disgusting rude bitches?! The only saving grace was Lisa and Giggy on the nude beach, lol.

    • T-Rex says:

      Read some stories and the claim is adjustments to her BOOB surgery to dehydration as the reason for the hospital stay. Still not buying the BS she wrote above!!

      • VV™ says:

        I don’t know too many people are buying it either.

        • T-Rex says:

          Also if you look at the instagram timeline she could not have been in the hospital for 8 days and other pics in and around that time period show her clearly not injured in any way. She is LYING about being injured, also if you broke ribs enough to be herniated(which I think she googled) she would not have even been able to sit and would be wheezing from the damages and couldn’t move, even with 5 to 10 mg of illegally obtained oxycodone.

    • VV™ says:

      No mention of Brandi on the pic.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        VV-I asked above also but in case you don’t see it-do you know the date of the poker party? Did go in the hospital the next day? Thanks in advance if you know!

        • TexasTart says:

          Poker party, date unknown. Hospital August 28th….I guess that is the date came from her Instagram post.

          • T-Rex says:

            Her instagram timeline doesn’t really fit the information she posted either and with broken ribs enough to also include a hernia is extensive, she would not have been able to sit nor would be breathing well, no way she had this condition at the party even if loaded up on illegally obtained oxycodone. SO, did he fall down stairs, did Monty beat the crap out of her for stealing his pain meds? Or did she have her BOOB JOB fixed like everyone was reporting at the time of her hospital stay months ago

        • VV™ says:

          I’ll post what I have down below. I’ve been trying to get the dates for Four Season in Santa Barbara because that supposedly happened around the time.

  50. MM in OC says:

    I thought Kyle said she was embarrassed because when Kim and Brandi were being tacky and lewd with the stick they were swinging around, I think Kim said something along the lines of “are you jealous” of the size of the stick (referencing the size (or shortcomings) of Mauricio. That’s when Kyle really got mad and left to go to the bathroom. Kim was being the mean girl.

    At least that’s how I remembered it.

    • California35 says:

      I do too. Who wouldn’t be embarrassed ? Kim not is taking that against Kyle. Kyle can’t be embarrassed but Kim can be vulgar and shut people off and tell them F U. Yes Kyle is the bad guy.

  51. MM in OC says:

    One final thought. I don’t think Kim has been sober. I think she cut down on the abuse. She loves to talk like she is, but her behavior and inability to take responsibility for her action shows us she’s not sober. Isn’t that the cornerstone of sobriety? Making amends to people you have hurt during your lushy moments? Unit I see that, and maybe an entire season where it’s apparent she’s off the wagon, then I don’t believe she’s sober.

    I also want to know when she takes responsibility for that poor dog of hers.

    • Orson says:

      I can’t believe Kim is in any 12-step program. And she gave the dog away, which was the best thing she could have done. Don’t know how the dog is doing. Who wants to take a chance on investing the time with an untrained pit bull that’s already done (allegedly) 4 attacks? (2 confirmed).

  52. VV™ says:

    Love this girl🌸 @brandiglanville

    A post shared by Kim Richards (@kimrichards11) on

  53. VV™ says:

    There is Kathy Hilton with Brandi’s Hair guy.

    @kathyhilton #loveHer @kimrichards11 #KimsBdayParty

    A post shared by Mia Meisee 💖 (@proudmia) on

  54. VV™ says:

    Brandi’s hair guy.

    @BrandiGlanville @kimrichards11 they ❤️each other #KimsBdayParty

    A post shared by Mia Meisee 💖 (@proudmia) on

  55. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  56. T-Rex says:

    So, on a NON-Howives, my update note, thought I would share why haven’t been around the past few days. I had my Brain MRI and a full PET/MRI scan a few weeks back, and my doc appointment followup this week. WELL, so Moffitt Cancer Center has a great Patient Portal that you can use to check up on your appointments, labs, etc. oh AND your Radiology reports, yep, so guess who decided to read those before her appointment, anyone, anyone, yep you guessed it Me T-Rex. So, after reading them, and crying a bit, I made my husband take a day off of work and take me to the appt because I thought after reading my reports that we would be talking about new treatments, more surgeries, possibly “bucketlist” etc. OH and it didn’t help the doctor office called twice to make sure I would be at my appointment. Yep SHEAR PANIC had set in! So we get to the appt they put us in the BIG room with the table and I was just trying hard to KEEP CALM, then a PHDNurse and a student enter she is a part of my Team now, and this was her student to observe. They leave, then walks in my Doc, two Fellows(final year PHD students/doctors) and the PHDNurse, and her student,(me clutching bottom of chair at this point), SO, my doc looks at me, because he found out I read my reports calmly asks me when I plan to apply to medical school, because I will need that if I am going to continue to read my damn reports without a doctor on my case being present. OMG Nothing has changed, what the new reports did was pin point miniscule items they saw on the imaging to watch for any further growths and after going over my case with the students he tells me “see ya in May”. They had called me because of course my case is so different than most others and they wanted to make sure I was coming so they could schedule the students to be at the appointment for their studies. So no new growths, the Brain MRI showed NOTHING(okay not that I don’t have a brain, although some may not believe that), but no cells what so every, yippee, of course we knew there was other stuff in me still, it’s not growing or moving and they will just keep watching me. I will still be their monthly guest for infusions and blood for their vampires, but all in all I am going to be bothering you all here on the boards for a while!!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Why did you do that to yourself?!?!? Don’t do it again!! Glad to hear you will be sticking around for while!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Yeah, i had to do a could of GoogleHailMary’s and promise to stay out of my radiology reports online going forward, in addition my doc sent a note to the Portal folks that those shouldn’t be posted until AFTER a patients doctor appointment. LOL! I am his first patient that googled the shit out of their Radiology reports though, HA!

        • OMG, you are so funny, I am SO GLAD it was GOOD NEWS!!! You need to think about having your husband change the password and keep it secret!! Too much knowledge is a dangerous thing, lol!!

    • Exit4 says:

      Good for you!!! Someone is bound to have a legal issue that must be dissected! 😊

    • Oh em gee- what great news!

      So glad you’re doing well, sending you love.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      No scary stories at bedtime! I’m glad the news is better than expected. No more self-diagnosis anymore, ok?

    • Great news. After all that stress I might have had a few drinks. Nice to know we will have the best housewife namer around for a long time to come!

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      Oh Rexy – I was tearing up just reading this – soooo glad you misinterpreted the test results – bad bad Rexy – do not try that again.

      Big PHEW and glad you are doing so well.

    • VV™ says:

      Great news, Dr. T-Rex!

    • TRex sooooooo happy for you. You are too funny — we miss you too much ❤

    • mm in oc says:

      So glad for good news! thank god for his many blessing.

    • kit9 says:

      Fantastic news!

    • Its like we enjoy bringing pain on ourselves! I remember when my daughter was diagnosed with autism. The neurologist said very firmly, “DO NOT go home and google this! You will only read about the worst case scenarios and that is not what you are dealing with!” What did I do? You guessed it. I went home and googled. And googled. And googled. I didn’t sleep that whole first month. I pretty much cried all damn day and night.
      I am so happy you got good news! Keep it coming!

    • TexasTart says:

      Great news!

    • Jules says:

      SUCH JOY!
      well first was very scared for you and then tears of happiness.
      strength and peace to you and yours.

    • ladebra says:

      Oh gosh Rex you had me holding my breath. So so happy for the outcome, and sending love and light your way! 💕

  57. VV™ says:

    RHOBH SEASON 5 TL

    05-13 PUMP Restaurant Opening
    06-22 Eileen Davidson wins Emmy
    06-24 Kathy,Kyle,Kim wedding gown
    06-26 Kim and Yofo horseback riding
    06-27 Lisa V/Yofo meet @ Villa Blanca
    06-28 Lisa V/Kyle meet @ Restaurant
    06-28 Kyle’s White Party
    06-30 Kyle & Family fly to Lake Tahoe
    07-01 Brandi moving to new home
    07-02 Yofo/Bella eat at Malibu Farm
    07-03 Adrienne/Brandi meeting
    07-06 Yofo in Holland to see her mom
    07-08 *Lisa, Kyle colorful dress VB
    07-11 Lisa Rinna Birthday at PUMP
    07-10 Yofo & David Yatch Turkey
    07-17 Yofo back 2 Holland frm Turkey
    07-22 Lisa R/Eileen meet for lunch
    07-22 Kyle in Spain family vacation
    07-22 Yofo flies to Spain to meet Kyle
    07-22 Bella DUI Arrest
    07-24 Lisa V/ Lisa R lunch at VB
    07-26 Lisa Rinna QVC
    07-30 Lisa Star Walk of Fame in PS
    08-01 *Yofo yellow pants&Brandi shop
    08-02 Kim’s daughter wedding
    08-04 BBQ at Kyle’s
    08-06 *Lisa shops for Tea
    08-08 Brandi housewarming party
    08-13 LisaR Ice Bucket challenge Access Hollywood
    08-17 Bella moves to NY
    08-18 AZ University
    08-25 Lisa vacations in Cabo
    08-28 Max talks w/ Ken & Lisa
    08-28 *Kim is in Hospital
    09-03 Filming PUMP
    09-03 *Lisa V., Kyle, Eileen polka dot dress – shopping/pump
    09-05 *Yofo Florence Roberto Cavalli
    09-12 *Lisa R Talks to BG
    09-17 *Yofo green blouse at PUMP
    09-19 *Yofo at Scavenger hunt
    09-24 Brandi gets new Range Rover
    09-27 *David Foster Gala – Calgary
    09-28 *HWs fly to Europe
    10-03 Lisa with family in London
    10-03 *HWs come back from Europe
    10-21 *Nicky Hilton book signing
    10-22 *Adrienne’s event Supper Club

    *Not aired

  58. Cdnfille and Kit just want to send you hugs as you said this mess of Kim brings up issues in your families. Hugs to you both ❤ ❌❌⭕️⭕️

  59. Exit4 says:

    I brought this down here-when I got sick with pneumonia I didn’t feel well for a while, a week or so, but I just felt like I had a bad cold. Looking back-I was shorter of breath then normal, but I didnt know I was as sick as I was. Or was going to be. When the bad coughing started-I was in pain. My chest and ribs hurt-it’s a very deep cough, not a normal one. I just self medicated with cold meds. But in no way did I need any pain meds for it. When the effusions kicked in-that was pain. Real, serious pain. I couldn’t stand up straight or sit or lay in certain ways. I could barely speak, because it was hard to breathe -so I was hyperventilating-I was also in a panic. My skin was gray. I’ve had bronchitis as well-in college-and I did feel like crap-and pain from coughing-but not pain med hurting. I had 2 C-sections and all I took was Percocet. Once they did the chest X-ray and later the CAT scan (the doctor was worried about PE) I never got another pain killer. I was tourtured in many other ways though! My bigger issue was the Strep A-so my treatment went way beyond what a normal person would have for a round of pneumonia. I can’t say Kim is lying about it-but it’s convenient and she was obviously self medicating a pain of another kind….

    • Yikes Exit, sorry for all that and just so youre better now to enjoy drunky smokes with us is all that matters. 😊
      PE—-> pre-eclampsia ? Just wondering

      Kim’s totally lying. I even feel her boobs look different in the two pics VV posted below so maybe she DID get a boob job or some other cosmetic work the next few weeks of filming (or secretly they sent her to rehab? Short-stay?)

  60. nyc mama says:

    Did anyone else find Yolanda’s analogy calling her daughters “the White Swan and the Black Swan” disconcerting?. The Black Swan is the evil one in the ballet.

  61. cdnfillie58 says:

    I caught that as well..I just thought I was being over sensitive .. Didn’t think it was appropriate and think she favors one over the other

    • nyc mama says:

      I felt the same way which it why I didn’t post about it earlier but it was gnawing at me so had to ask.

  62. cusi77 says:

    Happy Trails Starzzzy! Thank you for the big laughs ! Super Blog as always!

    Sending to all of you many hugs and kisses!

    Cusi

  63. So we know Rambles gets all mean/aggressive when she is high, we have seen that multiple times. So my question is when she attacked Ken and Lisa at dinner in Puerto Rico (“stupid old man”) was she likely high? I mean normally she is stupid, I love turtles, but sometimes it is like a switch is thrown and most of the time we have seen mean, aggressive Kim is when she is high/drunk. My gut feeling is she was on something in Puerto Rico so this past episode is not the first time she has likely slipped. I have no proof, but it seems logical to me.

  64. I Need a Life! says:

    Good morning. TMZ reports that Krupa has filed a lawsuit against Brando for her “stinky parts” comment. Love their thoughts on witnesses. …

  65. Buttercream says:

    Stars99 – loved your blog! xo
    Comments are awesome, too!

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