Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “The Party’s Over” Thankfully!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“The Party’s Over” – S5E19 – Finale!

by Stars99

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This Week…

OMG… You’ll never believe what happens during the finale! Kyle gets up on the bar and does a round-off back-handspring into the splits while holding a glass of wine… Yolanda does a risqué belly dance for everyone… Kim and Lisa R launch into a choreographed hip hop gangsta rap… Eileen twirls around three times and sings, “The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music”… and Lisa V and Brandi sing a duet of, “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Anymore.” Everyone decided there was so much love in the room that they decided to let bygones be bygones and everyone took ownership of their words and actions from all season long… There were apologies when necessary and forgiveness when appropriate… They all hugged it out… Sang a rousing chorus of “Kumbayah” and there was peace throughout the land…Wait… no? Oh, I must have dreamed all that… Here’s what really happened…lol…

Interesting Things that Happened Before the Main Event

The episode opened with Kim and Kyle the morning after their tumultuous discussion at Kyle’s Palm Springs house. As Kyle makes breakfast, in a weird voice Kim makes some stupid comment like, “Look at you – The baby makes the food.” I guess when they were growing up they used to call Kyle – “The baby” because she was the youngest. (Birthdates: Kathy – March 13, 1959; Kim – September 19, 1964; and, Kyle – January 11, 1969). It seemed like a catty comment to make but I think she’s so jealous of Kyle she can’t even see straight.

Kim then tells us that she thinks Kyle, “She needs to treat me like a healthy, older alder sister and that I DO know how to take care of my life.” Oh Kimmie… If only that were half-way true! Quick everyone… click your heels 3 times… Clap your hands 3 times… Close your eyes, cross your fingers, and say, “I believe…I believe… I believe!” Opens eyes… Looks around… Sighs… Dang… Nope… Same old Kim… Dagnabit.

The rest of what happened in Palm Springs is irrelevant – But Kyle did make the astounding statement that their mom told them to never air their dirty laundry in public or to talk about their issues with anyone else except the family. Gosh, I’m sure she would be SOOOOOOOOO pleased you’re both on a reality show designed to do just that… lol.

Another “filler” scene is Nicky Hilton’s 365 Style book signing at Kyle’s store. Kim and Kyle have a conversation about it and they’re going to make sure all the cousins are there to show their support. I’m sure Kathy wouldn’t like absentee cousins and they would quickly hear about it…lol. Kim and Kyle talk about some of the other housewives that will show up. Kim makes a point to say that Brandi won’t be there because she’s out of town – but that she wouldn’t bring her anyway. Right… Cuz it you only want to screw up Kyle’s parties – Not Nicky’s. Nope – You’d have to answer to Kathy for that one…lol…

Kyle says that fashion-wise Nicky, “I mean Nicky is always on fleek.” (For those not in “the know” – According to the Urban Dictionary or “UD” – for the REALLY kewl amongst us – “on fleek” means “the quality of being perfect – Being on point …

The only other noteworthy thing we see at the book signing was that this is where we first meet Prince Mario Max whose aunt is the Danish Queen. Wait… Did one of the women lose a bet while in Amsterdam and was forced to bring him back with them? I wonder who has to feed him… but more on him, later… Ugh…

As an aside… I’m guessing Brandi was probably visiting her sick dad who just had open heart surgery and that’s part of the reason why she wasn’t at the book signing… Brandi had to be back the following day to attend and be part of the finale. I’ve read various things about how the finale is mandatory – but we all know that not even filming the reunion shows is mandatory these days because many have gotten out of it throughout the years for way less reason than a dying father.

For kicks, I tried to look at Brandi’s tweets dating back to October 21 & 22 which is when it looks like the book signing and the finale took place (Shout out to VV™ for keeping track of all of that!). I was able to access her tweets back to November 1, 2014 – but I couldn’t look farther back than that… I’m sure there’s a way – I just don’t know how to do it. After all, I barely have a Twitter account… But watch out… I just might start using my dormant account…lol (@starsninetynine – for anyone who would want to help me actually start using Twitter…lol).

Okay… enough with the frivolities… On to the main event…

Getting Ready

Brandi is getting ready on for the party sitting on the floor having her hair and makeup done. You get the feel that you’re in someone’s dorm room in college or something…Perhaps she’s there so she doesn’t have far to fall when she gets too drunk. Who knows?

Rut roh… Brandi says she’s bitchy… To quote Han Solo, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…” Wow… If Brandi is self-aware enough to verbalize she’s bitchy… Shouldn’t someone warn the others? … No really… I’m concerned… I hope Kyle is wearing her bracelet weaponry…

So… After Mark (Brandi’s houseguest/hairstylist) asks her if she’s talked to Kyle… Brandi outlandishly says in her TH that she’s said it before and she’ll say it again, “I didn’t know <bleep> started with a ‘K’” – I knew she was obviously referring to Kyle. So I rewound and read Brandi’s loose lips – Which was actually harder than one would initially think because her face is so filled with fillers… But the word she CLEARLY said that was bleeped out was “cunt.” Wow, Brandi – So Brandi said, “I didn’t know cunt started with a ‘K.’” Wow, Brandi – It’s a good thing you invited J.R. to the finale because I’m sure he will be PLEASED that you called his boss’s wife a “C U Next Tuesday.” Yikes! Brandi tells Mark to make sure she has Xanax in her purse…  I hope she’s not drinking and taking that stuff… I mean… Isn’t that really dangerous? But what do I know?

The Finale Party

Let’s set the stage… The entire reason that this party is being hosted by Adrienne (who has barely been on during this season) is because she has a product she wants to promote. It turns out that it’s called “Never Hungover.” I know this because there are signs all over and it’s written on the bare chests of the men who are serving it during the party. Oh sure, there are female angels suspended from the ceiling cherubically swinging on circle swings and frolicking around on suspended swags of cloth – I mean this IS an Adrienne Maloof event after all…

The hilarious part is that Adrienne is missing from her own party – No one can find her. I’m sure she’s going to make a grand entrance of some sort, no?

Camille

After Camille (whose dress perfectly shows off her amazing 6-pack) greets Brandi like she’s some long lost friend – She asks Brandi how her dad is doing. Evidently, at this point he’s in the hospital recovering from open heart surgery. Yolanda greets Brandi and also asks about her dad. Brandi understandably doesn’t want to talk about it and gets panicked and upset whenever the subject is brought up. Brandi seems grateful that her friend Yolanda has routinely called her to find out about his status. Nothing has changed since earlier in the day when Yolanda talked with her. Yolanda was just trying to be a good Bravo employee and fill in the viewer as to what was happening… It’s got to be horrifically difficult on Brandi to be at this mandatory party.

Okay, before anyone goes batcrapcrazy on me about how Brandi didn’t HAVE to show up to this finale and that she should have stayed at her father’s side – I will say that you’re probably right. Bravo would probably have given her a pass to be at the side of her dying father. I will also say that Brandi’s dad also probably encouraged her to leave because he probably thought he would be “fine” and that Brandi should do what she was under contract to do – Since he had his wife there by his side.

The truth is that people often do not want more than 1 or 2 loved ones hanging around when they’re really, really sick. And there are people who can do hospitals well (they hang out, are completely self-entertained, act as an advocate for the sick person, and have a calming influence over the infirmed)… And those who do not – (They wear worry on their face, jump at every little thing, exhaust the person they’re trying to cheer up, and bring stress with their every visit). I don’t know which of these Brandi is – but we do know that she and her dad have been having issues recently.

When someone close to you is really not doing well – and is close to dying… Often you really lose the capacity to be nice to anyone about anything. I think it’s because every “nice” cell in your body is already being spent on just coping with the reality of the horrible situation you’re in and you just lose the capacity to be nice. Being able to handle superficial pleasantries is nonexistent. Since Brandi didn’t have many “nice” cells to begin with – This will likely be especially problematic for her tonight.

Yo E and V

Lisa V goes over to Brandi to greet her. Lisa V tells Brandi that she got her email. Brandi tells Lisa V that she doesn’t care about this conversation. Brandi is already crying… Through tear-filled eyes she tells Lisa V that she’s apologized to her… She’s told her that she loves her… But that Lisa V has not reached out to Brandi even though her dad is dying in the hospital. Evidently, no one has reached out to Brandi except for Yolanda.

Brandi outright accuses Lisa V of not caring that her dad is dying. Lisa V of course says that she DOES care and she’s sorry she’s dying. The thing is, Brandi chose to take Yolanda on that trip to meet her parents, remember? Lisa has only met Brandi’s dad briefly – So while she can be sad and concerned for Brandi and her father – Lisa V just doesn’t have the personal connection to him that Yolanda does.

But don’t we ALL know the real issue is not that Lisa V doesn’t care about Brandi’s dad… but it’s that Lisa V doesn’t care enough about Brandi?

When Lisa V says that she’s sorry he’s dying, Brandi snottily snaps, “Are you?” Oh wow… that was low. Yikes! Then Brandi launches into a tirade about her dad, “He’s the best fucking person on the planet… Better than you… Better than Ken… Better than you and Ken put together” with her fingers in Lisa V’s face… Brandi is so emphatically yelling that her “P” when she said “put together” physically blew Lisa V’s bangs away from her face… You just had to laugh…lol… In her TH Lisa says that she doesn’t have the kind of relationship with Brandi that she’s going to pick up the phone and call her… Brandi took Lisa V’s wrists and looked like she was trying to make Lisa V hit her – So they could be even or something… I dunno… It was wonky…

Lisa V tells Brandi she didn’t accept the flowers in Amsterdam because she felt that it was hypocritical… Brandi says, “I’m an asshole – Generally – All the time… But not a hypocrite.” Lisa V said that she’s sorry for what she’s going through with her father… Lisa V doesn’t think Brandi understands the value of friendships and that you can’t just go back to normal after being slapped in the face… Lisa V again says she’s sorry for Brandi’s situation and continues to try to talk to her but Brandi turns her back on Lisa V and just slurps her wine and then just walks away. Oh, this is so not going to be pretty…

Yolanda, Lisa R and Kim all sit down at a booth together to talk. Kim is confused – but we’ve known that for a while, haven’t we? Lol… We know that while in Palm Springs, Kyle told Kim that Brandi’s been talking about Kim’s sobriety behind her back according to Lisa R. More specifically, that Brandi and Lisa R talked about an intervention for Kim. Kim wants to know if that’s true so she wants Lisa R to confirm what Brandi actually said.  Arguably, the conversation sounded more like 6th graders in a cafeteria (No offense to 6th graders)… but in essence, that’s what happened.

The inherent problem in this finale dramatic moment – Is that Kim and Lisa R came to an agreement in Amsterdam to never talk about Kim’s sobriety anymore. I mean wine flew… glass shattered… and very personal threats were hurled… However, an early morning peace treaty was signed in blood between Lisa R and Kim so that everyone could coexist in Amsterdam with no more bloodshed… But there are a lot of lumpy carpets from everything being swept under them.

So what’s a person to do? Lisa R does not want any part of this conversation anymore – For good reason.

Kim wants to know what Brandi said to Lisa R during their intervention summit. Lisa R insists that they had a mature conversation and that Kim will have to ask Brandi what she said. Kim directly asks Lisa R if she used the word “intervention” when she spoke with Kyle. Lisa R straight up told Kim that she agreed with Kim that she was not going to go “there” with her anymore. Eileen joins the table and Lisa R tells Kim that it’s complicated. I’m screaming, “Just tell her the truth!!!”

Lisa R asks Kim what Kyle told her. In her TH Lisa R tells Kim to go and talk to her best friend Brandi – because Brandi has been saying, “the exact same things and even more than I’ve ever said.” Kim tells Lisa R that she’s asking what Lisa R herself said to Kyle so she can put the pieces together. Kyle and Mauricio join the table and Kim immediately turns to Kyle and asks if Brandi said Kim needed an intervention. Kyle looks at Lisa R and tries to confirm with her that’s what Lisa R told her.

The thing is – that because Lisa R won’t answer Kim’s direct questions on camera – It makes Kyle look like a liar… And she’s not. It makes Lisa R look like she’s a liar… And she’s not.  It only vindicates Kim in her staunch defense that Brandi never talked about Kim needing an intervention.

Lisa R tries to explain that she and Brandi’s conversation was multi-layered. Did Brandi specifically say that Kim needed an intervention? Lisa waffles and dances around the subject. The thing is that Brandi didn’t say outright that Kim needed an intervention – But she said a whole bunch of other stuff that would easily leave you with that conclusion. Kyle tells Lisa R that she took what Lisa R told her and turned around and told Kim… But Kyle also tells us that she got Lisa R’s permission to do so.

Kim leaves the table believing that Lisa R has made something out of nothing. Kim’s belief will be shattered into more pieces than that thrown wine glass when she sees that episode we’ve all seen.

Eileen th

Those remaining at the table are surprised that Lisa R didn’t speak up. Lisa R tells Kyle that she doesn’t want to get into it with her sister. Kyle is baffled as to why Lisa R isn’t speaking up and backing her up on the truth of what she told Kyle. So am I. Even Eileen says, “Lisa really? You love the truth – Now is the time to tell it.”

In another area of the venue, Adrienne makes her grand entrance behind a magician’s curtain… The hilarious part is that if you weren’t in that part of the venue you totally missed it. Oh, and the part where Adrienne arrived several hours into her own party is funny to me, to… I dunno… Color me silly – but whenever I throw a party I’m the first one there and the last one to leave. Now if someone else is throwing it on my behalf – that’s a whole nuther Oprah.

Meanwhile, Lisa R still stubbornly doesn’t think she needs to confirm anything to Kim about anything. She believes it’s messed up that Kim would even doubt what Kyle said. She seems to think it’s ludicrous that Kim ran to Lisa R asking for confirmation at all. Kyle tells Lisa R that she defended Lisa R’s actions to Kim by telling her Lisa R is a good and kind person and implying that everything that was said about Kim was said from a good and caring place.

Eileen pleads Kyle’s case with Lisa R. She tries to explain that Kyle just needed Lisa R to simply back up Kyle and confirm directly to Kim what Lisa R originally told Kyle. For some reason this seems to be beyond Lisa R’s grasp.

It’s weird – because Lisa R then wonders why Kyle is so afraid of her sister. But it’s not fear – And fortunately, Eileen steps up and tells her that Kyle is not scared of her but that she just wanted Lisa R to back up what she said. She reminds Lisa R that she said the exact same thing to her about Brandi, too. Eileen says, “There’s never going to be resolution unless we tell the truth. Just own it.”  Lisa R thinks this is all futile because Kim is going to believe whatever Kim is going to believe. Perhaps that’s true… but of ALL times… You pick THIS as a time to remain silent, Lisa R? So NOT kewl!

After an analogy is used about how you can’t open a door a little – That once it’s a little open – It’s opened… Lisa R knows that the last thing she wants to do is to talk to Kim about any subject relating to sobriety because it’s a lose/lose situation for her. She summons up every ounce of strength and courage she has and goes over to talk to Kim because she wants to support Kyle and Eileen… BUT not to give Kim Richards or Mick Jagger any satisfaction.

Kim and Kyle are talking together when Lisa R walks up – but Kim doesn’t want to talk to Lisa R at that moment and summarily dismisses her. Lisa R tells Kim she doesn’t like how Kim talks to her. Oh, do you mean like a condescending bitch? Yeah… She’s good at that.

Lisa R gives Brandi a heads up that she was honest with Kyle about what was they said at our lunch when they talked about Kim and her sobriety. Brandi says she wants to talk to Kim and then leave the party. Yolanda takes Brandi over to a table off to the side and then hands Brandi some ice water to drink.

In tonight’s funniest moment – Kim goes over to Brandi who immediately starts saying, “I love you… And you know that…” Kim says, “But before we go any farther – Your nipple’s hanging out.” I completely fall on the floor hyperventilating because I’m laffing so hard. Boy, if Brandi had a nickel every time she was told her nipple was hanging out – I bet she could probably buy a house by now, no?

Kim asks about Brandi’s dad… Then she tells her about her conversation with Kyle in Palm Springs. Brandi asks what Kyle said. Kim tells her that she was told that Brandi wanted “to intervene” on her – That the word intervention was used. The tape that was shown is when Lisa R and Brandi are talking about Kim.  In the footage, Lisa R says, “You know what? There’s a lot of opinions – There’s a lot of things that are going on – but I do think that the pressing issue is…” Brandi interrupts and says, “Kim”… Lisa R continues… “Kim… and her health. It’s not like we can do an intervention on her…” Brandi says, “No, she’s not… Maybe you can have an intervention with all of us.”

brandi TH

I know they played the clip talking about the “intervention” – but remember there were several things that were said during the big Brandi and Lisa R conversation about Kim – I referred back to my own blog…lol: 1) Brandi is not going to call Kim a liar about being sober; 2) When Lisa R asks Brandi if Kyle knows her sister is in this kind of trouble – Brandi responds with, “Does anyone not?”; 3) Lisa R said that it felt like a very serious situation to her – but Brandi said that she can’t say anything to Kim about it because Kim feels safe with her; 4) Lisa R clarifies that when Brandi is with Kim they live this lie and don’t deal with it – Brandi confirms and says, “Pretty much…” 5) Lisa R said that people think they’re protecting Kim but they’re not – that something dramatic is going to happen – She then corrects herself and said, “Something did happen…” Brandi ominously responds, “More than you know…” 6) Brandi says of Kim, “If anyone were to say, ‘We’re wondering about your sobriety’ – She would die.” And, 7) Lisa remains concerned and Brandi agrees that they’re all pretending that it’s not happening.

Brandi doesn’t think she’s used the word “intervention in her life.” Really? Cuz we just saw a clip of you saying it…lol… Brandi tells Kim that she told Lisa the following – That Brandi doesn’t think Kim had the proper support system around her – That she thinks that Kim’s there for everybody and that everybody leans on Kim – And that what Kim needs is a proper therapist and actual sober friends who are not like Brandi since she’s drunk half the time.

Brandi tells Kim that she worries about Kim half the time. Kim assures Brandi that she worries about her, too… Then they get into this weird kumbayah space where they agree that friends are supposed to “worry” about each other.  That it’s okay because in their world friendship means that you worry about each other. Wow…

shoo fly

Lisa R walks up and Kim snottily says, “Here comes trouble… right here…”  Kim tells Lisa R that she just spoke to Brandi and that Brandi said she never used the word “intervention”… Kim is calling Lisa R a big, fat liar without ever actually saying it. Lisa R says that her conversation with Brandi was a good conversation from a good place. Eileen and Kyle are standing nearby and it really bugs Brandi. She tells them to, “Shoo – fly.” Okay, now THAT would piss me off.

Lisa R says in her TH that she has now backed off because she doesn’t want the wrath of Kim Richards… That she thinks Brandi is terrified of Kim Richards – And rightfully so. No one knows what Kim is going to do next… She tells Kim and Brandi that she’s learning that sometimes you just need to stay out of people’s business. Lisa R says that she was concerned. Brandi continues to try to shoo away the flies that are hovering.

Brandi decides to leave.

Bravo Finale Updates:

Yolanda:  “Yolanda has suffered a relapse of her Lyme disease… but it hasn’t stopped her from being a #proudmommy as Gigi and Bella walked together in a Tom Ford fashion show.”

Lisa R: “Lisa’s recent “Hollywood hustle” included an appearance on CSI as a “trashy mother.” She’s still trying to figure out #whatdidHarrydo?”

Eileen:  “In addition to her role on The Young and the Restless, Eileen has also returned to Days of Our Lives. She says two soap opera jobs are less dramatic than these ladies.”

Lisa V: “Lisa’s son, Max, has not made any more inquiries into his adoption. Lisa’s quite content being his only Mum… While she waits for Pandora to add Grandmum to her resume.”

Kim: “Kim is still caring for an ailing Monty. She says she’s sober and Brandi’s still her best friend.”

Kyle: “Kim’s dog bit Kyle’s daughter, Alexia, requiring surgery. Kyle and Kim have not spoken since the incident.” (Wait… Didn’t they film the reunion since then? Hmmm…)

Brandi: “Brandi’s father is slowly recovering from several heart surgeries. With the exception of Kim and Yolanda, the same can’t be said of her friendships.”

Brandi says in her TH, “I don’t think fitting is in something that I’ll ever want to do – You have to accept me as I am… Don’t try to change me… Don’t lecture me… When I’m wrong – Tell me I’m wrong… But don’t try to make me into a different person.” As Brandi walked off into the sunset, she was still yammering to JR about how she doesn’t understand why she always has to be the bad guy…

Other Things that Happened in this Episode…

~~There’s a cute segment about Lisa R’s family taking down their swing set.  Awww… that’s such a mentascental moment – It marks that your kids are getting older and kind of putting away childish things. The entire family says goodbye to this chapter of their life with some clanking of some sparkling apple cider. I kinda love that… Family is all that matters to Lisa R… BTW… Nobody better mess with Harry… Seriously… I hear you can get “cut” for doing that…

~~Upon seeing one of Kyle’s dogs when she went to pick her up to ride with her to the finale, Lisa V says, “I’ve met bitches I don’t like – but I’ve not met a lot of dogs I don’t like.” Hi.lar.ious.

stella prince and camille

~~At one point in the evening, Camille goes over to greet Prince Mario-Max (Estella’s friend (Kyle’s mother-in-law). He kisses Camille and tells her she’s gorgeous. Camille wants more like him to come over from Europe. Stella asks Camille if she likes the match that was made for her with the Danish prince… Camille and the prince kiss a couple of times on the cheek and then they kiss on the lips and I say react with such a loud and audible “Ewww” that Mr. Stars 99 comes running from the back of the house to find out if I’m okay… lol… Then they keep kissing and I have to take a shower… Yuck…

~~Eileen tells Lisa R that Brandi and Kim made the whole situation personal and ugly… Eileen in her TH says that she’s done some crazy things over the years in the soaps she’s been on, “But nothing like what I’ve seen with these ladies… You can’t write this stuff.”

~~Monty kisses Kim and tells her she’s his best friend. Kim says he’s hers, too.  In her TH she says that she doesn’t know where she and Kyle stand at this point of time – But that they’re both hurt and she doesn’t know how to fix it.

~~Kyle tells Adrienne and Kathy about what transpired that evening. Adrienne was thankful she was busy doing her magic act and missed the whole thing. Kathy innocently asks Adrienne, “You do magic now?”… lol… Adrienne confirms that she did magic earlier where was she? Kyle said that it was probably when everyone was being screamed at…

Well, that’s it for this week… We made it!  Woo hoo! Next week is part 1 of a 3 part reunion. Order your hazmat suits now… Thanks for reading… Have a most excellent week… Happy Trails!

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141 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “The Party’s Over” Thankfully!

  1. All I can say is Fix It Jesus…

  2. HuskerHuny says:

    Happy Thursday morning y’all! And to those of you in Oklahoma, once again those nasty tornadoes made their way through last night. Sending you good thoughts and hope this is it for the rest of the year.

  3. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. 👋👋 🙂
    NMD and Stars you know you’ re not glad the Party Is Over! LOL 😉

  4. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Thanks for the wonderful blog, Starzy and kudos for blogging a very long season! ❤️

    After this episode, I feel like I’m glad it’s over. Bravo shouldn’t want viewers to feel like that. We should feel like we don’t want the season to be over. I really think Brandi is coming back next season, so here’s hoping she comes back as just a friend. I say, add Kathy H. and Shiva.

    I’m off to Disney World with the family, so have a wonderful weekend!

    #teamJNNTJ forever!
    Lainey: 💰💰💰💰👀

    • TexasTart says:

      Yay! Wishing you safe travels and loads of fun! 🎢🎡🌞
      #teamjnntj

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      lol Thanks, Foxy – You’re absolutely right – Bravo shouldn’t want viewers to be glad that the season is over… Although, I must admit that there have been other seasons that were worse… How sad is that? lol… I hope you have way too much fun for words at Disney World!

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      If they need a single mother, they should add another Richards. Denise Richards.

    • Laineylainey says:

      Thanks!! Keeping the funds safe and sound!

  5. TexasTart says:

    Survivor 👣🌊 I’m broken hearted that I can’t see Joaquin on TV every week. 💔

  6. jezzibel says:

    Lisa should have just said to Brandi “I’m sorry to hear your father is not in the best of health and I hope he recovers”, and walked away when Brandi started her little tirade, I think she started to walk away and thats when Brandi grabbed her wrist and wanted Lisa to smack her.
    At that point it wouldn’t have been rude, and no one would have blamed her(Yolo probably would have tried to admonish Lisa for not being Brandi’s punching bag) and if they did, Lisa could have always said “she and I are not in a good place, and my presence was clearly agitating an already bad situation”.
    Brandi needs attention like a flame needs oxygen, to get rid of a flame you starve it of oxygen, anyone not Kim & Yolanda, should just ignore Brandi, depriving her of attention.

    • THIS!

      I was irritated with LisaVP for putting up with that maniac’s BS–AGAIN. If you get bit by a rabid dog, best to just avoid the beotch in future.

      And CLEARLY Brandi was DRUNK…again.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      TOTES AGREE!!!

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      Agreed. Once Brandi grabbed LVPs wrists it would’ve been curtains. Done. No matter how distraught she is there was no reason for her to manhandle Lisa, once again.

      She also wanted to shame Lisa for not being a good friend when we ALL know that Lisa is done with the friendship. What a master manipulator and emotional vampire she is.

    • Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

      I’m pretty sure if I prevented a woman who didn’t want to talk with me from leaving by grabbing her by the wrists like that I’d end up with my wrists cuffed behind my back and having my Miranda Rights read to me.

      #theworldisn’tfair,it’sjustround.

    • Austin says:

      I couldn’t agree more. LisaV inadvertently fed the unquenchable flame of BG’s cray-cray. The bottom line is that people are allowed to be done with friendships and people. Oftentimes, it’s the best thing all around. LisaV doesn’t need to prove that she’s a good friend to BG or apologize for not being one, because she’s not her friend. And that’s okay. Besides that, Brandi looked ridiculous blubbering like a food. As usual.

  7. Stacey says:

    Awesome recap Stars! Poor widdle Bwandi, I don’t see how she can come back, most of the women want nothing to do with her, won’t invite her to their homes and parties and who can blame them?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks so much, Stacey – Yeah, it will be interesting to see what happens with poor, widdle Bwandi… lol

  8. EllaMinnowPea says:

    Awesome recap, thanks Stars99! Now I feel like maybe I don’t have to watch – but who am I kidding? 🙂
    I love Lisa R, but after she was so adamant about talking about Kim’s “problems” to anyone who would listen (including Kim) all season, I have to wonder why she backed off so quickly in the finale… Does Kim really know something about Harry that Lisa R doesn’t want out?? Lisa can claim there’s nothing there as loud as she wants, but we all know how that goes…

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      IKR LowCalLipsa was practically a OneWomanMarchingBand most of the season going on about Kim’s sobriety or lack thereof, and all it took was a whisper or intimation that Harry was doing something and she backed off like Kim had the plague. She got shook so bad she doesn’t even want to whisper Kim’s name towards the end. Now that it’s all playing on TV, she’s back to making allegations and taunting Kim on social media. Lipsa’s got issues.

    • oldNJLady says:

      Kim also said the exactly same phrase to Kyle when Kim was talking about the dog bite.

    • austin1963 says:

      It could also be that she and Harry talked about it and he told her to just cool it in general because she was starting to look the fool. I doubt that there’s any huge secret that would surprise anyone. They’re Hollywood people. Who would be shocked by anything anyway?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Ella… Yeah… You might be on to something… But at the same time – I’m not very confident that Kim knows stuff that others wouldn’t also know… Unless it was learned in circles that are supposed to be anonymous… Who knows?

  9. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Great recap! Awesome job Starzy!

    “Lumpy Carpet” may be my new user name. Loving it…

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks so much, OMIB… Or should I now call you, “LC?”… lol

  10. Buttercream says:

    ..another party scene hijacked by K and B … ugh …
    Thanks Stars99 .. love your “ewww’s” ..lol ..

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Buttercream… Sometimes I just can’t help but say, “ewww”…lol

  11. Powell says:

    Stars you forgot they all got nekked and hand in hand jumped into Lisa Vs luscious infinity pool and watched the swans swim until sunset. 😆 LOL. You have too much imagination. 😉 Thks for ride. 👍

  12. Great recap, Stars.

    So the PRINCE was actually brought to the party as a “matchmaker” move to set up Camille? Well, that’s better than Camille going after Mauricio’s mom’s date, I guess. It wasn’t clear to me, though, what was going on there with Prince Creepy.

    I have to say I don’t see how Brandi can be redeemed at this point. She never learns, she never accepts responsibility or sincerely apologizes with full recognition of that she truly hurts people deeply. She has no remorse, and that’s why she continues her path of destruction. It looks to me like she continues not by accident or ignorance, but because it brings her attention and has paid off to this point.

    The final straw is that Brandi lies constantly to justify her actions, including in her current [ghostwritten] blogs, where “she” again blames everyone else, including her victims, for her bad behavior, just in better English.

    Bravo got me back to the RHOBH this season by hiring LisaR and Eileen. I wouldn’t have even returned to see LisaVP, as I was upset with her for agreeing to be on another season with Brandi and her little gang of LisaVP-hating puppets from last season. I like the new women, but I can’t imagine who Andy could hire now for me to watch another season of l’enfant terrible Brandi.

    • lila1star says:

      Same here WTG and now I know if Brandi is back I am out and that completes my HW watching since I have already dumped the others.
      Great recap Stars–so very glad I was not drinking anything–to funny.

      I think Brandi is going to be back. I don’t think Eileen will be back especially with her doing two soaps. Now I do not care if Lisa R comes back or not–wow did not take long to loose the love towards her but I have. Yos health may keep her off–yeah they may have a problem.

      It would have been nice had Lisa R simply confirmed what Kyle said. By the time she did no way was Kim going to believe her and NO I do not buy it when she says she was some how honoring her and Kim’s agreement as a reason not to answer. That being said–Kyle–oh Kyle–If my sister took the word of someone–anyone over me I would be very hurt and angry.

      I would not waste time trying to convince my sister by getting proof. Kyle is so conditioned in her role as enabler/care taker/ worrier I am not sure what it will take for her to actually see it and change it. Take the power away from KIM! If this season has done anything it has let us know what a mean vindictive witch Kim is. If Bravo really thinks Kim and Brandi are ratings gold–I guess they will learn next season if they do not fix things of which I doubt.
      I wont watch anything on Bravo–im done. Not even sure if I can stomach the reunion.
      By the way–am I the only one who heard Brandi tell Camille her dad was fine?

      • EllaMinnowPea says:

        I haven’t watched yet, but if Brandi did tell Camille that her dad is fine, it may just be that she didn’t really want to go into the details – again (and she likes Camille for now, so she gets a pass). Speaking from experience, there are only so many times, especially in a short period, that you can give the details of a loved one’s health issues. As much as I hate to give Brandi a break, I would have to on that point.

        • lila1star says:

          Ella–I do agree because you are a normal person 🙂 But Brandi–not wanting to go into details to who ever asked over and over–not in this life time. Brandi eats the attention up and can not get enough. Sorry we will have to agree to dis-agree as I do not give cray cray Brandi a pass.

      • VV™ says:

        She told Camille dad was fine. She told Yofo dad was the same. She told Lisa dad was dying. All at the same night, same party.

      • Brandi told either Camille or Yo her dad was “the same”, but it was hard to catch every word at this event, for me anyway. Camille gave Brandi a response as if she was surprised, something like Oh no?

        I do have to say there seemed to be “something” that went undefined between Brandi and Yo regarding Brandi’s mom. I think Yo asked something like, What about your mother, the same? Brandi gave her a “look” and a yes-nod, then Yo said no more about it.

        Just had me wondering if Brandi’s mother was also not well or if there was some kind of issue between them.

        • kit9 says:

          Brandi said in her podcast there were issues in their marriage. Which I’m sure they loved.

          • Oh, I haven’t been able to make myself read that nutters [ghostwritten] BS again. I wait for a blogger to do it for me with witty responses inserted, which eases my pain and keeps me from breaking wine glasses on the table.

            So thanks!

    • Jules says:

      The prince is not a real prince he was adopted by a prince and therefore can use the surname prince but he is not, he never has been a royal. His stepfather issued a statement about him years ago that he is not of royal ineage and not royal blood only a stepson.

      • mrs peabody says:

        He was creepy looking!

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        Oh gawd not this idiot again. I thought he was icky on MM and he obvi hasn’t changed.

      • VV™ says:

        Translated using Google Translate from his Facebook Bio.

        In his free time Mario Max Prinz zu Schaumburg-Lippe with his family. His physical Salzburg mother married the German Prince Waldemar zu Schaumburg-Lippe, a descendant of the Danish royal family. As Antonia became the Princess of Schaumburg-Lippe, her husband Prince Waldemar has adopted her son Prince Mario-Max Prince Waldemar and was fulfilled his desire for a son and heir. The family lives in Monte Carlo, Salzburg and New York City. In Salzburg, the mother of Prince operates the Buddha party and Shisha Lounge

      • I just can’t imagine Camille is this desperate. She’s a good-looking woman and quite rich. For just having met him and going in for the PDA, she was pulling a Bramsterdam with Prince Creepy.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, WhiteTrashGal… I’ve gotta say I was pleasantly surprised at how much Eileen and Lisa R added this season… Even though one of them stole my boyfriend, dagnabit…lol

  13. Cue cute pictures of her boys on twitter – ding, ding, ding Bobble is right on schedule…

  14. shamrockblonde says:

    Stars! – thanks for the recap – I honestly thought I missed something with the encounter between Lisa V and bobble – but no – bobble freaked out all over Lisa V from the get-go – remember – she told Yo that her Dad was the same, but with Lisa V he was dying – once again became physical with her – just such a bobblehead – I wonder how Maurice is taking her dating a co-worker? if I was him I would be very worried – bobble can turn pillow talk into trash talking career impacting talk very easily –

    the only part that truly touched me at all was when Kim and Monty were sitting together saying they were each other’s best friend and crying – my heart went out to Monty –

    best line of the night had to be Kathy Hilton – “You do magic now?” – too too funny – still not sure if she was being innocent or being a smarty pants – either way too funny!

    as for Survivor – Joaquin – easy on the eyes, but I’m glad he’s gone – anything that throws Rodney off is a good thing – liking Joe, Jenn Kelly and Mike – I hope they keep Rodney around for final three so that he gets absolutely no votes and the jury weighs in on him – oh so annoying – Dan and Shirinn need to go – I also like Carolyn –

    • The look on Rodney’s face after the vote was announced was priceless…the hamster on the wheel in his brain was working overtime for him to figure out what happened….you could see little wisps of smoke coming out of his ears because he was trying so hard to figure out what happened, lol!!!

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      “You do magic now?”….. Hands down KathyHilton had the best line of the night! I don’t think she was being funny but she really thought that it was yet another trade that Adrienne had mastered besides random product shilling.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Yeah, Shamrock… Bobble boggles my mind. I mean, who compares a dying parent to anyone else? To say he’s better than she and Ken… I’m telling you, I think she sits at night and writes insults to use… but that is just so heinous… I didn’t even want to include it. But then again… We ARE talking about Brandi…lol

  15. mrs peabody says:

    Maybe they should all start treating Kim like the adult sober person she wants to be treated like. If I knew someone as mean as she is I would not have anything to do with them. Maybe it’s time for all of them to do that. After all would you let any other adult friend treat you that way. Let her have Brandi all for herself, they could be the ladies of Gray Gardens or the mom and daughter on Pride and Prejudice when Mr Darcy and Elizabeth are getting married and they are sitting home all alone. Don’t invite them to events, don’t have lunch with them until they learn to act like the adults they want to be treated like.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      I hesitate to say this as its a tremendous embarrassment but I don’t think I FINISHED P&P however have seen the BBC version with Colin F about 400x and own both the HD and original versions on DVD

      Didn’t two sisters stay home with the mother ?
      Lydia is off with the terrible guy— Jane and Eliza, married.

      Two left ?

      • lori says:

        Mary and Kitty. I’ve watched it and read the book a million times too. Colin Firth is sooo darn hot as Mr. Darcy 🙂

      • mrs peabody says:

        No I was thinking of that old lady the cousin was always kissing up to and her daughter. I forgot about Bingley’s 2 sisters. Colin Firth is the best ever Mr Darcy. I love love loved him as Mr D. I would have married him, he was so sexy.

        • chismosa aka/ HELP Someone fix RHOBH says:

          Thank you yes, the woman who — maybe Lady Catherine is her name ? With the sickly daughter who was promised to Darcy.
          I need to read the book – I believe I read it in college but we read so much it’s all a blur.

          Then I can sit with a rose🌹 inside it and wait for Tom Hanks to come find me at a cafe in the upper west side like Meg Ryan did. 😝

      • Vicki says:

        I think the two Ladies at home are Lady Catherine de Bourgh and her daughter (because Lady Catherine didn’t approve the marriage). I’m one of those sad Jane Austin freaks.

        • Ladina says:

          “Heaven and earth! Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?”
          Lady Catherine say this to Elisabeth Bennett refering to Lizzy’s presence at Pemberly if she where to marry Darcy, how funny I was gonna do a picture of that phrase and twitted to LisaV about Brandy’s precence in #RHOBH 😜😜😜

          Lady Catherine de Bourgh wanted Darcy for her daughter, Colin Firth is my favorite Darcy, I am a Jane Austen fiend lol

  16. I would love to live in Brandi’s alternate universe where you can slap and get physical without impunity. And then just say Sorry! Not sorry!

    My palm gets twitchy with my staff as it is…

  17. It is always the person that does the damage that wants to say sorry and move on…verbally hurting or stabbing in the back is just like a wound. If you cut someone it still bleeds, it still needs to heal and there is still a scar no matter how many times you say sorry…. Saying sorry only makes the person saying sorry feel better, it really does nothing for the injured party… and then to get butthurt because you have said sorry too many times…yet your behavior never changes….omg, such a child.

    Now to read the blog, lol!!

    #teamjnntj

  18. mrs peabody says:

    So Brandi doesn’t think fitting in with these women is something she’ll ever want to do, sweetie I have news for you fitting is not something you will ever be able to do because these women have more class than you’ll ever have, you are out of your element big time and it shows just by looking at you. What was it Sarah Palin said, you can put lipstick on a pig but it will still be a pig. Well you can put a fancy dress on Brandi, make-up and do her hair but she’ll still be a bobble head.

  19. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Eileen GIRL WHY DIDNT YOU WEAR THIS outfit or at least the HAIR AND MAKEUP to the reunion !
    You looked amazing —- eeeek
    😳

    Hi JILL 👋👋👋👋

  20. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Very O/T- legal question for business people here ? Sorry, if you don’t mind indulging me:

    OMIB – I know you’ve run or still run medspas ? Or other businesses ?
    Any others here ?–
    I have to go to court with my parents tomorrow up in westchester – which is far from our place of business.

    An irate customer/client tried to put a “stop-pay” on some project we were doing for him – and chase – his credit card –investigated and ruled AGAINST him and on OUR side.

    This customer left messages for my folks saying I just want to make your life a living hell – I’m going to make you go to westchester because I know someone who works at the courts there – I want you to get a “ticket” ???- he’s purposely making us go out of our way far to just sit and deal with him despite everyone ruling against his side.

    Have any of you business -owners dealt with this type of &hit? I think he even stopped dealing with chase because he couldn’t get far with them.
    So it’s just us- to be annoying.
    So literally we’ll have to drive for like 1 1/2 he to get there tomorrow a.m. Just to sit and hopefully have the judge say – put this to bed.
    The guy is doing this to make US spend money to see him at these court things.
    Unbelievable.
    My parents’ business has the top yelp ratings and has been around for 40 years and this is just dealing with a rare horrible type of customer.
    Unbelievable .
    Just wondering if anyone had any advice.
    Our lawyer is not attending with us because he said it’s not even necessary, that this is some stupid formality and the lawyer is 400$ / hr anyway.

    Sorry had to rant- any advice would be amazing.
    I’m going to have to hold back from cursing my a&& off at this scum there. My parents and NOBODY Ain’t got time for DAT!

    I just hope it’s us sitting there as the judge berates him ??? 🔫🔫🔫

    • TexasTart says:

      I’m a business owner and have never had a problem of that nature, but we deal with major corporations and not the public, so virtually nothing bad has happened.

      I’m not a legal person and I’m a bit confused is this small claims court? What does this person seek in damages? I would advise IF you have an order from the court, to appear in court OR no show and forfeit. What would there be to forfeit? Weigh out the money involved over dealing with this person. I don’t think ONE person/one business transaction can ruin a business reputation on their word. Even if they file a BBB claim, you have proof that Chase aired on your side, so I don’t even think this person can cause real damage.

    • catmom1 says:

      I’m not a lawyer, don’t play one on TV…….but I did grow up in a family business. So sorry you and your parents are having to deal with this. My advice would be to be sure to take ALL correspondence, notes, documentation etc with you tomorrow. I’d have copies of everything to give to the judge, especially the ruling from Chase. Also, if you have a recording of a message from this schmuck about making your life hell, please take that as well. Good luck and let us know what happens.

    • Hi babe- sounds like Small Claims Court? Do your parents have a service business? Have all services been rendered?

      I get to handle these situations about 1-2 times a year. Such a waste if time and $$$.

      So IF this individual shows up- and it sounds to me that he won’t- typically, in my experience at least, there is a mediator. I think it depends how big the court is.

      So obviously bring all relevant paperwork, contracts, any documentation etc.

      I call these people “God’s special children”. And I ALWAYS go, only because I’m so annoyed by the time it gets to this point it gives me satisfaction to smile snd wave when we win,

      One of my partners is a lawyer too- but I insist on going, lol.

      It’s just the cost if doing business- take your parents out for a nice lunch afterwards.

      • WAIT!✋

        Your triple ARIES father and SCORPIO mother? I think they’ll be ok- lol!

      • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

        If he doesn’t show up, there’s a great ice cream shop across the border in Ridgefield. Just trying to make cream out of a sundae.

    • mrs peabody says:

      Ask for damages for lost time and wages and expenses of having to drive there. That may stop him in the future. Ask your lawyer to send him a letter telling him if he doesn’t stop harassing you that you will have no choice but to seek legal remedy. I’d sure make sure I let the judge know I don’t appreciate someone in his court assisting this guy in harassing you.

    • Powell says:

      Sorry Chismosa. He’s an ass. If the credit card company IS on your side I don’t see the judge doing anything different. I hope it goes your way. I hope the judge makes that idiot pay your expenses for this frivolous case.

    • Limespider says:

      Most of my experience has been business to business lawsuits. Our company was sued once by a disgruntled business client (we won) and we had to sue two business clients for nonpayment (won both).

      When you go go court, make sure you have all your ducks in a row as far your evidence. Bring invoices, contracts, payment records, workorders, timesheets, photographs and whatever else you might need to make your case. If you have a lot of paperwork, consider putting it into a binder with tabs for quick access.

      Not knowing whether you’re going to city court in Westchester or to one of the village courts, you may be asked to try to mediate the case. A mediator takes the two parties into a room to discuss the case to see whether a settlement can be worked out. If it can’t be mediated, you go to the courtroom and wait your turn with the judge.

      The judges are stupid. Just tell your story and back it up with the evidence.

      Good luck in court tomorrow!

  21. TexasTart says:

    I gave up my Eileen graphic today. I don’t think Eileen should have been required to go to the reunion because she never said as much a cross word to anyone (except a little self-defensive in Amsterdam and that was tame.) Eileen gracefully managed to deal with abusive behaviors from Kim Richards and Brandi Glanville and frankly she should get a Reality TV Emmy for “How dare you!” Anyway, I don’t know if I can bear to watch her, or Lisa V get yelled at the reunion.

    Spring has sprung and the state flower of Texas is starting to massively reproduce along side the highways here! My new Gravatar is the Bluebonnet…..in case anyone is interested. 😉

    • So by this logic- Reunions are punishments? Then I think we should all get out of this requirement! We’ve been punished enough.

      #PTSDfromRHOBH

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      When speaking to Kim in Amsterdam, Eileen’s best line was the VERY dramatic “HOW DARRRRE YOU!” loved loved loved it! So soap-operish

    • Powell says:

      TexasTart I’m w/you. I don’t want LR and Eileen to get yelled at either.

      • Kansas Girl says:

        But I would LOVE to it if Andy would let Kim and Brandi have it. Full on red-faced wrath of the boss. Wouldn’t that be a lovely thing to see!

      • RabbleRouser2010R says:

        Hi Powell, I normally agree with you. But IMO Lisa R does deserve a bit of a tongue lashing. I get and feel that she was entitled to say that Kim’s behavior in the limo was just crazy and enough to make her question Kim’s sobriety. But the fact that she tried to stage a pseudo intervention for Kim, even after being told that Kim would absolutely NOT be receptive to it and knowing that her an Kim weren’t ‘close’, her attempts seem very disingenuous to me. Not to mention, the tossing of the wine and smashing the glass was just outrageous.

        • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

          Rabble completely agree with you on Lisa.

  22. HuskerHuny says:

    It’s snowing in NE Nebraska right now! About three hours from me, but way too close for comfort.

  23. VV™ says:

    #tbt

    Brandi Glanville and I having FUN

    A post shared by Kyle Richards Umansky (@kylerichards18) on

  24. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Thank you ALL !! ^^^^^^^^^

    I think its small claims.
    It’s a judge so far as we know. I’ll keep you posted. People are jerks —-they just are.

    OMIB— I don’t know why I came to believe my dad is a TRIPLE aries – as Id have to know his time of birth — and don’t know when or how I found that out — at least I know he’s a double.
    He’s a last born and my mom is a domineering latin eldest. So she’s the #2 of the business.

    Thank you SO much and I will respond to each of you later.

    AMSTERDAMNATION with brandi in hot pants is on. 😵

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      As much as I loathe the whiny teary weak father and don’t find him realistic at all— the neck part is funny. Got to be good necks.

    • Scorpions are stronger than Aries- one if the strongest signs in the zodiac, your dad is a leader tho.

      I think they’ll be fine.

      People aren’t jerks. Just some are. S’kay, think of it as a field trip.

    • RabbleRouser2010R says:

      Hi Chi,
      I hope everything goes well in court. I hope your parents also saved the message the guy left where it basically admits to making it his mission to harass them and want to be a nuisance.

  25. Well, put 4/20/15 on the calendar. No not because it’s Hitler’s birthday- Phaedra is finally going to court

    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2015/03/phaedra-parks-defamation-lawsuit-court-date-set-rhoa-case-angela-stanton/

  26. Powell says:

    I wonder when Kim’s TH was taped because you would think she had seen all the epis by then and knows the truth about what Bobble did and also sees that the entire season Kyle has been nothing but worried about her and supportive of her. She doesn’t know how to fix she and Kyle’s relationship? #1 stop blaming Kyle for that DAMN house. That was all big Kathy’s doing. #2 Go back and look at the settlement docs for the sale of their mom”s house cuz that holds the truth of the 3 way split. #3 Stop being jealous of Kyle’s life. #4 LISTEN to Kyle. That’s her big problem. She doesn’t LISTEN. #5 Be honest w/herself and admit she’s an addict that fell off the wagon. #6 Get a psychiatrist. #7 Start going to whatever meetings she should be attending. #8 Bobble Head is NOT her friend. Drop her like a bad habit. Bobble said Kim needs sober friends & Bobble’s not that.

    • plainviewsue says:

      Powell, I read somewhere that Kim doesn’t even watch the episodes. Which is another reason she doesn’t blog. I just hope Andy plays the scene with Brandi and Jen on the beach, plus the actual words Brandi said to Lisa R. Not just intervention!!!

      • mrs peabody says:

        I thought I saw somewhere that she had gotten upset with Brandi when she did see what she had said. Not sure what she saw but I know I read that somewhere.

    • austin1963 says:

      That’s all sound advice. I doubt she’ll implement any of it, however.

  27. Barb (Just wondering in Jersey) says:

    Stars, I just love your recaps. So funny and so true. Thanks so much.

  28. Powell says:

    Where’s T-Rex?

  29. Shiny says:

    Starz – thanks for the very entertaining recap – loved the wishful thinking version of musical medleys – if only that was the real episode!

    Really needed your fine humor after another day spent in rehab with my 95 year old mother – she is not pleased to be told what to do…..

  30. Shiny says:

    Forgot to add: Bobble is now “Booble”. Doesn’t she own any two sided tape? Either she ran out because all her dresses require it, or she enjoys the costume malfunctions.

  31. plainviewsue says:

    Stars, I want to add my thanks for a wonderful season of your recaps!! You and Namaste’s take on the blogs made this BH season even better!!!!!

  32. austin1963 says:

    I just gagged my way through BG’s blog (which we all know she doesn’t write). That’s a fine piece of revisionist history there if I ever saw one.

  33. Stars, it seems I am always a bit late to the party here, but thank you so much for a wonderful and witty ‘blogging the RHOBH season” , you have been terrific and kept me in stitches!

  34. TexasTart says:

    Stars! Wish I could have thanked you yesterday, I wanted to share what I thought you said that was thigh slapping hilarious and I just can’t now but it was fabulous, darling! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  35. ladebra says:

    Apologies if this isn’t news! Looks like Atl reunion is today

  36. TexasTart says:

    Atlanta is filming the reunion today. 🍑

  37. T-Rex says:

    Good Morning!! Okay, I did get a little scooplet!!!!!
    Apparently, since that whole “firing” information leaked, it has been rumored that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi has been contacting Mz Andy and the Bravo Producers NON STOP! She is panicked the rumors are true, which they basically are, but she has been throwing out threats that she is going to go to all the tabloids, tv shows, her podcrap, and anyone else she can to whine if she gets fired, and guess what she is going to use, you guessed it, HER KIDS! She has threatened to go full force to everyone how Bravo fired a “single mother” with no real means of support, took food out of their mouths, clothes off their backs, and MOST importantly took a ROOF from over their head. Because as we all know that roof is Bravo paid for! Contractually she cannot talk about the ins and outs of production or the show itself, they have told her if a single item leaks about that, they will sue her for Breach of contract, but she plans to ride that poor me single mom routine into the ground! BRAVO, doesn’t know what to do, but from what I hear they are going back into filming very quickly after the Reunion airs, and that so far THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi has NOT been offered a contract for the next season.

  38. RabbleRouser2010R says:

    Stars, thank you for the blogs. xo

  39. RabbleRouser2010R says:

    Hi guys, I was just wondering if anyone has heard from Jeff or his sister?

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