Marriage Boot Camp and Jill Zarin on CELEBrations and Celebrity Apprentice

Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars by Veena

Previously on Marriage Boot Camp, Spencer confirmed he was a total loser and Heidi would be better off with someone else.  Natalie continued to play her bad girl persona and capture most of the camera time, and the other three couples faded into the background.

This morning all talk is about Reid throwing Aviva’s leg.  I thought it was a fake rubber leg, but it turned out it was her prosthetic.  Everyone thinks he was wrong for the stunt, but he doesn’t seem that remorseful as he throws down his bowl of cereal.

This morning’s exercise is sex-talk, designed to break down the barriers the couples have in the bedroom.  Shoot me now.  First they have to play spin-the-bottle, except instead of kissing someone, they have to pick a card and answer the question honestly.  They drink some champagne to loosen their tongues.  Actually – they read a sentence and fill in the blank word.

Reid – Aviva, I want to have more CUDDLING in bed.  Everyone rolls their eyes, and Aviva tries to cover for Reid’s lameness by telling us the cuddling is code word for sex.

Aviva’s turn, and she can’t answer her question at first.  Her line – Reid – my pet name for you in bed is MONSTER.  No one can believe how stiff and boring this couple is.  This is not the Aviva we saw on housewives.

Next up is the puppet sex video.  They use the puppets to role play; then they switch puppets and play each other.

Natalie and Jacob’s problem is that he’s 24 and wants sex on demand, all day, every day.  She can’t keep up.  They seem to compromise on once a day.

Speidi claim they have great sex (throw up a little in my mouth).  Heidi pretends to be the aggressor – and claims they have sex three times a day – most days. Spencer says he doesn’t have to chase her because he’s always being chased.   I can not believe I’m typing this, but I have to admit I’m going to get a chuckle watching Aviva and Reid take a turn at this exercise.

Aviva and Reid make their puppets kiss a little, but she really shuts down.  Apparently she has walked in on her parents having sex, and is traumatized (who wouldn’t be).  Now she doesn’t want to talk about her sex life, even with puppets, because her kids might be watching the show.


Selena and Kiwane (also parents) act out a hot sex scene with their puppets to show the passion they once had.  Today they are more like average married couples.

Rachel and Tyson’s turn and Rachel also has to be the initiator.  Rachel admits she’s completely bored with their sex life, while Tyson makes jokes.

So lunch is priceless.  Everyone rides Aviva for being so uptight, and she tells everyone that they’re young and she’s old, so that’s why she is so uptight about sex. HELLO – has she met her father George the lech.

The episode ends with a one-on-one session with Speidi, and Heidi finally gets it that having a baby is not the answer to her issues with Spencer – leaving him is.  Okay I added that last part, but tell me that I’m wrong.

In the final minutes Rachel has a little girl talk time with Natalie, decides she’s at her wits end, and goes to talk to Tyson. Tyson tells her to take it one step at a time, and that they are working on “it”, whatever “it” means.  He basically deflects all her concerns, and it seems like she’s finally going to realize she needs to leave him.

Next episode shows them all crying.  I’ve got to say, this episode was a major snoozer.  They didn’t even bother to post pictures on their website.


Jill Zarin on David Tutera’s CELEBrations! by veena

The show starts with David’s assistant getting him out of bed to tell him that Jill Zarin has been calling them asking if David would do a party for her.  I haven’t watched this show before, but are we pretending that David is hired by the celebrities rather than them being cast for his show?  Okay, I guess I’ll play along.  We’re supposed to believe that Jill is so high maintenance she called both the assistant and David’s phone and left messages.

Jill goes along with the game, and interviews that in NY she doesn’t need a party planner, but in LA she wants to hire David, because he’s the best.  Again, are we supposed to believe that she’s flown to LA to have her party with all her close friends?

Jill and Ally meet with David.  Jill explains that she’s about to turn 51, and was in a funk when she turned 50 and wants to celebrate now.  She claims she wants to have her party in LA because she has a lot of friends there – for instance she flies out to LA every Christmas to go to Kathy Hilton’s party.  She talks, and talks, and talks, boring everyone.  After Jill hands David her “list” he tells her that she’s trying to plan a bar mitzvah.  David tells her she needs to plan a sleek and sophisticated event.  She wants to impress her rich friends that are flying in on private planes and wants to do something unusual like having a warm chocolate chip cookie station with milk.  I’ve got to be honest, her party sounds better than David’s – but he rips up her list and says the party will be a surprise.  Jill pretends to be worried.

David’s assistants pull some dresses for Jill to try on.  They bicker, and it goes too far when one of them calls the other fat.  That leads to a breakdown, apology, and rant from David about how they need to be more professional.  Then Jill walks in with a bunch of options as back up, but first she has to pass on all the dresses they’ve pulled for her.  But that was just a ruse, because she actually does like some of them.  David describes Jill as high maintenance.  She gets to try on two dresses before he gives up on her – seriously two dresses?  What stylist allows a client to try on only two dresses.  She voices over that she’s going to wear the dress she wants to, and not stick to what he picks out.  I’m sorry, but that’s not being a diva at all – David is sucking as as party planner.  I wonder what the ratings are for this show?  We’re 23 minutes in, and not one comment on the chat blog. Hmmmm.

She tweeted a photo of a dress she actually liked but that we didn’t see on the show.  It looks a lot better than the ones she tried on.

Next up, Jill calls David and tells him something is going on.  He meets her at Bark and Bitches – a pet store.  She tells him – with a flat voice – that she thinks they need to cancel the party because Bobby has to go back to NY and can’t get back in time.  This is the lamest fake problem – couldn’t they think of something better.  She says she’s a wreck because she has friends flying in for the party.

She starts talking about Housewives. She says that she had the best first season with her friends, but the second season her friends turned on her (Wasn’t that Season 3?).  Then she talks about Bobby’s health scare.  Then – for some strange reason – she tells David that last year she had a terrible experience when one of her friends told Ally that Ally’s dad (Jill’s first husband) wasn’t her biological dad; he couldn’t conceive so they used a sperm donor.  Ally became really upset therefore Jill was also upset, and – oh this is why she’s telling the story – that’s why she didn’t feel in the mood for a birthday party last year. Hmmm – I’m not going to comment on keeping that secret from Ally for 22 years, except to say that if you want to keep a secret you probably shouldn’t go around telling friends.  Ally, thankfully, isn’t forced to be in this scene.

Next scene Jill is with the event planners.  She’s wearing a hot pink dress with a bright green Brikin.  It’s cute – not necessarily on her – but ….

35 minutes into the show, PP drops by on the chat blog to say she’s going to record the show (west coast).  Maybe all you east coaster are asleep.  I get east coast feeds on the west coast, so it’s still early here.

DRAMA – David was at an appearance and his plane is delayed – and everyone is freaking out.  Jill walks in, and seems completely surprised by the venue.  I always wonder how the guests know where to go when they keep the venue a surprise.  Wouldn’t they be busy texting out the address?  Jill has a fake temper tantrum, and says she hired David Tutera for her party and she’s going to get David Tutera for her party.  Does she have to say his full name every time?

15 minutes left in the show – we’re not going to see much of this party, are we?  All those poor Bravolebrities that got all dressed up for their cameos.  It’s not 15 minutes; it’s 15 seconds.

The stylist shows up with a new dress, and Jill is upset because she knows she’ll look fat because she just ate a cheeseburger and fries and her tummy is going to stick out.  This is the second reference to her fat tummy that she’s made, and I suddenly remember that she has a spanx line – so what’s the problem?  Or is this a set up to talk about her squeezewear? If it was they edited it out.

David finally walks in when Jill and Ally are fully dressed and tells them they look amazing.  Jill tweets that David helped Ally get dressed.   Oops.

jill and gretchen

Now we come to the part in the show where everything comes together.  Jill loves her dress and the venue.  Bobby show up.  They walk into the room and Jill exclaims that they had a big crowd.  She seems surprised about who showed up, but mentions her A-list friends, you know – Patti Stanger, MJ, Reza, Marysol, Gretchen, Peggy.  We end with some product placement as Jill goes through the gift bags.  I now see how she got the endorsement deal for that kosher food group.  It was probably a one-off deal.

jills party

Dang it, we didn’t find out why Jill was mad at Reza.  Altogether the show was very unsatisfying.  I couldn’t let go and buy into the fake drama.

reza and jill

Chat blog – not one comment during the show.  It’s her – not me.

Next up – Angie Everheart is on the show. That’s funny, she was on wife swap this summer as well.  I guess it’s the same old same old people going on these show.  Oh, and according to their website Porsha will also be on in a special 2 hour finale.  I think she had some sort of hair extension launch party – I remember her tweeting about it.


The Celebrity Apprentice

“Top Feuds, Firings and Fails” and “Universal Wizards” – S7/E7&8

by Stars99

On a Personal Note: It was incredibly hard for me to focus on “The Celebrity Apprentice” this week. Not only was I absolutely furious at what transpired last week, but also because Mr. Stars99’s beloved Nana (Grandmother) passed away on February 12th … He’s lost both his Dad and his grandmother within 4 months of each other… It’s a really, really tough time for all of us who love them.


Remember Last Week:

Task 1 – The teams had to design a King’s Hawaiian photobomb campaign wherein they digitally inserted King’s Hawaiian imagery into their original photography of New York City. In addition, they came up with creative hashtags that correlate with the photos. Team Infinity and its Project Manager (PM) Johnny won their 5th Task in a row (They’ve won 7 out of 10 tasks all season). Their photos were taken from the vantage point of a helicopter using the concept, “We Rise Above” which capitalized on a double meaning of the “rising” necessary for baked goods and the pictures which were taken from an elevated perspective. Kenya as PM and Team Vortex focused their campaign on liking buns – Probably because Kenya is herself such an ass.

In The Boardroom, in true ass fashion, Kenya attempted to throw Vivica’s billion dollar ass under the bus but she failed to see the lights from the oncoming train. Kenya was so mean to Vivica that even Trump himself was asking Kenya why she is so nasty towards everyone. There were accusations made that Kenya swiped Vivica’s phone and tweeted the following in her name using Vivica’s phone/account: “This menopause is killing me. I can’t think straight. I’m acting a damn fool half the time. 50 just isn’t sexy.” Trump doesn’t believe Kenya’s story and since she was PM on a failed task anyway, Trump fires Kenya.

Task 2 – After Trump sends Leeza over to Geraldo’s and Vivica’s struggling Team Vortex (They’ve lost 5 in a row now) the teams are tasked with creating an original jingle for Bud Light’s new line of Lime-a-Rita beverages. Brandi and Leeza are PMs. Leeza wins because they come up with a stupid jingle I haven’t been able to get out of my head all week… “Go, go, go Marga-Rita” and “Nice Over Ice.” I admit, this week when Mr. Stars99 gave me an iced tea and I said, “Nice Over Ice” – I continued to realize what a jingling job they did!

So, for the first time in 6 tasks, Infinity loses and Trump loses his mind. He inexplicably ends up firing each and every Infinity Team member (Ian, Johnny, and Brandi) and manages to insult the viewership’s collective intelligence. Okay, the complete arbitrariness of this abhorrent triple firing left me completely pissed off. I would have stopped watching this show right then and there but I committed to doing these recaps so we’ll just have to struggle through these last couple of episodes together, okay?

The first hour of this week’s episode was spent reminiscing about all of the past seasons of “The Celebrity Apprentice.” Various topics were ranked in the following subject categories thus creating a “Top 5” (or 4) type of list for each category (Yeah, I don’t know why they couldn’t come up with at least 5 nominations for each category either… Makes no sense to me):

Top Feuds

5 – Geraldo Rivera vs. Kevin Jonas – Geraldo was being an ego maniac when Kevin was Project Manager (PM). Geraldo became indignant when Kevin had the audacity to tell him that he should stop and listen before he starts to speak. Kevin tried to advise Geraldo to use the “5 Second Rule” (Listen for at least 5 seconds when entering a conversation before saying anything). Accepting advice or constructive criticism does not work very well with someone who thinks he already knows everything about everything.

4 – Nene Leaks vs. Star Jones – Nene blew a gasket when Star suggested that Nene become the PM because she thought she was setting her up for failure.

3 – Latoya Jackson vs. Omarosa – Latoya had enough of Omarosa’s constant button pushing and finally asked Omarosa to, “Please, be quiet.” Omarosa flipped a fig.

2 – Meat Loaf vs. Gary Busey – When Meat Loaf discovered his art supplies went missing he was convinced that Gary had taken them and he went completely ballistic. Creative explicatives were hurled around that would make a longshoreman blush. Fortunately, Meat Loaf ultimately apologized and peace was restored throughout the land.

1 – Piers Morgan vs. Omarosa – Oh man, these 2 really hated each other and constantly fought about everything. However, this particular fight culminated in Omarosa pouring wine over his Piers’ head in their war room

Favorite Fails

4 – Kenya Moore – As PM, Kenya had a misguided concept of imprudently using people’s asses as a focal point for a photo ad campaign for the very family-oriented King’s Hawaiian Company (makes various types of baked bread products) in a “Baby Wants Buns” ad campaign.

3 – Dennis Rodman – As PM, Dennis approved an ad his team created that misspelled Trump’s wife Melania’s name for Melania’s skin care line. It was spelled 2 different ways in one ad (Melania vs. Milania). Dennis was lucky he was only fired.

2 – Clint Black – As PM, he decided to shoot a laundry detergent commercial that consisted of a string of double entendres. “Doing the wash” really meant having sex and the commercial was shot with Clint reading in bed when his wife (dressed in lingerie) asked him about doing his “dirty laundry.” He said he did it “by hand” earlier and that “it was a small load.” Trump said the whole thing sounded almost pornographic and the executives didn’t like it.  Perhaps they had taken things (or thingies) into their own hands, too.

1 – Gary Busey – Went batcrapcrazy when he wanted to turn into a dog for a commercial his team was making for LG. Lisa Rinna (Yes, OUR Lisa) and Pen Jillette just could NOT stop laughing. Pen, in his deadpan kind of way said that Gary, “Wants to play a crazy person who turns into a mechanical dog… He is literally, ‘barking mad.’”

Top Fundraisers – By the end of this season, approximately 100 “The Celebrity Apprentice” contestants will have raised close to $15,000,000 for charity.

4 – Ian Ziering and Geraldo Rivera – In this season’s “Wedding Dress Fundraising Task” – Each team independently raised a staggering amount of money for their charity – (Ian – $292,547; Geraldo – $294,780) for a combined total of almost $600,000. Before the PMs knew who won the task, they were told their totals differed by a negligible $2,500. Trump then made a big deal about saying he had never done this before in the history of “The Celebrity Apprentice” when he offered the PMs the chance to keep the funds each had raised for their charity regardless of who won the task.

3 – Paul Teutul, Sr. – The men’s team set a record for the amount of money raised on the very first task. The women’s team raised $126,962… The men’s team raised $332,120 (plus a bonus of $35,000) for a combined total of $494,082 for Paul’s charity. The men’s team won primarily because they received $305,00 from 1 person.

2 – Trace Adkins – As PM, his plan was to simply get people with big checks into the door when the teams were tasked to sell meatballs as a fundraiser. His team raised $419,539 (the other team raised: $250,533) for a combined total of $670,072 for his charity.

1 – Marlee Matlin and John Rich – Set a record for raising the most money in one task when they sold art as their fundraising task. Trump offered the opportunity (if both teams agreed) that each team could keep the funds they raised (Sound familiar? It should… See #4 above).  John’s team raised a staggering: $626,908; However, Marlee’s team raised the mind-blowingly colossal amount of $986,000.  Trump added $14,000 to Marlee’s total to round it up to a cool $1 million for her charity. So, this year WASN’T the first time Trump’s allowed teams to keep what they earned… Puhleeze! #GetYourFactsStraight

Boardroom Backstabs and Betrayals

5 – Joan Rivers vs. Annie Duke – Joan calls Annie a “despicable human” and then compares her to Hitler.  4 – Vincent Pastore vs. Piers Morgan – In The Boardroom, Vincent bellyached that Piers gave Vincent the assignment to spy on the women’s team and that Piers called him, “A fat Italian.”  Piers corrected Vincent – Because Piers said that he actually called him, “A VERY fat Italian.”

3 – Richard Hatch vs. David Cassidy – Richard implied that David Cassidy whined too much. Richard said he got flak from his team for picking on “the little people” meaning David.  Careful Richard, you’re gonna be hit by a multi-colored bus blaring the song “I Think I Love You” if you don’t watch out.

2 – Kenya Moore vs. Vivica A. Fox – This season, Kenya told Trump that Vivica was having “wild ups and downs” and implied through quoting a tweet that Vivica was being menopausal. Evidently, at some point during the task, Vivica had “lost” her phone and someone “tweeted” while pretending to be Vivica. Trump and the entire universe concluded that Kenya must have stolen Vivica’s phone (allegedly).

1 – Piers Morgan vs. Omarosa – Omarosa hit below the belt when she went after Piers’ kids in her mudslinging. She said that Piers is a terrible father. Evidently being told that you’re a terrible father isn’t as bad as being compared to Hitler (See #5 above). Go figure.

Most Memorable Firings

5 – Kevin Jonas – Kevin thought he could bring in Ian into the Boardroom to get rid of Geraldo. He thought he could outthink Donald Trump – Nobody outthinks Trump… At least that’s what Trump thinks.

4 – Gene Simmons – Great genius who wanted to show Trump how independent of a thinker he is by bringing 2 people into The Boardroom whom Trump couldn’t fire.

3 – Dennis Rodman – Had a very public struggle with alcohol on the show. His team knew he wouldn’t want people to see him act so strangely. There was sober Dennis and not-sober Dennis. Both were fired.

2 – Ian Ziering – He was fired because he kept saying he came up with a better jingle than what his team chose to use for their submission. Unfortunately, his jingle was to the tune, “La Cucaracha.”

1 – Melissa Rivers – She felt she was maligned by Annie Duke and Brande Roderick in The Boardroom.  After being fired, she ran (with a hurt leg) to the Winner’s Suite (Where her mother, Joan, was waiting) refusing to be interviewed on her way out the door. Joan left with her daughter but not before continuing to call Annie “A Nazi” and Brande “A Nazi follower.”  It was quite a dramatic moment. Joan also called poker players “trash.” Annie, of course, is a professional poker player.


Season 1 – Piers Morgan – Won $750,000 – “Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund” (Trace Adkins, Runner-up)

Season 2 – Joan Rivers – Won $530,000 – “God’s Love – We Deliver” (Annie Duke – Runner-up)

Season 3 – Brett Michaels – Won $640,000 – “American Diabetes Association” (Holly Robinson Peete, Runner-up)

Season 4 – John Rich – Won $1.4 million – St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital (Marlee Matlin, Runner-up)

Season 5 – Arsenio Hall – Won $520,000 – “Magic Johnson Foundation” (Clay Aiken, Runner-up)

Season 6 (All Star Season) – Trace Adkins earned $1.6 for “American Red Cross”… (Pen Jillette, Runner-up)

This Week:

Team Vortex has waited hours upon hours for the outcome of this week’s firing.  The phone rings in their celebrity suite and they’re called back into The Boardroom.  Trump is sitting at the Boardroom table and tells them, “The entire other team has been fired – So congratulations, you’re the best of the best – You’re the final 3.” I’m still so pissed off about this. It infuriates me (or “infurryates me” if I’m invoking a Gretchenism from the Real Housewives of Orange County) that he calls this team “the best of the best.” It’s just stupid and insulting to the viewers.


Trump announces that one of the 3 of them are going to be fired right now. After asking Geraldo and Leeza who they want to compete against in the finale (each other) Trump asks Vivica who he should fire. To Vivica’s credit, she actually told Trump that he should keep Leeza over keeping Vivica. She told him that she’s always been honest to him and that she always tries to put her best foot forward. Trump kind of hates that she was that honest – but he says he respects it, too.  Vivica’s fired.

Trump tells the Final 2 that he’s sending them in his private jet to Universal Orlando Resort. In this final task, they will be playing for $250,000. They are tasked with producing a commercial and selling 10 vacation packages to raise money for their charity. After shooting the commercial in Orlando, they will come back and present the commercial at a live, red carpet event.

The commercial will be judged based on creativity, brand messaging and overall presentation. The money they raise from selling the 10 vacation packages will not be the most important factor in determining the winner of this final task but it will be taken into account. Geraldo and Leeza will be getting help from previous contestants.

2 finalists

Leeza and Geraldo agree there will be no drama between them but will try their hardest to take each other down… They both are formidable opponents. Geraldo thinks he’s a tough guy to knock down. I think he underestimates Leeza. Once in Orlando, Leeza and Geraldo meet their teams and get started on their task.

Leeza and Gerlado in front of Universal

Team Leeza

Once in Orlando, Leeza and Geraldo meet their teams. Leeza has Brandi, Johnny, and Kevin on her team. Leeza is so happy to see that her two friends (Brandi and Johnny) are on her team. Leeza asks Kevin, “Can you effectively crush your former colleague, Geraldo?” Kevin immediately responds, “That’s the only reason I’m back.” Kevin has something to prove since he was fired so early on in this competition… Actually, he may be the most formidable of them all, to be honest.

Kevin and Leeza planning

As they’re brainstorming, Leeza decides to go with a “Magic of Memories” kind of a theme and is trying to get Olivia Newton-John to come and sing her song, “Magic” for their commercial. OMG, I honestly love her (Sorry, gratuitous Olivia Newton-John reference). They decide their commercial should position the park as the premier vacation destination that brings families back together again and makes magic happen. Their hook is to feature a Dad who is overly scheduled who learns to relax and unwind. Kevin is the director for the commercial.  The resort representatives tell them to highlight everything the resort has to offer. The team decides to, “Let’s Get Physical” and tours the park to scout for locations to shoot the scenes for the commercial.

Leeza is ecstatic when she receives word that a company called, “LA Rocks” has committed to donate $120,000 for one of the vacation packages. While Kevin and Leeza are busy taking pictures and collaborating on the commercial, Brandi and Johnny decide to wander off to get hot dogs and beer. Leeza and Kevin look around for them but can’t find them. Kevin thinks they may need to get leashes for them. I think they may need to hose Brandi and Johnny off because there’s some serious flirting going on (In my opinion). Brandi and Johnny are just hanging out talking about the best way to microwave a hot dog. I think if I was Lisa I would have wanted to microwave them right about now. But seriously, don’t they all have cell phones? I mean come the heck on…

Leeza finds out that Olivia will be happy to fly across country for her event. Johnny and Brandi leave to go buy props and costumes for the commercial. Leeza and Kevin stay behind to write the script and finalize the shots. While shopping, Brandi decides she wants to go on a roller coaster. Brandi and Johnny return to the war room empty handed whining that the shops didn’t have anything they needed. Fortunately, they had a picture of themselves riding the roller coaster, “Rocket Ride.” In her TH, Leeza says that Brandi and Johnny got off track but that she didn’t have the time to be upset them. Plus – she just didn’t want to be upset at all.

Brandi and Johnny on roller coaster

Kevin is a little concerned because he knows how much work it will be to shoot the commercial. He knows they need all 4 of them to get the job done. Leeza and Kevin go back through all of the pictures and finalize the script. Leeza knows she also has to be working on selling the 10 vacation packages but that Geraldo has proven himself to almost be unstoppable in the fundraising department. Even though Leeza secures another donor of $50,000 she is still a little worried. But, she remembers what her Mother always told her, “Stay in your lane, honey. Don’t look at the other horses – Just run your race.” Leeza knows her commercial is going to have to blow Geraldo’s out of the water.

Leeza's team scouting shots

Team Geraldo

Geraldo finds out that his team consists of Ian, Vivica, and Lorenzo. Since he really butted heads with the 2 guys when they were one the same team before – Geraldo thinks Trump must be playing a joke on him. Actually, Geraldo – You ARE the joke because no one wants to work with you! Geraldo laments at not getting Brandi on his team, who is the only person left in the competition who has never actually worked with Geraldo on a task.  Ian tries to makeup with Geraldo and tells him that it was never personal but that he just considered him to be his strongest competitor. Geraldo grumbles and they do this weird handshake thing. I think Geraldo would rather just do everything himself than to have to work with the two men…lol.

Geraldo's team planning

After some discussion, Geraldo decides he should be Harry Potter in the commercial.  The idea is for the parents to go off and have fun by themselves while their children bravely go off with Harry Potter. Would you trust your child with Geraldo? Wow… lol.  This commercial will certainly feature all things Geraldo and his immense ego – Because that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? Oh wait… Aren’t they supposed to be showcasing something? Hmmm…

When the resort executives come into their war room, Ian astutely asks the perfect question, “What’s one thing you want people to know about Universal’s theme parks?” They want the commercial to reflect how thrilling and exhilarating the parks are – And that you can discover your own inner hero. Ian confirms the executives didn’t give that information to the other team… The executives say the other team didn’t ask them that question.

Geraldo knows he doesn’t have a minute to spare. He knows the fundraising portion of the task is important. He asks Lorenzo how much money he can bring in – and Lorenzo says $25,000. Geraldo tells each member of his team to just sell one of the vacation packages and that he will handle the other 7. Geraldo boasts that his rolodex is fat.

Lorenzo and Vivica go and scout out the locations for the commercial. Geraldo and Ian stay back to work on the script. Geraldo asks Ian if he knows any bands that can come play for them. It’s tough to lock in a superstar entertainer for free. Geraldo tells Ian they may have to end up singing themselves. Please, NO! Lorenzo and Vivica come back and they’ve also purchased some Harry Potter props like a cape, wand, etc. I bet they didn’t take time to eat hot dogs or ride a roller coaster. Lorenzo has the story in his head and he and Vivica write down the shot sequencing for the commercial.

The next day, Geraldo gets to the shoot early and starts directing the camera personnel on the shots they want. Lorenzo shows up and is surprised when Geraldo has the 1st shot set up when he wasn’t even there yet. Lorenzo and Vivica find out that Geraldo has changed all the shots. Vivica is pissed off that all their work went down the drain. Lorenzo does a hilarious imitation of Vivica (with appropriate gestures) in his TH.

They go over to the famous “Universal Globe” to shoot part of the commercial.  They’re all set to shoot – but they’re missing the child actors they’ve hired. The actors are in hair/makeup back in the war room. Geraldo was told a PA was sent to get the kids. Lorenzo tells Geraldo the original plan was to meet the actors back at the war room – and then they would go to the globe. However, no one sent the PA to actually get the kids… Geraldo blows a gasket and is looking for someone to blame.

“From now on, I’m in charge of every shot!” Geraldo snottily says to Lorenzo.

Please note the following viewership statistics have been gleaned from:

CA Viewership

Well, that’s it for this week… After last week’s season high in viewership – This week’s episode had a season low in viewership. People are cranky. Next week is the live finale. O joy, O rapture…lol.. Thanks for reading and until next time… Happy trails!


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272 Responses to Marriage Boot Camp and Jill Zarin on CELEBrations and Celebrity Apprentice

  1. Veena (NMD) says:

    So sorry for the loss of your husband’s nana Starzy. My thoughts and prayers are with your family.

  2. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy Saturday.
    Exit I see you had a great birthday. So glad you got to spend it w/your mom. A nice hot bath, cozy pjs and wine. You deserve it. 🛀 🍷🍷
    JNNTJ I hope you and Kevin had a good night out and didn’t freeze your patootie. 🍻🍻🚬🚬

  3. serenanyc says:

    Brandi tweets this pic from September today!

    • Powell says:


    • Orson says:

      How nice. Let’s rub some salt in Kyle’s wounds for a holiday treat, huh?

    • T-Rex says:

      Hmmm Does this mean that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi and SpaceCadetDrugAddictAlcoholicKim are now a “couple” cause yeah on Valentines Day you normally post pics of your significant or hope to be significant other.. Hmmmm interesting to also note that the JR person looks to be MIA from someone’s life. We all knew he was just her F***k buddy when she was hammered, or he was hammered. Just weird to post that picture on Valentines Day

  4. Laineylainey says:

    Veena, thanks for the boot camp blog/recap. I started watching it but my hubby was in the fam room and was horrified with what little he saw so i changed the channel to find something we both enjoy. We settled on “Silence of the Lambs”. Haha!

    It’s funny how they try to seem shocked about Reid throwing the leg… But what danged SETUP. Horrible actors, the whole lot. Heidi seems highly disturbed to me from what you wrote about her. WHY WHY WHY else wd a young woman stay with someone like Spencer who acts like he doesn’t even like her? He is so dismissive. The older black couple? I like them (sorta). Every single couple there seems “thirsty” as Nene would say “the thirst is real”. Buncha fakers

    • Powell says:

      Hey Miss Lainey. I wasn’t in the mood to watch. Lol you and Mr. Lainey watched Silence of the Lambs. One bloody mess for another. HAAA!! Your husband is too cute. 🙂
      There they go w/that dang leg again. Over the yrs we’ve seen many people on tv w/prosthetic legs and I’m pretty sure none made a spectacle w/their limb. Reid supposedly is mad that Aviva is so into reality tv, her Twitter account and everything she’s obsessed w/connected to it but he throws the leg? Yes horrible acting.
      I think Heidi’s self worth has been beaten down by her delusions of grandeur when The Hills ended. She got all the plastic surgery to have a singing career which Spencer was happy to talk her into to make “them” money cuz all he wanted to do was party and let her work. She was very stupid cuz she thought she was going to be on top. She thought what Lauren Conrad was doing was stupid. It wouldn’t get her anywhere but her ideas were money making. She had as much a chance as Lauren did. Heidi at one time wanted to be an event planner. She worked w/one of the best at the time, in LA. She may have been successful. At the same time she and Lauren both had a clothing line that went to NY Fashion Week. Lauren kept going at it but Heidi didn’t. Heidi didn’t want to work at it when she had all the connections. Well Lauren is wealthy w/clothes, jewelry etc at Kohls and is married. Also Whitney Young the same thing. Heidi doesn’t think she can do any better than Spencer.

      • Spencer has a spell on Heidi, she just lost herself in him….I would get so mad at her for staying with him but she has it bad for him and no amount of reasoning will change her mind.

    • TexasTart says:

      You had me ROTFL at Silence Of The Lambs.

  5. Itsnotreality says:

    I didnt watch any of the shows last night but I just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day everybody💝💝💝💝💝💝!! The kids and I are busy making Valentine picture frames and then later on tonight we all are going out to diner. So no romantic diner for me since all four kids are coming😭😭😭😭.

    • Powell says:

      Happy Valentine’s Day. You and Mr. INR can look across the table at one another w/googley eyes. LOL. 😍 😍

  6. plainviewsue says:

    Veena, I believe Jill didn’t say it was a friend who told Allie. I believe she said it was her ex husband’s wife. Which is even worse. Shame on that woman, but OMG, Jill outing this on national television??? Seriously??? I’m sure Allie gave her the okay after Jill bent her arm back a few times.

    This woman has no soul. How do you tell the tens of viewers who watch this show that your daughter’s father isn’t her biological father and that is one of the reasons you didn’t have a 50th birthday party?

    She will never change. I will admit my mouth flung open when I heard this.

    Oh, and finding out that the friends she thought she had on RHONJ weren’t……………that was all on you honey.

    I hate Jill Zarin.

    • nyc mama says:

      She is so self absorbed she can’t see beyond her own nose. Where was her adoring family for this momentous event?

      Apparently she alienated all her NY friends so all she has left are Stranger and the other fired housewives. Pathetic.

      • Powell says:

        Nicki didn’t get into trouble. She mostly had a couple bad relationships. She’s the only one of her siblings that escaped the courtroom and jails/prison.

        • nyc mama says:

          She is the only one who is relatively normal and now she is marrying a Rothschild. Not too shabby but her brother is in big trouble with the Feds and facing some nice prison time if convicted. Let’s see if they can buy him out of this. The Feds like to make examples of people, unlike the local authorities

          • Powell says:

            yeah. Paris has been engaged many, many times. I don’t recall if her one ex, the heir to a Greek shipping magnate family is wealthier than a Rothschild. Probably not. Those Rothschild’s have long money. I saw a movie done in the 40’s about the first Rothschild.

    • Powell says:

      Just awful.

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      I wonder if she sold Ally’s story out in exchange for getting on the show. Why else would she feel the need to tell it on national TV?
      I agree -much worse if the step-mom told Ally rather than letting mom or dad do it.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      I hate kill Zarin too. She has no soul.

      • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

        Lol autocorrect. You know what I mean.

  7. nyc mama says:

    Stars, my condolences to you and your family on your great loss.

    Jill is still grating to listen to and her sense of self importance hasn’t waned. The chocolate chip cookie bar is hardly original or current.

    I hope she has exhausted all the shows where fired reality stars go to try to stay relevant. Her time has passed.

  8. plainviewsue says:

    OOPS, RHONY!! Also, her bragging about her friends and the billionaires flying in. Where was Kathy Hilton? All there was were ex HW’s. Oh Jill…………………….

    • nyc mama says:

      So Brandi and JZ go to the Hilton’s party. Classy…not, The Hilton’s now have bigger things to worry about than Kim, parties or their D list friends. They need to keep their son out of Federal prison.

    • Powell says:

      I guess Peggy is her billionaire?

  9. not THAT Jill says:

  10. OneMoreInBoston says:


  11. Powell says:

    Geraldo is so stupid. He’s ego is huge! He made changes w/o consensus or discussing it w/the entire group so now that it’s time to shoot the commercial and the actors aren’t there it’s someone else’s fault and not his. I hope Leeza wins.
    So on the finale will Leeza say how upset she really was when she and Kevin couldn’t Johnny and Bobble? Of course Bobble would stop a task to get a beer.

  12. boston02127 says:

    Stars, My condolences to you and your family on your loss.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      So sorry to hear about grandma. Sending prayers for your family.

  13. nyc mama says:

    BH reunion tapes Friday. Get ready for another Brandi meltdown on social media.


  14. boston02127 says:

    Regarding Jill’s party. Who has this type of party? She’s 50 years old and wants a party months after her real b/day. I understand she was depressed on her real b/day but let it go. She’s so desperate for attention.

    I had to laugh when she said “I think I have more friends in LA vs NY” then seeing the group that showed up for her LA party. It was like a Bravo dump party.

    • Powell says:

      Hey Boston. I laughed at more friends in LA than NY too. Wasn’t her tagline “I go around with a terrific group of friends” or something about friends? What happened to those people?

    • nyc mama says:

      Bawby and Allie seem to be her only friends. Pretty small circle.

      I also cringed when she made the remark about Montrey not wearing a cap when driving David.

      She wants to move to LA hoping she will get the attention that she cant get here in NY. She’s probably angry that Bawby’s business is here and she can’t just pack up.

      What happened to her sidekick Brad? Did he run from her too?

    • T-Rex says:

      That was SO weird, I mean I knew Bawby’s whole family cannot stand her, his kids shun her like the plague, but seriously she has lived in NYC for YEARS yet has no friends. Oh, and where were her parents and her sister, I didn’t watch but sounds like they found something else in their lives to do and also not attend! We all know that THELUNATICZarin has been trying like crazy to get someone to hire her for anything, and she is just grasping at straws, ugh. Funny about the fact that they didn’t mention her squeeezemelow’s although those aren’t even her line anyway, it’s owned and run by a manufacturing company, she makes almost NO money off of them, so I guess she can’t be bothered to shill the product any longer, sort of like the non-existent jewelry line, and oh there is that book that is gathering dust in the basement of Zarin Fabrics. At least this show went to show us all again we WE HATE JILL ZARIN!

  15. Powell says:

    NMD I’m sorry you put up the chat blog and no one chatted. It’s definitely Jill Zarin and not our hostest with the mostest. 🙂 We love you. 😘😘😘😘

  16. lila1star says:

    So sorry Stars–prayers for you and your family…. Also–great recap–thank you for making it possible for me to not watch CA. Leeza wins!

  17. boston02127 says:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PARTY INVITATION ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Everyone is invited to my 21st birthday!!!!
    I know that I’m almost 24 but my 21st wasn’t that great.

    RSVP & let me know if you’re a millionaire.
    *Don’t forget to bring many many many gifts!

  18. I did watch the Jill show and I made one comment but I should have said it was from the show. The stylist said something and the assistant said something nasty to her. In the TH the assistant said, “Be careful when you call me, because I will most definitely come.” hahaha!!

    It was typical Jill, I did notice that she looked, shall we say “thick” around the middle and I have to think she said stuff about Squeeeeezeee because it was listed as one of the credits at the end of the show. The tweet NMD posted, that black dress, is a million times better than the dress she wore!!!!! I was checking the crowd at the party and it was mostly “fillers”, maybe 2 of her friends and Patti Stanker, who looked like she just had work done and was still puffy. I do think Jill’s ideas sounded a lot more fun, David said they sounded like a Bat Mitvah….still sounded better!!

    I also can’t believe I watched that marriage show, first time this season, lasted about 3/4s of the way…ugh, I literally couldn’t even……

    I didn’t watch the first hour of CA cuz TT said it was a review so thanks for summing it up Stars.

    For those of you who haven’t been watching Vikings you are missing out!! The new season starts Thursday night. One of the best shows on TV, IPPHO!

    Walking Dead is breaking my heart this season.

  19. Powell says:

    She’s such a gorgeous girl.

    • TexasTart says:

      A very unique look.
      Powell, I found your good morning post in the spam folder! I have no idea why, but I saw that you re-posted the same thing….just so you know that’s where it disappeared to.

      • Powell says:

        Lol TexasTart. I commented then nothing posted. I said to myself maybe I didn’t click post comment. 🙂

  20. TexasTart says:

    I thought it was a bit odd that Brandi and Johnny were goofing off. They sure were enjoying themselves though. I wonder if that tweet JD made complaining about flying commercial had anything to do with their slacker attitude?! Brandi’s outfit was awful. Just had to throw that in.

    • Powell says:

      When Johnny and Ian were on Wendy Williams Johnny said he thought Geraldo would win. Maybe he’s trying to sabotage Leeza?

      • TexasTart says:

        I don’t know, but Johnny and Brandi seemed well with Leeza before…well.and you know, Brandi has claimed her as a it didn’t make sense – unless those that say it’s fixed for Geraldo to win.
        Kenya was asked who she wanted to win and she said Geraldo.
        Can you imagine how much bigger that would make his ego? 🙄

    • Tarts you and me on the same wavelength again 〰〰〰〰〰

      — Brandi’s outfit — from the moment she’s shown in the boardroom —-
      EEEEEEEK 🙀🙀🙀🙀

      What was she shopping at Justice for Girls or something???
      Even the white odd mule/ shoes — yuck!

      • TexasTart says:

        Justice!!! 😆 good catch, lol! Her butt looked flat as a pancake in those shorts, which is more evidence she doesn’t ever look at her backside, just like that janky hair!

  21. Orson says:

    Stars, my condolences to you and Mr 99.

    Re: CA… So, the final 2 are Leeza and Geraldo? Boy, I never saw that coming. Who’d imagine that? 😉

  22. TexasTart says:

    Stars! Thanks for the recap and the bonus recap of the best of episode. I didn’t catch that one. I like that you proved the sharing of winnings DID happen before. Well, I guess they proved that all on their own, lol. The nearly 2 million viewers lost is significant! I wonder how much these three elements played a role in that? 1) mass firing 2) both RH out 3) Geraldo in the finale.

    Condolences to you and Mr. Stars. 🙏

  23. TexasTart says:

    I figured it out! JillZ leaked the Bobby is not really Ally’s Dad so it could cause a marital rift and they can now appear on Marriage Boot Camp! 🙄

  24. Exit4 says:

    I’ve seen a couple of these David celeb shows and they all follow the same formula. Call David. Be difficult. Assistants screw up and argue. Person having the party hates everything. David gets mad. They argue. Person having the party shares life issue that’s effecting them. David understands. He works harder. Person having the party still hates everything and is stressed. Party happens. Cue the Lego movie song: everything is awesome. The end!

    • TexasTart says:

      Did you have a pretty good birthday? How wonderful your Mom came to visit. So tell me, does Mr. Exit parlay your birthday gift into a Valentines gift….is it a crossover event?!

      • Exit4 says:

        I did have a good birthday! I always tell Mr. Exit that my birthday and valentines are 2 seperate holidays! Don’t try to double gift me! Lol. I got a gift card from my salon for my birthday. We don’t do lot with each other gift wise, unless it’s a milestone.

        We really don’t do much for Valentine’s Day either! I swear we aren’t boring! We sent the kids to my MILs for the night and are going to dinner. Nothing fancy. Then we’ll hang out and have drinks. Maybe he’ll get lucky. 😉Lol!

  25. TexasTart says:

  26. Black Brar with a white beaded dress.

    Whatevs Jill

  27. Cityside says:

    I (Still)HJZ – that’s for you Lynn
    STFU Brandi – that’s for you Nancy

    OK we can go on……..

  28. Cityside says:

    Oh oh oh. I forgot to ask youse guys. Do you find it interesting that Brandi is pinking it all the time? I think she is trying to be LVP ha ha ha ha

  29. Stars- condolences and hugs to you & your fam.

    I didn’t watch JZ yet — tutera’s crazy personal life / baby story should make its own reality show 😁😁…
    But I glanced at the comment – something about Ally and her bio dad ? 😳😳
    I’ll make a point to watch soon. This is outrageous!

    ps——> if anyone wants to have DENTAL NIGHTMARES for life, watch the Americans!!!!!! Best show ever. My head’s about to explode. 💥
    Pulling teeth never hurt me and I have no issues but I know many do. AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH! 🙈🙉

  30. VV™ says:

    Is she wearing a wedding ring?

  31. VV™ says:

    Kyle’s new dog. Cute…….(VV™ clears throat)

  32. TexasTart says:


  33. TexasTart says:

    • VV™ says:

      I find interesting Lisa didn’t tweet that she was with the countess last night.

      • TexasTart says:

        They have not played off one another (cross promote) as I would have expected considering they’re both pushing a line and both on (whatchcallit shopping channel). Lisa was on that channel tonight and Luann tommorrow (I think).

        • VV™ says:

          LuAnn tweeted that she needed a drink (she used hashtag) right after she got to the event that she and Lisa were filming to promote their products. Later that evening she tweeted a pic of her and Lisa.
          Not sure why she deleted her #needadrink tweet. 😕

      • Yup. Says it all.

        Does 👑hang with Cat Om—- from RHODC – a fellow Brit ? 🇬🇧

  34. TexasTart says:

    I giggle every time she says Holla. I can’t help it! 😀

  35. nyc mama says:

    Watched the first look. Yet again Brando and Yo are exercising (IMO Yo is one of the top 3 most boring housewives) and Brandi “isnt drinking”. Just taking Xanax. But she doesn’t have a substance problem right?

    Kyle needs to grow up and get real help dealing with her sister. She seems to ignore everyone’s advice and continue to whine how unfair Kim is. She is dealing with a darn addict.

    • boston02127 says:

      There are meetings that I think are affiliated with AA. They are for people who deal with the addicts & drunks. I can’t think of the name of the meeting. They are well known thou. Kyle should be attending those meetings.

  36. VV™ says:

    No ring on the left hand.

  37. VV™ says:

    If there is a season 4, Kristen does not have to work at SUR to come back. Her boyfriend is a cast member. People insist she’s back working at SUR. She’s there when James DJs. He is currently doing that twice a week at SUR.

    • Exit4 says:

      Ive only seen a few eps, but I’m going to guess at this point-they have enough drama to make it about people who just happen to work at SUR or don’t. It doesn’t have to be about the restaurant.

    • T-Rex says:

      For the record James is NOT an employee of SUR, he is a DJ that they hire on the weekends and is an outside contractor. KrazyKristenNExtStarofSnapped has been flaunting the fact on twatter that she is at SUR when James is working to show she isn’t really “banned” from the place. NO WAY that she is working back at SUR, VPR may be a show but SUR is an actual business and she is a horrible employee. My spies said that she is NOT welcome back for Season 4 of VPR and that James is NOT a regular cast member but on the show because he was dating KrazyKristenNextStarofSnapped. We shall see if VPR brings her back.

      • VV™ says:

        i think it was either Scheana or Kristen say he works still as a bus boy (very little) and started to do DJ twice a week at SUR. Kristen has been very clear about not working at SUR. Somehow, Lisa gets constantly asked if she’s back.
        Peter Madrigal on a Podcast said Kristen was a well liked employees by the customers and one of the reasons they she stayed working there that long.
        James has a recurring cast member this season much like Ariana and Tom had seasons prior. You are correct in that. My point was that Kristen as his current girlfriend can be featured on the show without working at SUR. Lisa has said on Podcast, she’s good TV ( she said that before she got fired).

        • VV™ says:

          *I also heard on Podcast about James still working very minimal at SUR as busboy. It was either Scheana or Kristen.

  38. Orson says:

    Is it possible that some HW’s preference for necklaces that resemble hub-caps is because of some feature on her neck she wants to distract attention from or hide? That’s why the Beaver’s mom, June, wore a pearl choker around the house.

  39. not THAT Jill says:

  40. VV™ says:

    Oh, Stassi you try so hard to be some one you’re not. There is too much evidence. You are just like your cast mates. Your head got too big after S1 and you started treating everybody badly. You though yourself the star of the show. It came back to bite you. In real life you’re playing another “role” for your boyfriend, it will come back to bite you.

    • VV™ says:

      In her defense, Jax and Kristen deserced it. The rest, not at all. If you haven’t followed the show from the beginning; read cast blogs, watched video blogs and followed regular media. Your opinion might be different. Stassi is well aware of this on S3 and is trying to clean up her image. Perhaps, that is the only reason she came back on the show for one last season. He’s pulling a Camille.

      • Veena (NMD) says:

        I have no issue with Stassi liking or disliking who she wants to, but I loath people that try to freeze people out by turning everyone against them – like JZ did on NY.

        • VV™ says:

          Nastassia (her real name) has always done that. This season she’s acting like this mature woman that she’s not. It’s so fake and palpable to me as evidenced by her treatment of her best friend Katie amongs other things. I still think she’s trying to clean up her image as Camille did on S2. She thinks she has the adult boyfriend and is trying to act the part. In the end, it’s an act. IMO.

  41. VV™ says:

    BTW, the restaurant that Scheana fell and got her tooth knocked out and some chipped was SUR. Didn’t I post the interview here a long time ago? If I remember correctly, it happened during non filming.

  42. serenanyc says:

    Upcoming BH episode descriptions!

    E14: Eileen organizes a table read for her husband’s latest Hollywood script. Kim and Kyle act like everything is okay between them, but after the read, emotions run high, leaving everyone wondering what lies ahead for Kim. Brandi agrees to a 21 day cleanse of no alcohol, but attending Lisa Vanderpump’s surprise birthday party may have her second guessing her decision to stay sober.

    E15: The ladies come together for Yolanda’s scavenger hunt around Beverly Hills and are forced to put aside their differences and work together as teams. Embarking on a group trip to Amsterdam, Kim confronts Lisa Rinna over talking behind her back.

    E16: In Amsterdam, Kyle flees an explosive argument between Lisa R and Kim at dinner; the women enjoy space cakes; Brandi blows up at Kyle and Eileen.

  43. serenanyc says:

    Am I the only one who feels like Yolanda is out of the mix with the other ladies this season? She hasn’t been to many events at all.

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      Either she’s lucky or she knew that it wasn’t worth her energy to attend the Richard Sister Fight scenes which have dominated the last few episodes. #nowinnersthere

    • VV™ says:

      I think she has been very consistent appearing this season.

      She went horseback riding with Kim, met with Lisa at Villa Blanca, ate with Bella in Malibu, was with Kyle in Spain, she went to Kyles BBQ, Brandi’s housewarming party, she went to PUMP for Lisa dress charity event, she was at the wine throwing dinner, she had a dinner party at her house with Baby Face, she was at jewelry party at Lisa Rinna. This is not including the family scenes with daughters in NY and David.

      • Cityside says:

        Wow, VV.seeing it written down makes me think she is not as strong a cast member as I thought. I did not remember her at over half of the times you cited until seeing it. I am still mad about the BabyFace ring statement I sure wish Yo would have used her influence (i.e., mothering – that we all know will backfire anyway) to explain how so very rude that comment was AND on camera. That ring could have been a family heirloom or the most beautiful ring the BRIDE has ever seen and wanted just that special one. So in honor once again of Nancy. STFU Brandi


    • nyc mama says:

      I gave my opinion of Yolanda above. She’s been to a decent amount of events I just find her boring and she could use a dose of humbleness She brings little to the show except name dropping. Yawn

    • Cityside says:

      If she was willing (?) or able to attend she might have a different, more outraged, opinion of Brandi’s behavior.

  44. VV™ says:

    Is this a diamond ring Kim is wearing? Again, tiny screen can’t see clearly.

    • California35 says:

      It looks like it, I think she has lots of jewelry. Gifts from rish husbands (and family and friends). I assume this is just an old ring.

    • Is that her old nose…??

      • California35 says:

        Hahaha. Are you thinking this is an old picture?

      • VV™ says:

        It’s her new nose. She went on a fishing trip recently. Who wears jewelry like that on a boat…when going fishing.
        Yes, she was married to a millionaire (Monty Brinson) and a billionaire (Gregg Davis). I’m sure she got nice jewelry from them. If she was broke like Kyle claims, she may have sold some.

        • California35 says:

          That is what i have thought about, she wears plenty of jewelry. Their mom’s, their own, kim wears pears and diamonds on the special ocasions and the talking heads. Unlike Kyle who wears good jewlry, but also the chick kind of jewlry.

        • Exit4 says:

          I had to laugh when I read this-where I live at the shore-a lot of the women come to the beach in all their jewelry! It’s nuts. So women who would wear that on a boat are Kim and a bunch of ladies from the jersey shore! lol

          • California35 says:


          • VV™ says:

            Yes, Exit. Except Kim is very plain. She’s not the flashy type. I can totally see some people flashing their jewelry for the world to see. Why is she wearing THAT ring on that boat? She was fishing! Again, find it odd. If you look at all the pics after the trip, she doesn’t have that ring on. Even at a big screen showing of her movie, her hands are jewelry less.

  45. VV™ says:

    Did she really have to reply?

  46. VV™ says:

    The person that tweets for Yolanda tweeted.

  47. TexasTart says:

  48. TexasTart says:

  49. VV ⚠️🚨——> that pic of the beautiful gorgeous vision that is Stassi – with the melons and such – is that guy in the pic the super famous porn star ???!😳

    Wow stassi, grasssssssping 👐

  50. Powell says:

    Are y’all believing this? 😏

  51. VV:

    I have really good eyes. 🔦🔎🔎👀👏
    He’s like one of the top male porn stars and tried to go “legit” – and did a movie with Lindsay Lohan about 2-3 yrs ago.

  52. Powell says:

    SNL is hilarious.
    I see Blood Sweat and heels is back in March. The former model chick is cuckoo.

  53. Wut?

    Phaedra’s Mr. Chocolate is actually a woman according to NeNe named Whyte Chocolate?


    I see.

  54. not THAT Jill says:

    • VV™ says:

      When was Lisa talking about her? What is she talking about? If she’s talking about last week’s episode the cast is supposed to coment on the episode. Is she trying to create drama before reunion. I want Brandi gone GONE from RHOBH. She does not belong on the show.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        Lisa did an interview on some carpet-that’s what Brandi is talking about-not just the blog

        • VV™ says:

          The same interview where Kyle surprises Lisa from behind? If yes, that was a few days ago and Lisa was asked about BG and the show.

          • not THAT Jill says:

            I realize Lisa was asked about the show-I was only saying that Lisa did mention Brandi in an interview.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Was it in real time? Jk,jk,jk

            • VV™ says:

              Why is BG mad about that? She needs to G to the O!
              Reunion is taping next Friday. I think she wants to create drama before reunion.

              • Orson says:

                Maybe she’s warming up for a Teresa Guidice “Poor Me Against The World” approach at this upcoming reunion.

                So far, here’s what I’ve come up with to wonder about on the reunion:
                1. Will Yolo attend?
                B. If Yolo attends, how strongly will she defend Bobble’s actions?
                iii; How many times will Kyle cry (or appear to cry)?
                4th. Besides Kyle, what HW will Kim attack and for what imagined slight?
                0101. How long will Kim have been hospitalized in her reunion story?

                Kyle crying and imagined slights would probably be fodder for a drinking game. Maybe we should stock up on Pandy’s sangria for that.

                • TexasTart says:

                  Very good questions – that would make a good contest. I’d bet you have enough money in the cussin’ jar for some prizes!

                • LaineyLainey says:

                  I do love your ordinals, Orson. How many times will Kyle say “How did this get turned around, and now I’m seen as the bad guy!!?” Really, Kyle? LOL. SEASON 1, baby. It happened season 1, Kyliepooh!

    • T-Rex says:

      She’s a MORON yet again, the question was directed at TheRoyalVPump at THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi, it was initiated by her! Secondly, you MORON you bring up TheRoyalVpump in tons of interviews and twats, I would bet the count is about 100 to one, so let’s put that in persepctive, you are the JealousBitch NOT TheRoyalVpump, she could give “two royal shits about you”, you are some random whore she has to work with on a Reality show, nothing more, you are not even fit enough to shine her shoes! Be GONE please!

  55. ladebra says:

    Homecoming Queen! (Taking the highschool mentality to the finish) STFU Brandi.

  56. VV™ says:


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  58. LaineyLainey says:

    • TexasTart says:

      Interesting that, just like a queen, she got a police escort when arriving…wow.

      • T-Rex says:

        Aaaaaah so this explains the Mini Melt down last night by THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi! Bwahahahahaha SUCK IT LOSER!

  59. not THAT Jill says:

    • TexasTart says:

      Why respond to a parody account?! She’s so dumb!!!

      • not THAT Jill says:

        I think it’s hysterical that she added “AND I have a date”…as if that validates her somehow…so strange!!

        • T-Rex says:

          She is so stupid because it makes her sound even worse, because we all know she is hooking up with some random dude she barely even knows, now that JR is done screwing her and wants a real girlfriend not just a f**k buddy.

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