Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “The Slap” / Shahs of Sunset “He Tried to Shag Me”

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“Amster-Damn Slap” – S5E17

by Stars99

Note: The last couple of episodes have been filled with quotable quotes and several “I Kid You Not” moments that have been way too numerous to organize separately as I usually do. Hopefully, once everyone starts to act civilly towards each other again we can return to the other kind of format…lol. But I’m not holding my breath – I suggest that you don’t either. Please remember there’s lots of cussin’ and some adult things said – So read at your own risk. Oh, and I kind of threw around words like “rubbish” and “assumptions, innuendo, and gossip.”  I just couldn’t help myself for some reason. But it could all just be irresponsible conjecture on my part. Holla!

dahling

Remember Last Week…

A real glass was thrown… Yo’s old flame was unknown… And they all got stoned.

This Week…

Let’s get on with the rubbish, shall we? Please let me know if my irresponsible conjecture is too loud for you, mmkay? It’s morning and Kim and Brandi are wide awake, dressed and ready for the day. However, they are the only two waiting in the lobby for the others. Color me oh so surprised that people aren’t eager to hang out with the two of them. Kim is bellyaching about how she only has been getting 4 or 5 hours sleep per night for the last couple of nights and that she needs 9 hours for at least one night. Puhleeze. Now I know different people need different amounts sleep in order to function – but I know PLENTY of people who would kill to get 4 or 5 hours of sleep in a row at night. And seriously, I don’t know many adults who consistently get 9 hours… I mean that concept is so far out of my reality it’s positively laughable. Ha!

Lisa V walks into the lobby with Lisa R close on her vanderpumps and Kim welcomes Lisa V with, “What’s up, Stoner?” Cuz, you know, last episode, Lisa V was the first one to eat a piece of “space cake.” Yet we also remember that everyone except Kyle and maybe Yolanda seemed to also join on the feast of one piece split between the whole group. The magnificent beauty of this scene is that without even knowing it – Lisa V rubs salt in Kim’s sleepy wound by saying that even though she only had one bite of the “space cake” that she slept soundly for 7 hours… and Lisa R jumped on the sleepy bandwagon and said she slept for 8 hours. I think I prolly shouldn’t have laughed so hard at that… but I did.

Lisa R asked if Brandi and Kim if they would prefer to go shopping and sightseeing by themselves? Oh no… of COURSE not… They will go with the group. Eileen walks into the lobby and directly into the Twilight Zone and finds out everyone is going shopping and pretending and acting like nothing went on the night before. And because Eileen’s normal – She wonders how that is even possible? And THIS is coming from the only actress currently working on a soap opera…lol. Eileen says it’s like she walked into an insane asylum with all these women… but they all have really nice shoes and purses.

Eileen turns down their rubbish offer for her to go shopping with the rest of them and says that instead she will stay and go with Kyle and Yolanda. Whew, I think Eileen dodged a bullet on that one – but then that would be pure irresponsible conjecture on my part.

In Yolanda’s hotel room, Yo explains to Kyle that she woke up feeling bummed out about what happened the day before. Yolanda’s body continues its battle against Lyme disease and I can’t even imagine having to deal with that AND with certain people’s wackadoo behavior. I mean, Yolanda describes her brain as generally being fuzzy at this point – and it just must be hard to separate out this groups’ wackadoodleness from an already fuzzy state of brain. Yolanda is recognizing that she can’t keep up with everyone like she used to and is wisely going to take a day to just rest. This is her new normal. I also think she just doesn’t want to be seen with any of them in the daylight. I can’t say that I blame her. Yolanda starts lecturing Kyle about how she needs to take responsibility for her situation with Kim. I don’t agree with that at all. It would be nice to see Kim take responsibility for something… Anything… Anything at all…

Kyle joins Eileen who has been waiting in the lobby and tells her that Yo woke up not feeling well. Plus, Kyle explains, Yo feels like she’s being pulled in two different directions. Eileen thinks it’s a sign that Yo is mentally very stable because she’s chosen to stay away from all the nuttiness. We all know Yo limits her nuts to one nut per meal – Or perhaps that’s just almonds….

Eileen and Kyle go to a museum. They have fun. Go figure!

Eileen and Kyle

Lisa V tells us that she is looking for a little wooden shoe with a 6 inch heel.  If it exists – I bet she’ll find it… Lisa R says, “I like to sightsee, I like to go to museums… See the windmills and the tulips, and the canals – All of it – But I REALLY like to shop.” And she really doesn’t want to rehash what went on the night before. It seems she’s all for sweeping it under a very lumpy rug. But on the good news side of things, she found the brightest neon green rubber boot you’ve ever seen in your lives…

Our foursome of shoppers make their way into a store that looks like a “Fredericks of Amsterdam” – It’s a slutty lingerie shop with adult toys and other ummmm stuff… Hanging on the wall was an assortment of pasties (with tassels) and they pick out who should wear each one… Brandi finds some cheeky (or I should say, “cheekless”) panties. Lisa V takes one look at them and says, “Oh god, no – What’s the point of that?”

Brandi cheeks

They find a table of dildos and vibrators… And in a stunning turnaround from the brutal argument just the night before between the two of them – Kim holds one up right against Lisa R’s chest and throat and says, “This one you can get an orgasm while I clean your tonsils.” Wow… Okay, okay, okay – I know they’re just goofing off – and I’m sure I would say very inappropriate things in a store like that – but my neck really hurts from the severe whiplash I suffered from this abrupt turnaround of attitude… But perhaps someone has a pill I can take for the pain… You know – Allegedly and stuff. Wait, was that an innuendo based on gossip? Nope… And I have the footage to prove it.

Eileen and Kyle feel like they’re on the outside of the group now. They talk about how it’s fine that Lisa R and Kim have made up – But that the two of them were also caught in the crossfire of last night’s brutal argument. Kyle asks Eileen to tell her honestly if she thinks Kyle did something wrong to her sister. Eileen tells her that Kim is just mad at Kyle because Kyle didn’t defend her. Kyle clues in Eileen that Yolanda was the one who had asked Kim to make up with Lisa R – but that nothing was said about making up with the rest of them.

Later in the day, Lisa R and Eileen sit down together because you know – Unlike the rest of them – They’re actually friends. They start to talk about their experiences of the day. Eileen says that she’s been in shock for the last day and a half. Lisa R clarified, “After what happened with me?” Eileen explains, “Well, with us.” This seems to take Lisa R a bit by surprise. Eileen expounds by saying that while Lisa R may now be somehow okay with Kim that neither she nor Kyle have had any resolution with Kim.

Lisa R starts to explain how they’re not really okay – But that it’s not like she ever has to hang out with her or call her… Eileen quickly points out that Lisa R hung out with Kim that very day. Lisa R tries to describe the situation – She says that it’s like Kim knows it’s not okay and she knows it’s not okay… Eileen interrupts her train of thought and says that Kim doesn’t know it’s not okay because Eileen hasn’t heard a peep from Kim about it.  Lisa R wants Eileen to say something directly to Kim. Eileen is very confused. Unfortunately, Eileen launches into the old and tired “Real Housewife” syndrome about how she had Lisa R’s back but she doesn’t feel like Lisa R had her back.

Truer words have never been spoken when Lisa R says, “You can’t talk to someone who isn’t completely rational.” Lisa R explains that she is in survival mode and that she’s tortured on the inside. Eileen was confused because from the outside it looked like to her that Lisa R was completely okay with everything. Lisa R hopes she isn’t coming across as being insensitive. Eileen says, “The behavior was heinous… And to just say now we’re going to move on because I don’t want to ruffle anymore feathers is a fucking bunch of BS.”

Eiileen double ok

Yolanda has arranged for them all to go on a lovely sunset dinner cruise to explore the canals. As all the women are seated around one small table waiting for dinner, Yolanda says that she heard that everyone had a wonderful day – And she prompts them to say if it was fun or not. I think Yo just wants everyone to fall in love with Amsterdam like she has. Now, I don’t know if it was just weird editing or what – but everyone acted all wonky and awkwardly silent about the question. However, during the day, everyone seemed to having a fun time – at least it did to me. Perhaps they were just nervous because they knew the alcohol was soon gonna flow… And that one or more of them could easily wind up in a canal before the evening was over.

Brandi and YO

When Kyle sat down next to them, Lisa R explains to her about her decision to go shopping rather than go to the museum with Kyle and Eileen. She tells Kyle she needed a diversion. It seemed to me like Lisa R was explaining why at the last minute she switched teams and went shopping…  Eileen brushes it off and says “Whatever, it’s a little bit confusing right now.” Everyone is nervously looking around at everyone else and Lisa V says, “All is fine, dahling…” Kyle mockingly mouths to Lisa V from across the table, “Everything’s fine???” Lisa V audibly says, “It has to be.” Kyle corrects her, “It is not fine.”

Lisa tells Kyle in her TH that everyone is pretending everything is fine and it’s working out…lol… But Kyle does NOT understand how they can be all lovey-dovey and pretend like they didn’t say the things they said or did the things they did. In her TH she says, “What is this, the ‘Love Boat?’”

Kyle tries to walk away from them but they’re not on a very big boat. Yolanda goes over to Kyle and tries to talk to her about it. Of course, they’re only like 15 feet away from the rest of the table and I’m sure everyone can hear everything that’s being said. After Lisa V excuses herself from the table, leaving only Lisa R, Eileen, Kim and Brandi – and piggybacking on the conversation going on a few feet away, Eileen says, “I’d love to talk about it.”

Brandi said they could talk about it. She tells Eileen that she’s “been a dick” to Eileen on several different occasions and she cites the specifics of throwing wine at her and saying something about her house and that the figurines and furnishings were creepy… In her TH, Eileen says, “Well then congratulations for owning it – You know you’re an asshole.” That, my friends, is NOT irresponsible conjecture – It’s a logical conclusion.

Brandi says, “BUT having said that… When people speak about me behind my back saying I’m an alcoholic…” Eileen says, “I never said you were an alcoholic – Not that I recall… If I did, then I’m very sorry.” Eileen explains there are certain things and words that she purposefully doesn’t use because it’s too much of a slippery slope. Brandi says that she’s been told by a couple of people that “the girls have been talking.”

Eileen tells Brandi that what she has said was that Brandi is mean when she drinks – But that she doesn’t think that could be any big revelation to Brandi.  Eileen knows she couldn’t be the first one to ever say that about Brandi. Brandi says, “Kind of.” Okay, on the count of 3 we all should do a collective eye roll… 1-2-3 (insert gratuitous eye roll here). It’s CLEAR Brandi has memory issues because this certainly can’t be the first time she’s heard this, right? And she clearly has never read anyone’s blog…lol. Not even a blog that’s, “Rubbish – Every word is based on assumptions, innuendo, and gossip.”

Kim smug

Brandi seems to think Eileen is making her conclusions based on what others have said about her. Eileen quickly says that she’s seen it firsthand. Brandi thinks it’s only based on one time. Eileen thinks that at the PokerGate 2015®™© that Brandi was verbally aggressive. Kim attempts to imply that Eileen said “things about” Brandi at the “Sister Summit” Eileen hosted. Eileen asks Kim if she even remembers what she said (Oh snap!). Eileen tells Brandi that all she said was that she respects that Brandi is Kim’s friend but that Brandi says things that make Kim and Kyle not get along. Kim insists, “No you said other things about her.” But of course, Kim can’t think of anything else she said. I honestly can’t either. Brandi tries to get all insightful and says, “These are relationships that go back years and years.” Eileen shoots back, “Well, my relationship with you is brand new and you’ve been mean.” (OooooOOOo Another snap!) Brandi says, “And I appreciate that… and I agree with you… and I apologize.” Eileen says, “Thank you and I accept that.” (Awww… Kumbayah…) Eileen then tells Kim that she has no problem with Brandi knowing what Eileen has said about Brandi. Because of course, Eileen is an adult and only says stuff about Brandi behind her back that she would say to her face or has said to her face.

Kim again goes into the whole, “If my friends and family were concerned they would come to me and no one has.”… And Brandi just sits there quietly and doesn’t say a freaking word about how truly concerned she is with Kim’s condition. By the way, on several occasions, Lisa R could have EASILY hung Brandi out to dry by quoting what Brandi said about Kim during the “Kim Summit” between just the two of them. But she doesn’t – Because she’s an adult and she doesn’t want to unnecessarily hurt Kim. But that’s probably just pure irresponsible conjecture on my part.

Eileen has had enough and says, “You know, Kim – Sue me for giving a damn.” Brandi then goes on and says, “But if you say something that is life-changing about someone else and could possibly ruin their lives…” Eileen wonders what on earth she said that was life-changing about someone else that could ruin their lives. Eileen says, “Are you kidding me?” She then tells Kim not to roll her eyes at her and to tell her what she’s said. Eileen beats Kim to the punch and says that if she said anything that would ruin Kim’s life that she’s sorry and that wasn’t her intention.  Kim talks about how she’s worked so hard at her sobriety and she doesn’t want Eileen to unravel it. Oh Kim, you’ve been the one that’s unraveled that knit sweater and you’d better hope that Kansas Girl is available to help knit it back together again. Yolanda believes Eileen’s apology is coming from a good place but she recognizes that Kim’s just not accepting it.

Seemingly, in an effort to point out that everyone has their own flaws, Brandi points to each person one by one and says something negative. Brandi starts out by pointing at Lisa V and says, “If anyone needs help with sleeping with half of L.A. (She then says she’s kidding – I wonder if Ken will think she’s funny…)… Next up is Kim and she says, “Taking every pill in the world”… She points to herself and says, “Clearly, drinking way too much”… She points to Yolanda and says, “Being overly bossy”… She gets to Lisa R and says, “You not eating” and then she gets to Eileen and says, “And you being a homewrecker.” Eileen says, “Don’t fucking call me a homewrecker… Don’t go down the road – Don’t bring it up, Brandi.” Eileen tells Brandi to stop and says, “Man, we were this close to getting along.” Kim in her TH says that Brandi was just trying to make a joke and that everyone should just lighten up and have some fun.

Yo holds ears

Brandi says that it’s not a joke to her either when people say she has a drinking problem.  Eileen again clarifies that she never said Brandi had a drinking problem but that she said that she’s mean when she drinks. Lol… Brandi talks about how her feelings are hurt when people say that she drinks too much, that she’s an alcoholic, or that she’s mean when she drinks. Kyle says that’s not been her issue with Brandi.

Yolanda quietly gets up and leaves the noise of the table to go and sit at the formal dinner table that’s already set and ready with their food already served. Lisa V joins her and she’s complaining about what Brandi said about her sleeping with half of L.A… Lisa V says that she’s been faithful to her husband all these 32 years… Yolanda motions for Eileen to also come over to the dinner table and she moves people’s dinners around so Eileen can sit next to her. Yolanda tells Eileen that she recognizes that Eileen has apologized several times to Kim but she’s just not receiving it. Eileen is done with her apologies to Kim.

One by one everyone joins Yolanda at the dinner table while leaving Kyle, Brandi and Kim arguing about their issues. Accusations are flying… Excuses are flying… Pretend gang signs are being thrown… And in yet another moment when Brandi tries to be a badass she says, “Vice versa homey.” Kyle tells Brandi that she fucks people over. Brandi gets animated and gestures a lot like she’s mocking Kyle but then she says that Kyle hits people. Kyle immediately says she has never hit anyone in her life.

Evidently, Brandi thinks that grabbing and pointing and gesturing is the same as hitting. They agree not to be friends but they wish each other’s children well. Kyle leaves and says, “We are done.” Brandi inexplicably tries lamely to be an urban badass (complete with gesture) and says, “Deuces motherfuckers.” Kim cries and says she didn’t want to argue with her sister. Umm… you weren’t, Kim – You just sat there like you always do and watched Brandi argue with Kyle. So Kim – Did you defend Kyle? No, of course not. It’s not like you currently have the capacity to be a “real sister” to Kyle or anything. I bet Kathy is more of a REAL sister to Kyle than you are or ever have been. How does it feel when someone says that to you? Not so great, no? Imagine how Kyle felt the other night… You ungrateful gooberhead.

Now that everyone is sitting at the dinner table (Hopefully they’ll all start acting like adults) they try to shake off the bad, negative energy. First, they try by taking a deep breath all in unison – And when the boat starts to list to the starboard side – Brandi waves her witchy-poo fingers and says, “Hocus Pocus – Change our focus.” Brandi has the idea to go around the table one by one and say one thing they really like about the each person. Because you know, just 2 minutes ago when Brandi went around the table and said really ugly things about everyone – It really worked out well, right?

Eileen wasn’t too confident about this idea but was assured that there wouldn’t be any negativity at all. They started with Eileen and everyone was playing nicely and said nice things. But when it was Brandi’s turn to comment about Eileen, all she said was that she liked her eyes. Really, Brandi? That’s what you come up with?

Everyone but Brandi seems to be actually using this as an opportunity to say some heartfelt things to each other – Some were even moved to tears. But Brandi was playing a different game than everyone else and instead she just passive aggressively kept saying superficial crap even about her close friend Yolanda. After she said she liked everything about Yolanda – Brandi said the best thing about Yolanda was her waistline. Wow… And this is your close friend? Yikes! To Lisa V she said she had great tits. She tells Kyle that she likes her hair. Lisa V calls Brandi out on her obvious superficiality… lol…

Brandi says in her TH that she compliments the women only their looks because their insides aren’t as pretty as their outsides. Wow.  Pot… Meet kettle. She is semi-nice to Lisa R but I think it’s only because she’s askeered of her. All the rest of them say some really kind things to each other that seem to be meant from the heart. People really start to tear up because you can see how much even these few words of validation and affirmation mean to them.

Okay, let’s just stop her for a moment – Brandi thinks she’s being so sly and playing this big joke on everyone by just complementing their looks. But Brandi – You ARE the joke. You are not a comedienne… You are a JOKE. We are not laughing with you… We are laughing AT you. Get a grip! There’s gotta be a kinder Brandi somewhere deep inside of you… Let her out! Free the kind Brandi! Free the kind Brandi!

Like a 6-year-old, Brandi runs off to the bathroom when it’s her turn for people to say nice things about her all the while yelling about how the game is over, yadda yadda yadda (No offense to 6-year-olds). I would go on about how immature this is but that could be construed as being “Irresponsible conjecture.” How about the fact that Brandi looked like an idiot. It’s just so wonky that you’re the one who came up with the exercise… You didn’t even fully participate and say real things to the others… and then you run and hide. Seriously, 6-year-olds could have come up with something of more depth than Brandi did. Brandi is really screwed up and she needs to figure it out…Fast!

As they’re disembarking they’re all talking about how this was kind of like the “Love Boat” – but different. Brandi calls for the bartender “Isaac”… And then explains who “Cruise Director” Julie is – Because Brandi said Julie got to kiss everyone. Brandi and Lisa V are walking out together – And Brandi blathers on about how she wants to demonstrate on Lisa how Julie used to kiss people on “The Love Boat” since Lisa V said she has never seen the show. Brandi starts playing around with Lisa V trying to kiss her and even pushes her at one point. Everyone else is leaving or has left the boat. Lisa V tells Brandi not to do it because she will slap Brandi if she does. Lisa V underestimated how much of a turn on a slap would be to Brandi. Brandi tries to get Lisa V to slap her. Brandi says, “If you hit me – I’ll hit you back.” Lisa V tells Brandi (who is towering over her) to pick on someone her own size.

The Slap

Then inexplicably, Brandi, with an open hand, slaps Lisa V right in her face. Lisa V says, “No, no – That’s wrong – And stop it right now.” Brandi keeps telling her to do it to her. Lisa V’s own hand instantly covered her slapped cheek and she tells Brandi that she needs to stop and to quit while she’s ahead. In her TH Lisa V says to Brandi, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Lisa V recognizes that it always goes too far with Brandi. Bloody hell!

The Slap 2

The next morning, as they were eating the most ginormous, wonderful looking pancakes you’ve ever seen in your life, Lisa V told Kyle about the big “SlapGate 2015®™©. She said that Brandi was tipsy and that Brandi was trying to kiss her but that Lisa V just wanted her off of her.  And then she said that out of nowhere that Brandi just kind of slapped her right on the face. Lisa V says she doesn’t want to overplay it – and that it seemed like Brandi did it to get a reaction out of her. Lisa V says she has never been hit in her life. Kyle says Brandi is mean, she makes up stories, and she doesn’t want to be around that. Lisa V exasperatedly says that she’s, “So over this.”

Brandi is cluing in Yolanda about “SlapGate 2015®™©” too. Brandi explains that she was joking around with her and that she smacked Lisa V. Yolanda wants to understand what Brandi means by “smack.” Brandi demonstrates on herself. Brandi said apologized to Lisa V and told her she could hit her as hard as she wanted but that Lisa V just got upset. Because you know, why on earth would someone 1) get mad over being slapped; and, 2) not want to kiss Brandi? I bet Lisa V wouldn’t want to share a straw with Brandi, either.

In her TH, Yolanda almost screams in an incredulous way, “What do you mean you slapped Lisa Vanderpump in the face? Brandi needs to learn boundaries… Even a joke – Those jokes are not funny.” Oh Yolanda… Brandi IS the joke (as we previously discussed…lol).

Kyle says in her TH, “I don’t know how Brandi is going to try to sugarcoat this – A slap is a slap and that is never ever okay.”

Next Week…

Brandi tries to give Lisa V some flowers but Lisa wants nothing to do with it… Brandi ditches a group dinner with the women and instead goes out with some guy and his hangie down thingie… (The women spontaneously break out into a rousing rendition of the “Hallelujah Chorus.”… Or maybe that was just me… ).. Kim has a heart-to-heart with of all people – Adrienne Maloof… (Huh?)  Brandi bellyaches about how everyone else is free to express their feelings about her but that she can’t express her feelings about other people… Lisa R tells Kyle that Brandi has issues about Kim – But that she doesn’t feel like she can talk to Kyle about them… Kyle seems surprised about that – But she really can’t be that surprised, can she?

Well, that’s it for this week – We made it thru “SlapGate 2015®™© and all the rubbish this franchise dishes out but obviously can’t take (or their PR people or alleged ghostwriters if you believe assumptions, innuendo, and gossip). Allegedly and stuff…

Thanks for reading… I know you’re gonna be jealous because Mr. Stars99 made pumpkin bread for me tonight (I could really get used to this trend…lol)… I’m trying not to eat it until I’m finished with this post because I’m using it as an incentive…lol. So if there are more mistakes than usual in this blog – It’s only because I got hungry…lol… Have a most excellent week… Happy Trails!

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Shahs of Sunset

What Happened in Turkey (or commonly referred to as “The Return of the Dool”) by Sunny Girl

Just an aside  —  I love the music at the beginning of the Shahs.  So far, during this season, that’s about all I love.  Oh, and that fact that we have not yet seen Lochnesa!

Episode 2 begins at Mike and Jessica’s place.  They wake up in the morning and Jessica tells Mike that they need to make the bed together.  Of course, Mike ignores that and plays with the dog.  In his talking head he says “I am the KING!”  (Barf)  Jessica is making breakfast while Mike watches.  Mike is pretty coking talking about the “woman’s jobs” as opposed to the man’s jobs.  It looks to me like Mike doesn’t have any jobs.

The talk about how they have become members of Sinai Temple.  Jessica tells Mike that she loves that temple and, while it might be awkward at holidays, that’s where they will be attending.  Jessica says they will be going to a different temple than Mike’s parents and that Mike needs to cut the apron strings.  Mike says Jessica has gotten more assertive.  And to that, I say AMEN!

Reza and MJ come to Asa’s house to eat leftovers and discuss the staycation.  GG shows up with a baseball cap that says #FART.  (I think I would like about 15 of those for Christmas presents.  I wonder where she shops.)

They begin talking about Mike and their concerns about him.   There is discussion that Mike is drinking too much and pulling away from the group.  Reza feels it’s the pressure from Jessica about marriage.  GG says Mike wasn’t drunk when he started trouble at the Persian New Year’s party.  Reza wants to talk to Mike, because he feels Mike really doesn’t want to get married.  That’s when GG drops the bomb.  She says Mike tried to “f###” her in Turkey.  Bravo shows a flashback to Turkey.  It looks everyone id pretty drunk.  GG says Mike is grabbing her thongs.  Mike is very drunk, leaned over on GG’s arm.

GG says later that night, Mike knocks at GG’s hotel room door and asks her to come to his room.  GG, thinking nothing was up, goes.  Soon Mike is trying to get on top of her.  She says she ran and that was it.  GG explains that she feels Mike is like a brother and has a girlfriend and that she never wants to cross that line.  (I think I believe her.  Didn’t Mike date GG’s sister years ago?  Weren’t they workout buddies for awhile?)

Reza asks what they, as a group, are going to do about this.  GG says they will do nothing; that it’s on her to handle it.  They make a pact.  The group of four are going to let GG deal with Mike directly.  Asa says “complete trust.”  (Complete trust?  With this group??)

Next scene is at GG’s apartment.  Asifa arrives and GG explains that Asifa will be moving in temporarily.  In just the first few minutes, it is clear that Asifa and GG are not going to be great roommates.  The ladies sit down to discuss rules.  While they are talking, GG shows Asifa the knife named Toucan that she keeps next to the couch.  Asifa is shocked and then jokingly worries that GG will kill her in the middle of the night.

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MJ visits her client, Kaz.  She claims now that she is in a relationship, she keeps running into these hunky, eligible males.  I am not sure why this scene was left in the episode – maybe so MJ can explain that Persians are horny.  (Can someone tell MJ not to use so much blush?  I kept adjusting the color on my TV until I realized it wasn’t my TV!)

Next we see Mike and Jessica at Jessica’s conversion.  (Mike looks stalky scary just sitting in the car, watching this, with that cap on.)  Jessica is in her final step of conversion to Judaism.  She is wrapped in a sheet and must go in the ocean, remove the sheet, and touch the water with all of her body completely three times.  When this is done, Jessica will become a Jew.  Jessica runs to Mike, crying hysterically after her conversion.  I’m not sure exactly why (maybe Mike’s stalky cap????) but what should have been a very moving moment just wasn’t.

Asifa is shopping with Bobby.  And, so far, I don’t think I like either of these people.  Bobby does seem to have a little more sense than Asifa when he tells her she must control herself.  (Also, what was that with Asifa telling the sales clerk that she wears a size 0 or double 0.  I call bull.  My granddaughter is 11, weighs 75 lbs and wears a bigger size than that.)  Anyway.  Bobby tells Asifa she has a 60 day probation period (or what??) and it consists of Asifa must 1) control her tongue, 2) get along with Bobby’s mother 3) be nice to the dog and 4) start working on an MBA.  Asifa is reluctant to commit to that and says to Bobby that she is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets.  She thinks that should be all Bobby should want.

Now the Staycation begins with Asa and GG arriving first.  They hurry to choose the nicest bedrooms.  Soon Mike and Jessica arrive.  Mike says in his talking head scene that GG is acting strange and wonders why she gives him a fist pump and not a hug.  Then Mike sees Asa’s henna art on her arms and feet.  He asks the Persian Pop Priestess to give him good vibes.

Next up – Reza, Adam and MJ arrive.  Then Bobby and Asifa show up.  We see Jessica telling Mike quietly “no drama”.  Mike claims he won’t start anything but he sure will end it.  Reza starts a conversation between Mike and Bobby, thinking he could clear the air so the staycation will be a success.  Not sure who Reza thought he was vacationing with.  Mike states that Bobby owes him an apology.

Soon Asifa is riling things up by saying that Jessica owes an apology to Bobby because she scratched his back.  Reza’s comments are  that  Jessica does not know how to escalate, not diffuse.  There are screaming voices between the two girls that shut down my brain and I could no longer hear.  It might have something to do with Asifa calling Jessica an “orangatang.”  Yep.  It’s an ape that drinks powdered orange drink.

I do have to give Mike credit when he asks Bobby to step away from the crowd.  I believe he had good intentions to try to work things out so that they could be around each other.  Yeah, that didn’t work.

Soon, we see Asa and MJ getting ready for dinner.  MJ scares me sometimes.  MJ is actually contouring her upper arms with makeup so they will look smaller.

2 - mj arms

Everyone is coming downstairs for dinner.  I just want to say that the table and food for this meal are exceptional!  The table is elegant and the food looks amazing.  When everyone is seated Reza states that he wants everyone to break bread Persian style and get along.  He offers a toast to Jessica for converting to Judaism.  (Does anyone else notice that Mike and the Mike lookalike, Shervin, are wearing the same shirt?)

Bobby is asked what he does for a living.  He replies that he owned a chain of retail stores that he just sold.  Then he is asked about how he and Asifa got married.  It seems they were in Vegas together when they went to a chapel on the spur of the moment.  Their cab driver was their witness.  Their parents were extremely unhappy, not about the wedding, but because they weren’t there.

Of course, this discussion leads to Adam asking Asa to be the maid of honor at their wedding.  (As Persian Pop Priestess, shouldn’t she be the one to officiate???)  She says she is honored.

Throughout the dinner, you can see Mike copping an attitude and drinking too much.  Jessica keeps telling him to calm down and not cause any drama.  Jessica has to leave that night but tells Reza and MJ to keep Mike in line.

Soon MJ is once again talking about the Dool.  This is a very common Persian theme, isn’t it?

3  - outside

All in all, this was a pretty tame episode.  I am surprised (although not shocked) that the Dool was the biggest theme of this episode.  I am also surprised (and VERY shocked) that we are two episodes in and we have not seen Lochnesa.  However, my bets are that we will see her very, very soon.  Until next week then!  By the way, with a view like the one above, how could anyone stay mad?

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625 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “The Slap” / Shahs of Sunset “He Tried to Shag Me”

  1. HuskerHuny says:

    Happy Hump Day to all! It’s another wonderful day in my neighborhood. Getting ready to travel this weekend to my daughter’s wedding. My mind is going 17 different directions!

  2. chismosa aka / Gina's bestie from Melbourne says:

    Hi all-

    I am finding myself liking Eileen. Just because she tried the freakin space 🍰last wk, and had chocolate at the pastry shop when kyle said no

    She comes off serious and people say that about me all the time so I think I relate to her!

    Shahs :
    My theory – each season- each one – someone is the “wrong” person.
    S1 — make fun of Asa then decide to love her
    S2– MJ debacle. Needs rehab, etc.
    S3– GG iced out.
    NOW— MIKE’s turn.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it — Reza is a pure 🐍

    Good reality TV but still reptilian.

    Ok going to read. Getting to the summer weather here now. Not happy.
    #stinkbugsreturn
    #heat/humidity 🔫🔫🔫

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Stinkbugs? We have them all over the place during the summer. And they do stink!

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        The summer I don’t mind. They want to be outside.

        Winter is inside. Fall used to be my FAVORITE season but then it became swarming season. From yet another chinese import. 😤

    • Powell says:

      Love Eileen too. All I can really sum up to what Eileen, Kyle, Yo & Lisa V should have done is sit there and grind and bear it. Say nothing, nada, nill. Kyle couldn’t sit there w/fake smiles & the getting along pretence & I get it but Kim & Bobble are not normal. They don’t see black and white, right or wrong. They see fuchsia. the blind leading the blind. I felt bad for Yo saying she’ll eat by herself. I tweeted her to go eat by herself. They were messing up her trip. Why oh why couldn’t Kim and Bobble have stayed at home and had themselves a slumber party?
      And next week Kyle tells Kim Brandi has been talking about her issues behind her back. What does Kim do? She’s yelling at her sis, her blood that season after season and throughout their lives has had her back, a liar. Bobble lies just to lie. She wakes up to lie and she has been so brainwashed by bobble that she thinks her sis is the liar and Bobble isn’t. I can’t wait for her explanation on the reunion if she still believes Bobble over her sis.

    • SunnyGirl says:

      Yep, I think Reza actually leads this — so that he is never the “wrong” person.

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        Sunny- thanks for the recap- sorry catching up now on some comments- and i’m glad you see what i see!

        Thanks again for taking time to recap ⭐

    • keeponrockingme says:

      Totally agree with your take on Shahs. Reza is a pot-stirrer. He was vicious with MJ in S2, aired all sorts of misleading dirty laundry. Gay Ghandi he is not. I also have a hard time believing GG’s storyline this season. Does anyone else remember season 1 when she was crushing HARD on Mike and jealous of her older sister’s relationship with him? I believe it was Mike telling GG that he viewed her as a little sister. Don’t think any one of them are angels, but her about-face in regards to Mike this season is interesting…

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        I agree and yes GG was totally totally going for mike — but I always take her as kind of a truth teller. In all her wackiness I don’t remember her outwardly lying.

        MIKE always knew he could have GG if he wanted. He was drinking.
        Jessica was putting pressure to get serious? …….
        And so he tries something.

        I don’t see it as far fetched. Not sure.

        I’ve always felt GG keeps herself 100% real, knives and all. She calls people out and whatever. (Except her jealousy over Reza’s gorgeous friend who they took to Vegas that time)

        I hope this doesn’t turn out to be me not liking her by her lying.
        Ughhhhh ! 😦

  3. chismosa aka / Gina's bestie from Melbourne says:

    Oh and IM SUPER EXCITED – Bethenny is appearing at the library of the town I grew up in 😳⁉️—- but there are “tickets” – WTF????

    But I’m so going if I don’t have to pay. And I know someone who works there. Maybe they can get me in gratis.
    😆😆😆

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      That’s so cool, Chismosita!Take notes.📠

      • chismosa aka / Gina's bestie from Melbourne says:

        With my fax machine – LOL 😉
        So funny ……

        Oh yes, and pics and all. We’ll see. This woman is a friend of my mother’s who’s worked at the library for years so maybe she can get me an “in” ….. And with no buying book or paying LOL😜

        Fingers crossed ✌️👌

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      You must go. And get photos. And represent.

    • TexasTart says:

      You.must.go.

    • plainviewsue says:

      When Bethenny did the book tour with A Place of Yes (still with Jason, all happy life), I went with a friend. We got there early so we got seats. There were so many people. I was disappointed that she didn’t speak much. Just took some questions from the audience.

      Then when it was time to sign the book, there were no pictures allowed. I wonder if things will be different now that she’s trying to win back public support.

    • Powell says:

      Flash your hood cred. 🙂

  4. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Thank you Starzy for the epic blog! Did you happen to save a little pumpkin bread for this morning? Goes great with coffee. 😉

    I hope you all have a great day!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Foxy – I actually saved all of it for this morning…lol… It was killing me cuz the smell was so wonderful… but I didn’t want to eat any until I finished the blog…lol

  5. chismosa aka / Gina's bestie from Melbourne says:

    Tarts did you apply Neosporin to your rash from BH!?!?!?!?
    🚑💉

  6. Veena (NMD) says:

    Thank you Sunny Girl for the Shahs recap. GG should be ashamed of herself for allowing the rape allegations to be out there for so long without clearing them up. It sure does look like it’s Mike’s turn to be picked on, and Jessica knows it and can’t stop it.

    The new girls seems worse than GG in the temper department.

  7. Veena (NMD) says:

    Pumkin Bread Starzy – I’m getting hungry.

    You nailed it on the slap – Brandi was just getting turned on and couldn’t help herself – ahhhhgh

  8. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Thks for the laughs on last night’s blog NMD. I had no idea it would be so juicy. LOL. 😉

  9. chismosa says:

    Stars excellent recap. You left lit the best part of next week: Kim screaming at Kyle “YOU’RE LYING!!” about brandi. 😂😂😂+++😫😭😫😫😫😭😭

    Enjoy the pumpkin – yum!!!! 🎃🎃🍞

    Please don’t call me crazy or go after me but part of the “heinous behavior” eileen referenced was the BROKEN GLASS.
    I’m not saying there’s shards and that we have to exaggerate.
    Rinna could have just used her best “gangsta” words !

    Kim WAS the worst but Lisa – man i hope you feel some sort of responsibility for going ape€hit. I don’t know- it never made the edits !
    She says she’s in “survival” mode …. From violently overreacting to some psychotic addict making up nothings about your hubby? Which all week you’ve been nonstop joking about on Twitter and making light of ?
    I just can’t with this. Truly can’t.
    —running and ducking now! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🙍

    VV📢📢🔔: so Yo started feeling sick a bit on the trip? Not a full-on relapse, right ?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Chis the Wiz – You can run… but you can’t hide…lol… Actually, no need to hide… Lisa R was COMPLETELY out of line when she threw the glass… A glass… Who does that? But I do hafta say the whole shards of glass thing is weird when neither Brandi nor Kim went to their rooms to immediately take shower before going to Yo’s room to relax and jibber jabber. If I had broken pieces of glass in my hair in in my clothes… I don’t care what else is going on… I’m gonna take a shower and get it off of me… Who wants to get cut?

    • Stacey says:

      Lisa was totally out of line, and she owned it on the show. Said she lost her freaking marbles.

  10. serenanyc says:

    I can’t wait for the reunion. It’s going to be good.

  11. TexasTart says:

    Oh my Stars! I am exhausted from reading the BH recap! Not a reflection of the craft of the recapper, just a product of the subject matter. Whew! Thanks for a completely thorough recap!

    SunnyGirl it’s not possible to stay mad with that view, lol! Thanks for Shahs!

    • SunnyGirl says:

      Thanks,TexasTart. I think I watch the Shahs for the view.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      lol Tartsy… Sorry you’re exhausted… But they do have that effect, don’t they? I know the recap was long, too… cuz I wanted it to be correct… too much important crap going on, dangit! Hopefully, next week will be easy breezy! 🙂

  12. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Wouldn’t is just be easier to go on a diet then to apply arm contouring makeup?

    Great blogs! Thank you!

  13. Buttercream says:

    Slap me and I will toss you over the boat you big wookie!
    TG she did not attend the final dinner as she went on a “Date” cough cough .. to increase her range of STD’s, perhaps..allegedly …she got laid and we all got played this season ..hijacked by her and her (pill popping ..allegedly.. soon to be former) bff Kim …. can’t wait until the reunion!

  14. lila1star says:

    Morning–great blogs as usual and I really want some pumpkin bread! One of my favorites-yum 🙂
    As for are HW–I found the whole episode weird. In the words of Lisa V–I am “so over this”. Does anyone know how many episodes are left until the reunion?

    One other question or thought–how is it that Kim’s issues are brought up yet again and more apologies sent her way but there was no flying glass? Gosh I really can not believe the whole season has been about this ugggg.

    • SerenaNYC says:

      I took a look at the TV listings and there are two more episodes left before the reunion, next week and then the finale which is a Maloof party (pushing one of her products of course).

    • Powell says:

      I wish Kyle had not said anything. They were quiet. Yes they were faking it. Let everyone fake it until you get home. Yo’s trip was ruined.

  15. Oh STARS99! that was AWESOME!!!!
    I can share that this weeks episode did not require me to move myself into the bathroom for extended periods of time.
    I think Brandi ran from the compliments because she really felt there was nothing nice for the ladies to say about her or they would have gone superficial just like her proving that she herself is not pretty on the inside as she accuses all of them. The slap was like the replay of the wine throw on Eileen. Does this girl ever learn? Was she never taught that actions have consequences? I realize her dad sold pot for a living (allegedly) but did no one ever sit her down and teach her right from wrong? Also, can someone please get in touch with her manicurist? Her nails are BAD!!!

    • Powell says:

      Boston tweeted what’s a nice thing about Brandi or something to t hat affect. I tweeted “she’s a woman”.

    • mrs peabody says:

      Each time (slap and wine throwing she got this weirdest look on her face.

    • Powell says:

      Janky, like y’all say. A janky manicure. 🙂

    • auroracooper says:

      Funny you mention her nails. I am a former manicurist and always did my very best to make sure everyone’s nails looked as natural as possible. Every time I see Brandi’s hands it drives me crazy! I know more important things but it still makes me crazy! lol

      • designernailsdiana says:

        Aurora I agree. Not seeing her nails on my tv has been a relief. Except on CA when I was forced to see her and the talons. 20+ yrs doing nails and I wish I’d been able to get to Hollywood and do natural nails on celebs. But then again STFUBrandi is low class so her nails look it too.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Yeah, Namaste – Brandi had the same exact goofy look on her face after she slapped Lisa V that she had on her face after she threw wine at Eileen. It’s wonky… It just is…

  16. VV™ says:

    • plainviewsue says:

      Dear lord. So taking care of your children is putting yourself out there as a drunken mess, who tries to take down people with her lies. She is the worst example of a parent. Shame on her.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      Whenever I begin to see even the slightest amount of logic in one of this woman’s justifications, I just close my eyes and remember the picture of a tampon string blowing in the wind as she staggered down the street…

    • T-Rex says:

      UHM, yet again another kid reference when she does something stupid on tv to get folks to feel sorry for her and not fire her. Those Kids have a FATHER they live with him more than they do her! And don’t get me started on that Bullcrap notion she deserves more support payments, that is NONSENSE! He pays for almost everything for those kids!!! PLUS has them over fifty percent of the time, and a F***ng court of law set the amounts she is owed, their father pays what the courts have deemed necessary and good god he actually overpaid for like 3 years!! Bravo is firing her, maybe they offer her some other program or something, but the BHills ladies are obviously no longer interested in her antics. Like I said, several have said it’s us or HER, and Bravo from what we have heard is agreeing!

      • mrs peabody says:

        I wonder if part of the agreement to get Lisa back for another season was for Brandi to be shown as she really is. Strange how she hooks herself onto rich women, Lisa V, Yolo and now Lizza Gibbons. Who’s next?

        • T-Rex says:

          Mrs P, she is NO different this season as she was the past few seasons, and filmed no differently! The only season I didn’t see through it, was her first season, some did Jnntj had her “number” from day one, it took some of us a bit more time to realize she was a lying sack of crap. Oh and I don’t see Leeza Gibbons routing for that idiot, now that she has seen her “true colors” I bet she never talks to her again!

      • Powell says:

        Wherever she lands I won’t be watching.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Ok what the hell does this mean? She’s getting ready for next weeks episode when we seeing looking like a drunken ass on a date with a friggen boy? That’s how she takes care of her kids? Or is she talking about slapping Lisa V? Or is she talking about writing a book to let the world know she screws on the hood of a car on the first date? Or her podcast where she let us know that she has to take a morning after pill? I’m sure if Eddie gave her more money (even thought no one has any idea how much he gives her) she would behave in the most proper manner ever-you see it’s not her fault she does these outlandish things-she’s just a single mom trying to make a living….poor friggen Brandi.

      • T-Rex says:

        Oh, and on this whole Bullcrap she doesn’t get enough money garbage, when the lawyers were going over all of their documents regarding the OVER payments to her if there was an issue with his payments, they would have addressed it, but the courts decided she didn’t have to pay that money back, BUT did that mean he pays her less until that overage is satisfied? Who knows, but I do know the father pays for their Insurance, has them more than fifty percent of the time, etc. He shouldn’t be paying her ANYTHING actually!

        • mrs peabody says:

          I thought she only had to pay him back $20,000, didn’t she say they settled for that or am I dreaming?

          • T-Rex says:

            Mrs P it got settled and it was for way more money than that, she LIES about this shit knowing her EX isn’t going to confirm or contradict her in the press. You see, HE is actually and ADULT human being. Yeah he is a womanizing, manwhore that sleeps with everything, but SHE knew that, he was NEVER EVER EVAH EVER NEVER faithful to her! EVER in their whole relationship!

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              • Orson says:

                First of all, I seem to recall either both Eddie and Brandi agreed to hire a neutral accountant type to review the judgement and the payments tendered. Maybe it was the Court.

                The child support tendered was NOT the issue at all. It was the spousal support. And yeah, the story Brandi gave is the usual Brandi fiction/half truth. Maybe the issue was $116,000. Maybe she gave him a $20,000 refund. Sure, she’s not giving him the $96,000, but whatever the overpayment was, whatever she didn’t pay him is going to be deducted from her upcoming spousal, NOT child, support payments. She did NOT win this round. One thing I’m curious about is how long he has to pay her spousal support?

                • T-Rex says:

                  Spousal Support is over and was two years ago! That’s when they figured out that they had overpaid! She only receives child support payments from him now. She has been bitching about that for several years, uhm, you have a paying job idiot no reason he should be paying you spousal support

                  • mrs peabody says:

                    Seems to me if he has them the majority of the time she should be paying him child support. The courts use a formula to determine child support and if they came up with $1000 per month then that is all she is entitled to. I’m sure they took into count both incomes, the cost of raising a child(ren) on that total income and then based what each contributed based on the percent their income was of the total. Maybe they even took into consideration how much time each had the child I don’t know. If her income goes down she can ask for an adjustment but right now her income also has to be counted whether she likes it or not.

              • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

                Does she make him pay for her legal fees?

                What an idiot.

      • Ladina says:

        👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 well said, I agree a 1000%

    • Powell says:

      I went in y’all and tweeted her a response. Cross your fingers & toes I get blocked. I want a trophy like JNNTJ. 😉

    • Kansas Girl says:

      If Eddie wants those boys full time, he’d be smart to bide his time till this season has fully aired and then go to court with all that she revealed. Bingo. At this point, I’d say it’s good they have a father and a “bonus mom” because their birth mother has very poor moral standards.

      • T-Rex says:

        KG – There is no “full time” he has them more than fifty percent of the time, they have joint custody. He is doing the SMART thing and not dragging his poor children into the courts to hear testimony about their idiot mother. He is being the True parent in all of this, and I think he gets more time with the kids by not taking her to court.

        • mrs peabody says:

          If they each have them 50% of the time her support is not going to be for the full amount.

    • Ladina says:

      What part of her behavior last night relates to the kids? I am tired of her always bringing up the children when she messes up, and the way she got up when it was her turn on the round table game was crazy, she needs help, shes bratty and acts up when things don go her way like a 3 year old… #ILoveEileen

  17. plainviewsue says:

    Great job as always Starz!! I thought next week would of been the finale. Especially with RHONY moving into the time slot on April 7th. My guess is the reunion will air in the 8:00 slot before NY.

  18. serenanyc says:

    Brandi’s blog is up. Still ghostwritten.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Yep. I like her little PS, as if we’re stupid to think she uses this for her grammar.

      • serenanyc says:

        I laughed so hard at the “PS.” Someone is trying to cover for her. I would like to go back and compare very early blogs (like season 2) to these lol.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Yes!! It seems like she’s trying to present evidence each time these blogs come up. Oye

      • THIS! hahaha Whoever is writing that blog may have better writing skills than Brandi, proving it’s not her, but honesty and logic aren’t strong suits with Ghostwriter, either.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Yes, the ghostwriter writes like a person who has spent much of their life reading.

  19. From Brandi’s Blog:
    “PS: I now use a great site called Grammarly to help with all the grammar I missed out on being a model. Love it and it really helps with homework.”

    Ahhh, so it’s not a Ghostwriter; it’s Grammarly. I get it now.

    • hahahahaha….. here’s a review of Grammarly…http://grammarist.com/articles/grammarly-review/
      BTW… if B hooked up w/ pro boy..who paid for it ??

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        Freebie to get on TeeVee.

        Quid pro Quo and all that.

        Or maybe the ladies all pooled their shopping $$$ to get rid of her for a night-I know I’d offer up to 80 bucks to get some piece of quiet from that lunatic

    • RabbleRouser2010R says:

      I guess it all has a built in thesaurus too.
      Type in “I will knock your f***ing teeth out” and it recommends the use of ‘hyperbole’ instead.

      • Orson says:

        The thing about spellcheckers is that they only check spelling. “They’re”, “their”, and “there” are all correctly spelled. That doesn’t mean one is using them properly, just that which ever one you’re using or misusing is spelled correctly.

    • The writing between the line of the PS: “By the way, since I see people are on to me being her ghostwriter, I’ll make a stupid excuse for Brandi’s sudden leap in writing and language skills: it’s an online grammar program! Nobody will see through that, right?”

  20. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Hmmm…ghostwriter PoopyPants fired?

  21. So LisaR told Kim she loved her after swearing she would never speak to her again.

    Maybe Kim really does have something on Harry, because like Eileen? I think that’s bullshit.

    My honeymoon with LisaLips is coming to a fast conclusion.

    annoying#

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I really really love how you hashtag on the end of a word!! It’s my fave!!
      OMIB#
      Trendsetter#
      I still love Lisa R but I think she’s a bit of a whacko-she does make me laugh-her TH are always funny.

    • lila1star says:

      OMIB–I really did not want to agree with you when you began to call BS on LR but sad to say I am starting to agree with you.

    • Powell says:

      Mmmm mmmm. Lisa was pissed but I think she wanted to try and let it go so they could enjoy the trip. Kyle kicked it off again cuz she saw they were faking “everything is ok”. Kim doesn’t have any more on Harry than she has on the mailman. They had to crazy broads w/them. If it were me I’d have told them both to Eff off, not spoken to or looked they’re way for the remainder of the trip. But hey that’s just me.
      #KimDeflectionRichards

    • I think LisaVP was right about LisaR trying too hard to please. I think they were all trying too hard, frankly. It got downright silly, but at least they were being kind and not mean.

      Notice Brandi came up with this particular “round table” exercise in being nice. How’d that happen? [Director?] When her turn came, she was afraid of what they’d say after her shallow and ironic “compliments” to them: “You’re pretty outside, but not inside.” Back atcha’, Brandi.

  22. Shiny says:

    sidebar on network’s editing again:
    In RH of Beverley Hills scenes from last week, I saw again LisaR’s wine throw at dinner, and I suddenly realized that Lisa R threw the water in the wine glass with her right hand, and then she supposedly immediately
    used her left hand to break the glass on the table ??

    She did break the glass, according to the blogs, but not in that shot where you think she’s breaking the glass violently on the table. Her left hand was below the frame, so you don’t see any wine glass, she moves her arm emphatically but it’s just a strong gesture to go with her words, and then Bravo adds the sound of the breaking wine glass.

    Once again drama is enhanced in the editing room. The real breakage may have been losing control of the glass when the water was thrown for all we know. Does change the intensity a bit…..

    • mrs peabody says:

      I’m going to rewatch that tonight when I get home.

    • Powell says:

      AH HA Shiny. Lets see if others see what you saw. If that’s it I hope Lisa sets the record straight on the reunion.

    • T-Rex says:

      ALSO, where is this mystery man from the photos?? He wasn’t in last night’s episode, I would bet that was an accidental shot of a producer! JMO though

    • PJ says:

      She smashed the glass it was no accident. It may have been that the scene was longer than what was shown and part of it was cut but no way was it any kind of accident or her just losing control of the glass.

      • Dunno. It could be either way- because Bravo is shady like that.

        Except?

        She almost grabbed Kim by her throat. If Kim hadn’t backed up- it would’ve been a way different “scene” and LisaR would be cooling her lips in the Dutch pokey.

        Whether she deliberately smashed the glass, or “accidently” dropped it after the water toss- she was completely outta control.

        So for me? It doesn’t matter if it was her intent to smash the glass, because it got smashed anyway.

        • PJ says:

          In my opinion LisaR is a dangerous, out of control, violent person. Nothing was said to her to cause the reaction she had and if she doesn’t have more self control than that then she is cable of anything. If she was acting that is even worse because she put people in danger. The other women not even mentioning it is weird. It shows they have to have a pact–they make a huge deal out of anything Brandi does and whitewash anything anyone else does. If Brandi smashed that glass we would never hear the end of it. Their end game is to get Brandi off the show they are playing to the audience playing to the fans that don’t like Brandi.

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            I think Lisa R. Will be next season’s villain. She can flip flop and be overly dramatic–perfect.

          • Well.

            It was weird because it sorta came outta left field.

            And then making up with Kim and going shopping like nothing happened.

            And explaining it by saying she is tramautized.

            But then telling Kim she loved her. And a Eileen that she has her back. And then doesn’t.

            Space cakes are the only explanation I can come up with.

            • Foxymel(Mel) says:

              I don’t get Lisa R. Either. I think she’s all over the place. Ok, you went nuts on Kim, then act like everything’s ok, and finally say that you love her? Huh am I missing something?

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      I rewatched like 50x – and I always ALWAYS have a good 👂for the bravo editing cracks – and I think she smashed it.

      Wouldn’t she have denied that in the blogs since last week ? Or other girls deny it?

    • I’ve been trying to track the glasses on the table in that scene. They seem to come and go and come back. But it’s so jumpy I haven’t yet nailed them down, so I may be wrong.

  23. Powell says:

    Hey peeps. Last night I saw I forget her first name but the oldest Tanker daughter is going to be on Patti’s show. Every epi this season has had a Bravolebrity past & current. She By Sheree last week right? WTH? I think NMD or JNNTJ said the ratings are decent this season. Is that because of the Bravolebrities? What’s going on!?!

  24. mrs peabody says:

    Just read the blogs that are up at Bravo, Brandi’s again was written by someone who did not watch the show. What else is new. Oh and she loves grocery shopping with her coupons.

  25. shamrockblonde says:

    Husker Huny! – congratulations on the wedding of your daughter! my very best wishes to them both!! – enjoy the day, try not to worry about the guests, or who needs what – take in all of the love, the little moments and the joy, because it will go by so very quickly – don’t miss a thing!

    what is the matter with Lisa V? has she never heard the expression – give ’em an inch and they will take a mile – before? – a little light banter with some is a safe bet – with Bobble it is an invitation to begin lunacy – I think Lisa R finally gets that Kim is not well mentally – at all – and has decided to back away and make no sudden movements – she saw where Kim tried to take her and has decided that she does not care to go – and bobble running into the bathroom when it was her turn? she was watching Kim and Kyle hugging and crying and even she could see the caring in that exchange – what better way to get the attention wholly on her than to become a drama queen?

    as for the shahs – the only part that I found worth watching was Rachel’s final conversion to the Jewish faith – she seems to have compeletly embraced Judaism – watching her standing there with that sheet around her just before she entered the ocean, at least to me was really very powerful – watching her enter the water was a very clear affirmation that this was what she wanted – what her soul wanted – I found it very touching – just wish Mike had not been there – I was alredy annoyed with his behavior at the house, but his presence seemed almost an intrusion on something that was very private and meant only to be between God and Rachel – just did not care for it –

    thanks for the blogs Stars and Sunnygirl – they were both really very well done!

  26. Powell says:

    Oh Lord!!! News just out of Miami. 4 people have been shot at rapper Little Wayne’s home. He is reported to have been home. OH boy!! I’m at work. Have to get back to work. Someone get the dets.

  27. Orson says:

    Re: The Shahs. Whenever I hear the man in a relationship declare “I am the King!” I’m reminded of some lines from the old Honeymooners show.

    Ralph: I’m the King and you’re nothing, Alice. You hear me? I’m the king and you’re nothing!
    Alice: Big deal. So you’re the King of Nothing.

    G.G. and a knife? Okay, there’s a pair I’d want to avoid.

    Brandi… She has fun by throwing wine in people’s faces and by slapping people in the face. “It was just a joke!”. smh.

  28. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:
    • What about the Yoga guy? Not a bad looking specimen…he trained her. Granted Yolanda was paying him.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Who is this ?
      Someone’s blog?

      That doesnt look bravo website crapola

    • mrs peabody says:

      Who did BG say this to?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        It’s from Lisa V blog-she said Brandi told her that Kyle said Lisa is having an affair with her trainer-Lisa said it’s not true and she doesn’t even have a trainer

        • T-Rex says:

          And when she did have a trainer, way back in Season One, LisaV’s trainer was a gay man, who had lied to TheRoyalVpumps to get a job and a home with them, and be jetsetting all over the world with them. etc. THEN after he gets kicked out by TheRoyalVpumps, THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi gave an interview to the press that this CedrictheGayLiarTrainer was now her “Manny” and living with her, which was a LIE! She said she never said it, but then said she was misquoted, then said, well the HoofMaloof told her to say that to the press to get on the show, etc. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES.

          • Stacey says:

            Cedric….remember the first time Brandi was on screen? Hanging on the arm of her good friend and modeling buddy Cedric?

        • mrs peabody says:

          oh I missed that.

        • Stacey says:

          Lisa also said to Brandi “Kyle wouldn’t say that”. Just Brandi trying to drive a wedge between another relationship of Kyles. I am shocked Brandi hasn’t jumped Mo’s bones with a full camera crew in sight!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Lisa’s blog deserves its own blog. A lot of revelations–I’m glad she put this out there.

    • kit9 says:

      Right. Like Kyle told her Lisa had filed for bankruptcy, too.

    • Wow. Just. Wow.

      When I began to see who Brandi truly is: her podcast when she told GG she wanted to “rupie” another “cast member” who never gets drunk–and it didn’t sound like kidding, either. She also proclaimed she only runs with hot women–poor hot women. Should I bring up the “my sister was molested and I was jealous” podcast shocker? Ugh.

      Then Brandi was featured on RHOBH, in a segment at her home, telling her friends to engage in erotic asphyxiation for good sex. That was the last straw for me: people die from that all the time.

      I’m starting to think Brandi is into S&M. She’s really turning on the creep factor with this Holland trip. That poor young man trying to give her a kiss on the lips next episode is met with a large, gaping mouth and it ain’t pretty. Yuck.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Girl-I’m not even trying to think about that boy she has her mouth all over next week!! In the short clip that Bravo showed I was already getting an ewwww vibe from it! I don’t need to see Brandi hooking up with someone who is closer to her oldest sons age than to hers-I know she’s single and can do whatever she wants-fine whatever-but why must she do this shit on TV??? Seriously-have a little sense!!

        • I keep seeing him referred to as a male prostitute, but I haven’t seen any links or sources, so I’m hoping that’s not true.

          On the other hand, I keep hoping someone will stop that poor guy before he ends up…in that “Hospital” in the redlight district video.

          • T-Rex says:

            I am trying to find the articles that posted at the time she gave the interview in the Aussie magazine, he also gave an interview, grrr wish i bookmarked those

            • Oh, lord, it’s always the ones we think we won’t need so don’t bookmark that come back to eat our time like hungry little Pacmen.

              If you can’t find it, I’ll see if I can pound it out of google later, now that you’ve told me where to look. Thanks!

  29. VV™ says:

    BG posted this on Insta 6 days ago…or is the blogger also handling her Insta?

    • VV™ says:

      Oops forgot link.

      • VV™ says:

        Why are my links not posting?!!!

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            “Brandi” just tweeted that she doesn’t have an insta account-she said “it’s not me”

            • VV™ says:

              That account had a lot of personal pics that only somebody close to Brandi IF not Brandi herself would have. Pic taken at her home and that we’re not copies of Twitter or FB. This is the Insta account where I got the picture of the male escort in Amsterdan. The account has over 180K followers. Not only is now private but her name was changed to to add “#2” at the end.

              • T-Rex says:

                She is lying like you said, there was pictures of her kids on there at one point, and who would have personal pics of her kids besides her. Gawd can this bitch just tell the truth one F****g time, seriously she has some sort of mental defect, psychopath!

                • VV™ says:

                  When your best friend Jennifer Gimenez and her hair guy Mark TAG your pictures to that account, makes me think it was her account. He’s besties would know if it was fake or not wouldn’t they?

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                Maybe someone close to Brandi-take your pick on who that can be-was running the account and Brandi doesn’t want it out now…Brandi’s twitter is a bit crazy these days so nothing surprises me with her!!

                • VV™ says:

                  After all this years, why make it private now. Like I mentioned above, her closest friends were tagging her to that account including her roommate Mark (hair guy).

                  • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                    VV-who ever knows why Brandi does what she does!! What was the pic you wanted to post??

                    • VV™ says:

                      It was the picture of Kim, Kathy and Brandi. You’ve seen it before. She reposted 6 days ago with the caption. I love this picture or something like that.

  30. Kansas Girl says:

    Now just wait a cotten-pickin-minute, Stars! I’m not helping poor innocent little Kimmy with her knitting. There would be pointy sticks involved. Besides, she prolly couldn’t focus long enough to actually accomplish anything. I’ll just stick to my knitting waaaaay over here in Kimmy-free territory.

  31. Shiny says:

    Brandi is just so jealous of all the other women on the show (except maybe Kim because she can be manipulated and still like Brandi) that she can’t stand any of them. Talk about a green-eyed monster…with emphasis on the “monster”.

    Then she starts a “game” of saying nice things about everyone so that she can mention only superficial aspects of the others, to underscore how she thinks they’re all awful inside so all she can compliment is their looks? HA – she’s just mad they know her and therefore criticize her. She resents them all because she looks lousy in the mirror they hold up.

    She really grabbed Lisa V on the way off the boat – had her hand behind Lisa’s neck and pulling Lisa toward her for kiss? Yuck, and no way could Lisa escape her. Lisa tries to go along a little because camera is right there filming, but no way she could get past Bobblehead to escape.

    How can Brandi, even drunk, think that any of the other women would want to kiss her or exchange hits with her? Double Yuck. And after being only complimented on your tits? Like being grabbed by your worst enemy and trapped then slapped.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      She was being demented — in her bad scorpio psychosis — devious and thinking that game would blow up in the women’s faces,.,..

      She saw the game was being taken seriously and egaaaaaad they were trying to actually be warm to her …..SO NOTTTT what she was going for as she can only manipulate others.
      Typical ♏️Psychosis

    • mrs peabody says:

      I think bobble head is so insecure around these women (and most other women for that matter) that the only way she feels she can compete is if she is drunk, it gives her courage. At the dinner she was very quiet and I don’t think drinking, I’ll have to watch for that when I watch it again tonight. Since her atty told her not to have any pot she probably wasn’t drinking that night. Not sure what was up with that as she was drunk on the boat the next night, guess she didn’t follow his directions very well.

      • mrs peabody says:

        oh and I think the reason she is so angry with all of them at this point is they all have decided to basically ice her out and she’s mad.

    • kit9 says:

      That whole scene was so effing weird. Brandi appeared quite drunk and was like a creepy handsy date that won’t take no for an answer. It was really really weird. And, Brandi shoved Lisa before she smacked her, too. I really think Brandi has the emotional maturity of a 5 yo.

      • I felt almost panicked for LisaVP. It was too much like a rapist trapping a victim, refusing to let Lisa leave; physically restraining Lisa when she said no to a kiss, trying to force her with her hand behind Lisa’s neck; with a dominating physical intimidation, pushing Lisa back to AGAIN keep her from leaving; then slapping her and AGAIN blocking her leaving, towering over Lisa.

        If there hadn’t been a camera crew there, if it hadn’t been in public, what would have happened then? It was truly scary.

        And LisaVP’s visceral, teary reaction in the bathroom was exactly like that of an assault victim. The kiss gave it an element of sexual assault, as well.

        If you’ve never been restrained against your will, had someone try to force himself/herself on you, or been hit, you don’t know how frightening it is, how vulnerable you feel. The fact that all this was on camera and wasn’t more violent doesn’t change the elements of Brandi’s predatory behavior.

        What the hell is Bravo thinking?

        • Predatory.

          That’s an interesting point.

        • austin1963 says:

          I had a man – a stranger – do something similar to me and I ended up knocking him on his ass. I caught him off guard, clearly, and he was completely shocked. It’s a dangerous thing to try to corner people and restrain them or keep them from leaving.

          • I had a few experiences myself in my young life, and fortunately I was also in public and had that protection. It’s still a terrible feeling, when you feel like you might have to fight your way out of it because the predator physically restraining and dominating you MEANS to control you.

            It’s awful. Predators find the moment to disguise their intent, don’t they?

            Brandi’s intent was to dominate and control LisaVP, and Lisa told her no. Brandi ignore that and continued.

            It’s called “coercion” on the rape spectrum. I’m not making this up. It’s taught in Sexual Assault Center hotline training, and it’s at one end, where blitz attack is at the other.

            It’s not the worst, but it’s still a trauma because you are being physically restrained by someone who has malicious intent to physically force you to their will.

            That’s what I saw in Brandi’s drunken, aggressive behavior towards Lisa VP.

            Look, it’s not my battle, but I do advocate for sexual assault victims however I can. Brandi had no right to do what she did to LIsa; and that is NOT LIsa’s fault, that was Brandi’s bad behavior to own.

            As always, just my personal opinion.

            • TexasTart says:

              Thanks for sharing that – you are absolutely correct in your assessment of that situation!

            • Austin says:

              Absolutely agree. And if you try to dominate a person physically, don’t be surprised if the person hauls off and punches you one. Good on Lisa for not doing that, but if she had, you know Brandi would have been whining and crying for the foreseeable future.

  32. Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

    Hey let’s finish that game! You have to post something nice about Brandi….

  33. Shiny says:

    she still has her hair

  34. Great Blogs ladies!!! I don’t watch Shahs but read the blog, thanks Sunny Girl, now I don’t have to. Can’t stand any of them. Stars you have done it again, great job!!

    Just read Brandi’s (yeah right) blog…..from the first sentence I know it is not her writing…

    “Just got back from a beautiful Cabo weekend, and it was great mixing pleasure with work.” We all know Brandi would say “Business with pleasure.” Then in the same paragraph she uses a colon…. properly….come on!!!

    “I knew I could compliment them on their esthetic.” Really??? I am supposed to believe that Brandi wrote that?????

    “I would never let anyone do my shopping for me.” My writing yes, my shopping, no.

    Poor Ghostwriter…..can’t help herself, just can’t find it in herself to dumb it down enough….

    Maybe I will rewrite it as if Brandi really wrote it, lololol!! Nah, it would make my brain hurt!!

  35. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Lisa’s blog will most likely send Brandi over the edge. She revealed so much and brought up the fact that Brandi picks at her face. Wow.

    • I can’t find Lisa Vs blog

    • Found it…weird not on bravo but her twitter links works…so odd!!

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        I Feel a little bad for Brandi. I think once she’s fired and doesn’t have much, she may do something terrible. What do you think of Lisa’s blog??

        • Lisa knows how to slip in the knife…. Brandi is going to go down fast and I don’t wish that upon her and her kids but I don’t see a good ending to this…

          • PJ says:

            Brandi messed with the pink queen so now it’s off with her head. Lisa wants to get rid of Brandi and she is going at it full throttle. In my opinion this is a plan carefully orchestrated by Lisa and being carried out by everyone but Kim and Yolanda. I know Lisa has much love on this blog but I personally do not think she is such a great person.

            • Oh she’s a bloody horrible person. But I just can’t stop loving her.💖💖💖

              She’s everything tho….

            • Foxymel(Mel) says:

              I think that once Brandi leaves BH she won’t have much going for her–I hope she can get some real job somewhere even maybe bartending, waitressing or whatever.

              It feels like Lisa is giving her the prison shank because Lisa doesn’t usually call out people especially something as personal as what she revealed in her blog before–at least I can’t think of it. Brandi does this all day time. In fact, we expect her to reveal truths/lies on her blog/podcast/twitter. So when is enough, enough?

              • mrs peabody says:

                How long do you think a real job would last? They’d fire her after the first STFU she said to a customer.

              • PJ says:

                As much as I really don’t like Pinky L VanderSwag still I think that blog is beneath her or what she pretends to be anyway. It’s really mean spirited. If it’s true that Brandi really self mutilates then she needs help not critisim and being outed in such a mean spirited way in a blog is wrong. I honestly feel that that blog may come back on Lisa. Lisa jokes about sex all the time and she jokes about being unfaithful to Ken, Brandi wasn’t serious and Lisa knows that but lisa wants to call Brandi out on whatever she can and she will use whatever it takes even lie if necessary. I seems obvious to me that these women want Brandi gone and they will do whatever it takes to get her gone but really how low can you go. I hope someone gets Brandi the help she needs if anything Lisa says is actually true. Self mutilation is a very serious mental health issue. For these women to sit back and do nothing if this is true to me is horrible. This is all just my opinion I’m sure many will disagree but honestly this is ugly and Brandi isn’t the only one making it ugly. Bad form Lisa really bad form.

                • You know Brandi has written about her facial mutliation in her books and spoken about this publicly as well, right? She even has used medical terminology and talked about her therapy for it. Brandi even mentioned it on a RHOBH episode when she met Lisa to do a model shoot once.

                  Lisa didn’t out anything.

                  Brandi, however, has bullied LisaVP, now even physically assaulting her, as well as spreading terrible lies about her and Ken so many times, it’s astonishing to me Lisa can stand to even be in the same room with her.

                  This is just my opinion. I guess we all see things from different perspectives. I made excuses for Brandi so many times. Now I just see her as dangerously self-destructive.

                  • PJ says:

                    I agree she is self destructive, I hope she gets help. But I still can’t abide anyone outing a person who self mutilates. Yes Brandi has admitted picking her face but the self mutilation is another thing, maybe they go hand in hand, I’m not sure they do. Sorry I wouldn’t treat my worst enemy this way.

                    • Perhaps I am misunderstanding. I thought Lisa was referring to Brandi mutilating her face. That’s all she mentioned and probably got that definition from Brandi herself.

                      But perhaps you know of other self-mutilation. I don’t, so maybe I’m missing what Lisa meant.

                • austin1963 says:

                  Brandi is getting nothing more than she deserves. I have no sympathy for her.

                • mrs peabody says:

                  I think Lisa gave us what we wanted, an explanation as to what is really going on and I’m glad she did.

                • Veena (NMD) says:

                  But Brandi wasn’t ‘joking’ when she said that Lisa slept with half of Hollywood, she was using it as an example of things people were saying about each of the ladies – she justified it in her blog by saying it was a joke – but it never was. She may have meant it as an example of an untrue thing people were talking about – but it was not a raunchy British joke, and her revisionist history is exhausting.

                  • It’s exactly the same tactic as Kim/Brandi used against LisaR in the first dinner fight: say it on camera and people will run with it. How many articles, comments, blogs have now speculated on “what Harry did”?

                    Same with this BS Brandi NOW started about Lisa: bitter innuendo, but she meant NO HARM. Ha. Kyle called it: put it out there hoping it would stick.

                    Brandi is so out of control, she’s like an incurable STD these women now have.

                • Stacey says:

                  Brandi has often mentioned the digging at her face.

            • Ladina says:

              Lisa V is not perfect , but do you really think if she wants BG out she just needs to snap her fingers and is done, BG is a mean and nasty person, and more so an adult, that she behaves like a teenager is another story, she is at odds with everyone, including Kim for what it seems on next week episode, don’t blame Lisa V for BG’s demise, she did that all by herself.. I don’t hate her, I feel sorry for her, shes is in deep emotional trouble, and the worst part she doesn’t want to acknowledge it and seek help.

              • PJ says:

                I have lost track of who you replying to. If it’s me then I say she didn’t snap her fingers she orchestrated it behind the scenes and the main team is going along with it. Look Her dear friend Kyle told us who Lisa is but no one was listening now they are BFFs again. But I call horse hockey on that Brandi was ever at fault in the Kyle/Lisa saga. When people jumped on the Brandi hate bandwagon I didn’t and I know some people thought that meant I was a fan. I’m not a fan but I felt that there was more than meets the eye with Brandi and that she needed help more than she needed hate. I’m not going to bully someone who needs help. I really don’t care what anyone else thinks.

            • Shiny says:

              I want to get rid of Brandi, too, and she hasn’t actually done anything to ME (well, except pollute the show I was watching with her behavior and mouth). Guess I need a blog to say that – oh yeah, I already do it here on this blog

              • T-Rex says:

                Here Here! That pathological lying bitch hijacked our perfectly good show and now Bravo needs to show her the door! I don’t understand someone blaming anyone on this show for THELIARSUPREMESCUMBAGSLUTBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi’s behavior or how she is perceived from what i understand they don’t have any redeeming footage to actually show she is a moron pretty much the entire time they film!

                • austin1963 says:

                  Co-sign on that. That anyone is feeling oh-so-sorry for poor-put-upon-Brandi blows my mind. Lisa V.’s blog was probably the truest thing I’ve read from a housewife lately and I t think it’s the result of an actual epiphany she had. Brandi is toxic – period.

                  • mrs peabody says:

                    like I said I think Lisa gave us what we wanted, a true explanation of what really is going on and I’m glad she did

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            I don’t see a good ending for Brandi either.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Foxy, I think Brandi revealed that about herself (picking at her face). I think she called it “digging” in her first book. I didn’t read the 2nd book.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Brandi talks about picking her face all the time-on the show in her blogs on her podcast in her book -all the time! This is not a secret!

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I remember seeing a close-up of her face when she said she had picked at it before going out. That’s why I think it will really sting her, the fact that Lisa pointed that out.

      • chismosa says:

        I pick my cuticles and all my closest girlfriends do too! It’s such an oddity but big effin deal im not on xanaax for it

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          I do too!! I used to bite my nails and pick at them too but at 45 I quit-my nails look so nice now!! My cuticles are usually a mess…maybe when I’m 50 I will stop picking them!!

          • Veena (NMD) says:

            I used to bite my nails, but as I approach 50 (and take calcium supplements daily) my nails are gorgeous.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              I’m probably going to start calcium supplements the next time I visit my thyroid doctor-she mentioned it last time and told me to wait for my next visit-calcium and thyroid medication are a tricky mix…but my nails will be fabulous!!

          • Stacey says:

            I bit my nails to bloody nubs my whole life..stopped when I was 33, in the middle of my divorce! Will never understand how I stopped a lifelong stress habit at the most stressful time in my life. My nails are long and always painted. Everyone thinks they are fake lol

        • mm in oc says:

          I pick and bite my cuticles and skin around my nails. It’s a nasty habit. It’s also called a form of OCD.

    • mrs peabody says:

      So now I know Lisa made that remark to Yolo about her being committed to her husband for 33 years, I wondered why she said that. I know Brandi made a joke earlier about Lisa sleeping around but I took it as a joke not knowing there was more to it. I’m glad Lisa has finally had enough, I just hope the rest of the girls have.

      • T-Rex says:

        MrsP-My source I posted about a couple of weeks back told me explosive stuff was going to be shown and that after this trip, the ladies went to Bravo and production and said US or HER.

        • mrs peabody says:

          That is good news, because it’s her or me too and I think a lot of other viewers feel that way too. Brandi needs help just as bad as Kim does and they do not belong on a show like this and esp since neither one are even married and haven’t been the whole show. It’s called housewives not rich bitches of Beverly hills

        • Melbourne-Aussie says:

          Hi Trex is the explosive stuff the things we are seeing now or things left out????

          • T-Rex says:

            I think she was talking about last week, this week, and apparently next week. I don’t think things get any better and THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi’s behavior doesn’t get better, she gets worse because no one is listening to her or forgiving her, so she acts like the freakin two year old she is and throws a tantrum at some point. I tuned out two weeks ago, going to be honest here, can’t watch any longer this is just such a trainwreck and I blame mostly BRAVO, they could have stopped this mess but chose not to.

            • Melbourne-Aussie says:

              Can’t imagine what it is like for the foreigners around watching their behavior.

      • austin1963 says:

        I think part of Brandi’s MO is to make “jokes” but she’s actually just throwing spaghetti on the wall to see what sticks. If she can get something to stick, then she runs with it in an effort to destroy whomever she can. She’s a freaking hydra.

        • She states 2 “true” rumors- Eileen is a home wrecker, LisaR has an eating disorder, and then throws out a total lie and uses the other two truths to support it.

          Machiavellian#

          • She also used the “truth” related to Kim’s addiction, as well as the truth about her own pattern/habit of getting drunk and being mean.

            Dod what she said about LisaVP have any element of truth in it? Doesn’t matter; it will be speculated on, especially by Brandi’s fans, and the damage is done. That was Brandi’s intent all along. That’s why she gets that wicked smirk on her face. She knows these women are too nice to fathom what she’s truly trying to do to them.

            More Marquis de Sade, to me.

    • NYCer1 says:

      THIS! THIS! THIS! Brandi is so shady. I’m so relieved that next week Kim finds out that Brandi is the one who was talking intervention and how Kim was in danger. And now we know she tried another manipulation on LisaV while lying about Kyle. I will be so satisfied if this season ends with Brandi being made to face all of her lies at the reunion. Andy said there is an 11th hour smoking gun presented at the reunion. We’ll see.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        This is so stupid for me to even think-never mind actually share it but when Kim finds out that Brandi is saying all that behind her back-I kind of sort of feel sorry for her…I know I know ….it’s her own fault and she’s not a nice person but I can’t help it!!

        • I feel the same way

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            You do???? I thought I was all alone….

            • Hanging my head in shame…

              Kim is just so aggressively defending Brandi and has chosen her over her own sister.

              Rug gets yanked right out from underneath her.

              misplacedtrust#

              • NYCer1 says:

                I feel sorry for her too. Such a vulnerable woman and Brandi was grooming her like a predator! Over and over saying even your sister doesn’t care about you, only I love you, the new girls all talk behind your back, etc. And those were just the conversations we saw! I can imagine there were many more if they were talking every night like Brandi indicated. And poor Kim fell right into her trap–alienated herself from everyone but Brandi. It was bad enough when Brandi was crushing LVP’s spirits last year…at least she had a solid support system and was able to bounce back from putting her trust in Brandi. Kim, I’m worried about. I hope her blog silence means she’s in treatment or something…

                • austin1963 says:

                  I agree that Brandi has been “grooming” Kim. Do I feel sorry for her? Not exactly, but I concede it must suck to be her.

              • lila1star says:

                Don’t hate me but I do not feel sorry for Kim–nor is she some poor vulnerable lady subject to the whims of Brandi. The addict tentacles do reach far and wide over the air ways and ISP’s. It is Brandi that has fallen into Kim’s trap and many viewers as well. Kim drives the narrative between her and Brandi. (until Brandi tires of it)

                Kim is mean and hateful and has been that way for years. She knows what she is doing as she pokes and prods her victims weak spot. Creating havoc so she can come out either pitiful or smelling like a rose. All for the sole purpose of protecting her addiction so she can use again and thus the cycle repeats.

                I am not giving Brandi a pass by any means–she plays the same darn game but isn’t as good at it as Kim is–yet…. Also Brandi has other motives against these ladies she so wants to take down where Kim’s are more basic–dropping more pills than a 3 finger pharmacist –(I got that quote from some tv show and it stuck).

                If I feel sorry for either of them it is more because of the demons they carry and have to fight. One human to another but that’s as far as it goes.

                • Austin says:

                  I agree, but I’m not able to minimize Brandi’s role in any way. They’re both toxic, dangerous human beings. They are the way they are, at least at the moment, because they are fully willing to be that way. But I agree with you that for all this time, we’ve mainly seen Kim as a harmless drunk, just a pawn in her own addiction. I think more people are getting the picture.

        • Hang on there…I read Kim was still defending Brandi all the way through the Reunion, but of course, that’s just gossip, so guess we’ll find out.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            On the preview for next week Kyle tells Kim what Brandi said to Lisa R and Kim just looks like a wild animal-calling Kyle a liar…it’s sad! Brandi did say on one of her podcast that Kim was mad at her-it was before the reunion taped. Kim is so flakey though so who knows!!

            • Kim seems to have disappeared from social media since the Reunion. I wonder if she’s back in rehab or just laying low. I wonder if that’s the announcement at the end of the Reunion. At this pace, it’ll be a month or more before we know that answer.

  36. Lisa V and Ebola: She was invited by the UN to speak at the “Ebola Concert” – in support of raising funds for Ebola research. She’s pretty fabulous – and way more interesting than anything we’ve seen of her on Bravo. Her speech is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZJPkgJIsA

    • Thanks for this. LisaVP is a great woman and role model. Nobody is perfect, but she works very hard and I enjoy her kindness, wit, and humor on the show. It’s what has kept me coming back in spite of myself during the last couple of years of Brandi’s bitter calumny.

  37. Ladina says:

    I am pretty sure we will ear about the trainer on the reunion, BG really is a pos, why would she say that. Also, when Yo got up last night imo it wasn’t because she didn’t want to be in the middle of the fighting, I bet she is the one telling BG the others are saying she is an alcholoic… She got up so she wouldn’t be call on it, you know BG would’ve say something eventualy…

    • The only person I have ever heard say “the girls” on BH is Yoyo…I could be wrong….

    • T-Rex says:

      This will be her answers, first, she didn’t say it, then it was taken out of context, then the “other ladies” were talking about it, she “heard it” from someone, then she will say she was just kidding and why can’t anyone take a joke. She is so transparent and she is such a terrible LIAR, because when her mouth is moving she is lying, but she is so damn stupid she can’t keep her lies straight.

  38. auroracooper says:

    Great blogs everyone! Happy wedding day and congrats to HuskerHuny’s daughter and family!

  39. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Excellent job on the blogs today Starzy and Sunny Girl!!
    I don’t know about you guys but I’m ready for BH to be over. I’m tired of the whole Kim thing-she’s such a nasty person. Blaming everyone for talking about her pill popping like it was going to go unnoticed! Who the hell does she she think is? She was high on camera and we all know it but no one should say anything because that’s what everyone has always done for Kim-wake up SisterFriend-those days are over!!! I want the reunion to be on now and get that done with too-this season is exhausting!!!!
    Shahs is starting off crazy and I’m not really liking the new chick -However I still love Asa cause that girl loves herself!! Poor MJ is just a mess and that CONTOURING…#fixitJesus

    • I am almost over the BHWs….. they gotta show that they are more than Kim’s addiction, I mean seriously every f*ing season it is the star of the show!!!!

    • chismosa says:

      Assssa is fine but calling out MJ and loving Reza after the bs he spewed about her ? And she’s the one “refugee”- but all their families are – and not seeing her family for so many years until……………🙌 a convenient reality show allowed them to get to turkey ?
      By this point her family in Iran had the visas to get to turkey – how serendipitous — I had a big issue with that last year. Iranians I know find it SO easy to go back and forth – EVEN with having fled under government jobs. They all roll their eyes to that storyline.
      They said as poor Lilly said — it’s not as bad as its all made out to be. Lilly and GG travel there often.

      And we don’t see her boyfriend ? Why aren’t they married ?

      I didn’t like her turn on MJ. She’s flippy floppy to me and her music stuff makes me just …. Annoyed. It’s like ‘affected’ now ….this year we have a burka being shown. Nice !

      And she knocks them ALL for the nosejobs and is so critical but turns. …. And is now besties. I don’t think she’s as close to them growing up with all as only MJ and Reza and Mike to GG are.
      She’s such a cool outsider ! What a rebel !💩
      And PS she’s had face work done IRL. Fillers and &hit. Her skin was not great before.

      Reza I’ve just had it. If I see him near the LI princesses homes im doing major stalkage.

      Sorry all my effing comments haven’t shown up due to WordPress being so freakin picky I can’t take it 😠😠😠😤😤😤😤

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, the best Jill in all the land… I kinda long for the days when we just saw Kim folding clothes.

  40. chismosa says:

    Tarts I don’t get why my fabulous name is STILL IN MODERATION- no bad words and I think less characters than the dragon lady Reebs

    Please help !
    My 30 comments are like invisible 👻

    🙏🙌#
    reversehashtag#

    • I think it’s cause you keep switching your name up.

      WP thinks you’re a trollie.

      commitmentissues#

      • chismosa says:

        Yup !

        I think this one’s going to stay.
        Since I’m not Gina’s bestie anymore 😫😭😪

        • Melbourne-Aussie says:

          why oh why not her bestie, was it something she said

          • chismosa says:

            No —- I adore her ! But I’m not as “exclusive” anymore LOL

            Hahaa.

            I’m so intrigued by these big rumors coming up about someone and heroin ?
            Gamble ?

            Yikes ! 😳

            • Melbourne-Aussie says:

              Where did that come from, there are rumors that Chyka & Janet extend about Gamble & getting paid for sex.

  41. VV™ says:

    We are so lucky at Lynnfam to have great blogger. Each and every time I read the blogs, I am not dissapointed. Starzy99, I dont know how you do it. Fantastic job, you crack me up each and every time. Sunny Girl, I don’t watch Shas but can follow the show with your excellent recaps.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Yes, great blogs Starzy and SunnyGirl. Hey both names are celestial! Starzy, I loved this: “But Brandi – You ARE the joke. You are not a comedienne… You are a JOKE. We are not laughing with you… We are laughing AT you. Get a grip!”

      And SunnyGirl I loved your definition and I loosely quote “…an ape who drinks orange flavored drink.”

  42. NYCer1 says:

    Is anyone horrified that Jill Zarin had one of her fake accounts win the contest to name her cooking blog? That poor company that signed her on as spokesperson probably has no idea she has so many fake online fans. They asked for entries to name Jill’s blog and the entries weren’t coming in, so she supplemented them with a few of her own, and one of her fake accounts won. I’m aghast that this company doesn’t seem to know who they are dealing with. I wonder what fake address she gave for them to send the prize to. I can’t believe she is still running with this pseudo fame.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      OMG!! Something’s never change…JZ is one of those things!! She’s still running that old game-tired old fake twitter accounts!! Come on people-be original!!!

    • Wait wut? How did you find out about this?

      If a fake account won- it’s probably Maggie’s address that they’ll use. Her social media person.

      Ugh. IHJZ.

      • NYCer1 says:

        She had been retweeting the company’s requests for entries, and then was thanking her fans for “so many” entries. Nosy me checked out the entries because I couldn’t believe she still has enough fans that they would be naming a food blog for a matzo company in large numbers. Of course there were next to no entries, and I recognized some of the fake accounts. (They all follow each other and have really general identities–like “midwest mom” “sassy black woman” “college girl”…really really pathetic and, in some cases, offensive.) So it was a guy who won, I looked at his account, and sure enough he has no real followers and is following some of the usual suspects. I know it’s a character flaw to check up on her every now and then–just can’t help it!! Susan Saunders lives and is still getting away with it.

  43. Melbourne-Aussie says:

    Enjoyed the blogs thoroughly.
    QueenV’s blog was simply stating facts inregard to her BG encounters & exactly what she has been witness to. I don’t see it as being mean at all simply stating facts. She is a woman that has achieved & I love her example.
    Yo needs to stay in bed fulltime & off my screen please, get well or whatever but on your own time.
    No words left for Kim & BG other than you can not do BS & then cry my children, that is just crap you both have put it out there, & once out of the bottle impossible to put bck.
    LisaR loved her up until the forgiveness summit, shouldn’t have opened her door to that one. & Elieen should have been present. Kyle’s issues are her family’s alone.
    And why does Kyle talk about her mother constantly, her family relationships seem to be measured by something about her mother. It is time to deal with them as they are now, as adults.
    Eileen,the non working actresses are jealous of your work, your beautiful family life & your normal view of the world. What is there not to hate.

    • LOLOL! Oh, you’re positively Shakespearean in your spot-on shade and praise. #Standingovation!

    • VV™ says:

      What she said 👆

      • Melbourne-Aussie says:

        OOOOOOh thanking you all very much it wasn’t anything (in my best British voice)

        • Melbourne-Aussie says:

          PS which I don’t have.

          • mrs peabody says:

            My husband and I just got back from 3 weeks in Australia and 2 weeks in NZ. We loved your country and NZ and had a wonderful time. I wish everyone could have a chance to visit it. We saw the GBR, went to the Australian Open while in Melbourne and visited Sydney. Wonder trip.

    • chismosa says:

      I’ve said since day 1 of this season Kim is JEALOUS of working actresses that are close to her age or gasp 😱older than her !!!

      HOW DARE THEY!!!!

      • Melbourne-Aussie says:

        Absolutely and them having a great family long term

        • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

          Exactly. >>>>> leads to her jealousy of her sister.

  44. No. Bravo just showed it again. The glass smash. IMHO- the glass never left her hand- she smashed it on the edge of the table.

    deliberate#

  45. So I just read LisaVP blog. It’s hard to keep up with these bishes. Instagram accounts disappearing, blog here and there and everywhere. Phew.

    So. I don’t think it was a poor reflection on her, or was too cruel.

    IMHO there is something terribly wrong with Brandi. Personally I think there was some type of sexual abuse because she acts out in a way I have seen women that I know in my RL act out.

    LisaVP alludes to something like that, again JMO- when she talks about the self mutilation.

    RHOBH is not a charity being run for the rehabilitation of wayward self medicating 40+ year old nor is LisaVP a social worker.

    She owes Brandi nothing. The blog was appropriate.

  46. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    BH is on now-ummm Kim in the sex shop…what a friggen weirdo

    • TexasTart says:

      The outfit that Brandi was admiring in the window, she was wearing that bra on the boat. It exposes the entire breast. Remember I said she was wearing hooker attire, there’s a point where that bra is exposed at the table…and another time you can see she has leather or vinyl hot pants.
      Not that I care, just making the point she was dressed very provocative and had sex on her brain.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        There is no explanation for her outfit…

        • TexasTart says:

          Easy access. Hooker boyfriend from the red light district would know!

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Ok I finally got a look at the whole ensemble-it’s redic!! That bra has straps and nothing else? What’s the point? If you don’t need support why not go braless? It would have been way less complicated!!

  47. TexasTart says:

    When Brandi is on the boat she looks at everyone – except Kim – with disdain and contempt. This is before she started in on Eileen. JUST like Kim at the chucked wine glass dinner has a freaking agenda before anyone opened their mouth.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      The best part is Kim telling Eileen how she talked about Brandi at the lunch with her and Kyle and Eileen went all in and said exactly -almost exactly-what she said-she didn’t deny she didn’t make excuses she totally said all her words!! It was awesome and Kim didn’t know if she should shit or go blind!! It made me really really like Eileen!!
      And why does Kim think relapsing once doesn’t require a discussion but if she did it 2 3 or 4 times it would be ok to talk about it? She’s a real loon!!

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Also I don’t understand how Eileen is unraveling Kim’s life?

        • TexasTart says:

          Because Kim’s kids will disown her now, since Eileen told the world that Kim was effed up of course! Otherwise they wouldn’t have a clue right?!

          • mrs peabody says:

            I thought we saw it in the car on the way over to Eileen’s, we knew it before Eileen did.

          • austin1963 says:

            If her children have really threatened to cut her off if she relapses one more time, imagine all they’ve been through with her addiction. All that her whole family has been through.

        • Because she’s handling Kim like a BOSS.

          Obvi.

  48. VV™ says:

    Happy spring time from the Hiltons!

    A post shared by Rick Hilton (@rickhilton7) on

  49. VV™ says:

    New Orleans – 2015

  50. VV™ says:

    United Nations – 2015

    Such an honor to meet Ban Ki-moon and speak at the UN today #EbolaResponse

    A post shared by Lisa Vanderpump (@lisavanderpump) on

    • Thanks for sharing this pic. Lisa is ROCKING it.

      An aside: My favorite name in the world right now is BAN KI-MOON. it’s so lyrical. Not to mention, he’s a lovely person, but that’s secondary. It’s like Pitti-sing and Nanki Poo (The Mikado). Makes me smile just to say it.

  51. I may have a new girl crush on Eileen.

    cautiouslyoptimistic#

    • VV™ says:

      I like Eileen too. I wouldn’t go as far as girl crush BUT she’s classy.

    • TexasTart says:

      Well, it’s obvious how I feel, Eileen has been my gravatar all season!

      LisaR is starting to lose me though.
      And I’ve been following her since her Days Of Our Lives stint.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Tartsy I feel the same but I have a feeling Rinna will win us back at the reunion!! I’m not giving up on her yet!!

      • Exit4 says:

        Lisa V and Kim is like being on a soap-you have to pretend you’re someones lovah but you hate them and they smell. Then you have to pretend you love them and make out with them and make sexy bedroom eyes 👀 at them. You take a deep breath-fake it til you make it and cash your check. All those years on soaps taught Her a thing or 2!

      • T-Rex says:

        Tartsy, SO funny, I have always like ThatTrampWeLoveEileen, but I really didn’t like LypsLisa much when I had seen her on interviews prior to BHills. SO, when she came on to BHills, I tried to give her the “benefit of the doubt” so to speak and for a few shows I liked her, yeah, after the breaking of the glass scene, can’t condone that and she also seemed to go from zero to Batshitcrazy that night, so yeah, she is not on my favorites list!

    • hawkmoon947 says:

      Eileen may be my new role model. She was calm, collected and direct in a hurricane of crazy and didn’t back down from saying what she needed to say. I, on the other hand, am too often like a stunned deer caught in headlights when verbally attacked. The next time that happens, I’lll think, “What would Eileen do?”

  52. VV™ says:

    Sacramento – 2015

    Such an honor to be named Woman of the Year by the California Assembly!

    A post shared by Lisa Vanderpump (@lisavanderpump) on

  53. VV™ says:

    Love her or hate her. Lisa Vanderpump is having a great year so far. 💖👑
    #queen

  54. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Homie …deuces Mother fu*ka….come on Brandi grow up already-it’s not cute watching a 40 something try to speak like a teenager-it’s sad and desperate.

  55. This stupid ass game backfired big time on Brandi didn’t it?

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I don’t really understand it-she said nothing meaningful but she was so worried about what they would “make up” to say about her. She really must not like herself.

      • Kim and Kyle basically kissed and made up. And THATS when she started crying and then shut it down shortly after. And then had to leave because Ruh Roh…now what…

  56. Irrational craving for pancakes…

  57. If I didn’t think Yolanda was the AntiChrist I would feel sorry for her. This whole trip has been a fiasco.

  58. Brandi’s cheek fillers need their own blog

  59. TexasTart says:

    Re-watching the slap and WhiteTrashGal ‘s post about sexual predators or assault behavior ^^^^ was right on the money and I didn’t catch the fact Brandi had the back of Lisa’s neck and was in fact keeping her captive. Good grief, why didn’t I recognize that was dangerous behavior the first time? If that had been a man doing it to LisaV everyone and their dog on the blog would have been having a fit.

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      I think the episode really showcased how messed up Brandi is. The insecurities, need for validation through sex, and self loathing. I almost feel bad for her.

      • chismosa says:

        Same here. True psychological case study.

        I almost do feel bad also.

        • austin1963 says:

          If she expressed the teeniest bit of remorse for anything, it would be different. But as long as she doesn’t, she can stew in it.

    • WhiteTrashGirl gave me an “aha” moment.

      She isolated her and then cornered her

    • T-Rex says:

      The fact that she wants and has wanted to KISS TheRoyalVPump so that she can use the “I made out with TheRoyalVPump” at some point is really psychotic, and Bravo needs to kick her to the curb before something drastic happens. Seriously, I think she has some real anger management issues, and these are extremely heightened when she is drinking. I agree with TheRoyalVpumps blog, if I were her I wouldn’t want to film with that psycho or have anything to do with her ever again. I can see now why my friend was saying it’s a lot worse then we realized, when she told me weeks ago there was going to be a real issue with the trip and what happens in the next two episodes.

  60. Stars99, I completely missed this parallel situation:

    “Brandi has the idea to go around the table one by one and say one thing they really like about the each person. Because you know, just 2 minutes ago when Brandi went around the table and said really ugly things about everyone – It really worked out well, right?”

    Well spotted. It also seems to be similar to the Yolanda launched “share something personal” exercise that started the throwdown between Kim and LisaR.

    Which is why I keep wondering if this is something the director has set up with the cast time and again. I’d truly love to see just ONE time the director setting up the scene, how the scene is staged–because whatever part of this is “real”, we all know that there is a director telling the cameras when to set up, where to go, who to film, how to arrange the table seating so all can be seen, etc. Plus the secondary shots of entering and exiting…I’m not in the business, but I think that much has to be set up. It’s not like the women are wearing GoPro cam’s on their heads.

  61. Veena (NMD) says:

    Help me out with the timing.

    They arrive mid-day – nap, and meet for dinner. Disaster dinner.
    Next day they ride bikes and go to the pot shot, and eat vending machine food (extra footage)
    Next day they slit for shopping / sleep/ museum and meet for dinner.

    So why are the ladies talking about the disastrous dinner the NIGHT BEFORE – wasn’t there a full day inbetween? Was truce called because they were visiting Yo’s mum?

    • VV™ says:

      They left for Europe September 28 and they were back in LA October 03. How production decided to present the footage to us viewers is always based on the story they want to drive. We know we can figure out the correct order of events by what the cast says, what they were wearing on the scenes, pics on social media, pics on print media, paparazzi pictures etc etc. Very good observation about truce because of Yofo’s mom. That may have been the case. I didn’t even think about it.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Now I’m confused.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      People tuned in for THE SLAP!!

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        I wonder if someone and her 💩🚜rubbishWriter™®© will take the credit for the ratings.

  62. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Exit OMG you reminded me of this —
    LOVAHs ….

    https://screen.yahoo.com/love-ahs-hot-tub-000000900.html

  63. Exit4 says:

    Watching a repeat of Friends with Brooke Shields-where Joey had to pretend to be Hans Ramore Drakes evil twin to stop her from stalking him. They all throw water at him-“you left the toilet seat up-you bastard!”-I’m wondering if this was the inspiration for the ladies of BH?

    • Powell says:

      Oh yeah I remember. I loved that show o much I purchased the last season on DVD as soon as it came out. I had never done that w/any other comedy. IDK who was my favorite character. That was some great comedic writing.

  64. mrs peabody says:

    Was watching mob wives reunion when I finally had to delete it, you think the housewives yell, the mob wives are worse.

    • T-Rex says:

      Oooooo, like how ConvictFelonJuicyJoe says he MET her twice but didn’t “do” anything with her, YEAH RIGHT. However I don’t this would come as a great shock to ConvictFelonTeresa, that guy has cheated for years, of course if he isn’t getting any “lovin” from his wife because she is in Prison, he is going to get it somewhere else, he is a pig! OH and by the way, let’s take note that he is hanging out in Atlantic City, probably so that explains why he is not paying their bills!

    • Exit4 says:

      Oh Juicy! Last time he was “cheating” in AC they got the locations wrong-but this time they got it right, so hmmm. The jersey crew is in AC quite often-normally at Borgota, he’s switched it up! Lol. I know someone who worked at Carmine’s-but they don’t anymore (boo) so I can’t get any scoop. But I’m going to try!

  65. I re-watched this hot mess again last night. I don’t think I am alone when I say, I DON’T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED! I am not a “hugger”. I am not overly affectionate with friends. I am not a “toucher” nor am I a fan of “touchers”. I have had very long hair that I usually wear in a ponytail (ala Kyle) and no one thinks twice to tug on my pony…um, we are in our 40’s! Don’t touch my f-ing hair!
    Anyhoo…I kinda think Lisa is like that. She is a Brit and not overly affectionate with casual friends. And then to be “trapped” on a boat with Brandi holding her hostage had to be awful. There was nothing funny about that scene. You could see Lisa was trying to get away from her and Brandi was blocking the exit. Will Bravo ever put a clause in the contract about hitting a fellow cast mate?
    Has anyone noticed that Kim has been MIA on twitter and the blogs? I think someone said Kingsley was returned to her a few weeks ago…perhaps he ate her?

    • Powell says:

      Namaste I’m sorry I’d have to hug you. That’s it. BIG hugs from Powell. I wouldn’t be overtly touchy. I do respect people’s space. 😉 But I wouldn’t pull your ponytail. I have never been fond of people touching my hair either. Can I have your ponytail? The longest my hair has gotten is above the middle of my back. Got a ways to go to get there know. I’ve always wanted really long hair. 🙂
      But I digress. 🙂 I know these ladies are under contract but some things they need to stand up to production/Bravo/Andy/NBC/whoever. Bobble or no one else should be allowed to block another castmate’s way. If Lisa wanted out of where Bobble was blocking it shouldn’t have been allowed & Lisa should have demanded it. They need to stick up for themselves. They have a contract but so does production/Bravo/Andy/NBC/whoever.

    • T-Rex says:

      Namaste- I am TOTALLY with you! I have an extreme issue about my personal space, I have since I was a kid, I am not a real hugger, and certainly don’t want someone touching me without my permission! If anyone other than my husband, and especially a woman who is a crazycrackpot, came in for a smooch, they best be prepared for me NOT to allow that, and possibly a huge shove that would knock you on your ass! In addition, if you would have slapped me, or even TAPPED my cheek I would have socked you probably in your stomach fairly hard enough to knock the wind out of you and you would probably drop to your knees! (I have had self defense training!)

    • Kansas Girl says:

      I totally understand the no-hug rules! I come from a family that never hugged casually. I didn’t hug friends. In my 50s, I dated a guy who complained that I didn’t hug or touch freely and I actually forced myself to learn this to fit in. Now it’s more comfortable. But last year one of my students hugged me after a meeting in my office — and I had to tell her that WE DO NOT DO THAT. The trouble she could get herself into, randomly hugging her university professors! I’m much more comfortable just not touching other people at all — that’s the real me. Think of the germs one could avoid!

    • Exit4 says:

      I’m a hugger and a kisser-depending. I know who to hug and kiss! Lol! I am “normal” affectionate with friends-but Brandi was too much. Not even holding her back, but going in for a kiss and trying to make her kiss her. No. Then the “slap me, slap me”, no. Brandi goes to far! My pet peeve though, was when I was pregnant, having strangers come up and touch my stomach. I’d let friends do it-but it drove me nuts when strangers did it! Why would anyone think you can come up and start rubbing my stomach? I know they meant no harm (especially little old ladies) but that made me cringe!

      • jezzibel says:

        my family we are affectionate towards each other, and I show affection for close friends, but its something reserved for those you love or care deeply about. Brandi has an aggressive disregard for personal space, Lisa did kind of nail it when she wrote that giving Brandi a peck on the cheek, turns into Lisa and I made out.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I’m with you. I am extremely affectionate to those that I love…..but please give me my personal space. With some people, if you even play hit them, you give them an open door for things to get out of hand.

          • austin1963 says:

            Our nuclear family is extremely affectionate. But not outside of that. My BFF of many, many years always hug each other when we part, but that’s about it. One really has to be on the inner circle with me, which is only about six or seven people. One thing I’ve always thought about these shows is that I would hate to be required to kissy-kiss with these other women all the time. I am terrible at playing the hypocrite and just would not be able to kiss someone I disdain, even for TV.

  66. Powell says:

    Morning everyone. Just reading up and Kansas Girl just CRACKED me up. “Wait a cotten-picken-minute”. Tooooo funny!! Have a great day everyone. 😁

  67. Powell says:

    I would love it if someone would put together a GatesTM®© list. 😊

    • Kansas Girl says:

      Of all times? For all shows? I’m not volunteering, but would love a list like that.

      I still have the OC Mad list from last season. (Or was it the previous season? They blur.) It was a list of who was mad at whom, including reasons (if there were any).

  68. jezzibel says:

    I went to check out Queen Vanderpumps blog on Bravo…did Brandi post 2 bravo blogs or is the bravo website just that disjointed? I scanned through both and she goes hard after the Lisas

    • mrs peabody says:

      That site is all screwed up. The only way I could read Lisa’s blog yesterday was going through the link on this blog.

  69. Veena (NMD) says:

    she’s baack

    And big hugs and slaps to all of you at Lynnfam – no new blog this morning

    • VV™ says:

      Nancy Davis is Gregg’s sister. Gregg Davis is the billionaire that was married to Kim and is father to Whitney and Chaddyboy. Nancy claims that Gregg stole from her when their fathers inheritance was distributed. She was at that dinner at Kathy Hilton’s home.
      #richpeopleproblems

  70. Veena (NMD) says:

    Didn’t Kim’s daughter get married last summer?

    Let the bachelorette weekend begin 👰🎉 #BrookesBachelorette

    A post shared by Brooke Wiederhorn (@brookewiederhorn) on

    • T-Rex says:

      Yes, she was married August 2nd 2014

      Mr. & Mrs. Wiederhorn 💍#wiederwedding

      A post shared by Brooke Wiederhorn (@brookewiederhorn) on

    • Exit4 says:

      It was a belated bachelorette party-I saw it posted in a few places. I think they pulled the wedding together pretty quickly and just got around to having the bachelorette!

      • T-Rex says:

        Hmmmm, I have been reading some past information and their wedding was always scheduled for around that time. Now, they could have possibly moved up the wedding so that they got it for FREE on the Bravo Dime,(which they did Bravo paid for most of the wedding), because they filmed it. Also, possibly it was moved up because Monty wasn’t doing well physically at the time and maybe they wanted to make sure he could attend and participate in the wedding.

  71. jezzibel says:

    1) http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/blogs/brandi-glanville/brandi-there-are-3-different

    never mind I went back to look for the other one and now I can’t find it…then again their website is so screwy it might have been the same blog

  72. mrs peabody says:

    T-Rex you posted above about your friend saying it’s a lot worse than we realized and there was going to be a real issue with the trip and what happens in the next two episodes. Were the last 2 episodes the ones she was referring to or is that coming up in the next 2 episodes? I can’t imagine it being worse than we just saw.

    • T-Rex says:

      I know that the this episode was one of the episodes she spoke of and not sure if it was just the two past episodes she was referring to, but I think next week is also another episode that is going to be a doozy. I have an email into my friend but she hasn’t answered, she is in production write now and hasn’t answered my emails much.

  73. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    My niece put Ayla in a little swim class…look at those legs…chub for days!!

  74. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Omg is this a wink wink 😉😉 to the salmon salad catastrophe of Kim at whole foods or whatever ? (Though I imagine kim’s was a baked-type salmon)

  75. Powell says:

    Oooh MWs reunion is on now.🏮💥 I don’t think even the Hip Hop shows say more Bit*hes, Effs, Hoes than the Mobwives.

  76. Powell says:

    Lol Karen to Natalie. “Shut the fu*k up you dumb bit*h!!!” HAA!! Vivica has had to scream at them to let her talk, to stop interrupting, to be quiet. HA!! 😄😄

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I saw a clip where Karen says something like, “The reason Alicia doesn’t like me is because my father killed her FIL.” She said this so nonchalantly, it was creepy!!

      • RabbleRouser says:

        I know- then I think it was Renee that said even something just as dumb..like “You never even met your FIL” as if Alicia was inserting herself into something that has nothing to do with her. The reason why she never met her father in law is because Karen’s dad killed him. While that’s not Karen’s fault, I wouldn’t want to break bread with her either especially when she is working on trying to get her dad out of prison.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I agree. I also think Natalie has some sort of death wish. I would not want to be enemies with Karen knowing that her dad has killed so many people and may get out of prison soon.

      • Powell says:

        Yes. She said that cuz Natalie said Alicia doesn’t like Karen. Again that was Sammy. Not Karen. I don’t get why they go there. The kids can’t help what their father did.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Powell, what do you think about Drita dissing Carla when she saw her? Carla in the past, always had her back. In fact, the other girls didn’t understand why Carla always stuck up for her. Dirty was very laid back and it seemed like she didn’t want to be in the middle of fights.

  77. Didn’t Brandi call Vivica Fox a ghetto Barbie?

    • She is so so pretty. Particularly in comparison to the rest of the women.

      • T-Rex says:

        Yeah but she is BSC!!! You know you crazy when even Quentin Tarantino calls you out for being cray cray! Will Smith couldn’t stand doing scenes with her by the end of Independence Day, and there are a lot of other folks that will not work with her, which is why her career has gone no where!

  78. Powell says:

    &http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mad-men-uncensored-epic-never-780101
    Mad Men lovers this is a great article at how it all began to the ending. I’m really going to miss this show.

  79. RabbleRouser says:

    • TexasTart says:

      Adorable! Thank you for sharing that with us, I think it’s the post of the day! ⭐ (which isn’t fair because I haven’t read the other posts yet, but it made me smile!) 🙂

      • RabbleRouser says:

        Thank You TT

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          So cute!! Happy Birthday Reese-I hope you are letting her have birthday cake for dinner!!

          • RabbleRouser says:

            LOL= yes there is will be cake and we are bringing her to pizza port- a local pizza joint with a few games and machines to stick money in and get junk in return.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              RR-sounds like the perfect birthday celebration-kids love junk prizes more than anything!!!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Aww Happy Birthday Reese! She’s beautiful.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Happiest birthday to another wonderful Pisces— ! Aww Rabble- god bless. All health and happiness this year to her! xxoo

      **(yeah i’m sort of obsessed w/ pisces’)

      • RabbleRouser says:

        Funny, now that you mentioned it. It never occurred me to to check what sign they fall under.

        • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

          😳it’s only like the most important thing next to their birth order !!! LOL

          there are books out there about children and their signs …..
          It’s cute. But it goes deeper.

    • RabbleRouser says:

      Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes for my girl. I can’t wait to read them to her when she is home from school.

    • Powell says:

      Happy Birthday Reese. She’s getting cuter. How’s that possible? 🙂 It would be a blast if her 6th Birthday party last ALL weekend. Party like it’s 1999. Woooo hoo!!! 🎈🎈🎈🎁🎁🎁🎁🎂💃💃💃🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

    • Jules says:

      such a lovely girl. March 12 what a fabulous birthday known to have an untamed Spirit, have great loyalty to your friends and are trusted and looked up to.

  80. mrs peabody says:

    Back to the glass breaking fight. I rewatched last night and she did throw the wine/water with one hand and then did the glass break with the other. I know the girls have probably learned over the seasons to keep their mouth shut and just observe if the argument does not involve them but when has that ever kept Brandi’s mouth shut esp when it involves someone she is friends with? I think both Kim and Brandi knew Yolo was going to try to bring up a deep topic at dinner, she probably gave them a heads up that she was going to try and get everyone on the same page and never thinking it would get so out of hand. Kim was just waiting for an opening to lash out at Lisa R, Eileen or Kyle, I don’t think it really mattered who and Lisa gave her the best opening. A sane person who have just thanked her for that apology. I think Lisa really meant it, at least she sounded like she did. If you watch Brandi when the fight starts she pulls Kim back. I think she stayed sober on purpose so she could protect Kim probably thinking she’d have to protect her from Kyle. Brandi sober is a lot quieter than Brandi drunk, she seemed totally speechless for once after the fight when she was picking up the purses and it was just her and Kim in the room, she actually seemed shocked at what happened. Yolo seemed like she wasn’t processing much of what was going on, maybe that was her illness I don’t know. Kim was just a mean bitch and heartless after the fight, all she talked about was her disappointment in Kyle and how she acted. I think both her and Brandi have mental problems from their use of drugs and alcohol. Now on the boat and Brandi trying to kiss Lisa. When they were getting ready to get off the boat Lisa was on one side putting her coat on and Brandi was at the end of the other side. By the time they were ready to get off they were at the end of the line and the last to get off Lisa first in front then in back and I think she finally got off before Brandi. Brandi most definitely was trying to kiss her and when Lisa said I’ll slap you Brandi then went with it saying I’ll slap you and then when Lisa said pick on someone your own size Brandi slapped her and got that strange look on her face again. Part of the confusion for me was they looked like 2 people joking around with each other. I know for Lisa that wasn’t the case but maybe rather than handling it in a joking mood she should be saying with Brandi stop trying to kiss me I don’t like this and say it in a firm tone. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what is in fun and what isn’t. The first time Brandi ever tried to kiss me would have been the last time, no joking about it, it’s not going to happen and I don’t appreciate it. I think there is something wrong mentally with Brandi and I don’t think she knows how to tell what someone’s boundaries are. Because of her sexual obsession I’m thinking everyone might be right about her being sexually assaulted as a young child. She is just so obsessed with it. What woman wears that kind of outfit for a night out on the boat with a bunch of women. Who was she trying to attract and the way she is always hugging and kissing Kim. ewwwww, what’s with that and the way Kim is always crying and sounding drunk when she cries about Brandi fighting with her sister and she’s my sister. There is something wrong with the 2 of them.

    • TexasTart says:

      Excellent post, Mrs. P. I agree with all of that but one minor thing, not worthy of mention at the moment. I especially like this part, I have posted about this before:
      “Kim was just waiting for an opening to lash out at Lisa R, Eileen or Kyle, I don’t think it really mattered who and Lisa gave her the best opening. A sane person would have just thanked her for the apology.”

      Kim and Brandi both have mental issues combined with addictions. I fully believe BG likely has some sexual abuse or improprieties in her youth — BUT I don’t feel bad for them in any way because I have seen, time and time again, on the RHOBH they have both been nasty and disrespectful of their castmates EVEN when sober and they do not show remorse, nor do they ever accept responsibility for their numerous infractions to others!

      • mrs peabody says:

        We’ve seen Kim nasty both drunk and sober, can you imagine what it must have been like for those kids growing up with her as a mother, never knowing which mother they were getting but always knowing whichever one it was she was going to be nasty. You have to really feel for someone with a parent like that. All of a sudden I am starting to really worry about Brandi’s boys even more. I really hope their dad keeps them more and more.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Excellent post

      And Brandi ^^^^ — if yes she had let’s say- been abused- she already —-in that beautiful, moving, classy moment- said she was jealous / mad / whatevs that her sister was abused and not her —- if Brandi WAS- and her family know the truth- they would never come out and say so because you know, they have a pinky-finger’s-length more sensibility than she does. Maybe not much more- i don’t get how her parents and siblings have this deranged person in their family. I can’t help but think something crazy in the dna runs there. I always think that, for some reason. How have they not all cut out contact completely with her.

      Next week’s description says Brandi finds out her father is not in good health— in the same episode she is with Andy’s twink the prostitute!???? So her talking head will likely be ‘oh i just found out about my dad so i had to go out and get drunk… ‘
      #COVERUP#EXCUSES#

      And Andy is STILL not having any HWs on wwh on tuesdays- what’s UPPPP with this???

      Also it said Lisa refuses to accept Brandi’s apology.
      And there’s yet ONE MORE DINNER in Amsterdamnation. Enough!!!

      So long as Kyle keeps those gorgeous koats on — love them!

      • mrs peabody says:

        When I was writing that I was wondering about that statement she made about her sister and wondered if it was really herself she was talking about being abused.

        • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

          whoa… just read this….. blowing my mind up 😮
          yikes Brandi, yikes

        • Powell says:

          Pictures they showed S1 I think, Ang was blonde and quite nice looking. She didn’t have any of what she has now. Totally overly augmented. But I do really like her.

      • looneylucy says:

        Whether or not Brandi or her sister were sexually abused as children is unknown. But didn’t she say that when she was growing up her dad would walk around the house nude? I know if I had been raised that way, I’d be messed up in more ways than one. It makes my blood boil just thinking of any child being exposed to a situation like that.

        • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

          Hi Lucy— (love your name)
          i was meaning to end my comment ^^ to Mrs. P by saying -regardless if she was or wasn’t- or sister was or wasn’t- there is something very demented in her way of thinking and projecting her issues. Both with the women around her and the sexual talk she makes- both at men and women.

          i lost my initial train of thought- but i was meaning to put something with my comment to mrs. p. forgive me if i don’t make total sense

          • looneylucy says:

            Chismosa, I knew exactly what you meant and I agree. I guess my point was even if no one was physically sexually abused, just the fact of being exposed to a father swinging his naked junk around the house as a child (or any age!) would do serious psychological damage. Particularly when the child became the age to explore their own sexuality. Who knows what the child would have been exposed to.

            I’m creeping on dangerous territory and it’s all conjecture and hyperbole etc. so I’ll stop. Especially since this is the third time of me trying to post this. My old laptop, sticky keys and wandering mouse make it almost impossible to reply in a timely manner. That’s why I don’t post very often although I read every day.

            Something is wrong with Brandi. She would be better off to leave the show and get some psychological help to unravel whatever demons haunt her.

            • austin1963 says:

              Meh, I’m not sure what is meant by “walking around the house”. Like going to the fridge from the bedroom totally naked? That’s a bit much. . . Our family is not particularly modest so I can’t be too judgmental overall. I am the only female, but the boys have never really covered up around me. If they want to talk to me when they’ve just come out of the shower, they do and we don’t think a thing about talking while a son is standing there toweling off. I confine any nudity to my bedroom/master bath, but occasionally the boys will walk in, and I don’t rush to cover up, either. Being pretty open has worked well in our family dynamic, but I agree it can be taken too far.

              I don’t think Brandi’s problems stem from nudity in her home, per se. I think it’s possible that boundaries in general weren’t respected. Whatever that meant specifically for Brandi, I don’t know. But I do know that many, many of us were treated inappropriately as children and don’t grow up into hateful, despicable people. I hope she seeks help and counseling for whatever her problems do stem from, and agree she would be better off if she was off the show.

        • T-Rex says:

          Actually a lot of nudists would beg to differ with that statement as would their children. We have several large communities in Florida, and even according to many studies nudity has zero to do with psychological issues. Just sayin. I also don’t believe that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUMORONBrandi’s father ran around naked all that much. I think that’s another one of her many lies. Let’s note she has siblings, neither of whom have anything to do with her!

          • looney lucy says:

            Let’s assume Brandi wasn’t lying about her dad running around naked while growing up. She stated her family were hippies and dad sold pot.

            She never alluded to growing up in a nudist community where there were multiple nudists that I remember. I could be wrong. In my mind, singular nudist with children.

            Call me crazy, but seeing my dad run around naked would f**k me up. I don’t care who would care to differ with me. I’d be screwed up. You have no proof of a community.

            And I know Brandi lies, too. lol. All conjecture.

            • looney lucy says:

              Also, her siblings aren’t on the teevee. We don’t have a clue what their life is like.

            • austin1963 says:

              Right, but if you were raised in a nudist colony/situation, you wouldn’t think your dad being naked was that big of a deal, probably. But you’re right in that Brandi never says that’s the way she was raised.

              • looney lucy says:

                To the best of my knowledge, she wasn’t raised in a nudist colony. A typical blue collar family in a normal (as we know it) environment.

                • Austin says:

                  Yes, I was agreeing with you in that I’ve never heard anything about her being raised around nudists.

      • Powell says:

        Chismosa remember at Bobble Head’s 25th housewarming party her mother tells Lisa V that Bobble gets really mad at people and then she gets over it really fast, or something to that affect? That was her mom covering and enabling Bobble’s bad behavior. She seems to have done that all Bobble’s life.

    • Powell says:

      I agree wholeheartedly. Sounds like you watched intently. Reading I was right there w/you at every step. I did see that Bobble looked caught off. Like “Damn”. And didn’t know what to say.

  81. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    I’m reading the investigativereport2015 by our wonderful Jill, Veena emailed me the blog.

    WOWSA.

    Living for this irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, gossip— GLORIOUS! ⭐
    🌯

  82. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    OMIB – thanks for the links re: Mob Wives- i’m going to read them now.

    I think in regards to Mob Wives- we have to remember two things:
    #1-
    Renee’s sister does the show- so if Karen came back it was likely at Renee’s behest.
    Karen is LOYAL to Renee – i love their relationship.

    #2- people on this show have to keep in mind that real true crimes were committed by these freakin’ people– mostly by Karen’s dad. We should KNOW this, as the whole freakin’ country does. Also his other HUGE crime was by cooperating and being- word of the night- the RAT- of all times.
    So i think these idiots need to accept that and just NOT speak of it.
    Even the ‘beloved’ Victoria Gotti- DUDE HER DAD ORDERED THESE HITS. So look up to her but not to Karen- just because Karen’s dad was the don’s #2? Lame.

    Especially annoying is when the ones who literally have NO MOB CONNECTIONS get revved up- i.e. DRITA- she is NOT mob. NEVER. Her husband was just doing lame bank robbing. She is only on the show because she’s a fan fave and she goes back a long time with Karen and also Ang.
    I don’t believe RATalie is truly mob-connected. She’s just scratching and clawing to be on the show.
    I’m surprised SHE didn’t slash her big-a$$ed boyfriend in the face.

    I think maybe Philly needs to go??? If they can find some other funny cray people from NY-area?

    • mrs peabody says:

      I was wondering why Philly was even on there, surely there are other mob wives on Staten Island. I don’t like the Philly girls at all. I like big Ang, she’s funny at times, too bad she didn’t leave her body alone, same with Renee, they’ve ruined themselves.

      • Powell says:

        Pictures they showed S1 I think, Ang was blonde and quite nice looking. She didn’t have any of what she has now. Totally overly augmented. But I do really like her.

    • I agree with most of what you’ve written.

      Except the Albabian Mob make the Mafia look like choirboys. The don’t order “hits”. They get their Russian made AK47 machine guns, get in a car, and just start firing.

      While Drita herself has no published ties to them, the social club she took the girls to that one time sure does.

      nojoke#
      iwouldnotfeckwithDrita#

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        OMIB you may have missed my many tirades about Albanians- i have prejudices just because they invade my family’s houses in Greece and they are ruining a lot of Greece. ‘
        I also think they are beasts and disgusting in the wars they’ve fought and how they act in them. Not civilized in the least.

        Drita is NOT albanian MOB connected at all. I would be in the Italian or Russian or any other mob than the Albanian mob. They are the worst of the worst right now i would say in this country. Disgusting beyond belief, as their countrymen are known to be.

        So, she’s trash. Unfortunately i find her likeable and that annoys me.

        But i love they say ‘this lifestyle’ when bit-h you AIN’T MOB, nor italian. PLEASE!

    • Powell says:

      Ang and Drita have said all season to Natalie to leave families out of her fights. If Natalie would truly be mad at Karen for something that’s about Karen then they all would tell her to take her beef to Karen but Natalie doesn’t really have anything. She’s mouthed off to Karen just because. Like you said everyone knows what Sammy did. Sammy did it.Karen didn’t do it. Natalie is the one that ratted. Philly totally needs to go.

    • Melbourne-Aussie says:

      After watching the show, I am disgusted with their constant vile reference to the police force. I bet you if any of them needed anything they would be calling. To be famous for someone doing something so heinous is mind blowing. Their is a saying that the sins of the father will revisit the children, but whatever.
      Natalie played into their hands with her temper issues which she really needs help with.
      All the essential service people put their lives on line everyday & that these …… are just horrid. Karen’s boyfriend as well I love how tough he wants to act.

      • mrs peabody says:

        they have no respect for the law at all and seem quite proud of it.

        • Melbourne-Aussie says:

          I understand you have to have that mentality to feel superior & capable to do what they do, well not them but their families they just revel in it, and make money off it.

      • Powell says:

        Her BF is a record producer so I don’t know where the tough act comes from but maybe it’s being w/Karen.

  83. Powell says:

    Just saw a video on Steve Harvey’s Twitter. MJ is going to be on his show doing the dating game. She’s asking 3 guys questions. I guess the BF this season either bit the dust or MJ did a Kenya(allegedly) ; ) .

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Wait what — I thought kenya is still dating the guy stupid Stanker set her up with ?

      MJ ….. Man I used to love her.

  84. Orson says:

    In more pleasant and NON HW news, some of you may remember me talking about my high school buddy who became a grandfather 3 times since last June? Well, last weekend they had the gender reveal party for #4.

    What they do is get the sonogram tech write down the gender of the baby and put it in a sealed envelope to give to the parents. The parents then go to a bakery to order a multi layered cake and leave the envelope there. The color of the icing between the layers will be either pink or blue depending on what’s in the envelope. NOBODY other than the sonogram tech and the baker knows the gender of the baby until the first slice of cake.

    Oh, and it will be a boy. Like his brother and 2 cousins. 😀

    • Powell says:

      I love the idea of the cake. Such a great idea. Congratulations on another boy! Very sweet.

    • mrs peabody says:

      My step-granddtr did that with her baby, she started crying when they found out it was a girl and her response shocked her. It was sweet.

  85. Powell says:

    Oh Marriage Boot camp finale is tomorrow night. Don’t know why I thought it was already finished. I’m going to watch if I remember.

    • I thought Veena made the executive decision not to blog the show? Because it was aweful.

      • Powell says:

        She did. I just thought it was over already since I haven’t been watching But I want to see that finale. I think someone is supposed break up.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Powell bc Bravo clearly isn’t rstchet and cheesy 🍕enough for me …. I confess I watch it !

      People mag just said Tray/Troy whatever – proposes to the girl. I’m blanking on names.
      And I know natalie is preggers IRL

  86. stellastars21 says:

  87. Ok, just watched Mob Wives reunion… can’t stand Vivica Fox, didn’t like her on CA, she probably tweeted that shit just to make poor, poor Kenya look bad, just kidding…but who knows, lol!!!

    Natalie with her gold chainmail dress, I literally, can’t, even!!! If you are going to wear something like that…have it secured and LEAVE IT THE F*CK ALONE….she is so CRAY CRAY!!!!

    That’s all….oh and I don’t understand the pulling of hair, maybe because I had two older brothers and my whole neighborhood was boys….that is not how you fight…throw a punch while you have the chance and they aren’t expecting it, duh….just saying….

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      LOL

      totally agree with you about Viv and Rat🐭

      The fighting – you’re so cute

    • Powell says:

      Yes she wants to show basically full boobage and then pull on the dress all night to keep her boobs from popping out. What’s the point? It’s not an attractive look. I like cleavage, but DAMN!!

  88. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    omg ASHHHY/ BESTIE— just read above ^^^^ that you do the cuticle thing too! how cray! and i used to bite when i was younger too- just a basic nail biter- my mother tried to have me get janky (though better than Brandi’s lee press-ons) filled in tips because it would keep me off my nails- and that helped. Now i don’t bite- but pick!

    Not to be overly gross- but my friends will sometimes be out and one will be like ‘oh i have a bleeder’- of themselves- not me– we are bad. It’s like a nervous condition- and i don’t know how we ALL gave it to eachother!? oddest thing ever.

    So… you and i are besties even more 🙂
    😈

  89. OneMoreInBoston says:

    http://www.tcavjohn.com/pdfs/boundries.pdf

    This report states that nudity in of itself in the home is not child abuse but when coupled with other behaviors, it can mean child abuse is present.

    IMHO- Brandi’s dad being nude did not make her the way she is. But when combined with other creepy shit?

    Damn straight Skippy.

    As badly as I feel that anyone MAY have been sexually abused- Brandi’s acting out is hurting other cast members. She has got to get off this show- it’s just not fair to them or the viewers to watch this girl self destruct with self sabotage week after week.

    • mrs peabody says:

      Lisa hit it on the head when she said she wished Brandi could love herself.

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        Yup- but self loathing is part of being a sex abuse survivor.

        • Exit4 says:

          I’m not convinced she was abused as a child or by a family member-but would you consider her possibly be taken advantage of in that way as a very young model sexual abuse? Even if she consented? I feel like that may be more plausible.

          • IMHO- working on a rape hotline, being in a long term relationship with a childhood sex abuse survivor, knowing makeup artists and laser techs that have confided in me their abuse stories- no.

            Brandi’s behavior is consistent with an adult survivor of childhood sex abuse. It may not have been a family member. But the father’s nudity is a sign in the article I cited of a lack of boundaries. If she grew up in a household where nudity is NOT sexualized but then ended up in a situation where it was, she may not have had the verbiage to say no.

            But the age of consent is 18 for a reason.

            IMHO.

          • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

            Exit your theory reminds me of what we here may had come up with- that theory as having happened to KooKoo Kelly in RHONY after scary island and all her “ways” on the show.

            I wonder ……

        • T-Rex says:

          Yes, but I have known several folks like her, that had zero sexual abuse, they were just completely narcissistic and psychopathic. In addition, pathological lying at the level she is participating in means a whole other level of mental issues, IMO. Again, if she had been abused that fame whore would be shouting about it to the rooftops.

          • austin1963 says:

            I think it’s also just a distinctive possibility that she’s just a crappy person.

            • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

              I agree. I think she’s a whorey attention whore.

  90. Is it crazy that I am a grown ass woman and I want to go see Cinderella?

    MAC has some licensed products and I want every single one. I need more makeup like a hole in the wall too.

    butsocute#

  91. Powell says:

    Oh well. Kathy Griffin but the dust and quite Fashion Police. 😏

        • TexasTart says:

          The irony that Kathy Griffin’s stand up acts are full of nasty and mean content, yet she quits Fashion Police because it’s too mean spirited????! Well, that is laughable. I do understand what she’s saying, to make fun of the wardrobe is okay but not people’s body. But still I think there’s more to it than that. I can’t find the article that I read yesterday where Kathy said the Zendya (sp) joke was written for Giuliana, but it was edited up to make it sound bad. Apparently nobody on FP backed up Kelly (who I never thought had anything to do with it! And Giuliana was not backed up by FP or E! so she just apologized.

          The stupid thing is Joan said a helluva lot worse things. I don’t get it. I thought they should have shut down this format anyway and just make a real fashion review show.

          • RabbleRouser says:

            I don’t get it either, I think that Joan and Kathy are largely insult comics so I don’t get the now sudden…indignation over ”bullying” or “teasing”. I think that this is just really a power play and other sorts of bs disguised to look like a noble cause or action.

          • So, is the thought that the “joke” was written for Giuliana and FP won’t say they did it? I was thinking that since Kelly showed support for G, but was pissed at FP. I am almost thinking Kathy is quitting over who they are looking to replace Kelly?

            • TexasTart says:

              Hi Namaste, that is a possibility – I read on TMZ a day or so ago that Kathy G wanted to have approval in who replaced Kelly. And OMIB posted below that she heard(read) it was over Khloe Kardashian.

  92. TexasTart says:

    About the Richards sisters, probably not anything we ha en’t already discussed, lol
    http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2015/03/12/kyle-kim-richards-feud-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-dog-attack

  93. VV™ says:

  94. Veena (NMD) says:

    The person TT has accused of being Brandi’s blog writer has threatened to sue if I allow any comments about her on this blog – so please refrain yourselves – but this is a fun read ….

    http://tamaratattles.com/2015/03/12/brandis-ghostwriter-is-obsessed-with-lisa-rinna/

  95. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    • VV™ says:

      Another jumping ship. I feel bad for Mel.

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        She’s only one of the producers i never knew – I thought the whole show was just HERS.

        I don’t feel bad. She should have put the show to sleep as soon as her amazing mother passed.
        Karma for getting rid of GEORGE- my 💜!

    • TexasTart says:

      Thanks for this post, Jill. I could not view that for some reason from the TMZ site. I had no idea the letter was on her twitter. This makes more sense now. I don’t think Kathy had creative control there. All those people on FP, including Joan had jokes written for them. Joan was still able to have creative control though.

      I actually think, at this junction, that Melissa is part of the problem there. She is still executive producer.

      • I read it’s Khloe Kardashian. Both Kathy and Kelly quit because they don’t want her in the show.

        Supposedly Melissa doesn’t either, because Joan hated them.

        • TexasTart says:

          There could be something to that, except there wasn’t an opening on the panel for Khloe UNTIL Kelly left. Then I remember how appalled I was to see Khloe on the panel of E! Personalities at the Oscars. She was HORRIBLE! She couldn’t go with the flow. Just didn’t “fit in” with the others. Spoke out of order. Didn’t have anything intelligent to add to the convo. Ugh. And I will admit I can watch her on the reality show but Fashion commentary or hosting is not her thing!

          So, maybe Kelly and the others had a fit about Khloe and the scuttlebutt about the Zendaya joke. And I still firmly believe Kathy had issue that she was told to read jokes instead of do some of her own on the fly. I bet she had no creative control.

          Lots of smoke and mirrors going on. Cancel the show already – like should have been done after Joan died. 😦

  96. Veena (NMD) says:

    Andy is trying too hard with Liam Neeson – fawning almost – wasn’t he besties with Liam’s wife who died after hitting her head skiing?

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Yes and yet Liam never looks like he adores Andy when he’s there.
      It’s so funny.

      And of course, goes without saying Andy is obsessed with his DOOL

    • RabbleRouser says:

      I used to think of Liam as a ‘homme’ being that we are both from Northern Ireland but he has been pissing me off lately with some of his comments in regards to ‘America’… I will leave it at that.

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        Oh man how did I miss this. You’re from northern Ireland rabble? How did I not know this!!?

        I was surprised to notice the accent is far less typical “irish” sounding in northern I. I heard jamie dornan doing an interview and it was more subtle, almost welsh.

        My brother’s close friend moved to Belfast so one day I hope to visit – (along with scotland- on my bucket list)

        Can’t believe this about Liam. I thought he also had dual citizenship and was proud to have that – be american.
        I must be confusing him with someone else.

        All my best friends are irish-irish- American -(( like potato famine generations-American)) —so I’m going to inquire with them about this Liam nonsense. Yikes ! They’re always abreast of any anti-Irish or anti-roman catholic goings on. 😉

        Wait- do northern Irelanders not celebrate St Patrick? I must Google.

        I’m craving soda bread bad.

        • Exit4 says:

          I think they don’t celebtates St pats because they’re mostly Protestant? And they’re contolled my the british? I don’t know! My grandparents (dads parents) came from Ireland. My husband likes Irish potatos-the treat. It’s a Philadelphia thing and they have them this time of year. I have to get a box ASAP! My father always said that Irish people didn’t eat corned beef and cabbage on st pats because they couldn’t afford corned beef! Lol

          • RabbleRouser2010R says:

            HI Chrismosa and Exit.

            Yes, I was born in Belfast as were my parents and their parents before them…and so on and so on (except for that my paternal grandmothers parents came from Italy to Ireland)/ My family immigrated to Canada in the early 1970’s because of the troubles and I ended up in the US when I married my husband.

            Ad to St.Patricks day in Ireland (north and South) it used to be only a religious holiday where you would go to mass and that would be the end of it. Although in the last decade or so- from that I have been told, they have started to have a parade .

            There are probably some int he North but likely on a smaller scale and kept to the Catholic areas. The reason being there a lot of sectarian violences around parades and marches. I was never in Belfast around St.Patty’s but I have been there in the summer when the Orange Order (basically Protestants) would march- and it would start and finish with riots everywhere. Part of the reason it would get so bad, is because those parade routes went through either ‘catholic areas’ or ‘common areas’. and it was felt to be very antagonizing

            I am not certain but I am pretty sure (and I am sure Shamrock might know) that a St.Patricks day parade would have been outlawed in Northern Ireland. (I say this because I know at one time it was illegal to wear or display a tri-color flag) .

  97. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    This sounds absolutely dreadful 💩💩💩💩

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