RHOMelbourne Season 2 Episode 5 – The Janet Who Cried Wolf by Reality_Bytes
Pettifleur spoils her son, Nathan, on a shopping spree; Jackie plays wingman as Janet tries speed dating; Chyka hosts a flower-filled Chef’s Dinner party to which all of the women are invited along with their “plus ones.”
Let’s get to it…
Petti & Son Go Shopping
Petti is back this episode and the show opens with Petti and her son Nathan walking down the street and Petti telling him the day is “all about him”. They walk into a men’s store and Petti tells the salesman that Nathan has a full-time job and he needs a good suit.
While Nathan is in the dressing room, Petti is going on telling the salesman that she has told her son he has the cutest bottom and that he should show it off, which quickly prompts a TMI look from the salesman.
Nathan comes out and Petti tells him he is a “nice strapping boy” which I am sure he appreciated…NOT! Then she goes on (as only she can) describing what will need to be tailored on the suit jacket.
When offered to comment on a tie he was being shown, Nathan kind of hemmed and hawed…and Petti told the salesman she liked the tie he was wearingand wants him to take it off…so the salesman takes it off for Nathan to try. (I am starting to see shades of her last shopping trip where she ordered the poor woman around the store while choosing her costume for the party.)
DC/Petti – It is a no brainer, you are here to serve me, give me your tie!
So the salesman’s tie is now on Nathan, and now we must endure a story about how no one did this (buying suits) for Petti and if she had not come to Australia and made it big Nathan would not have this opportunity…zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nathan replies “I love you to bits because of this”.
Petti replies “Don’t love me to bits because of this – love me to bits because I am awesome!
She also says she feels he will be successful (because of the suit)…personally he could start by combing his hair…just sayin’.
Total bill $8,030.00 – (1) 3-piece suit w/alterations, (1) shirt, (1) tie, and (1) pair of shoes.
Gina / Gamble at Fashion Aid Crown Palladium
Gina and Gamble are at the Step and Repeat at the Fashion Aid event, and Gamble kids Gina and says she loves being her date – it’s the lesbian in her, and then she laughs!
At this event there is a charity auction and Gina has donated a blue dress she hopes will fetch a lot of money for the charity. Gina’s sisters are fashion designers Bettina and Teresa Liano. This year the charity is concentrating on adolescent mental health. When asked about the dress Gina said she was told she looked fierce in the dress and she hopes whoever wins it will look fierce as well. They start the bidding on the dress, and Gamble places the first bid and then is outbid several times and it goes for $4000.00 – nice contribution to a worthy cause! A male dentist and his life-partner won the bidding!
Janet Goes Speed Dating (with Jackie as her Wing man woman) on Cougar Night
Arriving at the speed dating event, Jackie is giving Janet a pep talk before the event starts…Janet has brought a list of questions to ask (a LONG time since she has dated and I can understand her nervousness), but the questions are bizarre!
At the first ringy dingy of the bell, Janet’s first prospect sits down at her table and she asks him…“If aliens landed and asked you to go back with them to their planet, would you go?” The guy says yes, and she says WHAT??? You wouldn’t ask if you would ever return?
Janet is standing by the event hostess and says…”I’m picking up vibes…by the way I’m physic”…and she goes on from there to comment on a bunch of people in the room.
(Remember Season 1 with her? She would outstretch her hand when meeting someone and say ‘pleased to meet you and you probably don’t know but I am psychic.’ So far she is bringing it up in every episode this year as well. She is so much into that and jumping in the middle of all the gossip stuff we may NEVER know who Jackie really is – other than a ‘buttinski’ with an exaggerated sense of herself! C’mon Jacks…stay out of the fray, get some boundaries and a vocabulary, and let us know who you are when the camera’s aren’t rolling!
The second ringy dingy brings the lifestyle coach I mentioned last week in the blog who says he teaches woman to have 15-minute orgasms…Janet asks how and he explains, and after he leaves the table she explains to the camera how she thinks she could do that herself! YOU GO GIRL!
The third ringy dingy gets the question of “What makes you cry”…he answers ‘animal abuse’ and Janet is smitten!
Janet and Jackie talking after speed dating and Janet reveals she has been told men will want to be her nurse or go after her purse! Further says she doesn’t need a man to complete her. Good point, just not sure it is true.
Jackie, Chyka and Petti Get-Together
Jackie and Petti and Chyka get together and Petti wants to know what is being said about her since she has been overseas. The only topic that had any substance was the ‘Nouveau Riche’ comment by Gamble, and after a brief discussion amongst the three, Petti says Gamble has it right – her money is new…after she said Gamble is either dumb or smart, and that by bringing it up, Gamble FAILED big time!
Chyka invites Petti and a plus 1 (male) of her choice to the Chef’s Dinner she and Bruce are hosting later that week.
OPPORTUNITY MISSED: Telling about her trip instead of delving into the gossip conversation again.
Ben and Jackie at GIANT Management Talent
Sigh…if I heard the word “Shine” once, I heard it 50 times in this short segment which was all about evaluating prospective people for the “face” of LaMascara. Jackie wasn’t impressed the agency told people they could submit ‘selfies’ and proceeded to use her psychic lack of prowess to evaluate a bunch of head shot pictures…this one is sad, this one has 5 kids, this one blah blah blah…
Jackie liked one of the male model pictures, Ben doesn’t want a male, Jackie says she will fight Ben if she thinks the male is best because the final decision will be hers alone. Ben tosses the guy’s picture out and they narrowed the choices down to 6, and everyone celebrated with high fives except my dog who yawned…
I think the only spouse there was Bruce. Gamble brought Rick, but everyone else brought someone new to the party, saying their spouses were busy and even Manuela was there (I think she is opting for a role on the show). Lydia said her husband was busy, Gina said she brought eye candy, Janet had some guy there, and oh wait Ben was a spouse there as well with Jackie.
They started with green soup from test tubes gathered around the bar, and then moved on to Meringue frozen with liquid nitrogen (Lydia thinks it is ice water. Apparantly she hasn’t heard of Molecular Gastronomy) that was freezing yet melted when it touched your tongue…a fun way to have appetizers!
They went in and were seated for dinner at a gorgeous table laden with fresh flowers in vases all the way down the center of the table…it was strikingly beautiful as we have come to expect from a meal with Chyka. The Chef’s Dinner was named because the chef’s try out new items for the menu in this manner – brilliant idea I say!
Jackie immediately took the floor and wished Chyka and Bruce a happy anniversary…Bruce said 23 years, Chyka said 22 years…and I am sure she was the correct one, LOL. Jackie of course said she and Ben will make it to 72 years! One-Up much Jackie?
At the table there were a lot of cross conversations going on as Lydia starting telling about her son, Antone who got married, and it turned emotional about the first child that she lost, and she calls her first born child that lived her child with two souls. Granted we don’t see Lydia normally delivering these kinds of lines, but she certainly strayed from WOW this time. It was a touching conversation and we got to see Lydia discuss something of substance and not one WOW in the conversation. Good Job Lydia!
Since there were cross conversations, as is expected with a large group of 12-14 people, not everyone was quiet and tuned into what Lydia was saying…Gamble smiled at Rick, Gina smiled at something said at their end of the table and BULLDOG Jackie, of course, had to SCREAM down the table and admonish Gina and Gamble for their smirks…”What are you laughing for?” she asks. Gina pops back with “she is eyeballing her man, stop it…it’s a private moment!” Jackie snarks back that maybe they should take their private moment somewhere else!
DC/Jackie: I just find it terribly disrespectful for people to be snickering around the table.
DC Gamble: “Jackie is so scary when she wants to be, so I had to glam it pretty quickly…or risk fatal injury!
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie…butt out and leave it alone…people respond in many different ways to deeply personal conversations anyhow, and truth be known, you have no idea what was just said prior to Gamble and Gina and Rick smiling at their end of the table because you were listening to Lydia…it didn’t appear that they were. After they all started listening to Lydia it was blatantly obvious they had not heard what was being said at the other end of the table when she yelled at them because all people acted appropriately once everyone focused their attention on Lydia’s conversation, so…back down bulldog, who made you the table conversation police, eh!
The waiters then come out singing opera to the guests and they were amazing, and they totally changed the dynamics in the room and everyone was having a wonderful time.
As the dinner progresses, J’Andrea ONCE AGAIN starts in on Gamble and (this time) Rick as well. “Can I ask you both, do you actually think I was trying to hit on Rick at your party?”
J’Andrea was of course speaking to observations made by Gina at a dinner party where J’Andrea was following Rick around the room like a puppy.
“No I was unhappy with you because you called me a prostitute,” Gamble said back.
“You can crack onto my boyfriend all you like.”
J’Andrea keeps it up by throwing Chyka under the bus for the 946th time, and I say POOR CHYKA and I hope you have great insurance!
Finally, Rick calms her down a bit and says to the DC…
DC/Rick: “I asked Gamby to just let it go and accept the fact that Janet behaved inappropriately and let’s move on.”
Gamble wants to leave the dinner before dessert, and Rick and Chyka talk her into staying.
J’ANDREA…let me make it crystal clear for you…5 episodes so far…multiple times per episode of your bringing this stuff up…zip it and find a new story line…please.
Petti and Janet Having Coffee
Janet and Petti having coffee and apparently Janet needs an ally based on the conversation – all about that gossip again…ladies give it a rest…please!!! Then she snarks to Petti about Gina befriending Gamble and decides Gina is up to something because she said Gina doesn’t do anything without a reason! (Maybe she is protecting her from you bullying Janet, eh?)
Chyka and Gamble Dog Walking
Chyka and her two dogs Ollie and Milo meet up with Gamble and Cash at the park, where unfortunately Cash tries to mount one of Chyka’s dogs, but hey…that and sniff bums is what dogs do, right? It’s their job.
Gamble tries to teach Chyka how to handle her dogs, and they had a few laughs over the dogs progress and antics! Then they sit on the park bench and have a good conversation about Rick, etc.
Gamble tells Chyka she is going to invite all the girls to the Village Gallery in Sydney so they can get to know her a bit better since she has decided the girls other than Gina and perhaps Chyka don’t “get her”. That way she can show them around and they can meet her family, etc. Great idea!
Street Fighting on the Streets of Sydney?
Hmm…my dog just yawned again…maybe she is psychic too!
Drinking game again Andy – Whenever you hear the word ‘Psychic’ – drink like the world’s grape crop is going to be all dried up tomorrow morning – Shine-Shine-Shine!
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Season 5 Reunion Part 1
“Brandi Continues To Miss Everyone’s Point”
Eileen got a grand welcome to the fun that is known as Reunion. You and I go to reunions to see old friends and laugh at those that have gained weight and lost all their hair (they were mean people to begin with so I am not being mean; I am only saying that Karma works). Eileen was a little flustered with the seating arrangement knowing that Yolanda was gonna jump ship pretty early on and she would be left on the The Crazy Couch.
Andy first asks me about Vincent. Vin and I have definitely had a few laughs about his face peeking through the garage window, beer in one hand, as he watched the fighting in our driveway. He’s always been my number one support system and always keeps me grounded, but particularly through this adventure. I’m so grateful to have him in my corner.
That garage scene is priceless. It shows we are all voyeurs to some extent. Even Vinnie can’t stop watching a train wreck
I’m genuinely heartbroken when Yolanda opens up about her struggle with Lyme disease. She’s a beautiful, vibrant, active woman, and to be inhibited by her illness is hard to watch. She’s so strong, and I’m inspired by her daily, and I know she always has the best intentions, and her very big heart is always in the right place. However, I disagree with her about us “throwing Brandi to the curb.” All I’ve done is try to talk to Brandi and be honest with her when just ignoring her and cutting her off would be a more simple solution.
Who won’t be surprised when BG starts claiming she has a “brain” issue that causes her to not remember events the way they actually happen? I don’t think any of these ladies threw Brandi under the bus. I do think they were run over by a bus driven by BG and then backed over them. Eileen explains that BG gets mean and aggressive when she takes sip of wine.
All in all, the issues between Kim and Kyle, Brandi and Kyle, Brandi and Lisa V., and Brandi and Lisa R. (are we noticing a pattern here?) took center stage, however, I don’t know if I’ll be able to stay out of the cross-fire for long!
I have a funny feeling that BG is gonna claim the whole time she was mad at Eileen cause she “broke-up” Vinnie’s obviously not so happy home. And why is this any of her fucking business?
“It Was Just As Classy As I Anticipated”
Lisa compares Part One to the Hunger Games. Touche’ Lisa. She is glad she is on vacation and if you are following her on social media she has been posting amazing pics of herself (of course). Her body is INSANE! She is ALL lean muscle and looks gorgeous. Lisa shares that she had not seen many of the other ladies (I use that term loosely) since filming ended. She tells us she could have gone a lifetime or more without seeing a few (I am guessing Kim and Brandi?)
One thing that I want to touch on, which I also did in an earlier blog this season, was the amazing charity that Kimberly-Clark (Depend) donated nearly a quarter of a million dollars to when I did their commercial. The fact that I got paid handsomely and Dress For Success did as well is worth any teasing or taunting I may get. If “not taking pride” in the jobs I choose means this worthy charity gets a hearty six figure check and some recognition, then so be it!
About Dress For Success:
Dress for Success is a global not-for-profit organization that promotes the economic independence of disadvantaged women by providing professional attire, a network of support, and the career development tools to help women thrive in work and in life.
I think this is completely awesome and well Lisa laughed all the way to the bank. For Kim to suggest she is “above “ (Reminiscent of Kelly Bensimon: “I’m up here; your down there.”) Lisa is just laughable. We all see it. I took the liberty of checking out Kim’s IMDB and can share that Kim has had 4 acting gigs in the last 10 years. 4. Lisa has 11 credits which didn’t include her multiple appearances on Days of Our Lives and Veronica Mars.
You know, at one point, we see Brandi mention how she wishes I was more honest and not only hold the honesty for my interviews. How quickly she forgets about the lunch we had where I sat down and addressed how I wanted to talk about her and her crazy behavior. I asked why she says such mean things and acts out with the others. Maybe to Brandi this doesn’t count as honesty because she took our conversation and spun it, so we landed on the topic of Kim and not her. I don’t know. Just a thought.
Again, BG suffers from Selective Memory Disorder. This is mostly an issue that affects husbands, but somehow BG has it, too. Lisa compliments Kyle on her red dress and was proud of Kyle for keeping her composure. I have a feeling that ain’t gonna last.
I think Lisa V. said it perfectly when she spoke of Brandi’s drinking. She’s absolutely right to point out that that when Brandi drinks, it may not be a problem in her life, but it certainly becomes our group’s problem when she does it around us. Lisa was completely spot on with this one. And I know Pump loves the color pink, but that purple was fabulous on her! I love the royal purple, because let’s face it, Lisa V. is the Queen!
I love purple so I am not impartial. But I do think she looked lovely and regal.
“The Hardest To Love Need Love The Most”
Yolanda thanks everyone for their support through her recent health crisis. She is glad we understand (and have given her a pass) for not writing her blog. She truly wanted to keep her commitment to Bravo and Evolution by showing up at the reunion. Perhaps she is trying to keep her slot for next season.
In hindsight, I wish I had stayed in bed, because I don’t feel like I added much to the conversation, even though I did give my best effort. I feel so raw and vulnerable as I make my way through the maze of this debilitating disease. Not having access to the “search button” in my brain makes me really insecure and is a huge loss for me when trying to participate in life.
It was very strange to watch her try to talk. You could seriously see she was struggling to get her words out. Usually, she is very well thought out and her words are almost perfectly planned (I say almost cause I think sometimes it has to be difficult to translate in your head all the time). I also imagine if she was in her homeland on these couches speaking her native tongue, this would have been easier. Yolanda shares that her world is pretty small these days. David, Anwar and Yolanda have moved into an apartment and is taking life one day at a time. She is learning about patience and surrender (something I have never mastered). And she is accepting that healing isn’t gonna happen overnight.
The diagnosis isn’t simple, either. A late stage chronic Lyme disease patient probably doesn’t just have Lyme disease. Unfortunately, this situation is like peeling a onion with many layers of problems. I won’t bore you with the details of my diseases collected throughout my life journey of 48 years until the day I got sick now almost three years ago. One funny story gives you a sense, though, of the long-term journey. At 12 years old, I raised a premature baby cow on our farm, because her mom had died. I bottle-fed it everyday, let it suck on my chin and babied it until it was stable. I just recently found out that my little love gave me Q fever that has been a low-grade infection throughout my entire life.
And now there is whole new curveball thrown into this. I looked this up on the CDC site and while I have no MD, it kinda makes sense. The following is from http://www.cdc.gov/qfever/
Q fever is a worldwide disease with acute and chronic stages caused by the bacteria Coxiella burnetii. Cattle, sheep, and goats are the primary reservoirs although a variety of species may be infected. Organisms are excreted in milk, urine, and feces of infected animals. During birthing the organisms are shed in high numbers within the amniotic fluids and the placenta. The organism is extremely hardy and resistant to heat, drying, and many common disinfectants which enable the bacteria to survive for long periods in the environment. Infection of humans usually occurs by inhalation of these organisms from air that contains airborne barnyard dust contaminated by dried placental material, birth fluids, and excreta of infected animals. Other modes of transmission to humans, including tick bites, ingestion of unpasteurized milk or dairy products, and human to human transmission, are rare. Humans are often very susceptible to the disease, and very few organisms may be required to cause infection.
She shares that her path is pretty blurry right now. She encounters new obstacles every day. She had to miss Gigi and Bella walking in the Tom Ford show that was in town. That had to super suck, but bothers me that she went and sat on the reunion couch…but I digress and perhaps each day is different and she felt like shit the day of the fashion show and slightly less like shit the day of the reunion.
And, unfortunately, I am far from alone. Lyme disease is a major epidemic of the 21st century, and I am sure, unfortunately, that in the years to come, as people become more aware and educated about this disease, you will come across someone in your inner circle who is afflicted with this. In some ways, it’s like AIDS in the early 1980s. I am going to make it my mission in the coming years to help find proper diagnostics and a cure affordable for all. There is so little acknowledgement and understanding from the world at large for this and most chronic invisable diseases, for that matter. That’s why I like to say that you don’t really get IT until you get IT.
This is a true statement. Until you have encountered an illness, disease or disability, you just don’t get IT. You can pass judgement easily without having seen from another perspective. Yolanda tells us that now at 51 years young, she understands pain and suffering in a dimension she was unaware of before.
All of this brings me back to the reunion. It was nice to see all the girls, even though, for obvious reasons, I have been extremely disconnected and pretty much living on a different planet for now. My overall take on the season is that we must all try to be kinder than necessary, because those hardest to love need love the most.
While I agree that BG needs love. She craves it and she is so like Kingsley the dog whole would tear apart those that love him the most. (damn that dog continues to make it into blogs week after week!) She tells us that there are people that come into your life as a blessing and others to teach us a lesson. I guess we are to love people for who they are and not judge them for who they aren’t. I hate a lecture.
Everyone matters, so I don’t feel the need to compete and keep pointing out other people’s imperfections in order to feel better about myself. Since today’s world has enough critics, I choose to be an encourager where possible (while also telling friends what they need to hear, and not just want they want to hear) and treat everyone as if they were what they should be and hopefully help them become what they are capable of becoming.
I still gotta give Yolo props for the way she didn’t react when BG made the nasty comment about Bella. While most of us would have popped our lids and gone ballistic allowing BG the opportunity to deflect from the original conversation, Yolo called her out on her bad behavior and without missing a beat, directed her back to the topic. I have a feeling BG has encountered few people in her life that do that to her. She thanks us all for our support and hopes to see us all next year. Hmmmm…
“I Have Lost My Patience”
Lisa compares the reunion to a pregnancy. I don’t know about you guys, but when I gave birth to my twins, Mama Elsa (BG) wasn’t in the room calling me a C U Next Tuesday!!!
This was not a demanding season for me. I almost had some sort of reprieve after last year, but I identified with the feelings of trepidation in some others as Andy introduces us. As always, a spark of honesty as I state sarcastically, “My favorite day of the year.”
Lisa played the game well this year. She stayed well below the radar all season while still landing some wonderful zingers and keeping us loving her. She shares that this year was so much better than season 4 AKA The Crucifixion of The Divine Ms. Pump. She feels vindicated….and I imagine a part of her wants to say to Kyle, “I told you so!”
I almost giggled as I sat opposite Eileen, who I am certain had never been part of something so intriguing. It is a unique experience, for sure, and one that lasts for often more than nine hours.
I have no idea how Kim and Kyle must’ve felt opposite each other after not seeing or speaking for many months. The two of them, at times, have appeared as close as any siblings I have known, and then this confrontation in such a public forum has to be somewhat overwhelming. Kim, as we have attested to this season, has the potential of being pretty venomous, and I wouldn’t relish being on the receiving end of that.
I would think watching another HW experience a reunion is pretty entertaining. It has to be surreal. It makes my tummy a little upset when I think about these siblings going for each other’s throats. Big Kathy is rolling over in her grave.
In regard to BG, I am not apologizing for my feelings of being utterly incredulous at almost everything she says, as she has, over a rather long period of time, created an idiotic perception of what she believes to be reality. She doesn’t see things clearly. She doesn’t understand why it is offensive to go home and f— my son Max’s best school friend from when we lived in France (he and his twin brother Alex were extremely close for years), then state this young boy has a nice c–k on national television. But then to remark that I was jealous he didn’t want to f— me is a classic example of why I can no longer interact with her, a classless attempt to embarrass me but, in fact, has the reverse effect and ultimately embarrasses herself.
BG is VILE. Do none of these men know about her well publicized STDs? Have they no shame? And for BG to suggest that Lisa was jealous that the 23 year old BOY didn’t want to F@CK her made me want to run to the potty. She just hurts my tummy. BG still does not understand that her actions have consequences and when she thinks she is embarrassing someone else, she ends up throwing herself under the bus.
I knew Yolanda had little stamina and wasn’t wanting to press her, but the situation certainly begged the question as to why BG is held to a different standard. I feel protective of Bella and was incensed that BG would liken an unfortunate incident to her own drinking situation, and yes there is one. That is why when BG says she didn’t have one, if that is what she chooses to believe, well then I have to enlighten her that unfortunately the ramifications of her indulging are US dealing with her verbal aggression or uncalled for physicality.
Again, the comparison between BG and the 17 year old Bella is just so very wrong. There are reasons why teens are called teens and 42 year old women are called drunken whores. BG doesn’t think there is anything wrong with her behavior (classic addiction behavior), but the people around her certainly recognize there is something very wrong. Lisa no longer has any patience for this Tom Foolery. The straw that broke the camel’s back was the slap heard round the globe (or the little boat). She has been shown time and time again that BG believes she can do anything and as long as she says (in her little girl voice) I’m sorry, all will be forgiven. Life just doesn’t work like that.
So as we wrap this up, no I didn’t have an affair with my trainer (I don’t have one), I didn’t want to sleep with my son’s best friend, and I will watch my back.
Dearest Lisa, we never believed for a moment that YOU would.
“Kyle Back Stabbed Lisa V.”
BG is trying to make us believe the reason her blog was tardy was because she didn’t realize she had to write on for the Reunions…um, this is your 4th reunion. Were you drunk, high or in the witness protection program the other seasons where you wrote your reunion blogs? She also tries to make us believe she was out late the previous night with TV executives. Right. I was having breakfast with the Pope this morning and when that was over, I flew to Russia and babysat Putin’s new baby. I’m super busy. BG just wishes these reunions were fun. She would like to just look back and reminisce (the ghostwriter actually used that word!) BG gives a general compliment on what the other ladies were wearing (shocking that BG can only say nice things about the outside; not the inside). She does point out that Yo looked especially lovely given her medical condition which I have to agree with. This will be the only thing BG and I see eye to eye on.
As you can tell, I was stressed just being there. No, I didn’t want to be there. I knew certain people would be in attack mode, and they were. I saw it during the entire season, so why would it be different at the reunion?
Why? Didn’t you have an unlimited supply of Xanax at hand?
There is still a misunderstanding I’d like to try to clear up again, gently. When I spoke of a Housewife’s daughter, I was trying to make an analogy. I had seen a few unfair and untrue HW blogs take false potshots at the young lady in question, the same type of untrue potshots that are thrown at me. I was trying to say, “When a stranger tries to label someone something ugly, even if the allegation isn’t true, it can still sting, annoy, and cause a defensive reaction.” It’s hard to hear unfair lies about yourself or someone you love. My example was misunderstood, because I wasn’t clear and chose the wrong words. Yolanda speaks several languages and my Cali girl speak isn’t always one of them. Anyway, it’s my fault I didn’t explain myself better. I hope I finally did now.
And now you lost me. Instead of just simply apologizing she chooses this hill die upon. Why not say, “I chose the wrong words and I am sorry.” She believe Lisa V. knew what she was trying to say. Yes, you were trying to deflect from your alcohol abuse. Lisa understood that perfectly. She takes a shot at Kyle and says she can’t follow most conversations and was only commenting cause she is one of Lisa V.’s minions.
What other points require addressing? Kyle DID backstab Lisa V. and Ken Todd last year. She ABSOLUTELY told me Lisa V. had an affair and had filed a bankruptcy. I was simply used to deliver the message…on TV. My fault. I was manipulated and let myself be used. I have to take complete responsibility for that. I lived and learned.
Blah blah blah. I am headed to the fridge to poor myself a glass of Lisa Vanderpump Sangria that my parents found for me in Ft. Myers last week. They have not started selling this crack in Ohio yet. Pandy? Oh Pandy? I would like to address the fact that BG has stated unequivocally that she cannot be manipulated. She has said she is her own person and says only what she wants to say. You can’t have both ways bitch.
The rest of the reunion, I don’t have much to say. Kim was great, strong, on point, and funny. And, yes, we are still friends. Thanks to Andy for trying to take up for me. I didn’t understand his analogy about horseplay, or maybe “puppyplay” at the time. But, the intent is more important than the delivery, right? I’ve been trying to get that point across for years. But SOME people like to focus on a misunderstood or misstated word or phrase, rather than the intent. I won’t be one of them.
Kim was freaking awesome if you like rabid dog. Is it just me or does Kim’s skin look awful? It’s very leathery. And again, she doesn’t apologize to Andy for talking to him so horribly at the reunion. She overreacted to a silly comment he made and she ended up looking like a jackass. Same story, different day. She tells us she was anxious (where is that damn xanax). She claims that when her anxiety gets too bad, the f-bombs fly. I am thinking she might just need an IV drip of Xanax and this problem could be solved. I will all Rite-aid. BTW, I have anxiety. When I begin feeling anxious, my chest and arms turn red. My whole body heats up. I shut down. I run away from others and I want to be completely alone. Anyone else wanna share their experience? My guess is no one else develops Tourettes every time they have a pain attack.
Her son is in a play this week. Whoop-de-do. My daughter is practicing for her upcoming piano recital and if I never hear Swan Lake again in my life it will be too soon. She also tells us about her wine, “Unfiltered Urine” (that’s not the real name obviously, but I am not here to give her free publicity). Again, she begs us to sponsor her in her Make-A-Wish walk in LA and since I am nosy bitch, I went to the page and you will all be surprised to notice that Eileen and Lisa R. made donations. The exact amount is not listed, but they ponied up some cash. I was surprised, but I guess these ladies need the tax write off. I for one will not be donating. The next time someone I know is walking for this cause, I will happily write them a check!