The Celebrity Apprentice “It’s Like a Booze Cruise with Knowledge”

The Celebrity Apprentice

“It’s Like a Booze Cruise with Knowledge” – S7/E5

by Stars99


Remember Last Week:

In the first task, create a mobile boutique marketing event that showcases “Ivanka Trump Shoes” We were treated to an appearance by the late, great Joan Rivers as the advisor on this task. Kenya and Vivica are the Project Managers (PM) for this task. Even though Kenya insisted on hanging crazy low-hanging chandeliers that took up most of the minimal space… she somehow won the task. Trump couldn’t get over Shawn not volunteering to be PM since she hadn’t been one yet – and this was Vivica’s 2nd time. During the grilling, it came out that Shawn had some great ideas and Trump thinks that if she had been PM they would have won. The words inevitably come, “Shawn, you’re fired.”

The second task required the teams to create a viral video to promote “Chock full o’Nuts’” new single-serve coffee product. Lorenzo and Leeza were the PMs on this task. Vortex created more of a retro commercial than anything close to a viral video. Leeza’s video danced on the line of propriety because it featured Kenya and Brandi fighting in lingerie in a hotel room. Leeza’s video won because it was more of a “viral” video. Lorenzo refused to bring anyone back into the Boardroom with him because he said that everyone on his team did a good job.  Of course Vivica was quick to point out that Kate cost them precious time because it took a long time for her hair stylist to create the retro hairstyle. Kate refuses to believe that her hairstyle cost them winning the task and therefore shouldn’t be fired.

In the aftermath, Kate expresses how tired she is of Vivica ALWAYS saying she’s the one who should be fired no matter what she does.


Task #1

The teams must host an entertaining guided Circle Line boat tour around New York City. Each experience is to have a specific theme and they’re expected to provide quality information about the iconic New York City sites. The winner will be chosen based on customer feedback from the attendees.

Since this is as close to a task hand crafted specifically for Sig because it involves a boat he volunteers to be PM. Trump tells Sig that if he hadn’t volunteered, Trump would have fired him. Don’t worry, he got that memo…

Sig as pm


Brandi volunteers quickly, too because she may not know much but she knows how to throw a party. Trump assures poor widdle Brandi that she will do a good job as PM (gag). Trump really like Brandi for some inexplicable reason. But he’s right, Brandi SHOULD do well at this task because she sure as heck knows how to drink… And how to throw wine at other people for no apparent reason… And to cuss like  a sailor… And to be vulgar… And to whine… but I guess that’s a different show. Moving on….

The Advisors

Donald Trump, Jr.

Eric Trump

The Plan

Brandi is way too excited for words at this task because as she says, “I excel at partying and I’m throwing a party.” Well, it’s true – She IS a party animal… or maybe just an animal. I wonder if Trump identifies that as one of the skill requirements to be his Celebrity Apprentice – “Must be able to party.”  I’m thinking, not. Brandi thinks most of her team is behind her but she knows not to trust Kenya. She uses the phrase, “I don’t trust her as far as I can throw her” – But even though we ALL know what that adage means because most of us have heard it all our lives, Brandi throws in a dig about Kenya’s weight when she says, “and I can’t even pick that bitch up.”  Brandi is such an ass (Puts $1 in the cussin’ jar).

Team Infinity decides to go with a Manhattan Mardi Gras theme even though Brandi has some hesitation about it because it feels more New Orleans than New York to her. However, since it was Leeza’s idea and Ian was on board with it – She agreed to it to not make waves with the group. You know, like the true leader she is.  Later on, because evidently he either changed his mind or didn’t have the nerve to disagree with the concept in front of the other team members, Johnny told Brandi that he also wasn’t comfortable with the Manhattan Mardi Gras theme. In one of the few times I can ever remember agreeing with Brandi, she decides to change the theme at the last minute. This really pisses off her team because they had already made quite a bit of headway on the Mardi Gras concept.

Okay, now this is the part that really cracks me up – because THEN they pick the completely boring theme of, “Big Apple Bonanza.” Really? Who actually uses the word “Bonanza” anymore? Golly gee, I sure hope that Little Joe, Hoss and Ben Cartwright are on their boat cruise because they’re the ONLY people who would like that theme (Sorry, obscure “Bonanza” TV show reference). I mean seriously, we’re talking about fascinating and exciting New York City here… A zillion songs have been written about it… Movies have been made about it… And while I like the “Big Apple” part… How about something like, “Take a Bite out of the Big Apple.” I mean, come the heck on… Or any number of classic New York songs like, “New York, New York” – Or even the beloved classic Billy Joel hit, “New York State of Mind” could have been a springboard to a magnificent theme.  I’m actually quite shocked Brandi didn’t go with a “Sex and the City” theme because you know… She’s all about having sex in the city… and the country… and I’m sure even on a boat – No seriously, come on, you guys…A 3rd grader could have come up with a better theme.

Kenya’s keen eye spies an opportunity to be the center of attention by offering to perform her song, “Gone with the Wind Fabulous” for the cruise. Are you freakin’ kidding me? The one thing we know that most of these “Real Housewives” CAN’T do… is sing (With the exception of Kandi from Atlanta). The mere thought of Kenya with backup singers makes me laff. I think Brandi agreed to it because if she doesn’t win she will use that to throw Kenya under the bus… but I guess she said she can’t pick her up so maybe not. Brandi admits that she would love to see Kenya get fired.

Meanwhile, Team Vortex awaits orders from Captain Sig. Okay, let’s be fair about this task – While it’s true that Sig is a fisherman by trade and is used to being on a boat – but really, he doesn’t know the first thing about how to create an atmosphere for a cruise. He is going to have to lean on his team for ideas.

Fortunately, he has Geraldo on his team who is so completely tone deaf at what this kind of a  cruise should be – that he suggests doing a whole Revolutionary War theme – including re-enactors in uniforms with muskets. You know, cuz nothing communicates the excitement of New York City like a good musket, right? Then Geraldo thought about bringing in some other aspects of New York like firemen and cops as a 9/11 Remembrance… and former Mayer Giuliani to speak.

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Okay, I never ever thought I would see a day when Kate and Vivica agreed on anything… but this was that day. Their eyes widened at each other as Geraldo went off on yet another pompous spiel about how the cruise would be oh so much fun if it was a historical cruise. It was like Vivica and Kate were communicating with each other telepathically their complete and udder shock of what a terrible idea this was but neither knew how to best deal with the ginormous dirigible of hot air that is Geraldo’s ego. Kate finally figured it out, and in a calm, soft voice to disguise the fact she was actually arguing against the concept – brought up rational reasons why that particular theme wouldn’t work for this task. Surprisingly, Geraldo stepped back from his initial idea.  I mean, anything would be better than a Revolutionary War theme, right?

vivica th

And then came, “Hooters”…  honk, honk! The idea to play off of Sig’s, “The Deadliest Catch” show with, “The Sexiest Catch” caught on like wildfire between Sig and Geraldo. Sig is friends with the president of “Hooters” so he’s positive he can get some “Hooter’s Girls” for this party. Okay, Captain Extreme – Moments ago you were going to have a bunch of men running around with muskets in their hands and now you’re going to have a bunch of scantily clad women running around showing off their double D barrels… A person could get whiplash with this kind of thematic change… lol.

Okay wait a minute… This is a cruise for members of the public who would be taking a guided tour New York City on a boat… Potentially, there are couples, families, school kids, etc… How is this even remotely appropriate? Wow. The women don’t think it’s a good idea… but once Sig and Geraldo got the vision of boobies jiggling in their heads… They seemed to know there was absolutely NO way that idea was going to change. I think Sig decided that if they failed the task – at least he got a little something out of it. Sig rationale was that sex sells – It always has, and it always will.

brandi serving

Execution of Task #1

Team Infinity pulls off a pretty great, “Booze Cruise with Knowledge” party (As Brandi refers to it).  Leeza, who is our own walking Wikipedia of New York City information, does an amazing job of being a really fun tour guide. In my opinion, Leeza’s contribution to most of these tasks has been pivotal to their success. I sure hope she gets that recognition in the end. The only problem I have with Leeza is that she is forever praising Brandi. It makes me question her thought processes and intuition… but I guess, we can disagree about Brandi…lol. However, to be fair, Brandi DID singlehandedly change the entire direction this team was heading on this task – and for the better, in my opinion. It pains me to say it – but Brandi did a really good job. She showed some guts and leadership in making an unpopular decision when she believed it was the right thing for the task. Damn it (Puts $1 in the cussin jar). I apologize, Brandi brings out the cussin’ in me – She just does. You should read the recaps of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, sometime…lol.

Kenya girating

As anticipated, Kenya’s little “I think I can sing even though I’m just talking through this song while twirling” was hilarious. The people on the cruise just looked at her as Kenya was gyrating on the ground like she was from another planet… Or maybe it was they wished she would be teleported to another planet. Anyhow, it was laughable… And so completely inappropriate for a family type of cruise. The parents were even hiding their kid’s eyes… I’m telling you…it was just hysterically comical and deliciously wrong on so many levels. I bet people are wishing that Gilbert Gottfried wasn’t fired right about now – He would have been much more entertaining.

Meanwhile, at Team Vortex, Sig flips a fig. The bartenders are late and Sig gets very volatile when he has to do some things he wasn’t planning on having to do. His sudden outburst of anger worries Kate. I think these are pretty high pressure situations and part of the reason I watch is to see how people react to them. Sig pretty quickly gets himself back under control but let’s just say I wouldn’t want to piss him off.

geraldo cruise director

Team Vortex’s cruise experience is just very surreal to me. On one hand, you have “Hooter’s Girls” parading around with their boobs hanging out… but then you have the exceedingly boring tour guide of Geraldo giving people a long, tedious history of history itself… He seems to be talking just to hear himself speak. Maybe it’s a balance thing – because you have the extremely provocative and titillating “Hooter’s Girls” on one hand (or two hands, depending on… well, never mind…) and on the other hand, you have Geraldo – aka “Mr. Monotony” – Uttering a litany of mind numbing facts that no one cares about.

sig and hooters

The people on the cruise are looking at each other like, “Kill me know if he says one more word…” It’s pretty funny. At one point, as if Geraldo senses everyone is falling asleep, yells out as he points to the new World Trade Center, “Screw the terrorists, we’ve won!” Everyone just cringes. Yikes!

The Boardroom

In the Boardroom, Trump turns to Sig and asks him if he should be fired if Sig loses this task because it had to do with a boat. Sig is confident they won because after all – they had “Hooter’s Girls.” Puhleeze. He maintains a “No risk – No reward” attitude.

Brandi says that her team worked really hard. Ian tries to toss Brandi under the boat by tattling on her changing the theme at the last minute. Brandi maintains that the “Manhattan Mardi Gras” theme would have been an “epic fail.”

On Team Infinity’s cruise, people were confused at the theme but they had way too much fun for words. Everyone agreed that Leeza did a phenomenal job as tour guide. Some people liked Kenya’s risqué performance – others thought it wasn’t appropriate or classy.

On Team Vortex’s cruise, people liked Vivica as the host, loved the music and the food – but didn’t like the “Hooter’s Girls.” It seems like the women felt left out and overlooked. Perhaps they should have gotten the Chippendale Dancers in, too… Who knows? Lol… They also thought that Geraldo was somewhat polarizing.

We are told that in the end that the guests thought Brandi’s team did a better job. Okay, perhaps I missed something… but unless the tour guests went on BOTH tours… how can they possibly know who did a better job? Perhaps it’s just a semantic issue or perhaps I really did miss that piece of explanation…

Okay, I’m going to say another nice thing about Brandi (this may be the last time…no promises). She seemed to be genuinely upset that Sig’s charity – The Coast Guard – Would not be getting any money. She implores Trump to do something about it – and he immediately says he’s giving them $25,000, which is awesome. On the way out of the Boardroom, Geraldo corners Sig and tells him that he has an additional $40,000 that will be contributed to his charity, too.

Trump asks everyone who should be fired – and of course the women say that Sig should be fired. Sig said the women never voiced to him their concern about “The Hooter’s Girls.” Kate said they had already fought the Revolutionary Theme… She didn’t want to go against them again.

Trump really has no choice but to say how much he likes Sig but then to tell him, “You’re fired.”


Task #2

Vortex is down to 3 members, so Trump asks Geraldo who he wanted to join their team, and he said Leeza while Vivica says Ian. Of course, Trump could not have cared less and instead sends Kenya. Fabulous. The teams must build a themed environment that features the luxurious resort amenities of the Trump National Doral – Miami. The teams will be judged by Eric and Donald Jr. on creativity, brand integration and overall guest experience. Ian and Kate volunteer to be PMs.

The Advisors

Donald Trump, Jr.

Eric Trump

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The Plan

On Vortex, Geraldo has some first-hand experience with the Doral resort’s golf courses. He thinks it would be a great idea to feature the “Blue Monster” iconic golf course by creating a mascot of the same name. There was some talk about whether that would communicate luxury or not – but Kate was immediately sold on the idea.

They are given a specific amount of space within which to work and Kenya designs a layout of for all the elements of the exhibit. Kate breaks the bad news to Kenya that she needs her to go shopping – but Kenya has a cow and says she should be the one to stay back with the carpenters to supervise the construction. She thinks that going shopping is a waste of her valuable skills set and you get the feeling that she actually thinks it’s beneath her to do so. Kate holds her ground because in her opinion, as PM, this is finally one task that she doesn’t have to be the designated shopper. You just know that Kenya is ready to kill Kate. Kate feels that if Kenya wanted to supervise this whole thing then she should have volunteered to be PM.  I think she’s right.

At the end of a long shopping day, Vivica and Kenya really get into it. Kenya starts to incessantly text Kate about all her drama stuff with Vivica. Kate has her hands full and has no time for this nonsense. It’s so clear that Kenya is throwing Vivica under the bus first before Vivica has a chance to do the same.  Vivica wants to make one last stop to complete the list they have from Kate but Kenya just wants to get back so she can see what’s going on with the construction.

Meanwhile, Team Infinity is rejoicing that Kenya is no longer on their team. Leeza things this task went much more smoothly without her.  Ian tries to motivate his team by talking about his charity. Now I know some people get tired of this – but to me – this is ALL about the charities… and I really had no idea about his until he came on this show.

Ian also tells us, “If we lose, I have to turn my focus on my team to see who was of greatest value and who was of least value. But if I’m going to throw someone under the bus, it shouldn’t be a surprise to them because they got the bus schedule!”

The main elements of their exhibit are a children’s clubhouse, a golf course, and a spa. Johnny promises that he can get a pro golfer to come and give some golf tips. However, after exhausting all of this resources, Johnny was unable to deliver on that promise. Of course, this makes control freak Ian flip out. But Ian comes up with a plan and gets someone to come in with some special technology that is used to analyze golf swings. It was really quite brilliant and so appropriate.

One of the funniest parts of this task was when Brandi tried to move a Doral logo made in flowers to a different, more visible location without Ian’s permission. You would have thought she committed an act of treason or something with the way he reacted. It was pretty funny. And the Doral sign made of flowers remained in obscurity because Ian has to be right at all times… lol.

Execution of Task #2

Despite the drama, Kate is very happy with Vortex’s exhibit. She’s pleased with the various set pieces and how it’s all laid out. However, Kenya is extremely dissatisfied and thinks it does not at all communicate the level of luxury that Trump is known for at his resorts. I gotta admit that Kenya is kind of right about it. It felt like a glorified craft project to me. Other than the blue monster that was in the children’s area – There wasn’t anything even remotely compelling about the exhibit, in my opinion. Evidently, somewhere along the line, Kenya has been dubbed, “The Queen of Luxury” because she doesn’t think anyone else knows a danged thing about it. [Insert gratuitous eye roll here.]

The weird thing to me was that Geraldo was being a bartender and was making these “Blue Monster” drinks. I think he was drinking more than he poured. Now in my opinion, you don’t drink while you’re on the job. But then again, I’m not Geraldo. Thank God.

johnny massage

Infinity’s exhibit was way more interactive and exciting. Ian’s rolodex of people ready to help him whenever he’s PM is pretty impressive. He was even able to bring an artist’s drawing of Donald in as one of his set pieces. Johnny made up for his mistake by being the masseuse of the day. The line of women to get a back massage by Johnny was over 49 miles long… Well, maybe not… but they LOVED it and once they were in the chair it was hard to get rid of them…lol.

tem infinity

When the Trump brothers and the Doral representative came around to assess the exhibit, they kept quizzing Ian on the specifics about the Doral Resort (size of ballrooms, etc.) and he failed miserably. But guess who walked up with the right answer at the right time? Brandi… lolol! I’m sure that really chapped Ian’s hide.

golf pro

Overall, it seemed like everyone had way too much fun for words at Infinity’s exhibit and that there was something there for just about everyone.

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The Boardroom

In the Boardroom, Kenya just can’t wait to bring up the drama that she had with Vivica. She is also unhappy that she was relegated to shopping duty. Kenya says of Kate, “She needed to have support from her team, and I’m a team player. You don’t become Miss USA without being a team player!” Really, Kenya? Isn’t Miss USA an individual title… When did it become a team sport?

The Trumps say that Team Infinity did a great job in demonstrating the luxury aspect of the resort and in creating an interactive experience. However, on the down side, they really didn’t put much focus on the kid’s section.

Conversely, the Trumps say that Team Vortex did a great job in focusing on the kid’s aspect with “The Blue Monster” mascot but that they really did little else because their exhibit was neither luxurious nor interactive. In the end, it wasn’t even close and Team Infinity wins by a mile.

Vortex is left to battle it out. Kate blames the lack of luxury on the fact that the war between Kenya and Vivica took the team’s focus away from the task. Kate says that Vivica is the better player of the two. Kenya disagrees explains that when she and Vivica were both PMs on the same task that she won so it means that Kenya must be the better player. Tough to argue with that.

Kate says that all this drama is noise that gets in the way of work. Kate thinks the team would operate better without Kenya. Kenya is not taking this lying down. She points out, “They lost three in a row, Mr. Trump!” This, of course, is a very good point. Kenya thinks she’s being ganged up on. In a completely delusional statement, she actually tells Trump that everyone thinks she’s pleasant and easy to work with…omg… I can’t even type that with a straight face. That’s just so danged hilarious. Vivica is incredulous that Kenya keeps reciting her resume every time they’re in the Boardroom.

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And I hate it when Trump does this… He asks Vivica if she thinks that Kenya is attractive or beautiful. What the HELL does that have to do with anything? He makes me crazy sometimes! Who cares if Vivica thinks Kenya is beautiful or not? Did that impact the success of the task? For a man who is supposed to be so smart – Sometimes he says the goofiest things and it makes him look like a blundering dunderhead.

Kenya snottily replies to Vivica’s less than glowing assessment of her beauty, “Well, I haven’t had any plastic surgery to my face!” Vivica lambastes Kenya about having a fake dupa and boobs. Heck, even Kenya’s eyelashes aren’t safe from Vivica’s wrath.

While Trump knows that Kate had a difficult team to handle, he decides to fire Kate. Kate is shell-shocked and devastated. She looked like she had NO idea she was going to be fired. I mean, I guess I get it because the conversation was all about the drama of the 2 women – But Kate, you’re the PM on a failed task which means at best you have a 50/50 chance of being fired. I think also, that since drama is needed for this show – That the two women actually argued their way into one more week. Ehh… but what do I know?

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Quotable Quotes

“I excel at partying and I’m throwing a party.” Brandi explains why she’s PM for this task.

“I don’t trust her as far as I can throw her and I can’t even pick that bitch up.”Brandi talks about how she doesn’t trust Kenya at all.

“Geraldo has to be approached with reasons why that is not a good idea and they have to be sound, true, non-exaggerated and delivered very calmly.” Kate explains her approach on how to change Geraldo’s mind about the Revolutionary War theme.

“Let’s face it, sex sells – Always has, always will.” Sig says this is the reason he wanted the “Hooter’s Girls” to be part of his tour.

“It wasn’t ever personal. It was just the fact that what he was doing was disruptive and destructive.” Ian talks about what it’s like working with Geraldo.

“Geraldo is like the Teflon man. Nothing sticks to Geraldo. He’s the one with his fingerprints all over these concepts, and yet he’s such a smart strategist. That is just winning the day for him.” Leeza explains how Geraldo doesn’t get fired even though he is the common denominator in Team Vortex’s failures.

“I didn’t just make magic, but I pulled the entire magician out of that hat!” Ian gloats because he is confident his team will win this task.

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Well, that’s it for this week… I was so wrong in my last week’s prediction that Kenya would be fired this week… Silly me! I guess there’s always next week…lol…Thanks for reading and until next time… Happy trails!




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240 Responses to The Celebrity Apprentice “It’s Like a Booze Cruise with Knowledge”

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. I hope you had a great weekend. It sure was a cold one. 😨 🌀🌀🌀
    Even though Kenya’s team won her part w/the over the top dancing and her on the ground was too much and wasn’t needed. The look on some of the people’s faces said it all.

  2. California35 says:

    Good morning, thinks for the recap. I say Ian or Lisa will will, but Geraldo may end up winning. Brandi and Kenya are still there because they are the mess drama clowns.

  3. California35 says:

    Thanks OMIB for the link on the previous blog…am interested in all RHONY 😊
    I’m not surprised she is the one complaining. I am also not surprised things are not working out as she wanted them. AND I’m not surprised she is working on promoting some kind of line.

  4. Stacey says:


  5. From previous end of blog:

    TRex- re: the brandi tweet – I wonder what it’s about …. The handler may have off weekends 😜

    Re: RHONY- im sorry I respectfully disagree re: Kristen- I don’t find her dumb, I think she comes OFF dumb but the way she stood up to (yes it went on and onnnnn) ramona last year and just how she saw the other ladies through new eyes, and in TH’s- to me – I didn’t find dumb. And I find her just as quick witted as the other gals. She’s a “tri-state”-r so for all intents and purposes she’s as NY as HOLLA, Ramona, Lulu(though LU I believe was farther out in CT….), and
    Sonja. I don’t know where carole grew up. But of course she made her requisite # of years you have to live in ny to be considered a NYer 🙄
    The new gal Dorinda/ Glinda – don’t know where she hails from. 🔮🌈
    I just think because kristen is with such a dominant / domineering husband – a male version of Heather – who patronizes her a bit on screen- we the audience view her as dumb. I found Heather so nasty (and so rude 😉) to kristen at times. Yuck. (Sorry princess P)

    But that’s jmho
    And I COMPLETELY agree that if they’re upping to EIGHT !?!!!!!? – as I said months ago- I find it rinDONKulous.

    And if skinny bulimic anorexic girl©®™ tries to knock kristen down in oh so witty TH’s by maybe claiming that kristen grew up shi shi shi im going to LOSE MY €HIT bc I know the towns Bethenny grew up here in Long Island where the “animals” raised her. These are anything BUT lower-lower/middle class.
    So maybe K is seeing what some B naysayers have seen – a cold -brittle ❄️side.
    Jmho !

    And ps : why is the COUNTLESS on WWH this week?!?!?? I guess she’s full time next season 😴….. And on the BH night ? Where are the BH women ? WTF?!?!

    And the BH first look was good.

    Go Seattle ….
    I don’t watch but I like when pretty boy/ perfect man loses. Though I do like this standpoint:


    • T-Rex says:

      I don’t thinks ANYONE would call Bethenny “warm and fuzzy” including HER. She has been up front that she is abrasive and sharp and she does not have a lot of friends due to that about her. She has also NEVER said she was poor or grew up lower class, where did you read that because that’s false! She has said her father had money, and her mother married for money, she was shuttled off to boarding schools her whole life, which is why she lived a number of places but not much with her own family. The only time she said she was BROKE was when she was out of school and trying to create a brand for herself. What I heard is that the ONLY reason Taekman is back is they signed her for a two year contract and paid her accordingly but that they will not be renewing that contract, and figured to keep her this season since they already had her on contract. She brings zero to the show IMO, last year I think I compared her to a doorstop, still probably feel that way and her only storyline was her inappropriate neanderthal husband!

      • California35 says:

        Yes, I remember it like that. That growing up there was a lot of money and expensive stuff one minute and then nothing, and then back again with a lot of money, and so on. Before I new much about het (NY scenes, through her own books, and the old blogs, etc), I did think she came from money and or had education. The way she talked, her vocabulary and carried herself. Of course she also has that wit or whatever and I understood that as she went on in NY and on her books and from her “friends” that she was mean at times or that she took things far. Any ways, aka. Interested to see her back in NY now that she has money and has gone through the success and all of that.

        • California35 says:

          Forgive all my constant typos, and why is there an “aka”” lol

        • T-Rex says:

          One thing she NEVER did have was a FAMILY! Her father was married to the track, and her mother was married to anyone she could land with money. She treated her daughter like shit, and we have all seen the interviews she has given, Bethenny would have done better if actually raised by wolves. Her mother saw Bethenny in the begging as a nuisance and an anchor around her neck she couldn’t get rid of her to boarding schools fast enough. Then as she got older Bethenny became competition and she wanted nothing to do with her and wanted her as far away from her potential suitors as possible. Her mother is a disgusting pig, that is actually an understatement, she only wanted back into Bethenny’s life once she was on Reality tv, then of course when Bethenny became rich her mother even filed a lawsuit for some of the money that was later retracted.

          • California35 says:

            Yeah no family or consistency of any kind. It was sad she the mother came out…really proving she is that type of mother. At least that is what I got from her coming out. Proving Bethenny is right to keep her distance from her.

      • Powell says:

        I’m glad Kristen is back. She stood up for herself w/the ladies. Her only problem was Josh. Hopefully he’s done some soul searching and changing his ways not for the sake of a stupid show but for their family, their marriage cuz he acted like an ass.

      • Powell says:

        And unless they’re totally unlikable like Cindy Who her 1st season I think they should get a 2nd season.

      • Wait Trex so then now come they HWs leave after 1 season ? Why or how can they be so willy nilly on each HW on ea. franchise? I don’t get that
        Why not a blanket policy ?

        One merits 2 years …. Some 4….. Some 5 ???😳
        Others year by year? So weird

        I feel like I’ve heard Beth put down people who grew up well many many a time on screen …. That’s so not the norm for her —- she had said things like that.
        Sorry I don’t have receipts but I know it. She rolls her eyes and says “oh one of those …..”

    • Austin says:

      Sorry, Kristen IS dumb and that’s a mischaracterization of Bethenny, in my view.

  6. Celeb apprentice : my prediction is Kenya is out this week.
    Trump fires her immediately after phone/twittergate™- he NEVER liked her from day 1 and bc Brandi “has been through so much ” and he respects Vivica’s “””sass””” cough – but not KENYAS- she’ll be out. Vivica can talk Shawn’s period in the boardroom but kenya can’t argue her case 😴

    She has an appearance in NY later this week which would coincide with her doing today show and wendy as a fireé


    Gerry and 👀an and Leeza for the end.

    But again, I can’t figure out about the leaked photos from last year that showed kenya, brandi and jonas ….. I guess last challenge.

    • Powell says:

      I want Bobble Head out. I wanted her out epi 1 but Kenya has sunk to a new low by holding onto Vivica’s lost phone, or Vivica’s phone that she stole, we’ll find out exactly which one it is, I want Kenya gone. She’s an embarrassment to the charity she’s playing for. The whole point is to win for a charity. Stealing a phone, using a fellow contestant’s Twitter account to tweet nasty things is despicable.

      • RabbleRouserR2010 says:

        Hi Powell, I agree taking Viviva’s phone and tweeting nasty things is wrong some many levels. Outside the spectrum of this show, it could have really hurt Vivia’s ‘brand’ and cost her endorsements or sponsors.

      • austin1963 says:

        I think Vivaca’s summation of Kenya as “toxic” is dead on. She is a horrible and horrifying person. Glad she got fired.

  7. plainviewsue says:

    Great recap. If Geraldo makes it to the finals, and since I believe it is rigged beforehand so I believe he will be (hope I’m wrong), the only thing he has going for him is the amount of money he raised when he was PM. Otherwise, he has been on the losing team every other time, except for once!!!! And he is a huge reason why they keep losing.

    Leesa should win if she’s in the finals, and I hope it’s between her and Ian.

    Leesa did an interview with TV Guide and she said Geraldo was the most difficult player to play with (so I assume they switch up the teams again). I cannot stand him, and I respect Ian for being the only one who has attempted to shut him down.

  8. I have watched CA for the first time and while reading Starzy’s excellent recap it just dawned on me that I am over it NS could care less as I really don’t like any of them. I think I will be watching bat shit crazy Kristen tomorrow night at 9pm. Wow, what a disturbing thought!

    On another subject I started reading House of Hilton, very disturbing. I am not giving the Richard sisters a pass, but Big Kathy sounds awful and seems to have had quite a few alcohol issues of her own. Love that Brandi’s BFF mom had no qualms about breaking up marriages and sound like her little buddy was less than faithful in at least her first marriage to Monty.

  9. Cops didn’t find *any* drugs or alcohol at Bobby Kristina’s house.

    Straight up suicide attempt?

  10. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

  11. lila1star says:

    Woke up to a half feet of snow which is still blowing and falling–dang it! Somehow I have to get out by 8:30am tomorrow. So Stars thanks for the always delightful post on CA–you never fail to leave me smiling. My prediction is the final 2 will be Leeza and Geraldo with Leeza the winner. Ian is on my last nerve more than Geraldo. My guess is we will see a double elimination–either Brandi and Kenya or Kenya and Viv…….Poor Sig–well at least he found his wee wee before be fired 🙂

  12. VV™ says:

  13. Exit4 says:

    Veena-the topic of conversation on the radio the other day was if Richard Sherman’s girlfriend goes into labor-should he play in the super bowl or be at the birth? Guess which side “won”? What would you all say to that question? I’m on the play the game side!!

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      I’m not actually a huge fan of this overly commercialized money making event – so part of me wants to say – see the birth of your child! Hopefully she won’t go into labor.

      That said #gohawks

    • sparklemuffy says:

      Work is work. game side 🙂

    • Powell says:

      This was brought up during baseball season. I forget which baseball player. I’m on the side of being w/the mother but it’s her decision. But the baby is due next week so hopefully the little one comes then.

  14. Veena (NMD) says:

    Trump is saying that next episode is the meanest he’s seen in all his years of filming. Meaner than Omarosa. I thought that there was a lot of meanness in the season with Joan and Melissa Rivers – that’s when I stopped watching.

    • T-Rex says:

      I watched back the show back then and NOTHING is meaner than that lying viper OMarosa, sorry but no way that Kenya is meaner, also Trump never really acknowledged what a true piece of shit Omarosa was, he kinda liked her for her awfulness!

    • kit9 says:

      Trump’s saying it so take with salt….I have to say I’m hanging on by a thread watching this show. Ugh. Can’t stand Trump and his huge dopey orange face, his two moronic loser sons with their stupid greased back hair(wth is that?), Trump’s too often nonsensical justifications for firing…only Ivanka escapes the Trump Idiocy.

      • Powell says:

        I believe Trump. He’s said he’s never seen anything like it in the boardroom before.
        There’s nothing wrong w/the Trump boys. They’re losing their hair like dear old dad and haven’t gone to a barber to get decent hairstyles. 🙂 All 3 kids are smart. They had their careers handed to them but they’ve only kept them by proving their worth. They’ve all said they know their father will fire them if they’re not doing their best. They know it’s no free ride.

        • kit9 says:

          Trump is the king of BS and phony hype. See his totes phony presidential bid. Or his birther claims he couldn’t back up . Pure buffoonery. And, I don’t think his sons are losing their hair at all-looks like they both have a ton of hair. . they’re just choosing to look like 1940’s gangsters. It’s a dopey schtick for them.

        • My theory has always been that male hair loss is genetically linked to males on mother’s side — and females hair to their dads’

          Hence, Ivanka should worry about thinning hair when older moreso than the boys.

        • RabbleRouserR2010 says:

          I think all of Trumps children are very good looking. The girls look like their mothers and I don’t think the boys look like their dad. I think the one with the dark hair (and I think he has 5 kids) is particularly handsome.

      • Totes agree on him and his sons and Ivanka ! 👍

    • Powell says:

      Omarosa. UGH can’t stand her. I remember her introduction to this day. “I’m Omarosa from Washington, DC. I worked in the White House.” In her condescending tone w/o look on her face looks butter wouldn’t melt on her tongue. So what. So did Monica Lewinsky.
      Joan and Melissa’s season was good. It went cookoo when Joan insulted David Tutera and he threw the rest of the cast out of his office and refused to work w/them.

    • T-Rex says:

      You know Ratings were down again last week, my guess is he is hyping the show to get some ratings, so far this season has been a dud, no wonder it took them forever to air it.

  15. Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

    I read on a couple of other blogs that Cusi was in touch with MTH/Jeff’s sister. Jeff is back in the hospital but is OK. He doesn’t have his computer with him so we won’t hear from him til he’s home.

    Positive thoughts for Jeff.

  16. VV™ says:

    Says the person that didn’t invite her on her failed talk show. Yet, invited Brandi twice and who took the opportunity to bash Lisa. Kim was invited on her show and bashed Lisa, Kyle was on her show and bashed Lisa as well… and the host herself bashed her.

  17. sparklemuffy says:

    Thank you Stars! I wish the Donald would have kept Kate over Kenya or Vivica. Does anyone think Leeza can come with big $ like Geraldo and Eye-an have brought to the table already? Geraldo will be hard to beat but I vote for him over Eye-an. #jerk

    • Powell says:

      I wish he’d kept Kate too. I hate it when he talked over Kate. She wasn’t explaining fast enough for him he talked over her. Kate was doing well.

      • California35 says:

        I saw when Kate was fired, I know she is not a favorite…but Vivica and Kenya ( well mostly Kenya) were just not great. Geraldo was just quiet. I did not see the task to know if Kate really deserve to leave, but again Kenya!!!

      • lila1star says:

        I don’t want to give it away–all I can say is DT formula is just as It has always been but only way more!!!! Boardroom blood bath!

  18. Melbourne-Aussie says:

    Watching Kristen is like watching paint dry, she actually annoys me, she is either griping or nothing. Maybe it is a New York thing, as I dislike intensely Heather & Carole. Their friendships appear more fake than normal. They don’t seem to have soul, I can’t put my finger on it. Surely it is time to find some glamorous, talented women who can be friends. I know I am asking for alot.

  19. Melbourne-Aussie says:

    PS Brandi please go away, her mouth is disgusting. Woman you have children please SHUTUP. And don’t tell me in this day & age of internet that they don’t get to hear & see her act a disgusting fool. Please Bravo send Brandi & Kim (borsville) to a private island where they will be happy on their own. PS with equipment to make their own booze.
    Thank God for the other women love them, kyle only because of her stand against Brandi even though she couldn’t say it with Lisa V, but whatever.

    • California35 says:

      Yes!!! She needs to go away. Enough already!


      So are you from Melbourne? Have you been watching The RHoM ? I’m looking forward to it coming back.
      Did you watch Cricket yesterday? I saw part of it.

      • Melbourne-Aussie says:

        That was on last year, and the new season hasn’t started yet.
        Cricket No, You’ll need to talk to my hubby for any discussion about that.
        So where in California are you, I was in LA last year & stayed with brother-in-law in Irwin.
        great shopping.

        • California35 says:

          I thought it had started there already. Maybe I should have asked if YOU are there ☺️

          I am in the LA area.

          I dont watch cricket, this weekend was the first time. I didn’t realize it was all day. It started at 7:20pm our time, soni only watched a Couple of hours. Saw the results the next morning. It is an interesting sport, as i said i had never see it, so i was paying attention to fifure it out😋

          • Melbourne-Aussie says:

            Yep I am in Australia ,I guess cricket is most similar to baseball. They have a number of innings & need to get out a number of players. That is about all I know.

  20. T-Rex says:

    I know that OMIB posted some sites reporting that Whitney Houston’s daughter was not just on life support but it could be worse and now various networks are also reporting this. This is just so sad to hear for her father to lose his ex-wife and now possibly his daughter has to be just so awful. Especially in a similar manner. I hope that there was no foul play or drug, or even suicide but just a mere accident.

    • California35 says:

      Yeah this is really sad, poor her with those parents and those genes 😒😔.

    • It’s really bad. The family has her on life support but it has been reported that she’s brain dead.

      The rumor is the husband either left her or broke up with her, then found her face down in the bathtub with another friend.

  21. Exit4 says:

    I’d rather be in danbury with teresa giudice then the Seattle seahawks locker room right now.

  22. boston02127 says:

    Good Night 🙂

  23. VV™ says:


  24. TexasTart says:

    Stars, I enjoyed the recap, thank you! 😊

  25. Veena (NMD) says:

    Happy Monday. I’m dreading work – boss is going to be in a foul mood because of the game.

    No new blog today – yesterday was reruns for ATL ……..

  26. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Yes football 😝 #DamnPatriots 🙂 , WD marathon, Puppy Bowl – so cute and marathons on ID channel and Oxygen so nothing new in ATL land. I wanted the Seahawks to win it. They should have. But nope so yes Congrats to the patriots boston. 🙂

  27. Powell says:

    Unfortunately it’s not looking too good for Bobbi K. Gosh I pray she just wakes up and is ok.

  28. Powell says:

    Katie Perry, Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliott were so good. I was looking forward to Missy. Great show. KP changed in like two sec to new outfits.

  29. serenanyc says:

    I was searching for Real Housewives blogs and came across this one! You guys are hoot.

  30. I Need a Life! says:

    Good morning. 2 feet of snow to shovel today. I’d rather chill here.

    I’ve never watched, OC, but over the weekend I learned that my friend was friends with Vicky G. when they were in middle school. “I hate to say it, but you will never find a more homely girl. Very unfortunate looking. She’s very strong, though. Her first husband was abusive and she picked up her kids and moved to California where she started working in insurance and look at her now. When I see her mom, she just can’t get over how successful the show has been.”

    Stay warm!

    • Two feet — omg ! I just shoveled ICE and am ready to die …. And we have more coming tonight- please be safe !

      Wow about VICKI – you just found this out now? How fun !
      So she is twice divorced then …..

      Was the first husband Brianna’s father?
      (I don’t watch OC either )

    • Powell says:

      😭😭😨😨 I’m sorry.
      That’s terrible Vicki and her kids lived thru that. IDK how Vicki let him come to her home when she threw bbqs and grad parties for her kids.

      • California35 says:

        I was thinking of that BBQ as well. I remember that he even made a comment that she always wanted more or something like that. Also didnt she even pay for his travel to come over? Please don’t quote me. I dont rememeber specifics. I do feel bad for her and her kids if they had to deal with abuse, and I am glad she left and tried to better herself.

    • And she’s taking her own selfie ….. I hope she has SOMEONE around with her.


      • VV™ says:

        Since S1 she told the story that they couldn’t find a diagnosis and was told different thing. She went to Europe and a doctor there told her she had Lyme disease. This is nothing new. Yofo getting alternative treatments is nothing new. Go to her Insta and you’ll find similar pucs dating 3 years back. This is all big news now because on her last blog at Bravo she wrote:
        “I have lost the ability to read, write, or even watch TV, because I can’t process information or any stimulation for that matter,”

        That statement above made it to national news. that is the only difference to years prior.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        I’m sorry, but why the need to constantly post pictures of her being sick? I don’t understand. You’d think she’d be off of FB and twitter?

    • California35 says:

      I like to read that she is going to try to find a cure for lyme. I feel so sorry for her. Im glad she has had the money to help with all of this.

    • No- I don’t think this is a new diagnosis.

      They estimate that 10-20% of patients with Lyme disease will develop Chronic Neurolical Lyme Disease. It is controversial though- some doctors don’t believe it exists.

    • Powell says:

      Mmm. Diagnosed w/the wrong kind of Lymes? Poor thing. I believe BH has been something for Yo to do especially after being bedridden for long periods but maybe she won’t be back next season. She accomplished getting her girls modeling.

      • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

        No, I think she was saying she wasn’t diagnosed with Lyme Disease at all right away. Lyme that is treated right away gives you a better chance of full recovery. With as much as she loves to ride horses, it is scary that her doctor missed it.

        • T-Rex says:

          Interesting, I was reading up this morning on Lyme disease after an unfortunate encounter with a tick this weekend. First, it has to be on you for 24 hours to submit the disease, my bugger lasted five minutes I felt it right away bite me and we keep a tick remover in our hiking bags. Second, apparently my neck of the woods doesn’t have lyme disease, it’s virtually impossible to get it from Florida ticks.

          Anyway, I am NOT saying she doesn’t have a chronic illness, but according to the CDC and National Institutes of Health, she may have more than one illness going on! Most doctors who have had long term exposure to the disease and it’s symptoms state that the illness experienced by some Lyme patients are not Lyme disease at all, but other underlying illnesses, including MS. Could she be possibly actually suffering from something other than Lyme?

          • I have heard some of the Lyme symptoms are similar to MS symptoms – both diseases can f with your brain. I am on the pretty low end of the MS sufferers but have had weakness and it can effect your ability to process information. Years ago I remember it was kind of like I kept reaching for words and it was difficult to process to get the right words. Fatigue is a big MS biggie and you aren’t just tired, it is more like you feel that your bones have liquified in your body and the last thing you want to do is move.

            • T-Rex says:

              In addition Lyme disease is California is very sporadic and highly difficult to contract according to the CDC and NIH. The highest concentration is in the woods of the Northeast, again not saying she doesn’t have it, but there are less than 100 folks in the entire state that were diagnosed with the disease each year. Again, could easily be why they didn’t catch it on time. She would have known about a tick bite, they just don’t bite and fall off, if you don’t get them right away you have to dig those buggers out of your skin!(watched that happen to my cousin one year when we were kids, yuch). I have a number of friends with MS and grew up around folks with MS, and frankly her symptoms seem more along those lines, but I am NOT a doctor and NOT saying she doesn’t have Lymes.

              • kit9 says:

                She’s said she believes she was infected by a horse fly.

                • T-Rex says:

                  Kit that’s impossible! The only way to contract Lyme Disease is via a Tick Bite. Okay I didn’t know she said that! According to the CDC, NIH and several other reputable sites there has been NO instance of a case of Lyme disease from anything but a Tick bite!

                  • kit9 says:

                    When she said it, I just assumed that the tick was the most common way of contracting it but that there were other, less likely, ways as well and hers was a case of the latter.

                    • T-Rex says:

                      Nope there is NONE, ZERO, ZIPPO, NADA, NEIN, case ever recorded at the CDC, NIH and the National Institute of Lyme Disease and the American Lyme Disease Association of an instance of anything other than a TICK to cause Lyme’s disease. IN FACT, they have tried in the labs to infect other bugs with the disease and have them pass it on but they have even been unsuccessful in a lab to infect another animal with the disease other than a tick!

                    • kit9 says:

                      I have a feeling maybe she doesn’t put much stock in what the CDC, conventional meds say and has come to her own conclusion. oy

            • Foxymel(Mel) says:

              I’m so sorry for what you’re going through (((SJP)))).

            • VV™ says:


          • lila1star says:

            TREX—please–the 24hr to be infected is a myth and is what I thought too and got me in trouble. The tics that carry Lyme are deer tics–very very tiny and they are in every state. To protect yourself and if you use bug spray like off has to have the chemical DEET in it to kill this tic. The CDC has changed its position on Lyme so much it is criminal. Many have been DX with MS when they had Lyme and the other way around because both cause demyelination in the brain (when the protective cover of nerves is torn away). I have so many of the same symptoms as YoYo but I fear for her because she maybe making herself worse with all these treatments. If one catches a tic bite in the first 24 hrs and calls the doc–a single dose of anti-biotic is all it takes.

            The deer tic is carried my mice which jump ship to other critters including humans. The problem has always been the test for Lyme is not a good one and thus for me to get a conclusive DX I had to have a spinal tap. It is true that other –often–auto immune illness will become secondary issues. Treatment for Lyme has been a fight within the medical community for the same reason so many illness’s are swept away–money. I don’t mean to sound like a broken record but I live in Wi which has an extremely high rate of Lyme. I also live in the woods. An adult deer tic is no larger than a pin top. I personally got tired of being passed from one doc to another and being their very own guinea pig. Sorry so long….

            • TexasTart says:

              Lila, thanks so much for that valuable information! Interesting. I didn’t think this followed a textbook path and I would not question another persons claims who has Lyme Disease, even if they’re a Real Housewife.

              • lila1star says:

                Not sure what you mean by a textbook path but there are definitely common indicators those infected go through if left untreated to long. Just a year ago the CDC was warning everyone and saying Lyme was at epidemic stage–so I do not put a whole lot of faith in them. The spirochete bacteria is not new to the human race. It is a group of spiral-shaped bacteria, causing such diseases as syphilis, yaws, Lyme disease, and relapsing fever.

                Spirochetes are different in that they have tentacles (that’s what I call them) that wrap around the human cells. Anyway–I thank you for putting up with me–I gave up on the quest for a cure years ago and just take one day at a time. If I did what YoYo is doing that would kill me 🙂

                • TexasTart says:

                  By “textbook path” I meant to take data from books or the internet and assume that’s how a disease affects every person. I don’t know what all her treatments were, but I thought things like master cleanse were not wise because the brain needs nutrients, as well as the body to maintain and repair, so I don’t get that.

                  • lila1star says:

                    I don’t know if you will see this now but most of what she is doing is not wise imo

                    • TexasTart says:

                      I see you! I use the little orange bubble you mentioned…which a good thing to have pointed out to me. I couldn’t use it for a long time because I was posting the blog for a while when Veena was on vacation and every single comment posted would come there. So I had trained myself to ignore the darn thing! . So now I’m back to looking for the notifications.

                      First hand knowledge is good because as you can see we have a lot of people on the board that speculate! Oh, and I have had my share of speculation here, but I don’t feel right questioning someone’s illness. I find value in your opinions on this matter for the unfortunate fact that you have Lyme Disease. Sorry you have to live with this! 😦

                    • lila1star says:

                      Thank you for your kind reply. To be frank I hate living with this and that is why I understand YoYos desire to find away to cure herself but it is dangerous. I went down that rabbit hole myself long ago–not to her extent cause my money ran out lol along with my idiot husband. At least there is less stress lol. Right now I am headed to do my grocery shopping and it will wipe me out but that’s just how it is and I have learned to take pleasure in so many things I never had time for because I worked all the time. I paint, read, garden (small scale) etc.. and of course come here 🙂 Again–thank you

                    • TexasTart says:

  31. Bobbi Kristina showed “minimal response” so they’re not taking her off of life support-yet.

    I can’t seem to cut and paste from TMZ but this blogger is usually better on some topics anyway

  32. Powell says:

    Yes Exit the Seahawks locker room must’ve been a mess. They all probably got so wasted and not the fun kind. I bet they wished today was Sunday. 😀

    • vilzvet says:

      Can’t believe the fighting at the end! Fines will be coming for sure I would think. On a brighter note, someone in my house had some very lucky box picks and two separate quarters for over two grand! Would’ve won the first quarter too if not for that late interception. Wasn’t rooting for either team but have many New England relatives who are ecstatic! The weather here today is awful, the ice will be treacherous later and we have have three school days lost in the last week including colleges. Crazy.

  33. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

    Christie Brinkley is 61 today.

    Somebody pass the ice cream.

  34. HuskerHuny says:

    Hello from snowy Huskerland! About 8-10 inches of snow (depending on where you fall on the map). But winds in excess of 50 mph makes for some very big snow drifts. Never seen snow and winds like this since . . . ever? My son would scoop one drift out and another one would fill in. The winds finally decreased right before kickoff, but all is scooped out now. My husband had to go to his sister’s house at half time and clean off her dish antenna. No school here today because the plows couldn’t get the county roads cleaned off yesterday/last night/this morning. But all should be O.K. by tomorrow morning. Waiting for Kenya’s nastiness on Celebrity Apprentice tonight. I so hope Donald gives it to her good.

  35. Barb (Just wondering in Jersey) says:

    Cusi spoke with Mth/Jeff. He’s been hospitalized for the last 2 weeks with an infection in his right elbow. He’s grateful for our prayers and concern.

  36. cusi77 says:

    Thank you for the HUGE Blog Starsy!!! I can’t hardly wait for tonight’s episodes! Am I a bad person? I want Trump to call Kenya out in her mean self and put her arses FIRED! Lol!

  37. VV™ says:

    In case she deletes, I am posting the text not the link.

    @BrandiGlanville: What to do when your flight gets delayed and you’ve just popped your zanax :/ #talesofthefoggy

  38. VV™ says:

    “Zanax” had me LOLing.

  39. jezzibel says:

    So on a completely different note, I’ve just discovered that I was blocked on twitter by JZ..which is weird because I never followed her in the first place or even tweeted her anything directly, I might have retweeted a tweet mocking her, but it was so long ago I can’t remember if I did or not. I only discovered this because I’ve been watching the old season on hulu(currently wrapping up season 3, going to skip season 4)and wanted to see what the lunatic was up too. How funny

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:


      I hate Jill Zarin

      • jezzibel says:

        Jill must have had one of her minions go through and blocked anybody that was following Lynn(whom I dearly miss and watching the old seasons reminds me of her).

        • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

          She didn’t block me. I feel insulted.

          • jezzibel says:

            well its been a few years since she was let go from RHONY, at this point its like shutting the stable door after the horses have already bolted.

  40. sparklemuffy says:

    Eye-an writes a blog every week– of course he does–

  41. Exit4 says:

    “I’m an international star-you’re a ghetto star.”

  42. Veena (NMD) says:

    I am so confused about Vanderpump Rules – didn’t Tom already confess to making out with a girl in Vegas? What is he confessing to tonight?

  43. kit9 says:

    Brandi recently posted a pic of a gift package Kings Hawaiian sent her. Wonder if The Don knows that.

  44. Veena (NMD) says:

    Katie is right – the lie is far worse than the deed

  45. Veena (NMD) says:

    Everytime Sheana is shown gossipying on camera I flash back to her blog where she claims she doesn’t gossip.

  46. kit9 says:

    Yeah, so Brandi’s team doesn’t seem to get what a photobomb is.

  47. VV™ says:

    I dont know why I’m getting the feeling Arianna and Tom are quitting VPR after this season. Of course, like with everything money talk.

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      The irony is – the more money they make off appearances related to the show, the less likely they’ll want to continue bartending where they are essentially “on display” through their entire shift.

  48. VV™ says:

    Kristen was hired by Guillermo.

  49. VV™ says:

    Everyone’s reaction when Kristen gets fired is hilarious!!! Even the help in the kitchen was celebrating.

  50. Veena (NMD) says:

    I’m pretty sure there are more waitress jobs out there for Kristen

  51. Veena (NMD) says:

    Katie looks larger in the bust area

  52. VV™ says:

  53. Veena (NMD) says:

    Jax is such a liar – denying he showed Kristen those texts – what a baby

  54. sparklemuffy says:

    ohhhhh… Eye-an… I am so…….right…. ( totally didn’t see that coming)

  55. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

    Im not watching CA cuz I can’t take any more bobblehead, but I did see the results.


  56. lillybee says:

    If CA does a reunion epi, it will be epic.

  57. Veena (NMD) says:

    Andy just did a spoiler for #CA Darn east coast feeds 😦

  58. VV™ says:

    Vanderpump Reunion films Friday.

  59. California35 says:

    I just saw the board room, WHAT? 😞
    I know I can’t talk about it, but what is the matter with Trump? I did like to see Mrs Joan 😊

  60. California35 says:

    may i say Tom is channeling the penguin from gotham…

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