Ariana Madix’s Tumblr Blog – Why she doesn’t believe Miami Girl

Ariana Madix’s Tumblr Blog – Why she doesn’t believe Miami Girl


This week Ariana shared her thoughts on the recent Vanderpump Rules episode on tumblr rather than on Bravo’s site; Tom Sandoval hasn’t blogged for Bravo either. Hmmmm.  I’m never really sure what to believe (and what is fake) on the show, but somehow this blog has me convinced that Miami Girl is a super stalker like Tom has claimed from day one.  I am definitely Team Ariana (but I do love the over the top character Kristen is playing this year.)  Her blog:

Where, oh where, to begin? Maybe I will start from my conversation with Lisa and move backwards. I find it a bit frustrating that my employer is making statements about me and Tom on a personal level. Sure, we have both worked for Lisa for years, but her knowledge of who we are outside work is extremely limited. I couldn’t help but wonder where Lisa got the idea that Tom is a “charming devil” (or whatever she said). I have known Tom for four years now and for the first three of those years when we were just friends, we certainly never had any need or desire to impress one another or put on any kind of act. I have never felt it appropriate to use the word “charming” to describe him. Tom is goofy, smart, creative, and kind, with a seriously oddball sense of humor.

To bring me to my next point, the idea that somehow he has “charmed” me into some sort of stupid sheep is unfathomable. This whole “love is blind” thing is a concept that I have never understood nor subscribed to in my life. It goes against every fiber of who I am as a person. This is why it is so beyond frustrating for those words to ever be used in reference to me. What is and has always been important to me in all matters is facts and logic. I know that I have said this before, but it seems as though I can say things a thousand times and somehow never be heard or taken seriously.


I was a theatre major in college, but I always excelled in math and sciences. Do you know why I enjoy those things so much? The answers are black and white (very few exceptions when you get into the advanced or theoretical subjects). I approach situations in my own life with this same mental approach. Given that knowledge, would it make one iota of sense that I would blindly follow anyone? Ever? No. Discretely leaving Sur was the best thing we could have done in that moment. I refuse to lose my job over petty dramatics or be a participant in this game. Does anyone really think that Tom should have stood there in the middle of the lounge with customers present and be a part of a disgusting screaming match with those girls? I would hope not. So, let’s get into the facts that provide me with all of this confidence on the subject, shall we?

Below is a list of things that were said and the facts that refute those things:

“We talked for 7 hours”- I would really love to know how talking to someone for that long, or at all, would be physically possible if Tom was on the phone with me multiple times for prolonged periods throughout the night in question. Not only that, but during said conversations Tom described to me these three girls who were fans of the show who seemed to be asking a lot of questions about it and creeping him out. Tom is a very nice and welcoming person so, when he is expressing discomfort at someone’s presence in the group, you know he isn’t kidding.

“He held my hand”- The only reason the three guys were in Miami was because they were doing paid club appearances. Therefore, they were advertised and overtly informed people where they would be at all times. People came to see them, meet them, and take photos. Again, please explain to me how this would have happened and it would be plausible that there would be no photos or recounts of this from anyone else. Also, wouldn’t Tom have to be as brain-dead as a piece of plywood to do that? She really should have considered these things before she started all of these lies. At least pepper your story with details that are believable.

“I found her on social media”- This all began when this story was sold to a tabloid for monetary compensation. Upon first hearing of it, I immediately saw multiple red flags and contradictions to what I know to be true based on many factors. Not only did she admit that she sold it and her reasons for doing so (Jax was holding her laptop until she and her friend paid him back for items they charged on his card and she was vewwy vewwy mad about it), but her story has warped at least a handful of times since its original print version.

“He’s still in love with Kristen”- LOL

“It fits the description”- Oh, let me guess, Tom’s penis is shaped like a penis? This actually might have been a good one if we weren’t fully aware that Kristen and this girl talked for months about this or if Tom had any kind distinct penile attribute.

Supplemental item #1- My brother went on this trip with them. It was actually really cool to see and hear him and Tom begin a friendship that has truly blossomed from there.

Supplemental item #2- The night this all happened at Sur, Tom and I were in the back parking lot chatting before we left. Around the corner comes an extremely irate Miami girl. Plain as day, she shouted “This isn’t how Kristen promised it would be!”

Can I please rest my case?

Despite all of this, people will say whatever they want to say. They always have and they always will. I have done what is in my power to shed light on these allegations, but I do not preside over the court of public opinion. As far as I know, a romantic relationship is between two people and not the entire cast of a show plus its audience. I will always get heated when I see people I know so well and care about being dragged through the mud. It upsets me when anyone speaks poorly of my friends. I don’t typically jump in the ring for myself, but I do for them.

I thank Scheana for speaking up about the whole thing. I hope she sees now that I am not only happy and in love, but that I don’t have any reason not to trust Tom. He has always made sure that I don’t have to play guessing games or wonder for a moment what the truth is. I have to give him a lot of credit. We all have a past. We all have previous relationships. We have all made mistakes in our lives. Tom has learned from his past mistakes (as have I), and never have I experienced a relationship that is so solid, open, and loving. I try every day to treat Tom with the same love and respect he has shown me. We have all heard that true love is rare and hard to find. We are so lucky to be able to experience that with each other. On that note, I have some serious cuddling to do.

Adriana’s Tumblr Account


Happy (yesterday) Birthday Jeang


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177 Responses to Ariana Madix’s Tumblr Blog – Why she doesn’t believe Miami Girl

  1. HuskerHuny says:

    Happy Friday all!

  2. Veena (NMD) says:

    Happy (late) Birthday Jeang

  3. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. 🇹🇬🇮🇫

  4. Powell says:

    I can’t find the tweet that had an article that said something to the affect that this girl in Miami was lying to get on the show.

  5. HuskerHuny says:

    Project Runway anyone? My fave went home last night, but he had been struggling the past few weeks. I think it’s Sonje’s (or however you spell her name) to win. Even on her worst night, she comes in second. I really don’t like Helen’s designs and Dimitry has won it before and I see nothing new from him. Michelle – her runway show from the year she won was fabulous, but what she’s showing now is not so fabulous.

    • HUSKER word on Twitter is that it was leaked that the devilish obnoxious mess of a character HELEN (I can’t STAND HER) wins
      She was SO HORRIBLE her season – disgustingly mean.

      Whatever…. I’m into Sanjee and Dmitry

      I was sad for who went home last night. 😦
      Such a nice person.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        Hi Chismosita!
        Please say it isn’t so. She’s so whiny and constantly needs reassurance. Sad about who went home last night too.

        Alyssa Milano looks like she’s out of breath whenever she talks.

        • Girl ! Let me tell you about Alyssa Milano – who I think is a very nice person – but not someone I think of as fashion-y/ world — (her husband is a big hollywood agent so I’m sure that helped getting the gig)

          When I was younger I LOVED who’s the boss and I would love when I would get a cold bc then I’d “sound” nasal like Alyssa Milano !
          But on this show— she barely can speak, walk,
          I DONT think she looks pregnant-chic ( not knocking- we all gain weight at different rates) but she’s so tiny that it doesn’t flow well on her body. She makes me uncomfortable just looking at her attempt to walk !

          Oh well …. She seems genuinely sweet and she does have good points and one liners so ……

          Georgina is just STUN

          NING!!! 😳😳😳😳
          How she wound up with that gargoyle of a husband —- EEEEEEK 😁x2000

          Will never forget how nasty she was towards Alexandria on her season. BEEYOTCH.

          • She is HUGE in the Sports world for her “fashions” she started with the LA teams making women’s styles and got licensees for other teams and leagues, so she would be considered a “designer”…. She has an EMPIRE….NBA, NFL, NHL, NSCAR, MLB….she is the one responsible for all the pink…not to be confused with the Susan B…one month of football pink…she has been doing this for about 7 years….sports is big in our house so I remember reading about it when she first started…

          • Exit4 says:

            Who’s the boss is on logo TV now! Have been watching. I can say I shared Alyssa’s fashion choices of the 80’s!

            • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

              hard to believe you did Exit…. 😆

              I remember Leah Remini on there as their friend from back in the ‘mean streets’ of brooklyn…..
              and the episode where Samantha is sweeping and singing a song about the boy- character— i don’t know what – but that song used to stay in my head forever.

              I loved Judith Leight’s mom– she was a blast.

            • shamrockblonde says:

              I absolutely LOVED Charmed but Alyssa’s character – Phoebe – drove me crazy – Piper was my fave –

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            😂 you’re killing me over here!
            I get so uncomfortable watching her to only because she looks uncomfortable. They’ve been testing different outfits and hairstyles for her and each time it’s worse than the last. I think she wore a tutu a la Shirley Temple with those curls. Another time it was a jumpsuit and I swear I thought the camera had to zoom out to make her look a little less big. Another time it was the VERY tight dress, which I thought she was going to pass out. Oh god.
            I’ve tried brainstorming what would look good on Alyssa whilst she’s pregnant and I can’t come up with anything because they’ve tried everything.
            Have you seen Mistresses? They all wear super tight clothes, and she wearing trench coats during summer time. Oye
            I do think she’s well spoken and a true sweetheart.
            Lol at Georgina’s husband. She’s absolutely beautiful.

            • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

              Georgina’s bro was not too shabby either O_o
              |_| 😛

              Yes, i think i’m uncomfortable because Alyssa herself looks uncomfortable- you are so so right. I think it’s very tough to dress her because she is short— maybe Kyle-like figure??? {wonder what Kyle looked like preggers :O )
              I liked the wavy hair actually…. but it’s tough because she’s short and i don’t think she was ever like,anorexic thin-like. I think she worked to keep herself trim. Good for her! It’s scary sometimes seeing Brandi and Lisa R. who i think personally are both too thin.
              I mean, seeing Queen Vanderpump IRL and knowing how she looks onscreen- i can’t IMAGINE how skinny anorexic-body-dysmorphic-spokesperson-drunk-idiot-giraffe B and LovelyLisa2 are IRL. Seriously, subtract 10-15 lbs. from what they look like.

              My mother saw George Clooney once in Italy- and she said he is SOOOO skinny- so NOT what i think of when i see him on screen, or in photos- right?

              I never watched Mistresses. I heard it was good, i heard Alyssa decided to leave bc she didn’t want to tape in Canada- far from her kids- (though i think they’re small enough at this age- pre-going to school? – that she could have taken them with her? They sit in trailers for SO long between takes….. )
              But good for her, i like her.

        • HuskerHuny says:

          I was thinking the same thing about Alyssa and sounding breathless. It must be that baby putting pressure on her air capacity. Plus I think she’s fashionably challenged. Can’t they find someone better to host this show? And if Helen wins, I will be so upset. I just don’t like her and she was mean on her first season. Sonjee is so much more talented.

  6. Powell says:

    Well Adriana giving us her college resume, stating that she’ s got a brain has nothing to do w/whether or not she would blindly and stupidly let logic go out of the window if Tom had done what he’s being accused of. The most smart, brilliant women have been duped by men they’ve loved by the men’s acts of infidelity. Does she think only stupid women that divorce their husband’s for infidelity are stupid? Adriana didn’t have to write a long “blog” to say she doesn’t believe what the girl said. If she’s so smart she should see right thru Kristen’s games and not let it shake her and not have anything to defend in a “blog”. Whether these dynamics are real or being acted for tv they’ve all shown pretty poor judgment acting out these sophomoric situations.

    • T-Rex says:

      I read this the other day and this idiot goes on and on how BRIGHT she is and how SMART she is, well Job-Security-101 is NOT to call out the person that signs your checks at your place of employment and is the Executive Producer of another show you are being paid for, if you expect to keep those jobs! UGH! Do these idiots not realize that producers probably give TheRoyalVpump information on filming that these morons don’t realize, of course they do, it’s so she can be informed as to what is going with them and can make comments when necessary. The above is also WHY these idiots are NOT writing blogs for Bravo! You see Bravo has smartened just a miniscule bit, and aren’t letting these lies and tirades be posted on the website. Look is that Miami chick a stalker, you betcha, did SandyTom have SOME sort of interaction with this chick, yeppers, that guy has cheated, and cheated numerous times with other women, what makes her “immune”? Here is why I say that, he called out AssholeJaxxHole and told him to keep his trap shut about what went down in Miami, that was clearly on tape, it was just a couple of seconds but I heard it and re-watched it, they were leaning on a wall at the time.

      • designernailsdiana says:

        T-Rexy You give Bravo far too much credit “Bravo has smartened just a miniscule bit” come on now. LOL

        • T-Rex says:

          DD- I did say only miniscule! HA! But if you have noticed that this has become a “trend” for about six months now, that RealityHo’s from all shows have taken to FB, Twatter, other blog sites to write an “additional” information that isn’t being posted on the Bravo Blogs, to me that is saying, yeah we had someone else write our Bravo stuff, or they edited it, but here is the real LIE I want to tell you they wouldn’t post there!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I agree who you Powell. I really don’t think she should’ve mentioned Lisa in her blog. She chooses to be filmed with this group of people and of course Lisa knows what goes on behind the scenes because it’s her restaurant and she is also EP of the show. That long blog shows that she is a little too defensive and may not entirely believe Tom.

      • T-Rex says:

        I also want to note that I am not sure that the BoysOFVPRules don’t subscribe to the Bill Clinton school of “what is is” regarding sex. I.E. is a “hummer” sex? To most women oh you betcha, to dudes, uhm it’s up for debate!

    • IMHO this is all being acted out for the cameras.

      This is an acting gig.

      She is following a script provided to her by her producers including Lisa.

      She is going off the Bravo blogs to garner more attention on social media by having all of us follow the “secret” story.

      Morons? Hardly. These “actors” are making more $ and have more exposure than they ever have.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        You’re probably right. I like Ariana and I wouldn’t want her to get fired over this, or less screen time. Wasn’t The Hills all scripted too?

  7. T-Rex says:


    Okay I know it’s not quite February yet, but there have been a lot of changes regarding the Ho-Wife Real Estate Monthly Roundup!

    1. DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja – This albatross is now Off the market yet again as of this week. That dilapidated abode has had NO takers and I think she got one offer for about 4 million which is way less than what she is asking or what it SHOULD be worth. I would love to see a Home Inspectors report on this place because it truly must be close to a teardown having NO takers at a bargain basement price. Now, I am not sure why this was taken off now, they have been filming for weeks, so it wouldn’t have anything to do with that. However, her bankruptcy case could be close to finally being settled, and this would include all her re-payment schedules, because when filing Chapter 11 you still have to pay folks back, it’s just at a reduced rate. Could she be offering her home up as a settlement, even though it can’t be touched in bankruptcy? She could just give up and give it to the courts to make the bankruptcy go away. The house is not mortgaged so there is no bank note, unless she had taken a second mortgage on the place, which I don’t think she did.

    2. IckyVicky-The home with the unfortunate MURAL splashed across a major wall, this home is now OFF the market. OldCronesofBeverlyHillsAdjacent has just begun filming, so is it off the market due to filming? Do they not want a big ole FOR SALE sign on the home, do they not want to maneuver around Open Houses and Showings while filming? Will they be fake staging the home so they don’t want to show it, is it just too overpriced for the area? IckyVicky also has a ton of “custom” features in her home, which to most buyers registers as “shit we have to pay to remove or remodel” to buy this place. Folks, custom features are great, if you don’t ever plan on selling your home!

    3. OVerSharingShannonBeador – Home has been removed also from the market, again is it for filming, is it due to no activity in showings, is it due to crystals being placed all over the home, who knows. Again to point out, they placed this on the market when the two lots next to them were empty, and since they have been built on, the view this home once enjoyed is gone and one house seems rather close to theirs now that the home has been built. Now, having the two OC listings removed and “Realtor to the CotoCrowd Jeana” rejoining the show, is this going to be a storyline of having her consult with the ladies on how to sell their homes? Things that make this peabrain of mine go Hmmmmm

    4. No Ho-Wives of Atlanta are selling anything, however there are only THREE actual folks from this franchise that even OWN property! Phaedra is staying put in her home, as our Cynthia and Peter. Kandi actually owns FIVE properties! One she lives in now, one she bought for her mother, one she gave to her mother that she used to live in(that her mother’s moron boyfriend gutted and sold anything worth money leaving it a shell), and two others that other relatives are living in, and they call Todd the Gold Digger, she is obviously the BANK for her entire family, ugh.

    5. The ConvictFelonJuicy’s – Both homes are still for sale and their McMansionMonstrosity is still overpriced, and from what I have heard, they had a lot of lookey-loos at their open house, but have had NO real offers on the home, Oh and they had to sign disclosure documents not to publicly give interviews about the home(that didn’t stop a few from sending out some blind items). A few noted that it’s not as nice in person as it is in the photos, there are a lot of unfinished features and touchups that are sorely needed(sound familiar, Mego and juicy must have gone to the same contractor school), the grounds are a mess, landscaping is awful, there is random junk in the back of the property that needs removal, etc. One mentioned they would be curious as to what a Home Inspection might turn up(yikes!) Interesting note, I noticed on Monday that the shore house was OFF the market at Zillow but is back on today, I am chalking that up to a glitch at Zillow, or maybe an anticipated change of Real Estate companies.

    Note that while the Divorce of OldcraggyWinoRamona crawls along at a snails pace, that none of their properties have hit the market. I am wondering if we will see any of this play out on the show, but again weird, word on the street is that she has been downgraded this season, and I believe in part to the fact she Doesn’t want this played out for the public masses(good for her).

    I have tried looking up information on the potential newbies that will be added to the various franchises, but got zippo on them. Also note although they aren’t Ho-Wives that NONE of the folks involved with VPRules own squat! NONE!

    This is all I have for now, if anyone has heard of a Ho-Wife placing a home for sale, let me know and I will add it to our collection!

    • I have t read all your bullet points but just had to say this is HYSTERICAL – you crack me up girl ! Getting all your snooping done 🔍🔍🔦🔦🚬📃📊📝📉📋📂📁📔📰

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Hi T-Rexie, hope you’re feeling well today.

      Wait a second, Nene doesn’t own anything properties? 👀

      • T-Rex says:

        Nene owns nothing! For the entire time she has been on the Ho-Wives she and Gregg have always rented a home. I think Gregg owned some properties when he was doing the whole bait and switch, er Flip-Flopping of homes in real estate, business that bankrupted him, but they were careful they were in his name, not hers so when he filed she wasn’t a party to the case(they also fake divorced to also insure she wasn’t named as well),

    • Orson says:

      I think Jeanna has learned her lesson and will avoid doing any RE stuff with Vicki and will extend that education towards Shannon, too. People with something they want to sell often don’t understand that what something is really worth is how much someone else is willing to pay you for it.

    • Powell says:

      I just love your RE updates. IDK what Sonja is going to do w/her home. It’s continuing to deteriorate and she just doesn’t have the dough to do repairs and upgrades. If she’d do an honest days work w/all those ideas she has rolling around in her head she’d have the dough. But she’s lazy as heck.
      Ramona needs to get both properties if you ask me.
      I like some of Vicki’s custom upgrades and buyers do like some custom work but it can’t be to the owners taste. It has to be to the buyer’s taste. No people don’t like murals. Buyers see dollar signs to have it removed.
      Did Shannon and David not understand they would lose their view when homes were built next to them? They should have bought the end property so they wouldn’t have another home next to them on at least one side.
      I had no idea Kandi’s relatives live in homes she’s purchased. Yeah they’re the gold diggers. It wasn’t just Joyce that wanted to make sure Todd wasn’t getting “their” money.
      We knew none of Pump Rules cast own homes. The only thing they probably own is their iPhones.

      • T-Rex says:

        Powelly – I agree on DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja, don’t know what she is going to do with that house. When she first put it on the market at almost 12 million dollars she had a few takers, and it was for more money than she is asking now, but she was holding out for the full ask! Regarding Shannon, they had no idea that their home would take this long to sell. Her husband is a builder and they do same thing as a few other ho-wives, buy a property, build a house, sell the minute it’s finished. The lots were still for sale and I bet they figured they would sell quickly and that didn’t happen. Regarding OldcraggyWinoRamona, they actually own a number of properties, not just two, so I am assuming they are going to have to compromise on who gets what, plus divisions of their respective businesses, etc. Personally, I think they aren’t pushing it until Avery finishes college. My guess is if Avery decides to live and work outside NYC in the future that her mother will follow, she is very devoted to her daughter.

        • Kansas Girl says:

          I notice that Ramona has been pushing True Faith jewelry lately, which I thought was his family business. Perhaps she’s part owner and is protecting assets?

          • T-Rex says:

            KG- True Faith Jewlery is an off-shoot of the company Mario’s family owns, so they both own that company, not sure what percentage she owns, but it’s split between the both of them.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        Sonja’s probably going to need more “interns” to help her renovate her house. 😄

      • MM in OC says:

        She should bring on another one of those reality fix it shows to do some of the repairs.

        • T-Rex says:

          Mm the Robles with that is you have to put up your own money. Trust me we have looked into those shows ourselves. You get discounts on materials and I think they throw in about ten to fifteen thousand but the rest of the money comes from the homeowners.

  8. designernailsdiana says:

    Happy Birthday jeang!!!!!!!

  9. For those not in the “know”, Homes County is the heart of Amish country. Der Dutchman is a very popular Amish restaurant in Amish Country. Its quite delish!

  10. Happy FRIDAY!

    JILL have you ordered from her yet? 😂😜
    someone seems to be competing with LisaR and her tweets about QVC….😝

    • not THAT Jill says:

      This picture was posted a long time ago-why the repost?? Her handler wants to help sell the dumb shirts!!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Well, she is going to need some money, as that lawsuit from J KrupaKupKake is true, and she is going to have to hire a Florida attorney, and probably pay some sort of restitution. If she doesn’t hire an attorney, they will win by Default Judgment, they will then immediately file to garnish her wages, for the judgement plus attorneys’ fees. We don’t play here in Florida if you fail to appear for court. Oh, and she is SO stupid, she acknowledged the suit so she can’t come back with a continuance of she wasn’t “noticed properly’ dumb ass piece of shit!

      • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

        i think… that since LisaR (your bestie) – has been posting a lot about her QVC appearances and such— Brandi thinks she measures up!

        i think Brandi has a vendetta against Lisa R. Using Kim to fight for her. *duh*

        I want the “therapist” shirt that Lisa had on… that’s hysterical.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      She’s looking more like Michael Jackson each day.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        “Janet Jackson? She look more like Freddie Jackson”
        (From the movie “Friday”-the same movie that gave us “Bye Felisha”)
        (BTW-that is the correct spelling of Felisha!)

  11. not THAT Jill says:

    VV AND PVS-did you guys see the chatter on twitter about Brandi posting a “private blog”?? I don’t think it’s true but I keep seeing tweets about it…the blog may have been about Mauricio? I read tweets that there is a SS but I’m not finding anything! I think it’s a hoax but with Brandi you never know!!

    • T-Rex says:

      According to some stuff I just looked at THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi has noted that she has had a private blog since 2011. She started posting stuff there about ManCandyEddie and CrayCrayRimes back in the day. Going to keep searching!

      • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

        yes please TRex, looks like JILL IS NOT on top of this!!!

        your detective skills find everything!

        • T-Rex says:

          Oh Hey NOW, Jnntj is always sixteen steps ahead of me regarding twatter info, I get my scoop here from her. I just am the google-meister and will google the crap out a subject from her!!

    • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

      time out xxxxxx

      you didn’t IMMEDIATELY go to her ‘site’ and screenshot it!!???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME!????

      This is a shame….. i don’t think i see it in her timeline mention either- did she delete the tweet saying she had this blog up????


      • not THAT Jill says:

        I didn’t know anything about this secret blog until this morning-I saw a tweet to Kyle from Lisa AV saying “did you read it” Kyle replied “read what” and then people were tweeting about the secret private blog-one person said they had a SS but didn’t want to post out of respect for Kyle-I was like WHATEVER GIRL POST THAT SHIT!!

        • not THAT Jill says:

          Lisa V…idk who Lisa AV is???

          • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:


            i got your bestie #1 to respond to me – (about the dry eyes… 🙂 ) and Lisa, my queen (crown emoji) DM’s me on the DAILY anyways…. & kenya and me are like buttah’ over celeb apprentice, xxoo

            so next i NEED to get your NEW bestie to HOLLA BACK NOW.

            That’s the last one i need. Maybe Yo… not sure.
            I’m not setting my sites on BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB though i am RT’ing for her to be ironic. heeee heeee 🐻

            • not THAT Jill says:

              Yolanda is the only BH HW that I have never tweeted-I need to get on that-I want a #getwise tweet!!

              • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

                remind me, are you blocked by B?
                i forget… i know you’ve been her biggest supporter since she first stepped on the scene

                • not THAT Jill says:

                  The only HW to block me is Rebecca’s bestie JZ -if I tweet something fresh about a HW I never @them…keeps me from getting blocked!!

                  *Rebecca hates Jill Zarin

                  • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

                    *got it. *thanks

                    maybe i’ll block you one day just to see if you notice.


                    • not THAT Jill says:

                      Haha you’re going to block me in the hopes that I will notice!!’ Now I have to check daily to make sure I’m not blocked!!

                  • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

                    No. I don’t ha- – – – BWAHAHAHAHA!

                    Yep. I do.

                    I hate Jill Zarin.

  12. Husker :
    😡 😦

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I’m having some deja vu here. I thought this same thing happened to a Top Model and so they had to reshoot the finale and crown a new one. Hopefully this happens here too.

      • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

        wow— Tyra? Like, they picked one and it got leaked so then they had to gather them all up and do it again- and pick another!? How sad!?

        i should have watched when Kelly Cutrone was on- i LOVE Kelly C…. from The Hills and The City and her Bravo show she had: Kell on Earth…. hee hee 😆

        Reminds me of Gigi and Bella doing the holding up of their photos and pretending they were Tyra- so cute.

        maybe they’ll retape and HELEN’S WIN WILL BE REVOKED. #fingerscrossed

      • T-Rex says:

        Foxy – Well the Tyra thing was a bit different, the “winner” ended up getting disqualified for I believe some sort of issue with her past, so then she got made and twatted that she had actually WON, but that they had disqualified her and re-shot the ending of that season. That was a mess

      • HuskerHuny says:

        Just thought the same thing – a winner of ANTM All-Stars revealed her victory before the final show aired and the title then went to the second runner-up whose name was Lisa. Should do the same thing with Helen.

    • Ugh – I don’t want to watch anymore now. She is so whiny.

  13. NJBev says:

    This was the first time I ever read your real estate roundup.
    What an awesom pc of reading-loved it, Thanks!!

    Also, Thanks to Kit9 for Brandi update yesterday-
    wow, you really take it for the team, and crack me up
    as well! Thanks to all youse bloggers!

    • T-Rex says:

      Thanks Bev – I have been trying to keep a monthly update for the past 6 or 8 months or so, it was more fun when we had a lot of homes for sale! Will always try to keep this going since I have accounts on about four different real estate sites now.

  14. Exit4 says:

    A secret blog!?!? What!?!? What is it about? I need to know!

    • not THAT Jill says:

      I’m giving up hope on it actually existing…no one seems to know anything about it!! I’m digging around and stalking peoples twitter TL but I’m not finding anything!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Yeah, I got a little bit of a page from 2011 and then one from 2013 but really nothing, boooooo! We need a mole to get us the real scoopage. Although it’s probably all lies, and the only reason it’s private is so that the rest of us out here don’t dissect it to show the lies. It’s probably how her fanatic-morons keep the “faith” believing all those lies.

      • T-Rex says:

        I have kind of given up but this “Tumblr” page looks to be where everyone hides their private blogs. That’s as far as I have gotten.

        • not THAT Jill says:

          I read on twitter that this private secret blog was deleted so I don’t think we will ever find it…but I’m curious about the SS-the person who tweeted that they had the SS is not showing it and I’m not happy!!

  15. not THAT Jill says:

    Joanna wants everyone to know who side Mohamed is on!!

    • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:


      everything’s coming up roses….. …
      Mo can’t love this ‘lawsuit’ … how declasse…. peee you

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Is Joanna pregnant? The leopard print is doing crazy things to my eyes.

      • chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:

        OMG good eyes! O_o
        the white part of the sheen of the dress protrudes a bit…. and her boobies look a little bigger than usual. Interesting…….

        Girl, if you’re pregnant, why you bringing up this cyst & disease with BBBBB? So dumb…

        • T-Rex says:

          Oh Chisy, the C&D was what they filed originally, and were hoping that the idiot would just apologize, but she didn’t so they filed an ACTUAL lawsuit, it was filed on 01/22/2015 in the Civil Courts, for 15K+damages, plus legal fees. This is WAR, WAR I tells ya(in my yosemite sam voice)

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            I wonder how much Brandi’s making as a housewife. I know she doesn’t have tons of money like the other ladies. If she has to hire a lawyer, then she’s definitely going to be shelling a lot of money.

            • T-Rex says:

              Foxy – Exactly, the lawyers sent a letter to her and told her what they would settle for and she told them to F**k off, so they actually filed the lawsuit. Here is the thing in Florida, you don’t show up to court they will declare a Default Judgment, there is NO APPEAL to a Default Judgement unless you can convince a judge you were not “served” properly. Well her dumbass responded in the press that she received the information so that can’t be used, or if it is will be thrown out. In addition, in Florida when you receive a Default Judgement, you are usually smart enough to have your “garnishment” of bank and wages document ready and you file that the day you get the default, and that shit is immediate, ie you can file on their bank accounts immediately. She is F***d if she just ignores this, and it’s probably going to cost her about 5k to even retain an attorney. Now if she does retain an attorney this will go to mediation first, wherein most instances a settlement is reached, which usually includes the defendant paying legal fees of the plaintiff, and some form of payment, and from what I read they are going to want a formal apology in the press.

              • And it has to be a REAL apology right??? Not a “Housewife Apology” aka #sorrynotsorry

                • T-Rex says:

                  Oh, I am SURE that the lawyers are going to make sure it’s a REAL apology, probably with a proviso that should she decide to say anything again against KrupaKupKake that more lawsuits will be filed, there will be a whole lot of legal beaglespeak in those documents for sure. Thing is if they “settle” out of court, we will NEVER see them, boo hss!

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I just checked with Google and apparently it was a rumor. I guess the real reason she was kicked off of Top Model was because producers found out she worked as an escort-allegedly.

    • T-Rex says:

      I sent Veena an email today, confirming the KrupaKupKake lawsuit, and made note that Mohammed is very much in KrupaKupKake’s corner, in addition, birdie told me that Mohammed has been in McJudgeyMcneedyYolo”s ear about distancing her self from THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi, he cannot stand her and thinks that she is going to “turn” on McJudgeyMcneedyYolo !

  16. I thought her name was Ariana. Not Adriana.

  17. Here we go. Photoshop at its greatest.

    I’d BEAT a Bit&h stopping me from my friggin sibling

    And B never does anything physical. Ever ! 😱

  18. jezzibel says:

    I’ve been rewatching the RHONY from season 1 on, and knowing kraykray Kelly’s meltdown and her subsequent delusions about what happened and reality in general, I started to pay attention to her first season and her interactions with the various cast members… and omg the crazy is there and I think by the end of Kelly’s first season they all kind of new she was a special kinda spacecadet.
    Here is the link to the episode on hulu

  19. I’ve been searching Tumbler for Brandi’s secret blog.

    Jesus Christ this girl is a dirty filthy little pig. I don’t even care anymore- I need a shower and a teddy bear.

    Just yuck.

  20. chismosa aka/ Lisa's Rep on the blog says:


    • not THAT Jill says:

      • not THAT Jill says:

      • T-Rex says:

        Oh someone Twatter her photo shop person needs to be fired. First off there ain’t that much meat on her damn bones so thats fake and if Kyle(good god I hate defending this bitch) dug that far in to an arm with bio muscle as that picture shows there would have been heavy bruising in that spot and by the angle if the fake pic would be in the shape of a hand. Which that lying bitch would have numerous after pictures of it it had happened. It didn’t. Those pictures are completely fake fake and uhm didn’t I say fake.

      • T-Rex says:

        Okay commenting to the real FAKE PICTURE!!! someone Twatter her photo shop person who needs to be fired. First off there ain’t that much meat on her damn bones so that’s fake and if Kyle(good god I hate defending this bitch) dug that far in to an arm with NO muscle as that picture shows, there would have been heavy bruising in that spot and by the angle if the fake pic would be in the shape of a hand. Which that lying bitch would have numerous after pictures of it it had happened. It didn’t. Those pictures are completely fake fake and uhm didn’t I say fake.

      • kit9 says:

        Wtf is she talking about? How is Kyle ‘milking’ her sister’s ‘injury’? By going to the hospital? And what ‘injury’ is she talking about? And what tabloids? Brandi is always the one squealing to the tabs. Is this moron confusing mags quoting Kyle’s blog with Kyle giving interviews? And, That one pic of the close up..I don’t remember seeing that in that scene..I mean with Kyle positioned to Brandi like that. Anyone remember that. The others I do remember

  21. not THAT Jill says:

    Where has Lainey been-I see she comments here and there but I haven’t seen her around much?

    • ladebra says:

      Calling LaineyPie! 🍹🍢🍹nachos and Margaritas! 😜

    • TexasTart says:

      I’m surprised that didn’t work, Debra! 😉

      YooHoo LaineyLove come out come out wherever you are!

      • ladebra says:

        I’m repeating this post, but since you are wondering about Lainey too, I dm’d Lainey – a friend since childhood died(cancer) recently. She was able to see her and say goodbye, and is going to So. Texas to attend her memorial service. She is ok, just dealing with a lot. She said I could let you guys know and since I saw you were giving her a shout out, there you go. Hopefully she will be back soon, and feisty as ever. 😉

    • ladebra says:

      Hey JNNTJ, I dm’d Lainey – a friend since childhood died(cancer) recently. She was able to see her and say goodbye, and is going to So. Texas to attend her memorial service. She is ok, just dealing with a lot. She said I could let you guys know and since I saw you were giving her a shout out, there you go. Hopefully she will be back soon, and feisty as ever. 😉

  22. nyc mama says:

    What an idiot!!! I know, we already know that but who announces on Twitter there is no one home? Only a brainless fool

    Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville · Jan 29@PeterMarkSalon my cell phone died! I have to work all day for RHOBH &need to make sure you are at my house to let them in &turn alarm off

    It seems that Brandi and her “celebrity stylist” (his label not mine) want him to get his own show.

    • T-Rex says:

      Hmmmm they are not filming she is not on WWHL, no interviews were scheduled for airing and the Reunion isn’t filming yet. SO yet another fake ass twatter from THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi. Just wants free haircare from some lame ass hairdresser who is not smart having that bitch “front” for him since her hair is awful!!

      • VV™ says:

        I read tweets from Vpump, Kyle and think LisaR as well mentioned they were filming. Not sure what they were “filming”. Eileen. I think she hashtagged #RHOBH recently when mentioning filming. I think Brandi too. Maybe they are filming TH or fillers. I would think it’s too late for postproduction. Who knows.

    • T-Rex says:

      She also twattered she was at the doctor as well, she is nuts!

      • Orson says:

        She will probably report that she had to have the incision from the arm threatening wound she received from Kyle months ago when they filmed that episode they just aired stitched up. Or maybe she’s seeing a plastic surgeon about cosmetic surgery for that same wound.

  23. So I’m back after some liquid fortification,

    I just googled “Brandi Glanville Tumbler” and there is nothing but page after page of dick pics, stupid stupidity and sh*t, Kenya GIFs, crap I call “I am Woman, Hear me Roar!” Pins, more dick pics, and then this piece called my Dad taught me everything I know about my c*nt.

    And then I was out.

    This girl is seriously disturbed. Not cute. Not funny.

    If she wasn’t so damn annoying, I’d feel sorry for her. Because she’s a f*cked up girl.

    Self medicating because of Childhood sexual abuse.



  24. not THAT Jill says:

    She is forever making smart ass remarks about their age-the bitch ain’t that young!! If she doesn’t want to be around OLD LADIES-she shout QUIT!!

  25. not THAT Jill says:

    Andy talks about Brandi using the “bully”….he doesn’t like it!

  26. I want it and I can afford it.

    My new mantra.

    I don’t think Kim relapsed- because I don’t think she has ever stopped whatever it is she does, pills, booze, crystal meth, potpourri- who knows.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      I think she may have stopped drinking but she didn’t stop taking pills-I think the pills have always been the problem but they said “alcoholic” because they think is somehow more acceptable.

    • T-Rex says:

      I think she stopped drinking and probably was just on a mixture of Xanax and Levitra, but then Monty was given those mega pain killers and I think they were too hard to resist and she started taking them. Oxycodone is a hugely addictive drug, it’s why there were so many pill-mill doctors around years ago, they were the hillbilly heroin. Florida was notorious for Oxy-mills here, with lines at them everyday. A lot of folks apparently that were meth addicts also were taking and smoking/snorting Oxycodone. This practice is one of the reasons that they added acetaminophen to them, makes it harder to use as an injectable. OH, and because of acetaminophen added, if you drink alcohol you are damaging your liver functions which is something else that could be happening to her and making her sick. I personally think she is drinking again and taking Monty’s prescription(again this is a FELONY). She needs rehab immediately.

    • TexasTart says:

      giggles as OMIB

      I don’t think Kim has been clean either, thus it wasn’t a relapse it was just a failure of judgement to leave the house. And this is why she misses so many RH events that are filmed.

      Safe to say that both Kim and Brandi are still high on something based on their behavior and blog content since the public saw poker night.

  27. Oh btw — Hoanna Krupa is not preggers. Saw another pic of her and whoa – what a BOD 😳- gorgeous!
    The angle must be odd above to make her look odd

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