Brandi Glanville Quits Housewives “I’ve Had Enough of the ABUSE” plus a deeper look at the Reunion Part One

Brandi Glanville Quits Housewives “I’ve Had Enough of the ABUSE” by Venna

After four seasons on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit reality show, Brandi Glanville is calling it quits.  “It’s just too stressful for Brandi to continue to be involved in the show,” a source told Lynnfam.  “She’s having all sorts of anxiety.  She’s practically living on a diet of xanax and cheetos.”

Brandi has been the star of the franchise since Season 3 when she was elevated from “friend” status to full time housewife.  She brought a much needed dose of youth on a franchise by menopause mamas.  “I still get my monthly flow,” Granville claims.  “Unlike the rest of my cast mates, I know how to rock a tampon string.”

Boss Andy Cohen refused to go on the record with a comment, but an insider source says that Cohen was “more than relieved.”  “She’s just a nutcase,” the source told Lynnfam. “And don’t even get me started on her super fans.  Cohen’s inbox would fill up with their crazy every time she complained about him on twitter.  It was exhausting.

Glamville claims that it was the abuse that drove her away from the franchise.  “I just had enough of the abuse.  It was non stop.  They called me all sorts of names – a bad mother, a mean drunk, cradle robber, a pill popping cheetoh eater. Cohen compared me to a dog. Bunch of c*nts.  Bitch can only take so much.  F*uk you bitches.  That’s all I want to say. Watch your backs. F*uck you,” she said before taking a gulp of her drink.  “And f*uck you too.”

Asked if she has any last words for her castmates, Glumville mumbled,”Yolanda can suck it.  It’s her fault I lost it at the reunion, damn bitch went to bed. Kyle is just a c*nt. Rinna needs to eat a cookie, Eileen is mean, and Vanderpump needs to f*uck a 23 year old instead of an old man. And tell Kim I’m blocking her – I’ve had enough of her midnight phone calls.”

What’s next for the blonde beauty?  “Don’t worry about me, I have all sorts of offers,” she boasts.  “I’ve got an endorsement deal with Tamplex – ‘cus I’ve still got my flow. And I’m a best selling author.  I just have to find a new damn ghostwriter. Last bitch I used turned out to be crazier than Kim Rickards.”

I, for one, and going to miss the sexy ex-model and her crazy antics.  The show won’t be the same without her.  Best of luck Brandy!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Reunion – Part 1 of 3 – S5E20

by Stars99

Yippie!  We made it to the Reunion! Let’s do a happy dance! While we’re at it – We can also play a drinking game tonight – And drink every time someone says “FU*K” or some derivation thereof… No wait… Don’t – Cuz you’ll be sloshed in no time whatsoever!  I’m ready to watch tonight ‘cuz I planned ahead and ordered a hazmat suit and plastic wine glasses. Hope you’re protected from the stuff that will likely be tossed around, too!

Okay, it’s got to be tough to figure out what to wear on one of these shows. Honestly, I would love it if everyone wore something that was flattering to their figure and was age appropriate. Also, wouldn’t it be awesome if their makeup accentuated their best features? And gosh, wouldn’t it be amazing if the colors they chose to wear were actually complimentary to their skin tone and hair color thereby causing them to shine?

Group w Andy

Instead we got this… Some got it right – Some didn’t. Okay, my next comments are addressed to no one specifically – But you KNOW who you are: 1) While it’s fun to pretend to be pretty, pretty princesses – Sparkly eye shadow and makeup for an interview show like this with harsh lights just ages you; 2) C’mon – Your shoes were all fairly boring – SHAME on all of you; 3) It takes a strong person to wear the color of Pepto Bismal especially when everything you say makes us sick; 4) It would be smart to wear a color that doesn’t make you look dead; 5) Try not to get your hair styled by a minion who knows nothing about what type of hairstyle looks good on you; 6) Please step away from the Botox and any other fillers you might be allegedly using; and, 7) Support CAN be beautiful… Just sayin…(Shout out to Playtex – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV3DLbkB7A4).

Shoes 1 Shoes 2

And the Reunion Starts…

Andy greets each housewife individually but he REALLY tries to change it up by not going down the line like he usually does – Instead, he shifts from one couch… to the other… to the other… Ummm… Andy… This is one of the lamest things you do – C’mon… You can be more original, can’t you? It’s like 5 seconds in and I’ve already hit my forehead with the palm of my hand… The most interesting piece of information we got from the introductions was that Eileen thinks that being on this show is more dramatic than what happens on “The Young and the Restless.” And that’s saying something… lol…

Miscellaneous Things We Learned…

~~ Eileen (That Tramp I now Love) and her darling husband (My Boyfriend) have won and lost thousands of dollars betting on sports. I’m shocked… SHOCKED I tell you… What… With him being a cohost of the World Poker Tour and stuff…lol…

~~ Brandi says that Donald Trump’s hair is real. Do we really care?

~~ Brandi’s Dad is doing much better but he may have to have another surgery

~~ Lisa R’s Dad is also sick – He’s 92 and is hanging in there

The attention goes to Yolanda who has suffered a significant relapse with her illness. She breaks down into tears at the mere mention of it. She says that she is trying to weather the storm and that she prays every day that maybe tomorrowwill be a better day. Andy shows kindness to Yolanda by expressing how much effort he knows it took for her to be there with them – And that she’s free to leave at any time. Run, Yolanda, Run!!

I know that some may not believe Yolanda actually has Lyme Disease – But whatever it is – She is actively accessing treatment solutions from other areas of the world since some are not yet approved here in the U.S. – Some treatments involve the use of stem cells which is very controversial and is a whole nuther Oprah – and I’m not even getting into it.

Yolanda talks about how her daughters are in a tough business because you’re judged by the way you look. Ummm… Most of us are judged by the way we look, no? And if it’s such a tough industry – Why did you encourage them to go into it? Oh, right… It’s the money! It’s the travel! It’s the fame! No, I think mostly it’s the crazy money… She has gorgeous daughters who inherited their Mother’s great jeans and genes! Lol. Sorry, I kind of don’t feel too sorry for them… I must admit that I do have some issues with the continual objectification of women – but that, too… Is a whole nuther Oprah… We’re here to talk about the housewives!

Kim

The conversation switches over to Kyle and Kim. Kyle says they haven’t spoken in over 3 months. And because Kim is an addict who can’t seem to take accountability for anything, she starts to blame her costars on making matters worse between her and her sister. Kyle disagrees and says that it’s Brandi who has made things hard between them.

Kim then takes out a knife and jabs it through Kyle’s heart when she says that she’s really okay with how things are between them at this point. Ummm… You’re not talking to each other… You have no relationship… And you’re saying you’re okay with that? Whoa… Oh, but fortunately, Kim’s open to working on things together with a therapist if it’s something they decide they want to work through.

Kyle’s requirement is that they only have honest conversations. Now, that may not sound like a lot to the normal person – but she IS talking about Kim who wouldn’t know the truth if it stood up and slapped her in the face.

Kyle tilt

Andy realizes he needs to change directions and talk about Yolanda because it’s unclear how long she can stay. They play various clips of her and then Andy asks Yolanda why she plays the peacemaker? Yolanda feels that she looks at life with an open heart rather than a judgmental head. Lisa V feels Yolanda makes excuses for Brandi and gives her a pass for her actions.

Yolanda talks about how she thinks it’s easy for all of us to kick Brandi to the curb like a bag of trash. She has said that at least one other time this season. It’s hilarious that she equates Brandi with a bag of trash – But arguably, she just used an analogy we’d all understand. Somehow, Brandi’s mouth is very trashy to me. Makes a note to myself to put “Glad” trash bags on my shopping list just in case the opportunity arises to take out the trash.

Yolanda

Kyle implies that Yolanda excuses Brandi’s actions because she hasn’t been on the receiving end of Brandi’s insults. Kyle thinks it’s a different story when you’ve been directly attacked by Brandi. Kim disagrees (how surprising, no?) and says that she has been on the receiving end – But that there is a time when you can forgive, see the good in someone, and move forward. Okay Kim, you can open your mouth again when you can practice that same forgiving behavior with your own sister. Sit down.

Lisa V brings up the remark Brandi made about Bella and how those kind of low blows are just not acceptable. Yolanda explains that her way to react was not to react. She doesn’t believe in “an eye for an eye” type of philosophy.

Kyle and Lisa V

Brandi’s pattern of verbally attacking someone when they are trying to talk honestly about a problem was brought up. Yolanda knew exactly what Brandi was doing at that time – That she was consciously trying to divert the story to Yolanda’s daughter. Kyle says the problem was that Brandi diverted the conversation to talk about a 17 year-old who didn’t sign up for this kind of scrutiny.

They talked about how Yolanda seems to be mothering Brandi and about how Lisa V was criticized for it last year. Yolanda says she knows it’s not her job to mother Brandi. Yolanda says she speaks what she feels in her heart. She says they don’t all have to point out how dysfunctional Brandi’s mouth can be. She acknowledges that she wanted Brandi to comply with the 21 Day Cleanse to prove to everyone that she could go 21 days without drinking.

Brandi defends her perpetual drunken state by saying that she needs alcohol in order to be around these women. They talk about whether or not Brandi is a mean drunk. Don’t we have ample footage that would show she’s a mean drunk? Brandi thinks it depends on the company. Eileen, who said that Brandi is a mean drunk says that she’s commenting on her individual experience with Brandi. She tells Brandi that she doesn’t think she can handle her alcohol and that she becomes aggressive, bitchy, not nice and slurry… She said something about being ugly, too – but I was laughing so hard by this point of time I couldn’t hear the TV.

Kim parrots back that she thinks that sometimes when Brandi is drunk that she doesn’t change at all. The hilarious part of this reasoning – Is that IF Kim has seen Brandi in other situations wherein she’s drunk – That means that “these women” are NOT the only reason she drinks, right? And what good friend would get sloshed in front of a good friend who is battling with their own sobriety? After Brandi says something to the effect that she doesn’t have a drinking problem – Lisa V says that it might not be her problem – “But it sure ends up as ours.”

Yolanda was asked what she tried to teach Bella after the DUI. Yolanda responded wanted her to know that she loves her unconditionally and that she would always have her back. She also used the same worn out PR spin that, “There is so much more to Bella than the DUI.” Yolanda says that Bella has to learn the lesson within herself. I dunno… This seemed like a VERY teachable moment to me. I mean I love that Yolanda wants her daughter to know she loves her unconditionally – I guess I just wish there were more teeth to the punishment. I used to get grounded for 2 weeks just for not emptying the dishwasher within 10 minutes of when I was asked to do so… I’m really concerned about a 17-year-old having a DUI. In my opinion, the consequences of her actions should have been really serious… but perhaps we don’t have the whole story even now.

Yolanda says, “My children are no better than anybody else – Even the people who live in Ohio… We all have the same problems.” I’m sure the fine people of Dayton, Ohio LOVE the fact that your supermodel daughters have the same problems as they do. You know – The kind wherein a 17-year-old actually has the money to pay for her own lawyer and the thousands of dollars’ worth of repairs to the car? At 17, I had $1,500 to my name and it was to buy a car, insurance, and pay for my 1st year of college. Yolanda may have grown up with meager beginnings – But her daughters certainly haven’t. However, I am sure teenaged girls no matter their affluence do share some commonalities… But come the heck on… I can remember an episode from a previous season wherein we were told Bella was bellyaching that she only had one horse to ride. Poor kid.

As Yolanda’s time on the reunion ended, she responded to a question from someone who questioned her illness. She doesn’t care about those people… She said, overall, they all tried this season – She even referred to everyone as “The Dream Team.”  Yolanda said that life is very lonely and that we all need a community and to look out for each other to make it through. My heart goes out to her. I will pray along with her that I hope her tomorrow is better than today.

The conversation switches and they start talking about Lisa R. A montage of funny clips are played. She talks about her 92-year-old Dad who doesn’t want to leave this earth because it means he will be leaving her mother. Lisa R says she realizes their relationship has changed and that she is now the adult and is taking care of her parents.

Oh Lisa R, I love ya ta pieces – But you drive me crazy when you stay stuff like that… Your parents live in an assisted living home. They live in a different state than you do. You may be taking care of them financially – But you’re NOT “taking care of them” in the same sense that many of us have had to singlehandedly care for our aging parents. It may be similarly overwhelming and hard… But seriously, talk to me again when you’ve had to change their Depends… Or when you’ve been woken up by their heart wrenching scream in the middle of the night when they’ve fallen down trying to walk to the bathroom…  Or when you’ve had to crush their morphine pills and sneak them into their Instant Breakfast drinks because they refuse to take their prescribed medicine.

At the time of the taping, Lisa R’s Dad was in the hospital battling pneumonia for the 3rd time in a year. That is just so hard… I think Bravo’s editing purposefully attempted to make it look like Brandi thought Lisa R was playing the “my Dad’s in the hospital” sympathy card. Now I may think Brandi is a lot of things – but I honestly cannot make myself believe that Brandi would think that – Especially because of her own Dad’s current situation.

Lisa R

Lisa R was asked about a comment her daughter made about the people in Medford being “chub, chubs” – referring to their weight or propensity to like fast food. Lisa R said that none of them were proud of that – And that it’s not right to judge other people. The subject was changed and Lisa R gladly confirmed that she made 7 figures for her “Depends” commercial.

Kim does her best to mock Lisa by getting up and twirling around – but she just looks like a childish gooberhead to me. Kim starts blathering on about how doing a “Depends” commercial would be beneath her. We know that Lisa R has already said of herself, “I will do anything to make a buck.” Heck, even Eileen offered to wear “Depends” on her head to make that kind of money.

Kim tries to say that she has more pride than Lisa R and is 100% more discerning when accepting jobs.  She says that Lisa R would go a step further than she would. Right… Says the person appearing in, “Sharknado.” Andy astutely points out that Kim was in “Diving with the Stars.” And not only that… But he pointed out that Kim never even actually dived – That she just jumped in over and over again. Kim quickly pointed out that one time she jumped backwards off the high dive. Perhaps, Kim… But you still never actually completed a dive. She just doesn’t get it… Call the elevator repair company – ‘Cuz Kim’s elevator is stuck between floors, again.

To me, the funniest part of the whole night came at this point when Lisa R dropped an ACME anvil on Kim’s superior and egotistical head when Lisa R broke the news to Kim that she in fact, had turned down the offer to be on “Diving with the Stars.” Oh S-N-A-P!  I just had to pause the DVR to laff and laff at that one. Ouch… That’s gotta hurt…

The conversation changes and they begin to talk about whether or not Lisa R has an eating disorder. Lisa R explains that she got sick during Christmas and lost 8 lbs. Hey Lisa R, I think I found them – Want them back? Anyhoo… Eileen chimes in that she’s known Lisa R for years and years and that she’s always had a thin physique… I think we can all hate Lisa R just on that one point, no? I kid, I kid… I love me some Lisa R.

Eileen

Brandi says that she’s not going to say that Lisa R has an eating disorder. How big of you, Brandi. Andy connects the dots and says that Brandi isn’t making a judgment on Lisa R even though Brandi feels like Lisa R has made judgments on her. Brandi is so danged transparent, isn’t she?

Lisa R insists that she doesn’t have an eating problem. Lisa R reminds Brandi that she had texted her and told her that she was anorexic. When Brandi balks at that, she further states that Brandi texted that she wouldn’t want to be with “An anorexic old hag.” Okay… I hope someone comes out with these texts… We’ll see who is lying, no?

In what world does anyone call a co-worker, “An anorexic old hag?” And if she really DOES think Lisa R has a real eating disorder – Why isn’t she showing her any concern? Oh that’s right, because Brandi and Kim don’t care about anyone else but Brandi and Kim.

Brandi closeup

Somehow Kyle gets involved in this discussion which gets very heated. It results in Kyle telling Brandi that at least she doesn’t walk around with a tampon string hanging down. This is of course, alluding to the infamous picture of Brandi. Brandi shoots back, “Because you don’t get your period, bitch.” Oh come on… I’ve heard this line before. C’mon Brandi… You’ve had all season to prepare for this – Can’t you come up with some original material? And again, may I point out that Kyle was born in 1969 and Brandi in 1972 – So there’s less than a 3 year difference in age… Hardly any room to gloat over having a period. That’s just silly.

There was a weird 90 second fakeout coming out of a commercial wherein everyone is asking for water… Then Andy asks for tea… And Lisa V also asks for tea… I’m not sure why they chose to include this particular footage. Are they trying to demonstrate that Lisa V is demanding or whiney? I dunno… Andy was a little condescending, in my opinion – I mean even Graham Norton (Talk Show Host extraordinaire on BBC America) has each star’s favorite drink ready for them and his show is only an hour long. Come on, Bravo – This is NOT your first rodeo.

Lisa V point

After the commercial break they talk about Brandi and Lisa V’s non-existent friendship. Sorry Brandi, she’s just not that into you. After seeing a montage of the back and forth exchanges between the two of them over the season, Andy points out they started the year on the outs with each other from the previous season’s activities.  Brandi, our little perpetual victim, says that she demonstrated that she would go to great lengths to be Lisa V’s friend again. But instead, all Lisa V did was insult her. Right… And I guess that calling her a “Menopausal Momma” behind her back at her birthday party wasn’t an insult? Or that you implied she slept with half of L.A.? Or… or… or…

Brandi brings up the fact that Lisa V didn’t bother to reach out to her about her dying Dad. Now, I totally get where Brandi is coming from about this because it would have been very easy for Lisa V to quickly text her or to send out a tweet or something letting her know that her Dad is in her thoughts or something. However, Lisa V doesn’t think it’s her job to console Brandi about her sick Dad – Especially when they’re not even talking. Perhaps not – But it is common decency to care about someone when they’re ill, no? I also get that Lisa V didn’t want to open friendship’s door even a smidgen to Brandi because as she’s explained before that if you give Brandi an inch – She’ll take a mile “every bloody time.” I think Lisa V decided she can live with Brandi being mad at her about this.

Lisa V is asked how it is that she quickly made up with Kyle and Yolanda but that she’s making Brandi work really hard before their friendship is restored. She’s told it seems like she has one set of rules for Brandi and another set for everyone else.  Brandi just doesn’t get it, does she? I saw this anonymous quote the other day:

Grab a plate

After Brandi says that Kyle’s the one who told her that Lisa V was having an affair with her trainer, that she went bankrupt, and that she lived in Calabasas (oh, the horror of it all)…  Kyle asks Brandi what she ever did to her?  Brandi tells Kyle that she got physical with her. Wait – Does she mean when her bracelet scraped her during the PokerGate 2015™®©? Ummm… Brandi didn’t like Kyle way before then, no? Kyle calls Brandi a drama queen. Lisa V chimes and says to Brandi, “You say that – But you were happy to slap me around the jaw.”

Kyle continues – You say you hate me because I moved your arm down to get to my sister? Brandi clarifies, “I hate you because you’re horrible.” Brandi then calls Kyle a “Fu**ing C**t.” Again… Is this something you should be calling your boyfriend’s boss’s wife? I mean, who calls someone that to begin with – But seriously, is it smart to be treating your boyfriend’s boss’s wife and your coworker like this especially on National TV? Yikes…

Lisas and Kyle

Andy asks Eileen and Lisa V about how they felt about the slap and the wine toss now that they’ve had time to process it and watch it unfold on the show. Eileen says that it felt to her like a weird violation – That she can’t really explain it. Lisa V agreed the commonality in both situations was that they both ended up in tears.

Lisa V reminds us that just 10 minutes before “the slap” that Brandi had said that she slept with half of L.A. Brandi asks Lisa if she thinks she really believes that. Lisa makes the point, “But you SAID it.” Brandi tells Lisa V that she says a lot of things, too. Like what, Brandi? What has Lisa said about you that isn’t true? That you drink too much? Or maybe that you sleep around? Are those untrue statements because we have the footage that would prove otherwise… And some fingerprints on a 23-year old…

And now we’re on the subject I was hoping we wouldn’t talk about tonight. They talk about Max’s 23-year-old friend in Denmark. Brandi proudly says that she fu**ed him both nights and it was great. Lisa V says that he told her that he didn’t have sex with Brandi because she was too drunk. Brandi thinks that Lisa V is just saying that to be mean. Lisa V says that it’s what he told her. Kyle wonders how Brandi has such high standards on being mean…

Kim and Brandi

Brandi says that she thinks that Lisa is just pissed off that that he didn’t want to fu*k her instead… OMG… How warped can you be? The “ICK” factor associated with having sex with your son’s best friend that you’ve known since he was 7 years old is completely off the charts. I think Brandi wanted to screw Lisa V so she literally Amster and Damned the 23-year-old. Brandi confirmed that she has skyped with the kid. She also said he plans to come out here. Of course he does. Can you say, “Sugar Momma”… Yes, yes I KNEW you could…lol. He’s going to be so disappointed…lol.

They talk once again about the slap and Brandi said that she apologized right away – As if that would make it all better. She’s told she keeps taking things further and further.

Then, in possibly one of the most brilliant analogies I’ve ever heard from him, Andy says, “Forgive the comparison – But it’s almost like you’re playing with your dog and all of the sudden your dog bites you by mistake.” OMG… That’s soooooooooooo true…

Brandi Fuck you

And Brandi, turns to HER BOSS, and actually says, “Fuck you – Who says that?”  Andy clarifies – It’s like you’re playing and it goes one step too far.”  Brandi says, “Well that’s bulls**t – You don’t say that.” Clearly, Brandi doesn’t understand the analogy and says, “I’ve taken enough abuse since I’ve been here – I’m not going to take it from you, too.” Andy points out that he was actually defending her. Brandi thinks Lisa V is beating this thing to death. I think it’s hilarious that Brandi doesn’t get it.

Andy asks Brandi if she thinks their friendship is over. Brandi explains that the slap gave Lisa V a reason to hate her forever. Lisa V says that it was a really nasty situation at that time but that she didn’t make a big deal about it. She says that Brandi always goes too far. Andy asks her if she thought she meant it maliciously? Lisa V responds “No” but that it changed the dynamics of their relationship again. Kim backed up Lisa V on this, surprisingly.

Kyle says that she has told Lisa V that she can hold a grudge. Kyle says that she can’t blame Lisa V for not wanting to continue her relationship with Brandi – And if we call that “holding a grudge” then Kyle is holding one, too.

Brandi and Andy

Andy asks what they think the future holds for their friendship. They agree that it’s separate lives. Brandi threatens Lisa V to, “Watch your back.” Lisa V says that she’s sure she has to. Brandi confirms, “You do.” Kyle tells Brandi that she thought she was going to attack Lisa V in a similar way to what Brandi said in her podcast about how she wanted to beat up Kyle when she saw her.

Brandi confirms she would love to and that she has done it a million times in her head.  Kyle responds, “Classy.”

Next Week..

They talk more about drinking… Assault and battery… How horrible they think each other is acting… And how Kyle loves Kim as a sister but as a person right now she doesn’t like her very much… Yippie!

Thanks for reading! I think we got through Part 1 fairly unscathed for the most part… I didn’t even throw anything at the TV. Woo hooo! We’ll meet back here next week ready for Part 2… It should be interesting. I don’t think YoYo is going to be back for the rest of the Reunion… So Brandi and Kim will have to fend for themselves. But seriously, having a battle of wits against unarmed people is no fun… Happy Trails! By the way… I’m brand new to twitter – and I’d love to follow you… I’m @StarsNinetyNine (Sorry to those who weren’t able to find me last week)… Tweet… Tweet!

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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291 Responses to Brandi Glanville Quits Housewives “I’ve Had Enough of the ABUSE” plus a deeper look at the Reunion Part One

  1. Nickel says:

    This better not be an April Fools!!

    • Powell says:

      Please don’t take my buzz away. 😱 😖 😄

    • Nickel says:

      Never mind. I read to the end 😢 that’s really mean getting a girl’s hopes up like that 😋🙈

    • mrs peabody says:

      My first thought was is this an April fools thing then I realized it actually is April’s Fool’s Day. Good One!

    • RabbleRouser2010R says:

      DOH- it didn’t even occur to me. I was thinking …wow Brandi has lost her damn mind (again).

      Today is Ryanne’s Birthday- so I always forget about April Fools.

  2. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. NMD you made a BIG ole smile on my face as I read the topic. If Booble Bobble Head truly is quiting, can quit I say YIPPIE!!!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, you got me religion 🎶🎶🎶🎶 by Ne-Yo is playing on the radio as I type!!!!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌 YES!!! It’s 10am. Let’s have an imaginary toast. 🍸🍸🍸 🙂

  3. Exit4 says:

    April fools?

  4. Veena (NMD) says:

    Hope that gave you guys a chuckle. The first giveaway was when I spelled my own name incorrectly. Happy Hump Day – it’s bright and sunny here in the northwest.

    • Exit4 says:

      I’m waiting for radar to pick it up and report it as fact! Joe G. Finally goes to court tomorrow! But, with this case you never know!

    • hawkmoon947 says:

      My heart jumped with joy when I read the headline, until I remembered the date. Good one, alas. We can always hope.

    • SoutheastVA says:

      You had me going with the Brandi quits blog. I guess I am an April fool!!

    • I chuckled as I started to read and wished it were for real.
      I got my boss good today. We just had our 3 admin assistant leave yesterday. She’s the 3rd in the last 14 months, it has nothing to do with me, I assure you, I don’t use tampons cause I’m a Menopausal Momma!
      I told him I felt it was time for me to leave as well since there has been so many changes. He said well…. okay. He looked rather dejected so I quickly said APRIL FOOLS! He was so happy and he laughed.

    • Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

      You’re an evil woman, Veena. I pray you’ll never use your powers against me.

    • Powell says:

      I didn’t even look at that. Just the title from the email. No cake for you missy. 😝 😄

    • Stacey says:

      Gorgeous day! I am loving our early spring and all the sunshine! I bought every word until Yo can suck it lol. Dammit, you used her voice so well and I want it so bad!

  5. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Great job, Veena! You fooled me. Hehe I love the Xanax and Cheetos diet she’s on. 😉

    Another terrific blog, Starsy! Now I can watch in peace knowing it’s not too bad. 🙂

    I hope everyone has a great day today.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks Foxy – Yeah, It’s not too bad… I judge it by how many things I want to throw at the TV while watching…lol

  6. HuskerHuny says:

    I’m so not an April Fool’s kind of girl. But this morning, when the usual girls were signing up for Body Pump class, I told them that class was being held in our indoor ice arena and not in the usual gym and they fell for it! It was really too easy and I kind of felt bad after I did it. So as they turned to go to the ice rink, I shouted April Fools! They laughed, fortunately. Now I have to watch my back the rest of the day. Veena, nice start to this day of foolery.

  7. I noticed Yolanda really struggles. I think the stage lights were really bothering her eyes because everytime she was talking, she was keeping her eyes closed. It was actually very sad.
    Brandi’s face looked horrible. I think when she is 50, she will be in worse shape than Mama Elsa. SNAP!
    I hated the strapless dresses. Both looked awful. Those dresses are meant to be worn while standing or dancing; not sitting for hours. Lisa V. always looks good in Purple but her hair is always a bit frizzy instead of smooth and that bothers me for some reason (BTW, we have seen a tattoo on Lisa’s ankle twice this season. Anyone know what it is?). Kyle chose a weird color and a style that looked kinda dowdy. I liked the lip though. Her hair is ALWAYS gorgeous. Lisa Rinna looked good in white as did Yolanda. I thought Yolo looked quite beautiful and her hair color was gorgeous. Eileen chose a good color, but again, the strapless was just wrong wrong wrong. And the hair…why not the up-do from Adrianne’s party? Kim’s dress was pretty but boring and perhaps the pink was a little light on her. The only thing I liked on Booble was the hair that was done by the squatter/hair stylist/gay. Her dress was strapless…bad bad bad…the color was AWFUL…and the too recent botox was just all wrong.

    • Powell says:

      Yeah Yo looked like the lights were bothering her. I just hope she gets better. Yo always looks outstanding at the reunion. From head to toe. She and LR were neck n neck. Kyle looked nice. Lisa needs to stop wearing the clip ins. I think that’s why her hair looks frizzy at times. Kim looked nice. Her dress was simple. I didn’t mine Eileen’s dress as much as Booble Bobble’s. BBs flattened her boobs and that’s not flattering.

  8. plainviewsue says:

    Did anyone else catch the comment LVP made while listing the things Brandi has lied about. She said something to the effect that LVP knew beforehand about her house being burned down????!!! What the hell does this mean?

    I loved every minute, because all I wanted was Brandi to be taken down. She is a disgusting, vile POS. And I’m sorry. You say to your boss F-U, and you’re not fired on the spot? Or at least reprimanded. She threatens LVP and Kyle, and Andy says nothing?

    Lisa R did a great job. Loved how she put Kim Richards in her place. Hey Kim, you ain’t Meryl Streep. How many acting jobs have you had in the last five years? A cameo on Revenge where your name isn’t even listed in the opening credits. And now a cameo in Sharknado? Sit down and take a seat.

    Stars, fab job as always!!!!

  9. Obsessed with RH says:

    I think your comments on the wardrobes/injectables/hair were SPOT on! The only thing I might add is the silver metallic pumps were killing me, just AWFUL!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      OMG… Obsessed… I was thinking…Did they all go to the same store or what? Plus… They all sat on the same couch… It kinda made me giggle….lol

  10. SoutheastVA says:

    My hubby watched with me last night. (He sat there to ply me full of wine for his own purposes.) Anywhoo, I laughed and laughed. Brandi was so inappropriate. Since I don’t care about her, I thought it was funny. Kyle shouldn’t show Kim and Brandi how much they get to her. She looked like a sourpuss the whole time. You can’t let the witches see you sweat. They will claim victory. Also, what is up with Andy comparing any human to a dog. I LOVE LOVE dogs even though I’m allergic to them. But, I don’t compare people to them. That’s just rude and wrong on a homosapien (species) level. He knew she’s go GANGSTA on him. He wanted it. You can tell he eats this crap up. Out of everyone in the Bravo universe, I want him to get his. I want someone to check him and make him cry like the little B—- he is.

    Even though my school, ODU, bit it in the NIT last night losing to Stanford. Have a great day. It’s sunny down here in southeat VA!!

    • SoutheastVA says:

      southeast VA not southeat. I’m hungry!

    • Powell says:

      LOL Mr SoutheastVA got you drunk to take advantage of you. Tsk Tsk Tsk. 😃
      I understood Andy was trying to say the play was fun in the beginning and then someone got hurt accidentally. I don’t see a problem him using a dog in the analogy. Booble is just an idiot going off on Andy for that. I don’t like her. Sighhhhh.

      • mrs peabody says:

        it totally went over her head because she just isn’t too bright. I didn’t see anything wrong with using that example either. I did not think he was comparing her to a dog either, it was just an example that he thought she might understand.

        • Oh, Brandi being compared by her BFF Yo to a bag of trash and then by her BFF boss to a dog…kinda’ made my night.

          Her reaction was just icing on the cake! Pouty, angry, menacing, finally going into a full on Brandi meltdown-it’s like the best “BYE FELICIA!” party one can hope for at a HWs’ reunion.

          Because next season one of us HAS to go.

      • Shiny says:

        Brandi was so wound up that all she heard was “Andy is comparing me to a dog that bites”. Want to bet she’d had some wine to cope with the reunion? She overreacted really fast (and foully) to everything.

        I was almost waiting for Andy to say Just Kidding, and I Apologize, so now you have to be okay with it Booble – following your rules.

    • EllaMinnowPea says:

      I like that Brandi can call the others c##ts but has a fit when she thinks Andy calls her a dog. And nobody called her on it!

    • Bev says:

      Hi Southeast! I’m an ODU alum too!

  11. Ha! You had me going for just a teensy bit there Veena! Because almost all if it was truly believable…😜😜😜😂😂😂

    Great blog!

    Anyhoo- that little LisaVP revelation about the house burning down was innnnneresting. So Brandi was insinuating that she “knew” therefore committing arson and insurance fraud. No one who is anyone will believe it- but a few might…

    Dangerous girl.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      It only takes a few believers to give the rumor wings-Brandi is good at getting things started. Kyle is getting slammed b/c the Lisa/trainer rumor-Brandi said Kyle told her the story and people believe it. The rumor isn’t being believed-only the part about Kyle telling her-which is exactly what Brandi wanted.

      • kit9 says:

        Where are you reading that?

      • kit9 says:

        I don’t believe for a sec Kyle said that. Hello? Brandi JUST lied about Kyle on WWHL. Not to mention, everything out of her mouth is a lie. I even thought that the way Brandi said it in the clip seemed fake bad acting.

      • Powell says:

        Right. People are believing Kyle blabbs stuff and now she’s a liar for saying she didn’t tell Bobble. See how Bobble goes back to Kyle told her Lisa had a bankruptcy and lived in Calabasas? I don’t like her. Sighhhhh.

        • kit9 says:

          Yes, even though that has been thoroughly vetted already-once IN FRONT of Brandi and she didn’t say anything back to Kyle. Clearly Brandi fabrication and exaggeration-two of her favorites.

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      She’s very dangerous. Lisa had already sold the property so she can only be insinuating that Lisa knew it was a tinderbox ready to go? So glad Lisa had the wherewithall to never confide pertinent information to her. Goofy HW gossip was okay but if Brandi had any concrete knowledge of any shady doings by LisaNKen we’d already know everything.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      She’s so reckless and can never take any kind of accountability for it.
      Next week’s reunion looks like Kim and Kyle go at it with the dog bite. Kim is just horrible to go after Kyle’s daughter—let’s see how this is edited.

    • mrs peabody says:

      next question would be why would Lisa have someone else’s house burn down, she wouldn’t get anything out of it. Brandi is just a liar and they need to get rid of her before she really makes a claim against someone that gets Bravo in big time trouble

    • designernailsdiana says:

      If you don’t do anything to be guilty of then you don’t have anything to be worried about. Just my take on this whole STFUBrandi and her saying stuff. That’s why she’s been besties with KimRambles because she gets gossip on Kyle. Please Please Bravo let her gooooooooooo!

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      How did I miss this ? When was a house burning down even mentioned ?????
      At the end when lisa and Brandi were kind of saying “goodbye?” ????

      Oh lord I am going to have to rewatch.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      OMIB… Yeah… I chose not to mention that part because I didn’t want to give such an insidious rumor any airtime or mention. That was HORRIBLE…

  12. Amber...RealWife says:

    Great Blog. A good start to the reunion. Very Meaty LOL

    Loved that LisaR gave OscarMeyerWinningActressKimWitchards the ultimate coup de grace. when she said ‘I turned down Diving W The Stars’, Delicious! Even though they’re ruining my SharknadoFix I can’t wait to see Kim eaten by a shark after a 20second scene. Lightbulb…. maybe two sharks eat her at once coming from different directions! OMG I need to direct HWKillShows. #AGirlCanDream

    Kyle will forever regret her LetsTakeLisaDownPlot where she was canoodling w BrandiRunNTell. She actually smoked a doobie w the dirtiest mouth in reality tv and thought it’d be a secret?! Chile puh-leeze. That was the ammo Brandi needed. Kyle, in stead of remaining stoic during the weed smoking jabs should use it as a teaching moment. Told the camera she apologizes to her daughters for making a bad decision but this is a lesson for all young girls and boys out there. Do not fall for peer pressure. Someone will always try to ruin you, as misery loves company and then they’ll use it against you and tell everyone later. Know who your friends are and make the right decisions because it matters now and later. #TheMoreKyleKnows(RainbowAdded)

    I so wish Lisa would have told Brandi “… the process server and the cops will be at your door if you even think that you’ll be threatening me w/ rumors or physical harm. Don’t play games w/ me i’m not only BobbyFisher but i’m also MiltonBradley. #MastersOfTheGame

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Bravo, Amber! 😉

      • plainviewsue says:

        I agree. Bravo Amber!!!! What was annoying about the pot smoking “ammunition” is Kyle didn’t smoke on camera. Brandi drinks on camera for the viewers to see. Brandi knew that she was saying something for Kyle’s daughters to hear.

        And Kim just sits there when her BFF laces into her sister. Kyle, run run run.

        • shamrockblonde says:

          there is ZERO chance that I would allow anyone to say something like that to my sister no matter what was going on between us – I just don’t get why Kim sat there and let bobble go unchecked after that – as bobble is very quick to point out – she is a MOM – she has kids – does she not understand that Kyle’s daughters will hear that? it was something meant to hurt them – not just just a dig at Kyle – those girls are nieces of Kim’s – blood to Kim – hey Kim – take a good look – this is what is coming for your children too – count on it – bobble WILL turn on you, and when she does, your children will be fair game – think about that Kim, if your mind is not so damaged – think about someone other than yourself –

          and Veena!!! too funny! I had a few moments of OH YAY and then realized your name was misspelled – and that it was April Fool’s Day – yours was the second prank on me today – when I got to work, I found that my mouse was not working – no matter what I did, a reboot, crawling around under my desk to see if it was plugged in – it would not work – just trying to think it through, I picked up my mouse – and there it was – a little note taped over the ball saying “APRIL FOOL!!” so so funny!!!

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            Hi Shamrock! I’m scared for the next episode when they discuss the dog bite and it seems as though Kim is blaming Kyle’s daughter–it could be editing so we’ll see.

            • Powell says:

              Yeah some aunt she is. This will all come back on Kim. When Bobble crushes her Kim will be crawling back to Kyle.

              • Stacey says:

                Would also be interesting in a court of law should Mo and Kyle decide to sue Kim for pain and suffering 🙂

          • Powell says:

            At Bobble’s first season they went to Bobble’s friend house for game night cuz Bravo wasn’t paying for her digs, when she yelled at Kim that she was doing meth Kyle jumped up to her sis defense even though Kim was having issues w/alcohol & we didn’t know yet.

    • Powell says:

      High five miss Amber. Love love LOVE those comebacks. Here’s your rainbow 🌈
      🙂 It sure would have been good if Kyle had used that as a teaching moment.
      Yup Booble Bobble Head is vile.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Amber – I used to watch “The Soup” and they used to have a voice come on that said, “So Meaty…”…lol… At least it wasn’t too painful to watch, right? Yeah, Brandi had better be the one to watch out or someone’s gonnna checkmate her dupa…

  13. cdnfillie58 says:

    My all time best read of the day…great blog

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      cdnfillies – Wow… How kind of you! Did Veena have you going at the first part? I think I was hoping it was true…lol

  14. SoutheastVA says:

    Bravo should restart the old MTV show Celebrity Deathmatch and call it Real Housewives Deatchmatch (or Bravolebrity Deathmatch). I’d like to see the claymation wives annihilate one another.

  15. mrs peabody says:

    How I wish that when Booble head said to Kyle about her not getting her period any more that Kyle had responded, “Well actually I still do and as I said I don’t walk around with my tampon string hanging out”.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I wonder if she knows that Angelina Jolie, 39 had her ovaries removed and now has to through menopause. Brandi is an idiot. Her twitter shows a few friends vouching that she’s a good friend. Ugh

      • Amber...RealWife says:

        Sure Mel. She’s a good friend until she isn’t. That’s the consensus of all her ‘ex-friends and bff’s’. While they’re chummy she’s golden when they fall out she’s a woman scorned coming for them w guns blazing, tampon strings flying! No Mercy.

      • NorthEastLurker says:

        Translation: she has something on each of them, which they don’t want disclosed to the entire world (and exaggerated beyond recognition) so they say what a great friend/person she is in an effort to keep their private business private. There is no way her ‘close friends’ are unaware of how she operates and likely helped her perfect some of her plans.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          That’s right. Do you remember what she said in her podcast about her BFF Jen? So,eating about her buying crack or something in the street a long time ago. No one is off limits–not even her own family.

        • Powell says:

          You got it sista.

  16. Who else was super disturbed by Kim insinuating that Lisa R. is “beneath” her as though Kim only takes high end acting jobs and that a commercial would be below her standards? Anyone think that NO ONE has called Kim to offer her a J.O.B. even as an adult diaper model because she is a FxCKING ADDICT??? She has more “pride” than Lisa R.? Kim, you went on a national TV show and exposed your own addictions, went to rehab and relapsed! Um, I think you are the one with ZERO pride. Lisa R. OWNS her on home, has a successful fashion line on QVC (or HSN), has been a successful actress, TV host, reality tv contestant…you were a CHILD ACTOR KIM! That’s it! The people on Revenge saw you on RHBH and gave you a job as an addict. Thats how much they think of you. They didn’t ask you to play a lawyer or a housewife. They asked you to plan an ADDICT. I am SO done with Kim. She is a horrible, vile person. I feel sorry for Kyle that she has to be related to someone that stupid.

    • TexasTart says:

      EXACTLY!

      • Powell says:

        I 2nd that. I haven’t seen that Revenge epi. I have the 2 before this past Sunday to watch so I guess I’ll see Kim. It’s a shame she didn’t get the reason she was hired to play an addict. Not really flattering is it?

        • plainviewsue says:

          It was a cameo!!!! She wasn’t even in the opening credits. Her name appears in small print at the end!!!!!

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Amen 🙌

  17. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    • Amber...RealWife says:

      Ummm yeah. I think Mauricio is gonna have to have a little talk with that JR guy. No way can an employee’s significant other go after the Boss and Owner’s Wife w/o consequences. Although not about job performance it’s about the image of the company. How is TheAgency supposed to attract great clients when an employees girlfriend is calling the owner’s wife a whore and c u next tuesday on national and worldwide TV? They wouldn’t tolerate that at a Korean grocer, Bodega, SoulFoodRestaurant or MomNPop local hardware store. How is Mo allowing this?

      • Exit4 says:

        The best he can probably do is ask JR to tell Brandi to tone it down. I think she’s just his mattress anyway! Lol

      • Powell says:

        You’re right Amber. Bobble wanted Lisa to fire Scheana. Lisa wouldn’t have had a leg to stand on. Mo can fire JR if Bobble’s relationship w/JR if he can prove it is tarnishing the company image.

    • mrs peabody says:

      Poor Brandi, so it hurts when everyone is against you, imagine how Lisa felt last year when you turned against her and tried turning everyone else against her. Do you think she hurt? Just asking poor little Brandi.

      • Shiny says:

        Brandi never apologized for any of that, did she….Oh, maybe that’s what she thinks Lisa V should apologize for: making her try to turn everyone against Lisa?!

        • Shiny says:

          And shouldn’t Brandi be fired any way for telling Lisa V to watch her back ? That was nasty threat coming from Booble mouth who can tell lies on air.

          • Brandi has already said in an early podcast she wanted to slip a drug to “someone” in the cast to loosen her up. LisaVP better watch her back–and everyone else, too.

          • T-Rex says:

            Well, those threats make it extremely easy for TheRoyalVpump, VileKyle, LypsLisa, and ThatTrampEileen to state to Bravo that they do not feel comfortable filming with THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi and that she has basically threatened their safety. Makes an excellent case for her to be fired! Although she has been crying and begging Andy and production NOT to fire her, throwing her kids will be on the street crap at them, non stop. Oh and I told you guys she had tried to script a bunch of stuff to say and do at the Reunion which she did and is backfiring on her big time because she is a clueless idiot, who doesn’t have a brain behind that puffy, plastic filled face.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Truly delusional. Like they’re just going after her for no reason. Crazy!

    • Powell says:

      Did she read this after it came out? Off camera Kim, Kyle and Lisa tell her she’s a great mom but then she needs rehab. Make up their mind.
      #1 They didn’t say she wasn’t a great mom
      #2 Theyve never said she needs rehab
      Kim and Kyle haven’t talked in 3 momths and she’s driving a wedge between them now?
      They haven’t spoken in 3 months because of you you imbecile
      I don’t like her. Sighhhhh. 😝

    • Ladina says:

      Lol “the tide has been smooth for a while” ? And “it ebbs and flows? Is she been secretly going to school? No way she uses those words, no wayyyy

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  18. Exit4 says:

    In Amsterdam-brandi said the last time she smoked pot she was with kyle. Whether kyle actually smoked it or was just there is the question! Whether she smoked or not-isn’t a big deal. But it’s understandable to want to keep it quiet and not advertise it. Mostly because of the business and the kids.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      It’s asking too much for Bobble to actually “get” this point.

    • kit9 says:

      That was actually YET another lie Brandi told at the reunion…that Kyle said she’d never smoked pot. Kyle never said that.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        No she didn’t-Kyle never denied smoking. It’s a true Brandi twist!! She says what she hopes will stick-truth be damned!!

        • Stacey says:

          Wasn’t it Kim who screeched don’t tell lies about me because it hurts my kids? Yet she sat right there and listened to BG do exactly that to her sister. I hate them both.

  19. VV™ says:

    I WANTED THE BLOG TO BE TRUE!!!

    • mrs peabody says:

      lol

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      Perfect emoji for me too. I hate Vee…., err. I hate Jill Zarin!

    • Shiny says:

      Perfect image for my face when I figured out it was April 1.

      I have decided it is true after all. In true Brandi (oxymoron) fashion, whatever she says (or might have said in our dreams) is true – or just kidding – or putting it out there for people to believe while hiding behind saying it’s just kidding – or forgotten after she said it – or you said worse so it isn’t her fault – or, or , or…..
      So I’m going with: Brandi said it because I so so so want to believe she’s leaving the show.

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      VVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!

      Don’t ever stop —– bwahahahhaahaaaaa
      👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • Powell says:

      Hahaha.. VVeeeeeeeeeee. 😆😆😆
      I so did too.

    • Ladina says:

      #HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  20. VV™ says:

    • VV™ says:

      • Powell says:

        Oh GOSH. We’re not buying it bit*h.

      • mrs peabody says:

        So did Brandi go to it? She says she’s seeing it later but Leann posts 5 mins after Booble head that it was so cute and what they learned. Why did booble head say she was seeing it later, did she mean 5 mins after she posted it. Was it Leann’s way of saying Brandi wasn’t there?

        • T-Rex says:

          Well since it probably was her handler posting she figure she better post something since LeAnn posted something, oh and again just a note, the kids are with their DAD right now, not their moron mother. I think those kids are mainly living with their dad for the most part right now.

    • Exit4 says:

      She probably got 500 hate tweets for daring to speak of the step-children! They’re not yours they’re brandis!!! Her fans are nuts.

    • Stacey says:

      Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade…beautiful beautiful shade.

  21. VV™ says:

    Stupid is as Stupid does.

  22. 3) It takes a strong person to wear the color of Pepto Bismal especially when everything you say makes us sick ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SO FUNNY!!! Excellent Blog Stars!!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Oh, I was gonna say that one too! The elevator stuck between floors, again. So funny so true! So Brandi really can’t understand the playing with a dog analogy?! That was PERFECT! I guess she got caught up in thinking she was being called a dog – like Veena’s dream sequence blog.

      Did you all see the link Kit posted with Brandi’s “before” face yesterday?! I wonder if we can post that in a blog, along side the pic from the reunion. Incomprehensible!

      Thank you Veena and Stars! 👏👏👏👏👏

      • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

        You’re welcome, Tartsy… Yeah, Brandi’s pictures from the Reunion were unfortunate… It’s like her face hasn’t settled down yet after a recent treatment. I’m sure she will look better soon.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Tiara… Watching Kim nauseates me for some reason…lol… And then for her to wear a Pepto Bismal dress… Well… that sealed it! 🙂

      • She is delusional and it just blows me away. It reminds me of my other fav HW, Tamra’s saying, “Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.”….. #classy And her “I’ll tell a story and you won’t like it” crap is just too much!!!!!

  23. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  24. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    “Venna” — thank you for this —- SO FUNNY. (“And F you too”- LOL!)

    Starz- will read yours now. I am saddened to see my 👑has a tramp stamp on her leg 😁

    But you can totes see how couch left was just cheesbomb.com/🍕🍕compared to couch 2

  25. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    VV throw me an emoji —-I know you’ll side with me on this:
    Yo looked ill. We saw this. She seemed too quiet and just off. Her upper lip was sweaty.
    She seemed to stumble for words.

    Did anyone notice when the Bella thing was brought up Yo seemed ••••extra•••• unable to speak/ shaky ? Yes of course it was her family/ personal life, (2nd fave) daughter being spoken of but did you see that? The one thing they really could bring attention to how brandi mistreated her?
    Now did she just get too upset in her physical head to speak of this — or was she embellishing a little her mind-funk? …..I just don’t know…..
    To me she never concretely justified it
    Sneaky#





    Quick question before we get to a Salt and Battery 🔋next week:
    Did lisa ever apologize to the other women for the glass shatter 2015™?
    On blogs or in person? I’m sorry I forget.
    And what’s with her tweeting
    #pride today. Huh ?
    Wtf?
    Just so im prepped for next week.

    Thanks all ~~~~~

    • VV™ says:

      #🐟shy

    • Powell says:

      I don’t remember. Hopefully she will at the reunion.

    • kit9 says:

      I’m pretty sure she did immediately after when they were outside.

    • Exit4 says:

      She did.

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        On blogs ? To the public ?

        Did the other ladies say she had apologized ?

        Sorry —- I really forget. I mean it was a bit – just a tad – CRAY

        • Exit4 says:

          I’m pretty sure after they ran out of the restaurant in Amsterdam she apologized when they were all outside. Kyle said they all talked about it after and she admitted she was Wrong to do that.

          • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

            Ok thanks – im surprised it wasn’t more in the talking heads. Interesting.

            Thank you Exit! 👭😘

  26. Buttercream says:

    VEENA! … Read the first few lines and was ready to pop the champagne, dance naked in the living room doing the hula hoop! Wow! Had me fooled girl! LOL .. I wish it was true, too V V!

    There’s no place lower for BG to go after calling her BF Boss wife a see you next Tuesday which will air long after the internet is over hauled … in addition to asking if she could play with LVP vajayjay … BG is now the poster girl for the “Ewwww” factor … not enough of those to describe her actions …and a the local five and dime store is looking for the return of their helium balloon tank ..looks like BG had too much helium injected under her skin .. she looks awful .. beady eyes
    Great re-cap and thanks for the LOL’s !

    • TexasTart says:

      LOL at your proposed celebration!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re welcome, Buttercream – I’m sure the level of “Ick” that Brandi has achieved…. But she is certainly an over-achiever in this category, no? lol

  27. Good blog, Stars. You should sell those hazmat suits here. I’m pretty sure I’ll be the walking dead by the end of Reunion installment #3.

  28. A wonderful recap of Part 1 of the reunion and I LOVED LOVED LOVED the plate analogy! Kudos Stars!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Reality Bytes…I saw that again the other day and instantly thought of this franchise – for some inexplicable reason…lol…

  29. Okay, Stars, this visual had me in stitches:

    “To me, the funniest part of the whole night came at this point when Lisa R dropped an ACME anvil on Kim’s superior and egotistical head….”

    Can she drop a piano on Brandi?

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      lol WhiteTrashGal… Of course she can… But I think someone should be sitting at it playing chopsticks or something… no? lol

      • If they’re taking requests:

        You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
        Cryin’ all the time
        You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
        Cryin’ all the time
        Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
        And you ain’t no friend of mine

        Well they said you was high-classed
        Well, that was just a lie
        Yeah they said you was high-classed
        Well, that was just a lie
        Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
        And you ain’t no friend of mine

  30. In case anyone is interested, Yolanda posted a blog over at Bravo. She throws another medical diagnosis into the mix. I am not questioning her illness. I think she is very ill. Perhaps she has been misdiagnosed and because she has a boatload of cash, alternative therapy centers are more than happy to “treat” her. When my daughter was initially diagnosed, we hunted down a holistic doctor that claimed she could cure my daughter’s autism. We did accupressure, accupuncture, chelation, strong supplement therapies, etc. The only thing that was cured was my checkbook…it was cured of any signs of $$$.

    I do hope that we start embracing stem cell research and therapies here in the US. I fear big Pharma is keeping it away as long as possible because perhaps a lot of people with chronic illnesses will not need big Pharma once they receive stem cells.

    BTW, when my son had his knee surgery last month, they removed a piece of his cartilage from a non-contact area of his femur. That cartilage was sent to a lab in Boston where the cartilage cells were removed and NEW cartilage is grown. The new cartilage will be in a “bank” for 2 years should he need them. Pretty awesome advancements in medicine!

    • “Been there, done that”….and every multi-level marketeer comes out of the woodwork with their “cure” because “you were on my heart” more like my $$$ was on your mind!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      I’m interested! Someone post a link please!

      I feel so bad for Yolanda. I agree with when you have money there are more options and always will be until you don’t have money. Agree on the stem cells. And you know they can’t cure cancer because it would wipe out some of big pharma and millions of people would no longer have a job. That’s awesome some of Jake’s cartilage went in a bank. I wonder if the two years is like a shelf life or why the limit. Interesting, thanks for sharing!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I do think since YO has the cash then places will certainly tell her they can help. I’m surprised she didn’t try IVIG therapy.
      I banked both of our boy’s umbilical cord because of the advancement in stem cell research. I mean, if they can regrow whole organs, then what can be next? Pretty cool about the your son’s cartilage being banked. I hope he’s feeling better each day. 🙂

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        I would like to bank …. I think its a great idea.

        Good for you mi Amiga

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Very good theory Namaste.

      I’m going to have a big discussion with my friend who works for Big Pharma For years and years and has always been a top rep wherever she worked.
      She feels very strongly against medication (IRONY!) – and they were trying to get her son diagnosed as full on ADD so as to medicate him – she has a masters or doctorate in pharmacology so she’s like no no no ma’am!

      It’s just so shady. I agree with you.
      If I were Yo Id be in Europe. Not mexico not Asia.

  31. VV™ says:

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I read this today and wondering if these ticks are giving people an autoimmune disease? It sounds like she has Lupus. I wish the article shared what she did to get back at 80%.

      • ladebra says:

        Here is an article

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Thank you. Are you watching Survivor this season?

          • ladebra says:

            Yes! But I don’t watch it till the next morning. I just can’t stay awake till the end (light weight!). I thought the White collar, Blue collar, No collar teams sounded interesting … But in the beginning there was a bunch of people that got on my nerves lol. I think they might merge soon and that will be interesting. Someone needs to make a move and shake things up! How do you like this season?

            • Foxymel(Mel) says:

              I’m just like you. I can’t stay up too late so I watch all the shows after they air. I’m liking this season thus far and I’m happy it’s people we’ve never seen before. 🙂

  32. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    • T-Rex says:

      Bwahahahhahaha isn’t this the same crap TheLunaticZarin was pontificating right before she and just after she was F-I-R-E-D. Yeah, I see that career going the same direction, NOWHERE! Oh and wonder if JR who by the way is a “junior” realtor in that firm, from what I have found out, he isn’t even assigned big accounts on his own, the bigger properties are supervised by a more competent realtor, including that house she pasted on her twatter, a “senior” realtor was the lead on that property, well I wonder if he appreciated the fact that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi was still dogging after that 23 year old kid she claimed was a boy toy for her pleasure, at the time of the Reunion.

    • Kansas Girl says:

      Oh come on. They each get an advanced copy. She didn’t have to watch as it aired last night.

      • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

        VV I post that huge theory about Yolanda and you give me a MEASLY 🍎🍎🍎emoji !
        After all i do for you !!!!!
        ✋deuces.im out ✊✌️

        • VV™ says:

          I got what you’re saying. I’ve always thought, she uses her condition to play emotions. IMO. I didn’t say much above because it sounds heartless.
          Chismo, Did Yofo say at reunion that members of her family don’t think she’s ill? I don’t know why I think I heard that.

          • Exit4 says:

            She did say that. You didn’t imagine it!

            • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

              This part I do remember.

              I’m sure some family in Betherlands – where they’re dealing with her mom’s intense illness – maybe they doubt it ?

              Lyme is controversial as it is, poor thing.

          • TexasTart says:

            …because it IS heartless! 😦

            • VV™ says:

              What if my suspicious are true? Is Yolanda the heartless for playing with people’s emotions?

              I have never said she is not sick. I hope she gets better. My issue with her is the timing of when she gets worst. It all started when she posted pictures of her getting experimental treatment each time an episode where she looked bad would air on S4.

              • TexasTart says:

                I lost my post and I’m going to type it all over again because I’m passionate about this topic.
                I’m glad you believe she is sick. I think she looked bad half of last season and coincidentally was sick during which time it aired! She is looking good this season – so what about the timing that she is sick when she could have done the reunion and everyone would go easy on her?! I don’t feel that way, I’m trying to make a point. I just can’t conceive she is working her illness to sculpt public opinion for a stupid reality TV show.

                • TexasTart says:

                  Let me clarify that when I say she looked bad half of last season, I meant how she came across in the show – not physically.

                • VV™ says:

                  She had a relapse in December. Flew to Korea for experimental treatment. After treatment, flew to Singapore to be with David for Asia singing competition looked good posted pics THEN her blog where she said lost her ability to read, write and comprehend starts getting traction on National News and Cable News. Next thing you know, she’s tweeting pics of her in a Singapore hospital and she stops blogging.
                  TT, I don’t think she’s working her illness for the TV show. It’s about her credibility and reputation now because of the blog she wrote. IMO.

                  • TexasTart says:

                    VV, you’re free to feel this way, but I think if you had a clue what it’s like to live with chronic illness you would not keep harping on this. Just know that nothing is black and white with chronic illnesses. There are many variables from person to person and from day to day. That’s all.

            • chismosa aka/ HELP Someone fix RHOBH says:

              Tartsy I just want to be clear that I truly think Yo is ill. I have zero doubt about that.
              I find her a bit fishy is all.

              It’s like when a super nasty awful person —– not a HW — just in general a horrible person — gets sick, even deathly ill- that doesn’t change their innate nastiness.
              And I’m not saying karma at all – I don’t believe it most of the time — and too many wonderful people get sick — I’m not saying this at all.

              And remember I didn’t mind Yo when she first got on the scene here on the blog — I was defending her because I felt (and feel) a lot of her bristley personality is cultural (and also zodiacal 😉)

              Please know I have a heart 💚 😦 and I really do feel for her.

              I just find some shadiness with her daughters and how she acts /favors. And also her not SPENDING time with her ailing mom. 😒

              Love you 😘😘

              • chismosa aka/ HELP Someone fix RHOBH says:

                Deathly ill == illness

              • VV™ says:

                It’s all about timing with her. She just tweeted the Bella’s D&G picture because who would attack her now after we saw her fragile last night.

                I think she’s sick. Yofo admitted that some relatives don’t think she’s sick. These are relatives and doubt her. They know her better than us viewers and doubt her.
                #🐟shy

                • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

                  lol ^^^

                  I think there is still a stigma or mystery surrounding Lyme.

                  That im not so sure is her family being shady ☁️☁️

    • kit9 says:

      Oh, puhleeze! So pathetic. Just drops that in there?! A tv ‘exec’? Rofl!!!

    • ramonacoaster says:

      Who is she kidding? Her blog writer wrote that weeks ago.

    • Wait. Is this Ghostwriter Brandi saying she was with TV execs, or is this middle school grad Brandi saying she was out with execs?

      Or is middle school grad Brandi saying SHE found out late SHE had to blog because Ghostwriter Brandi was with TV execs late the night before and didn’t see the show, or is this Ghostwriter Brandi saying braintrust Brandi found out Ghostwriter Brandi had to blog BECAUSE braintrust Brandi was “out” with TV execs?

      So many possibilities when you have an endless supply of lies and delusion.

  33. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  34. Stacey says:

    Andy earned my undying love with the dog analogy. I was dying! And when Kim was telling us all how much more pride (crawling on her knees and going through the garbage looking for her meth with her mouth breather beau looking on) she has than Rinna and wouldn’t accept just any job (wasn’t Sharknado nominated for Oscars in all categories?) Andy drops the Diving with the Stars bomb. And as Kim pridefully told us of her great bravery and amazingness Rinna says “I turned that show down. I guess there are some things I’ll say no to.” BOOM! GAME OVER! I really didn’t like Mama Elsa’s dress, ill fitting and washed her out. Her hair looked great though. Love LVP dropping the hammer and having zero f*cks to give BG. Love Kyle telling Kim she will talk to her when she can tell the truth, so, that won’t be happening ever. Hate seeing Yo so wiped out. I hope she hasn’t been misdiagnosed. But she looked amazing and that is most important in her world. Eileen stayed classy all season long while being brutally truthful. Love her.

  35. Buttercream says:

    ..one last thought on BG being April Fool’s day and all … with the show of hands .. after BG’s display of potty mouth language (first of three part no less) .. how many believe her new BFF and recent winner of Celebrity Apprentice Leeza Gibbons will slowly and softly fade away from all THEIR joint upcoming projects?? Who’s the bigger fool here ..BG for believing Leeza would take her under her wing or Leeza, for taking BG under her wing?

    • mrs peabody says:

      She probably thought she was lining up the next rich woman to play mommy to her so she’d have one available when Yolo was fed up. Darn she’s going to have to start looking around again.

    • Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

      It depends on whether Leeza sees BG’s performances.

  36. kit9 says:

    Oh, man. There’s a clip of next week w/Kim’s threat to Kyle. It’s nauseating. Kim has this smirk on her face as she baby talks her threat…’You want me talk about it?”. I don’t know how Kyle didn’t punch her in the face.

  37. jezzibel says:

    I have often wondered if Yolo’s illness has been made worse by all of they holistic pills she takes and the alternative therapies she tries, and if she is not exacerbating the situations by not eating nourishing healthy meals

  38. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    vv — my comment to you posted under Kit for some reason ( sorry KitKat)

  39. Veena (NMD) says:

    Happy Birthday Orson!

    • ladebra says:

      Happy Birthday Orson! 🎂🎉🎂 may it be the best day ever!🌟

    • chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

      Happy birthday Orson 🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊

    • Exit4 says:

      Wait a minute…..did he run out of Krimpets? 😉

    • TexasTart says:

      Sure am glad I don’t have two birthdays in a year!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Wait a sec. I had a cupcake for his birthday a couple months ago.

    • ladebra says:

      😜Did Veena get us again? ! lol

    • Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

      Um… it’s like this… “Orson Buggy” is a sock puppet persona I set up for another online community. And I brought it over to FB to interact with those people on FB. And remember, April 1st is April Fool’s Day, right?

      On the other hand, any and all contributions of Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets are greatly appreciated. After all, I may be a lot of things, but I’m not stupid. 🙂

      • Exit4 says:

        They ask what would you do for a Klondike bar? For you-what would you do for a Krimpet! 😉

        • Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

          I’d give them a pardon from the cussin’ jar. I’d also give them my address. 🙂

  40. cdnfillie58 says:

    Rambles and Boooble sitting in a tree … K I S S I N G… That’s the only reason I can see for Kim pissing on her sister like that and siding with Brandie IMHO

  41. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I love that Kyle made it crystal clear that she would only have a conversation with Kim if it was an HONEST one…something tells me Kim may not as sober as she would like us all to believe…

  42. VV™ says:

    Kim was well coached for this reunion. She was also well coached on reunion S2 on one on one with Andy.

  43. VV™ says:

    I posted this a while back. I think it was spot on.

    • JEZUZ TAKE THE WHEEL! Thank you, VV! Like the judge, it’s confusing but I’m in LOVE! This made me laugh so hard. And I’m LisaR’s FOREVER!

  44. VV™ says:

    Watching the stupid reunion again and Andy is so Team Brandi. It’s disgusting.

  45. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Poor Yolanda-she should have stayed home. I’m glad she got to say a few things but I’m sure she regrets going. I have to admire the way she handled Bella’s DUI on TV in front of millions of people. Parenting is hard as FU*K and parenting in front of an audience must be a nightmare on a good day. I know they sign up for this but when the kids are in the mix I always feel sorry for the whole family. Look at Teresa’s kids-Milania is a little terror-I enjoy her but the girl is crazy-Teresa can’t control her on camera because yelling at your kid and handing out disciplining ( in a normal parental way) on TV would be a national scandal-so she let Milania act however she acts. Yolanda had to address the DUI or she would have gotten slammed in every blog and all over twitter-in my opinion she did a great job with the whole thing. I love that she said the DUI shouldn’t define Bella because it shouldn’t. It was reckless and stupid and I hope she’s learned her lesson-but it doesn’t make her a bad person. She’s 17-she has lots of time to become a bad person or become a great person! I also liked that Yolanda spoke the absolute truth about Brandi bringing up Bella being an alcoholic -Yolanda knew why Brandi did it and she said why she did it. She’s not ready to cast Brandi out yet-but she will…everyone does. Brandi is exhausting.
    I hope Yolanda comes out of this and starts to feel better-it has to suck to be so sick all the time-rich or poor-sickness sucks!

    The fact that Brandi thought Lisa should have called her when her dad got sick is just so crazy to me. Why does Brandi think Lisa owes her that? Why would Lisa open that door? Lisa knew if she called Brandi there were 2 things that could have happened. 1-Brandi would have told her to fu*k off and stay out of her business and that Lisa was only calling so she would look good on camera or 2. Brandi would have thought in her little pea brain that by Lisa calling her everything was 100% ok-and that would be a disaster! Lisa doesn’t want to be friends with Brandi and she for sure doesn’t want Brandi to ever think that her behavior is acceptable.

    Brandi is gross and she fights dirty-the whole Kyle smoking weed thing is a perfect example of her dirty fighting. She wants that out because she wants Kyle to look bad in front of her kids. Brandi knows she looks like an asshole on the show and she knows it’s her own fault. She hates that the other women don’t show their ass every week. Brandi can’t do that because it’s all she has to offer…her ass. If she’s not drunk and stupid-she’s got nothing to give us. She doesn’t like it so she attacks the women who can show us “normal”. Cooking dinner and sending kids to school-not getting drunk and talking about finger banging…Brandi’s ass and finger banging is all she has to offer us…NO THANKS!!

  46. ladebra says:

    Starzy! Great blog! I watched the reunion this morning as I read your blog. I hope you had pastries and wine to get you through 😉

  47. Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

    Maybe BG’s ultimate goal is to have lips that stick out as far as her cheekbones? Well, then her chin will need work too. Why would anyone want to look like “Madame”?

      • VV you are killing it and thanks for posting the Madame Puppet – Booble comparisons again. I heart you!!!!!

        Starzy – Excellent recap, I have truly enjoyed reading them this season and when I was in Bolivia they were the first things I pulled up when I got to internet since I without a tv for a couple weeks.

        I do think Lemons is truly ill, but question have questioned whether it is all lyme disease and I found it disturbing that she compared lyme to AIDS in her blog, especially considering that AIDS was truly an epidemic that has killed millions and still over a million people a year die from it. I think she is using “lyme” as a catch all and yes, it is serious and needs a spotlight, but I doubt her reactionary soapbox speeches. As someone who suffers from MS I know what it is like to have an illness that nobody can see, but I think I am intelligent and thoughtful with my treatments unlike Lemons.

  48. chismosa-irresponsible conjecture, rubbish, assumptions, innuendo, & gossip!! says:

    Great recap STARS – I just tweeted you 💙💙

  49. Cusi – I know you were struggling Tuesday night I hope you are feeling better!

  50. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy April 2nd. NMD can’t play any April fools jokes on us. 🙄 😉

  51. liking these blogs says:

    would love to join this group, so enjoy the comments, been lurking and following for a few weeks, my favorite recap and blog blogs!

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