Brandi Glanville Calls Andy Cohen out for Abuse and Bullying – by Veena
Brandi Glanville hasn’t had a great few weeks. First her ‘prank’ on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live (WWHL) fell flat, and Andy went on the record to say that if it was a joke, it wasn’t a very good joke.
Responding to Brandi’s tweet, Andy said: “Let me say this. It felt very real as it was happening. As you can tell I was very freaked out. And Jeff seemed very freaked out. When it was over they said it was a joke. It didn’t seem like a joke to me. It wasn’t funny. Usually a joke is followed by a punchline. Usually a joke is followed by “just kidding””
Then she found out she was being sued by Joanna Krupa for remarks she made on Watch What Happens Live a year or so ago, followed up by commentary on questions she was told to ask Andy for an “Interview with Andy” webisode – a sort of reverse WWHL or Housewife Ask Andy, as well as a ton of
snotty remarks she made in the press regarding Joanna’s private parts. You know – off the cuff slanderous remarks that she beat to death over the course of a year and a bit. And the lawsuit is real – very real:
KRUPA, JOANNA vs GLANVILLE, BRANDI
Case Number (LOCAL): 2015-1602-CA-01
Dockets Retrieved: 5Filing Date: 01/22/2015Case Number (STATE): 13-2015-CA-001602-0000-01Judicial Section: 09DateBook/PageDocket EntryComments01/22/2015
EFILE NUMBER: 2282354001/22/2015
DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL
Then she had to watch castmates and other guests on WWHL give their opinions of her recent behavior on the show – a show where she’s been shown as a drunken hot mess, threw a glass of wine at a castmate, made disgusting comments at Yolanda’s dinner party, and got into a street fight with Kyle Richards. After Tuesday’s episode of WWHL when Brandi was called a few more names, she took to twitter to let Executive Producer of her show – Andy Cohen – know that she had HAD ENOUGH!
Then she changed her mind and deleted the tweet, but not before people had tweeted Andy and captured the tweet (thank you JnnTJ).
This is exactly the same pattern Brandi followed last year. Just about this point in the season Brandi was a hot, drunken mess (on screen and off) and made racist comments to castmate Joyce. When an appearance in Florida was cancelled, she took to twitter to whine and attack. You would think she’d have learned by now that for every action there is a reaction.
Up until now Brandi has been careful to ask her fans not to attack Andy because he’s her boss, so this direct attack marks a turning point in their relationship. I have to wonder if she’s already received her pink slip. If not, I suspect it’ll be coming any day now – allegedly.
Brandi Glanville Podcast Recapped by Kit9
Guests: The cast of Little Women, LA and Porsha Williams
Brandi’s hairdresser/housemate/sidekick is in the studio. She asks what celebrities he’s worked with….Camilla Alvez(?), Paula Abdul, Brandi Glanville, Jill Zarin (wow, C and D listers! Impressive!). Brandi mentions she needs to lose a little weight (hello, Brandi’s body dysmorphic disorder! I’ve missed you!). He talks about being recognized by fans from his appearances on the show.
Then, out of nowhere, Brandi announces she has something to say about Kyle. “She’s a bitch!”. Brandi says she purposely didn’t watch Kyle’s recent WWHL appearance because she didn’t want to Tweet something she’d regret. Then, in the next breath. she says she’s angry about something Kyle said on WWHL. She’s angry that Kyle said Brandi had “nothing to do with my family”. “That’s funny”, Brandi says, because she was at Kathy H’s holiday party with Kim and “you weren’t there, bitch”. “I don’t even know if she got the invite”. “So, she can suck it!”.
@RoseSmithM no. Not true
— Kyle Richards (@KyleRichards) January 28, 2015
Kyle is in Utah with Mauricio and JR. Brandi claims she didn’t go because she didn’t want to be under the same roof with Kyle (I claim she didn’t go because he didn’t ask her to go). She says that JR couldn’t understand why she wouldn’t want to go (ah huh). And, she’s not being sarcastic (so we’re to believe she never mentioned to him that she and Kyle nearly come to blows? Really?).
Brandi says she’d beat the crap out of Kyle. Her sidekick offers smart assy faux shock, “I thought she only goes on vacation with cameras”. “I know, right?” (jealous much? When was the last non Bravo vacay Brandi went on?). Brandi then offers up a rehearsed dig using Kyle’s tag line…”planes and yachts are nice but family is everything…except for Kim and Kathy”.
Sidekick makes a crack about crocodile tears and Brandi says, “if she fake cries one more time, I don’t know what I’m going to do”. They talk about something Kyle said on WWHL (Brandi again claims to not have watched) and Brandi takes a shot at Kyle’s height. “You’re 4’11, bitch, you can’t do shit”.
She then sarcastically says goodbye to her “little-person friend”, Kyle, and segues into introducing the Little Women of LA (you read that right. The insensitive cow makes a short joke right before welcoming in the cast of LW. Unreal).
Is the show Little Women, LA, real? Yes. One cast member says she will only date non dwarfs. She likes to be carried around and a taller man’s greater vertical reach (nothing if not pragmatic). Tallest guy she ever dated was 6’3″. Brandi likes to be man handled, too. Brandi points out they’re the perfect height for blow jobs. They agree and say the man has to return the favor. Some of them have toured with Miley Cyrus.
They’re all are performers and actors. Brandi asks if they’ve done porn. No. They talk about one guy who dated two cast members. They think he’s just a fame whore looking for tv time. He was also a lousy lay, apparently. One of the women was in the same Jaimie Kennedy movie as Kyle, Brandi and Camille. Brandi still hasn’t seen the film. There’s tons of cross talk during the interview making it difficult to hear what they’re saying. I also don’t know who is talking when.
Most of the women are between 3’10-4′. They talk briefly about the different types of dwarfism. Brandi asks if they’re worried about losing their place on their show. Some have other things going on, one is a singer with a single coming out. Brandi tells them to capitalize on their reality fame because it could be over tomorrow (fingers crossed!).
Some of the women lived with their mothers before the show. They struggle with their weight. One of the women mentions she has a daughter and Brandi asks if she’s a dwarf. No, she’s 5’2″ and Brandi says, “nice” and “congratulations” to that news. Brandi says she introduces herself to people as a writer because she thinks some people can be scared off by reality tv.
Tons of cross talk. Ugh. The women talk about how the 2nd season is much more volatile because the women have all seen what the other have said about them behind their backs. Brandi says she really doesn’t say things behind people’s backs on the show, she says it their face. She mentions that one of the women on her show who she thought was a friend called her white trash but doesn’t say who (LisaR?).
(note from Veena – if you watch the extended clip on Bravo Lisa calls her White Trash to her FACE as well as in the TH, and says that she (Lisa R) is one step away from white trash herself.)
If you touch her, she will knock your ass out (good to know, psycho). Brandi mentions she grew up in the ghetto and the male cast member says, “that’s hot”. She got into a lot of fights growing up (so she was always an asshole?). She mentions that someone on her show touched her arm and she said, “I’m going to kill you” but she held herself back. “If I beat one of them up, I’m going to jail”. Brandi claims her ex husband gossiped more than her girlfriends.
One of the women says she’s raunchy like Brandi. She’s pregnant and isn’t sure if they’ll film the birth for the show. Brandi tells her not to let her husband watch the birth because he’ll never want to have sex with her again. The women talk Atlanta and are pro Porsha in the Porsha/Kenya fight.
Porsha calls in. Brandi says Atlanta is her guilty pleasure. Watching her own show is hard for her(I’ll bet it is). Brandi is upset Porsha has been downgraded to “friend” status on the show. Porsha was informed of the decision at the end of the season and Bravo didn’t cut her pay when they demoted her. They talk Kenya, of course. Brandi says she’s evil, again. Apparently, the fight between Kenya and Porsha at the reunion happened while they were filming Apprentice.
Brandi was angry that Kenya got to leave for the taping. The fight, however, made Brandi downright giddy, saying it was “so exciting for me!”. Brandi whines that Kenya was mean. She claims the cast of CA watched the Porsha/Kenya fight on a loop. Porsha, in contrast, isn’t happy about the fight at all. Brandi thinks Porsha was provoked and had someone stuck something in her face, she’d have done the same thing.
Brandi talks about how Atlanta has divided into teams. Porsha says people have named them Team Pretty vs. Team Money (wait, but she’s on that team). Porsha claims she tried to stay open to the other women and in the past wasn’t on a team. Porsha claims, that her team-Nene, Phaedra and her aren’t into stirring up petty drama (what show is she watching?). Brandi says there are teams on her show, too (Team 1: Brandi/Kim, Team 2:everyone else).
Brandi talks Claudia’s selfie w/Cordell, describing it as “so wrong”. Porsha thinks it really looks bad for Claudia, accusing her of breaking girl code. Brandi thinks that Cordell and Claudia come off as desperate. Brandi calls Cordell a “little bitch”. Brandi says she read Porsha didn’t get anything in the divorce. Porsha said she didn’t really want anything except to be independent.
Brandi thinks Porsha is a much stronger woman after the divorce. Porsha describes herself as Porsha 2.O. Porsha is starting a lingerie business in addition to her hair extension line. Brandi likes watching the fights on Atlanta. Brandi says Porsha is “so smart” and that some of the things Porsha says are “straight up genius”.
Brandi complains that Kenya is still claiming she has her own hair when she knows otherwise. Porsha says some people are old school and don’t want to admit they have weaves. Porsha says Kenya had a sew-in but that Kenya does have long beautiful hair. Porsha hopes to meet Brandi in person some day and Brandi agrees as long as Nene doesn’t beat her up.
Brandi’s wine comes out next month.