Real Housewives of Atlanta – Claudia and Kordell Exchange Numbers by RamonaCoaster
Gregg picks Nene up from the airport. Nene wants a serious kiss hello. Gregg asks about the trip to Puerto Rico and Nene thinks being around these girls brings the most negative energy. This is Nene saying this? She was one of those bringing the negative on. Nene gives Gregg the Cliffs notes version that she blanked out after she saw Claudia drinking out of Kenya’s champagne glass and Naynay came out who asked Claudia if she has a brain, shit hit the fan and she said Claudia slept around so much she needed a new clit because it had blown out. Nene whines that she apologized to Claudia 50 gazillion times for that. Gregg asks if she is slow. Then Nene talks about Cynthia jumping in. Nene says she stripped to pay for her education. Isn’t that what they all say? She did admit she liked it so that’s cool.
Cynthia tells her sister and Peter that Nene’s best friends are now Porsha and Phaedra. Cynthia’s bff are now Kenya and Claudia. Kandi is Switzerland. She tells them what happened on the trip and how Nene told Claudia her clit is blown off and that Claudia handed Nene her behind. Cynthia’s sister asks about the friend contract with Nene and threatens to find it. She finds it easily in a file and Cynthia grabs it, crumples it up and burns it. Cynthia has consistently shown how Nene’s friendship has affected her and this scene shows how much Nene used to matter in Cynthia’s life. That friendship contract was not a joke to Cynthia, it was serious. Cynthia must feel 190 lbs lighter. Peter likes Claudia because she stands up to bullies and Peter hates Nene now.
Kandi and Todd go to see Dr. Jackie from another Bravo show, Married to Medicine, to get a consultation about fertility. Dr. Jackie wants a specimen from Todd and gives him several tubes to take with him to the “Masturbatorium” and asked him to keep it down. Dr. Jackie shows him some lubricant, hand sanitizer, hand lotion, whatever he needs. I don’t see any porn though. Dr. Jackie advises them to get plenty nutrition, keep down the alcohol and watch their weight if they plan to have a baby.
Peter is opening a sports bar called Sports One like Bar One in Charlotte, NC. Cynthia is planning what to wear, getting options, for the opening night party. She calls Twirl to invite her on a road trip to the opening and Twirl is already complaining about driving, accommodations, wardrobe, hair, and makeup. She’s joking.
Phaedra is in her office getting a phone call from Derek about being accused of being a weave burglar. He says his business is suffering. He is filing a counterclaim. Phaedra’s mother came in to talk about Apollo’s date to go to prison and preaches how things will get better.
Apollo is taking his sons on a frozen yogurt outing. Ayden tells Apollo that he would miss him if went away for a long time and would come visit him and stay with him. Dylan is acting cute and it’s good to see that he is babbling at his age, testing out sounds. Apollo’s an idiot if he thought he would never get caught and go to jail. I wonder what these kids will think about this episode when they are older.
Kenya and Claudia meet at Cynthia’s house to start off their roadtrip. Cynthia has a closet that is the size of a spare bedroom or a good-size apartment in NYC.
Kandi talks to Kaela and Riley and asks them to help her have a baby by clearing out the junk food and leaving the healthy food and making ovulation charts. Riley thinks Kandi is too old to have a baby. She is 38 yr old. Kandi wants boys because she’s sick of whiny girls. She didn’t say that but these girls are always whining when they talk. Todd’s tests came back and he is the sperminator. He is packed with sperm. They talk about baby boy names. Kandi wants to know why Kaela and Riley are not bonding. Riley is standoffish but will be friendly if Kaela gives her a ride when she starts driving. Riley doesn’t look 11 yrs old, she looks much older and Kaela doesn’t look 18, but looks younger. They should be able to meet in the middle. I wonder if Mama Joyce is whispering in Riley’s ear about Kaela.
Cynthia calls Phaedra from the road to ask her if she is going to the opening of SportsOne. Phaedra pretends to have a dentist appointment which Kenya calls bs on. Kenya presses the hangup button on Cynthia’s phone when Phaedra asks who is attending the opening. Cynthia is flabbergasted but what can you expect of Kenya.
The Tucker-Burruss family go indoor karting and as they walk out Kandi presents Todd with his gift of a new Corvette. Apparently Todd had already damaged his sports car within a short time of getting it and Kandi tweeted and instagrammed it. Everyone assumes Mama Joyce has ammo to smoke him with and more of Kandi’s money that could have been spent on her is now going to Kandi’s careless husband. She got a new house and messed up her old house so she shouldn’t complain.
Kenya is singing her gone with the wind fabulous song out of the roof top of their Yukon truck and Cynthia and Claudia have my sympathies for putting up with that. They finally arrive at their hotel and it doesn’t look too ghetto. Actually the hotel suite looks nice. They all hope Claudia meets a nice man at the sports bar. Peter calls Cynthia bitching how they are three hours late.
Claudia and Kenya walks in and sees Kordell Stewart Porsha’s ex who is business partners with Peter. Peter came out pretty good with meeting Porsha on the Real Housewives. Kenya loves to rub Porsha’s nose in it so she tries to talk Kordell into asking Claudia out on a date. Rub salt in that wound. Claudia is classy so she says she wouldn’t date a coworker’s ex-husband. With the black dress she had on showing off a lot of cleavage she sure was looking for a man. Kenya in the past had intimated that Porsha said she was used as a beard by Kordell so why throw your friend at him? Kordell says he wouldn’t say no if Claudia asked him out. When everyone leaves Claudia and Kordell alone and they exchange phone numbers and take a quick selfie. She warns him about giving her booty calls after 11PM. Claudia has known him for ten years, if they hadn’t gone out together back then, they are not getting together. Once they break apart, Kenya can’t help but be the trouble maker and toasts to the next Mrs. Kordell Stewart. We’ll see Porsha’s reaction next week.