Brandi Glanville Podcast by Kit9
Guest: Lynette Carolla, Adam Carolla’s wife
She’s a big Brandi fan even before she was on HW. They have a mutual friend in Jennifer Gimenez. Lynette has a really annoying voice. Lynette understands how Brandi was frustrated when Yolanda when she was lecturing her. Lynette feels Brandi was “thrown under the bus” at the finale. “A lot,” says Brandi (aka Queen Victim of DelusionLand).
Brandi whines that she didn’t say intervention first (which is a noted change from what Brandi’s claim on the show that she never said it at all). And she says that she was never really “vindicated” (that’s because the gist of what LisaR was saying was correct-that Brandi had real doubts about Kim’s sobriety).
Lynette says that it was Lisa R who said that Kim needed an intervention (actually, Lynette, Lisa didn’t say that. She said they couldn’t give her an intervention). Brandi says she never would have said it. Brandi doesn’t think Lisa R remembers what she told Kyle (as opposed to Brandi who doesn’t remember a word of what she actually told LisaR).
Brandi thinks Lisa R’s “craziness” is starting to show, referring to the reunion. Brandi says she had a rough first half of the reunion, calling it a “firing squad.” Brandi says she only says mean things after being provoked (gee, wonder where she got that word? Hm, could it be from Eileen who said it to her 10 times at the reunion?)
Brandi wants to change the subject to Lynette. Adam has a wine called Mangria and Lynette runs the business for him. Adam said she was either going to get a job or a boyfriend. Adam loves red wine and one night he mixed it with Vodka and made his own drink. They now have, Red, White and Brose (get it?) in their line. It’s become a family business.
Lynette also has a podcast. It’s geared toward women. It started as a mommy show but now they cover all issues, including Housewives. And porn. Lynette encourages Brandi to stick with her podcast show to gain listeners. Brandi would love to do her podcast for a living so she wouldn’t have to be on the Housewives anymore. Lynette tells Brandi she’s interesting, funny and that she has a brain (I can’t say I’d say the same about Lynette right now).
Brandi brings up one of the first interviews she did on her podcast which was with Adam (it was awful, fyi). She said she was so nervous (by nervous she means unprepared). Donald Trump told Brandi to never wear red lipstick. Adam did CA. Lynette says he couldn’t wait to leave the show. He didn’t like asking people for money.
Brandi had a panic attack on the show and says it was her first one. She thought she was having a heart attack and they brought doctors in to see her. Housewives is a “cake walk” compared to CA. Lynette asks what she got from the show and Brandi says she met “friend for life,” Leeza Gibbons and Johnny Damon who she says she adores.
What is it like being Adam Carolla’s wife? It’s hard, says Lynette, because he’s a pain in the ass, while Brandi calls him an asshole. They’ve been together 20 years. Lynette had pressured him to get engaged during the time he was doing The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel. Brandi says, “fucking Jimmy” disapprovingly (hm, what’s that about?).
At the time, Jimmy was married with two kids and Lynette was very close to his wife. So, they were engaged but Adam wasn’t really ready, having just become famous from both the MS and his radio show, Loveline, with Dr. Drew. Adam wanted to experience fame while being single. So he broke up with Lynette and broke her heart. They spent 9 months apart before getting back together.
Lynette asks if Brandi gets many hate callers. Brandi thinks people are cowards and are reluctant to actually say something negative to her as opposed to doing it through tweets, etc. Lynette asks how Brandi’s dad is doing. He’s doing much better. She says that once he started being an asshole again they knew he was better.
Brandi mentions the criticism for going to the finale party and she says she “had to go,” it was contractual (my ass. She didn’t have to go, she chose to go). She claims she sat next to his “unconscious side” for two weeks. She says the party was her work and she had to attend. Lynette fawns over Brandi telling her she looked gorgeous at the finale.
Lynette loved the scene where Brandi freaked out and started screaming on the street in Amsterdam. Brandi whines that the women can talk about Kim not being sober and her drinking too much but, “god forbid someone tells their truth.” Lynette agrees with that Brandi it’s hypocritical (yeh, no, no it’s not. It’s drunken abusive oranges to pot apples, you morons).
Bravo producers reached out to Lynette last year to be on the RHOBH. “Adam will never let you do it,” says Brandi. Lynette didn’t even tell Adam about it. The producers asked for exterior shots of her house and she never heard back from them. So, basically, Brandi says, her house wasn’t good enough, she jokes.
Brandi says producers have asked for names of her friends to consider being for the show and most of the women’s husbands don’t want them to do it. Brandi explains that they want their, “aMonymity”. “Is that the right word?”(snort!) Brandi doesn’t think the show is good for marriages. Brandi doesn’t think she’d do the show if she were rich and married. She says she’ll bring Lynette to a party on the show to see if she likes it.