Brandi Glanville’s PR Person Exposed? by Veena
And Like with Everything to do with Brandi, it’s turned into a Hot Mess!
NOTE: We’ve received a comment from nightingalicing:
“Rubbish. Every word is based on assumptions, innuendo, and gossip.
I am nightingalicing and I do not work for Brandi, nor do I, or have I ever had access to her Twitter. I do however know a guest that was on a podcast and was asked to forward info to a friend of a friend. Your blog is irresponsible conjecture. I have never watched reality TV and only watch clips of RHOBH. You are FAR off the mark. Next time fact check and interview the actual people of which you are writing.”
I find this blog defamatory and formally request you remove it and am in the process of writing wordpress.
Response from Veena: Sure – I’ll honor your request and remove it.
Real Housewives of Atlanta – “Interventio” by RamonaCoaster
Peter is producing an awards dinner, the Salute to Excellence. Cynthia lets us know that he started producing some events that led to the Source Awards. But since Peter isn’t a housewife, it doesn’t matter. Cynthia continues that she isn’t proud of how she delivered the message but she is glad she sent it. Cynthia is making an excuse that she is getting back at Phaedra for calling Kenya a whore. Really Cynthia? That’s the game plan Kenya explained to you? Did she promise to be your best friend if you went through with it? I hope you made her sign a contract.
Phaedra and Porsha are having lunch together talking about the bomb Cynthia dropped. They can’t believe Cynthia made accusations and spread the gossip and she is a “bloopity, bloop-bloop,” (I tried to figure out what curse word she called Cynthia by rewinding several times but still came up with squat). They think Cynthia and Peter should take care of their lawsuits and delinquent bills than mess with their business. Porsha for good measure says Peter cheats around on Cynthia. They discuss Kandi being slow to defend Phaedra and come out of the restaurant to support Phaedra. They think since Todd is friends with Apollo that Kandi may be affected by what Todd and Apollo talk about.
Both groups talk about all the Africans in Atlanta and how it is Coming to America 2.
Porsha thinks she must have Ebola because she is sick. Now coming from Porsha, I don’t know if she really thinks she has Ebola or is she making a hyperbole (I thank Brandi’s blog writer for refreshing that vocabulary word). They compare Ebola patients from Texas and Atlanta like sport teams saying the one from Texas is not doing as well as the one from Atlanta.
Kandi and Todd go to the same therapist that Porsha and Kordell went to but they are not blaming her for their divorce. They had been married six months and Todd has been gone working on projects. When Todd comes back from working, he is stressed out from dealing with Kandi’s mom and the other people in Kandi’s life. Todd says the problems came after the prenuptial agreement. Kandi gave him an ultimatum before the wedding, sign it or no wedding, just a really expensive party. Todd realizes from that experience that Kandi will not compromise and will always want everything her way. They both try to get the therapist on their side. Kandi has suspicions that Todd is cheating because he is not as hot and heavy with her. Todd isn’t answering the cheating question. The therapist gives them homework to write a pro and con list about their marriage. No one seems excited about their assignment.
Kenya, Claudia, Demetria and Kandi show up for Peter’s event and walk the step and repeat. I almost forgot the Roger Bobb chick is on this show. Claudia is betting that Kandi is getting pregnant tonight. Todd tells Peter that Apollo showed the text messages from Mr. Chocolate to both Todd and Kandi. Kandi does bring up that Cynthia and Phaedra weren’t at odds with each other when Cynthia dropped the bomb on her. Cynthia then brings up that Phaedra is friends with Nene and now Kenya is friends with Cynthia. I guess Cynthia is setting the ground rules for Team Kenya versus Team Nene. Kandi tells Kenya that she did not know about Phaedra’s affair. Kandi is trying to play it neutral. I think she genuinely likes some people and not choosing a side openly is putting her in a bad place with Phaedra.
At the awards, Kandi is asked to receive a Salute to Excellence award and she gives prop to Peter for setting up the event. How do these people set up events and be broke at the same time?
Nene is in her ramen noodle wig meeting with her psychologist. Nene tells him Greg’s kids are still working on their relationship. She talks about her “friends” and their situation. She talks about how close she was with Cynthia. She wants her shrink to talk to her friends to mediate the issues between them. The shrink warns her that he needs to be fair and he will call her out if he needs to. Nene thinks that is fair.
Cynthia asks Phaedra for a meeting because she wants her to know that she is not in her business. Uhm, you made it known she was sleeping with a man named Mr. Chocolate. That means you’re in her business. Cynthia starts out sounding really nervous. She uses the word conversation too many times. Yes they are here for a real conversation that’s why you invited her. Cynthia wants to make sure she didn’t have any malicious intent towards her. Phaedra sets her straight that Cynthia told her friend Kenya that Phaedra is sleeping around without fact-checking. Cynthia tells Phaedra that she doesn’t fact-check. No one does. Cynthia is taking the crusade to erase Kenya’s whore label. Why don’t you just tell her “I don’t think any woman should be called a whore or slut?” Because that sounds better for a storyline than by saying Kenya is my new best friend and I’ll defend her to the death. Let Kenya fight Kenya’s battles. Phaedra gets up to leave because she is feeling attacked again. I don’t blame her.
Claudia is having a pedicure with Demetria and talking about her ugly feet again.
Since Kandi doesn’t have A Mother’s Love to promote, she is promoting her other businesses, clothing & sex toys. She is at Tag, her clothing store. Joyce comes in to tell her she likes the old house better. I hope Joyce’s boyfriend fixed it. Joyce complains that Kandi has changed and doesn’t come around the family since she married Todd. Now it’s time for the shaky Kandi crying voice. She thinks Joyce always finds fault with her. Kandi tells her she has so many things to be worried about. Joyce gives Kandi the key and the remote. Joyce says she is going to work on her issues.
Nene sets up the meeting with the rest of the ladies at a Mexican restaurant to ask if they want to meet with Nene’s shrink. It’s a good thing the restaurant looks empty in case someone starts a fight. Nene announces that she didn’t invite Phaedra and Kenya to this meeting and they all look shocked. Nene explains that they had a huge fight the last time and feelings were high. She still is going to invite both of them to the counseling session. Nene points out that none of them including her have acted like grown women and Cynthia wants to pick an argument to make sure she gets a peach next season. I’m amazed that Nene had a cap on her temper. Kandi doesn’t want to go because she gets along with everyone and she is already going to counseling with her husband. Claudia wanted to know why Nene acted badly toward her in Puerto Rico. Cynthia finally realizes that all their issues will be brought up at the counseling session and not at the Mexican restaurant. Nene gets an agreement from everyone except Kandi. Kandi is wondering why people think there are issues with Kandi and Phaedra. Claudia and Demetria leave the table so they can talk. Kandi thinks Phaedra has a problem with her because she thinks Apollo should see the kids in prison. Porsha lets out to the audience and somewhat to Kandi, that Phaedra is mad at Kandi because Phaedra thinks Kandi is siding with Apollo.
Brandi Podcast by Kit9
Guests: Shaunie O’Neal, Basketball Wives producer and producer Stella B
They are single mothers. Stella and Shaunie are good friends. They talk co-parenting with ex husbands and living are in their cars to keep up with their kids busy lives. Shaunie keeps a change of clothes in her car. They talk Basketball Wives and its success for two seconds. It’s going into its 6th season and has expanded to two cities. Shaunie has a parenting book coming out soon and they have a podcast together, Mommy Moguls.
The owner of Podcast 1, Norm, has his own plane. He’s given Brandi Lakers tickets and Shaunie and Stella, who have their own new show on Podcast 1, are jealous. Brandi dated a man w/a plane once. She wasn’t physically attracted to him but she was in love with…his plane. He was old and and cheated on her.
Stella used to hang out with Chelsea Handler and says she used to carry a flask. She calls Chelsea a drunk and Brandi says she hates that word. She prefers the term, “drinker”.
They talk raising boys and being so difficult to control. They discuss how smart and manipulative kids can be. Brandi told her youngest to sit down in the cart at the grocery store and he said, “Don’t beat me!”(lol). Stella once was smacking her daughter with her jacket in public and someone pulled over-apparently to tell her to stop. That didn’t go well. For the someone.
Brandi says she hates Calabasas and calls it “fucking hell” and says it’s where people go to die. Shaunie just moved there and she loves it although all she keeps meeting, men wise, are retired rappers-no doctors or lawyers.
Brandi has a female gynecologist who she thinks is a lesbian. Brandi mentions she just made an appointment with her that morning. The women wonder why Brandi would go to need see her Dr. since she’s not pregnant and Brandi, apparently not wanting the world to know why, mouths the answer to the women.
Well, the ladies crack up and bust her so she admits she’s made an appointment to get the morning after pill. Brandi didn’t want to mention it because, she says, the MAP is controversial and people get really pissed about it. “I don’t use it as contraception but sometimes there’s, you know, a mistake”, Brandi explains.
Brandi’s used the MAP before. “Really?”, asks one of the women, sounding shocked. Stella says she couldn’t believe when she was recently at a pharmacy that they keep the MAP right behind the counter for everyone to see. Stella says she’s never taken the MAP. Brandi says a lot of people use them and Shaunie asks, “but why?”. Because people have sex, Brandi says.
Stella recently talked to guy who was waiting for a woman’s “papers” giving him her STD testing history. This shocked and intrigued her so she started investigating and learned of a billionaire who actually sends a nurse ahead of any sexual encounter to gather a woman’s blood to make sure she is clean. Brandi says they did that in Europe a lot when she was living there years ago.
The women describe their podcast, Mommy Moguls, as “anti Housewives” and is about female empowerment and single working mothers who work for each other not with each other. She hopes to have Brandi on and is a big fan. Brandi is her favorite character on the RHOBH.
She applauds Brandi for being a single mother and says STFU to all the women who have husbands to help them. “Like Kyle has a husband and is pampered”. Brandi doesn’t have a husband, she says, and is doing it on her own and she’s amazing (yeah, no, no she’s not, on both counts).
Brandi says they don’t need husbands. Stella (I think) loves men but she doesn’t need them. She says women need to support other women, while Shaunie thinks it’s hard because sometimes women dislike you for no reason. “Because, you’re tall, you’re attractive…it takes so much energy to just not like you because you’re a cute girl who walked in the room”.
Brandi says, “when I see a girl who doesn’t, like, have any pretty friends, I think..you’re a hater” (no matter how many times she barfs this up, it doesn’t get any less jaw droppingly stupid). “All my friends are gorgeous, all ex models”.
Stella says she knows a lot of Hollywood stars who won’t hire female assistants. She says she always hires female assistants because women have to build each other up. “The fact you can’t have a pretty girl around? How insecure are you?”
But, hold up! Because, the pro pretty/go girl brigade then does a complete 180 and all agree they’d NEVER, not EVER hire a hot nanny (WTF?! What about all the empowerment, lift each other up crap you all just spouted?!!!!)
Brandi talks about being on a vacay with the old billionaire she was banging for his plane and Cindy Crawford was with them. She had a beautiful young nanny with her and Brandi asked Cindy if she was worried about having her around. No, Cindy said, and noted that she has to look at her, too.
But, Brandi concedes that men will “put it anywhere, they don’t care”. “It’s a hole!”, Shaunie says. They cite Arnold Schwarzenegger as an example. Then Stella imitates a Mexican accented nanny fawning over Arnold..telling him how handsome he is and…”Maria, maybe she don’t LOBE (yes, lobe) you!” Fits of laughter follow by all.
Stella is separated from her husband and they’re divorcing but they are still business partners and good friends. She doesn’t think she should have ever gotten married. Shaunie doesn’t think she’ll get married again. She doesn’t think it’s necessary.
She talks the problems of her marriage and dealing with step kids. And how she lost herself in her marriage. Brandi chimes in to agree and says she was the woman behind the man, cooking all the meals and taking care of the kids (um, yeah, no. Brandi just, two seconds before, during the Arnold comments, reminded us she had a nanny when she was married).
Stella says you have one life and if you’re not happy in your marriage, you should get out. Brandi wasn’t unhappy in her marriage but says that she had no idea who she was when her marriage fell apart.
Stella talks about setting examples for their children about how to treat women. Talk turns to mistresses and how men go to them to escape the pressures of their marriages while having their egos and other things stroked.
And who do the women supporting women, female empowerment group, blame for the cheating? The mistresses, of course! All declaring the mistresses “the problem”. “Girls, stop fucking spreading your legs!”, says Brandi. “I feel we are our own worst enemy”(oh, don’t sell yourself short Brandi, you’re everyone’s enemy).
Happy Birthday Majnon