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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills by Namaste

Season 5 Reunion Part 3

It is difficult to snark about the blogs this week given the reality that took place this past week.  We can all laugh and joke about what happens during these shows, but this week we watched a woman hit bottom for the umpteenth time.  I have read personal stories from others here on the blog who have fought addiction.  Did you know only 1 in 10 actually can lead a sober life?  That is devastating.  For me, this story is personal.  A loved one was an alcoholic all through my childhood.  I remember participating in an intervention when I was only 11 or 12.  We were instructed to practice “tough love” which is much easier said than done.  Thankfully, after several failed attempts in re-hab, my loved was able to finally successfully fight the demon.  It was hard.  I can tell you, I think she fought every day.

For me, observing this at such a young age changed how I saw alcohol.  I don’t see alcohol the way most people do.  I don’t understand social drinking.  I see it as something that can steal your life.  I am 42 and probably have 4-5 glasses of wine a year.  My brother probably has less.  You see, the addict isn’t the only one affected.  Everyone around them will change and it usually isn’t for the better.  I feel very sorry for Kim, but I feel even more so for her children and siblings.  While I know alcoholism is a disease, my empathy falls with the ones who watch their loved one destroy themselves a little bit every day and there is nothing they can do about it.

Anyway, I had to get that out of the way.  I did my best to put my snark on these blogs.  Enjoy.

Lisa R tears

Lisa Rinna

“Insinuations are Dangerous”

Lisa welcomes us to The Hunger Games Part 2: MockingCray.  She has a few thoughts she wants us to ponder.

-When you put out a claim or accusation about somebody, you need to be damn sure you can back it up. Insinuating something about someone based on something that you
“heard” is creating a negative that you can’t prove and also has the potential of never truly going away. This is just dangerous. Shame on you, Kim Richards. I’ll pray for you.

I am really disappointed we still don’t have resolution to this.  Kim is an excellent deflector and when she is feeling attacked, she will throw anything out there.  Both Kim and Brandi do this.  It’s the whole “spaghetti on the wall”.  Lisa acknowledges that she says the “F” word.  A lot.  As do I.  She has also learned many other words: homewrecker, hypocrisy and eggbeater.

-Deflection is not becoming on anybody. I came into this with no expectations and a commitment to be true to myself. I have learned over the course of this season that it’s never too warm to wear your flack jacket in Beverly Hills, because a few in our group tend to not own their actions, but rather, toss their bombs onto the rest of us.

This is all to true about several of these “ladies”.  When they can’t deal with truth, they throw a grenade hoping everyone will be distracted.  I am really surprised that people were still willing to film with Brandi and Kim towards the end of the season.

-But apparently, Lisa Vanderpump says PUSSY a lot. So, there you go!

I kinda love this!  I have not heard many people use this word unless they were referring to a real kitty.  It just makes me love Lisa V. even more.  Lisa R. tells us that when she is angry and feels as though she has not settled everything, she will send out a text or tweet.  This is a little nasty, but who of us has not done something like this?  My biggest prob is I get in an argument and get tongue tied and then have the BEST response once I get home, I then wish I could send them a message of email, but I usually refrain.  I have a motto: I don’t argue with stupid.

-I LOVE the Bravo fans. Who knew that this vast community of Housewives fans was so fabulous? Well, I suppose you all knew that, and now I know it, too. I wish I could personally thank each of you for being so welcoming and supportive of me this season.

She loves us!  She really really loves us!

Until we meet again…In the meantime, just remember, it’s only true when it comes from MY lips. And this goes double for #WhatDidHarryDo.

I really hope someone clears this up eventually.  What did Kim hear?  Did Harry really fuck the dog?  Was he mowing the lawn in a thong?  Does he clip coupons?  Does he make Lisa wear a strap-on?  Did he take Monty’s meds?  My imagination goes everywhere.  I hope Lisa is invited back next year.  She brought a lot to the table and was very honest along the way.

Eileen not liking

Eileen Davidson

Kim Acts Like A Dictator

Eileen states clearly she feels as though she is being punished by being forced to sit on the “naughty” couch.  I don’t blame her!  I would call it the cootie couch if she had to sit closer to BG.  Eileen shares with us that it was wrong, very wrong, for Lisa R. to “threaten” Kim via text.  I didn’t consider it a “threat”.  I thought of it more as a warning.  In the end, Kim opened her basket of crazy on Lisa R. and this was the reaction she got.

When I went to console Lisa R. (and finally got to leave that couch!), the subtitles showed Brandi calling Lisa R. crazy. Considering Brandi and Kim’s actions this season, she should watch how carelessly she throws around that word.

I am wondering if Eileen tinkled a little when she got on the couch – like she was marking her space!  I totally would have and then dared Andy to force me back to the Crazy Couch.

It’s more than a little ridiculous that Kim thinks she gets to decide what we can talk about and what we can’t. She acts like a dictator, saying and doing whatever she pleases, then tells Lisa R. and Kyle to stop bringing things up. She even shushed Lisa VP.  I do not understand how Kim can just drop these bombs. She insinuates horrible things about Harry and now Kyle, and then says she doesn’t want it discussed on camera.

This is very odd to me also and I would not have let it go.  I would have made her prove her statement or retract her accusation.   Eileen tells us she was pretty annoyed when Kim was allowed to announce what topics were and were not permitted.  Kim was definitely the Hitler of the reunion.

I don’t know about you people, but I’m getting really fed up with Kim thinking she can just slander everyone and be really, truly cruel to her sister. I just hope Kyle can find some peace and resolution. She deserves it. All I’ve ever seen, in person and on the show, is her being a loving and supportive sister to Kim. Maybe Kim doesn’t watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Well, I think this last week speaks volumes.  It’s sad. 

 Lisa V Not amused

Lisa Vanderpump

“How Many Scenarios Can We Excuse”

The curtain has dropped on this Season 5.  Upon reflection, Lisa finds it obvious that Kim was stirred up by BG constantly feeding her stories and adding fuel to the ever burning fire between Kyle and Kim.  Lisa doubts that Kim and BG are really friends outside of filming.  I think because these two dimwits are so self-involved that they prob only get together  to talk about filming and for BG to make sure Kim isn’t talking to Kyle.

There’s not a lot to say that hasn’t been said, really, but what concerned me this season was the manipulative attempt by BG to undermine Kyle and to validate any negativity that Kim was feeling, salaciously stating what a wonderful friend she was and how totally unsupportive Kyle has been. I don’t believe the years of dealing with a sibling struggling with alcoholism, supporting financially when needed, should be ignored–also the emotional toll it must have taken on the family. This is a family that has many offsprings who love each other dearly, and that should be paramount. BG has no idea of any history, just a few short months under the glare of reality television.

BG took every opportunity she could to slam Kyle to Kim and for her to now say she only wants their relationship to be good is just plain BULLSHIT!  This is a woman whose been unable to have stable relationships with anyone in her life (isn’t she estranged from her own sister?) and cannot stand to see others have functional relationships with their loved ones.  She needs hours of therapy and even then I don’t think even the Dr. Phils of the world could help her see what a horrible person she is.

Also in this final segment, it baffles me once again as to the arrogance as to state what is off limits. How many scenarios can we excuse? Dogs? Children? House? Sobriety? Our business became your business when we entered into your living room. We should strive for transparency, and we should deal with consequences as we profit from the benefits.

If I decided to go on a reality show, I think I would know everything was fair game.  All the weirdos in my life would come out of the woodwork and every mistake I have ever made would be fodder for people like us to blog about.  This is why I will never do a reality show (ok, no one has asked, but I am standing firm in my belief that if Andy came a knockin’, I would slam the door and yell HELL NO!).  But I think before you sign that contract, you better clean out all your closets.

My suggestion of putting a band aid on a situation is one of experience. Sometimes we reach for the unreachable, especially when it comes to relationships. Furthermore, we have to accept that idyllic relationships are not always obtainable, but what we should not accept is that the whole family infrastructure, which can be so delicate, would possibly be fractured–weddings missed, birthdays ignored, and all of life’s moments punctuated, documented with regret.

I guess what we have learned that there really is no Norman Rockwell picture perfect family.  There is always “someone” in each family and we are all the same.  Money doesn’t change that!

Lastly, I would like to say a huge thank you to all of you, who have sent messages of love and well wishes in what has proved to be a trying week. The surgery has been a reminder of how sometimes the indomitable support of those close to you is so valuable, and I appreciate it tremendously. My children by my side, friends, and family are the icing on the cake. Thank you to you all. Ken is doing much better and is well on the way to full recovery.

For those that don’t know, Ken had a hip placement and our Divine Ms. Pump has been tending to her man.  I doubt Brandi has been stopping by.  Hopefully she is banned from the property…or at least the swans have been instructed to bite her skinny ass!

Kyle horrified

Kyle Richards

Kim And I Will Never Agree On This Matter

Kyle shares that she really doesn’t wanna write this blog (hers was posted Thursday morning after the incident, but I imagine it was submitted earlier and she prob hadn’t heard about Kim’s night out and I imagine if it had already happened, she prob wouldn’t have even submitted one).  Kyle immediately jumps into the text message sent from Lisa R. to Kim.  Kyle says that she was shocked when she heard about the text, but that she thinks Lisa R. realizes it was really wrong.  Because these ladies are famous for saving EVERY text, I would NEVER send a text like that!  Maybe since Lisa R. is new to this she didn’t not realize “everything you say or do via text will be held against you at the reunion”.

Now onto Amsterdam and the space cake talk. Brandi went after me in Amsterdam regarding the space cake, because she doesn’t like me and wanted to deflect from her own behavior once again. This was her big chance to say something about me, calling me a hypocrite for not partaking in the space cake. I have said it before, and I will say it again: I NEVER said I haven’t smoked pot. I HAVE. It’s just not my thing. I have a lot more fun having a few margaritas. Kim knows that. I would have appreciated her chiming in there. Also, I have NOT eaten a pot brownie or a space cake ever, and my husband had warned me that it would not suit me well, knowing my personality.

What BG did to Kyle there was just plain shitty.  These ladies are well aware of when the cameras are on and if they don’t want it on national tv that they tried pot, then it should be there right.  If BG doesn’t care who knows about her pot, booze, coke, etc. that is her choice.  I imagine Kyle SO regrets the last season when she befriended BG and then smoked pot with her!  Lesson learned!  Kyle then decides its time to tells us what really happened with her daughter and that damn dog.

Alexia had spent the night at Kim’s house on Halloween. The next morning, Kingsley bit her. While scary, at first it didn’t seem that serious. However, what the first doctor failed to notice was that the tooth had pierced the bone and also broken it. Five days later, we found out that her bone was infected and she needed surgery to clean out the bone. Kim was upset, because I had posted pictures from the hospital. Like I said at the reunion, I NEVER said her dog bit Alexia. Never mentioned her OR her dog. TMZ ended up finding out that it was Kim’s dog, and she blamed me, because I posted the pictures from the hospital. I did not do that to hurt my sister in any way or to “get Instagram followers,” like she suggested. With all of my family coming and going at the hospital, people were bound to find out and talk.

So, it sounds like Kim never apologized that HER dog bit Kyle’s daughter?  How fucked up is that?  Let me share this little tidbit with you.  My son was attacked by a dog when he was 6.  We were at a friend’s house for fireworks.  Her neighbor had his dog out during the fireworks (which I always thought it was common knowledge you shouldn’t do that) and after the fireworks, a large group of kids was running between the yards and playing.  At some point, this guy’s son yelled “Sic him” to his dog and the dog jumped on my son’s back.  He bit both hands, one of the arms and took a chunk out of his upper back.  Luckily an older teenager was there and kicked the dog off my son and carried my son to me.  We got Jake inside and were cleaning him up.  I stormed over to the stupid neighbor’s house to ask if the damn dog had vaccines and such.  The guy was drunk and began arguing with me that his dog could not have bitten my kid.  We argued.  I threatened to shoot his dog.  I don’t apologize (nor do I own a gun).  I was so super pissed.  In response for me telling him I was gonna kill his dog, this genius called me fat.  Yes, that was the best he could do.  I ended up taking Jake to the ER that night.  They cleaned him up and were able to close most of the wounds, but the one on his upper back was an open wound and it scarred badly.  When we got back to my friend’s house we were told the (drunk) neighbor had called to police to tell them I had threatened to shoot his dog (with a gun I don’t own I remind you) and the cop informed him that basically he just called the police to tell them his dog attacked a 6 year old and if he was me, he would have threatened to kill the dog too!  So, in short, I think Kyle was too nice about this situation to begin with.  Kim is a horrible person with an aggressive dog she never should have taken in to begin with.  I would not trust Kim to properly care for a fish much less an aggressive dog.

For Kim to throw out that she would say something about Alexia ( like she did to Lisa R. regarding Harry ) nearly took my breath away. But her dog is off limits? So there you have it. 

Yeah, that is just wrong.  When Kim begins losing an argument, she declares that topic off limits.  No wonder she has been divorced so many times and can’t maintain normal relationships.  Kyle realizes they will never agree on this situation.  Kim is so selfish and deluded and Kyle is a realist and I think, Mauricio has told Kyle “no more” now that something has happened to his daughter.  I think you gotta draw the line somewhere and when your child gets hurt because of someone’s negligence, that is where the line is drawn.

Some things I would like to clear up:

  1. A) I NEVER asked for Kingsley to be put down. I love all animals and know how much Kim loves Kingsley. That was never part of our argument.

No, Kyle never asked Kristen to put her beautiful little girl down.  Nor did she ask Kim to put her dog down.  Honestly, I am a big believer that there is no such thing as an aggressive dog, only an ignorant owner.  I think Kingsey was a rescue with a sketchy background.   Kim had no business taking in a dog that was going to require so much discipline and attention.  Kim wanted a lapdog.

  1. B) Brooke’s wedding : Brooke did a small ceremony at my sister Kathy’s house (part of it aired this season), so that Monty would be well enough to walk her down the aisle. The wedding we were referring to at the reunion is her actual “big wedding ” coming up. And NO, I did not do anything “unspeakable” or “unforgivable” at the wedding at Kathy’s house like Brandi has put out there. It was a beautiful, perfect day that Brandi Glanville is now trying to throw negativity on. She was NOT EVEN THERE. On top of everything else Brandi has done, she now wants to turn that beautiful day that my family celebrated into something to lie and gossip about. Shame on her.

And there we have it.  I love this Kyle who finally fills in the details that we all have been waiting for!  Why didn’t she clear the air sooner?  I think she was keeping her promise to her mom and trying to protect Kim, but I think the gloves are off and Kyle is spilling the beans and I love it!


Brandi Glanville

I’m Always Here For You, Kim

BG (Ghostwriter) wrote her blog on her son, Jake’s birthday.  She tells us the week was very exciting since her Unfiltered Urine is now available for pre-sale.  I know I purchased a case and so did all of you.  BG/GW makes it sound as though she is above everything at this point and just wishes everyone well.

Eileen, your house is lovely. Sorry I said otherwise for the sake of a laugh.

Could we make her “sorrys” into a drinking game?  Like, rewatch the whole season.  Maybe Kim has been playing that game all season without telling us.  Boo on her.

Lisa R., I really loved you on my podcast…I think sometimes you make it harder on yourself with your Twitter feed, but I’m choosing not to engage. I really liked a side of you, and you seem to have a beautiful family.

When BG starts passing out social media advice we all need to start rethinking our lives.  Thankfully, BG’s handlers have taken away her passwords and her tweets and posts have to be filtered before going out to the general public.  That makes me sad.  I liked the batshit crazy twitter BG.

Lisa V., I had a lot of fun with you and Ken. I will always have a special place in my heart for you guys. I wish Ken the best of health and a speedy recovery. 

But I am sure she would be happy to stop by anytime and eat your food and drink your booze and then tell everyone how you were really living deep in the valley and had filed bankruptcy.

Kyle, best wishes on you and your family’s endeavors. My sincerest wish is that you and Kim could be as close as you ever were in the near future.

Yeah, I think we all know now for sure that BG did not write this blog.  If she did, the last paragraph would read: Kyle, I wish you for your armpits to be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.  OH, and I fucked Mauricio.

Kim, love having you as a BFF. I’m always here for you, and I hope you are always here for me.

Um, I think Kim is on the lookout for a sober living companion and well, you just don’t qualify.

Yo, my dear, dear Yo, I will see you soon. I love you, you are so strong and so brave!

I agree that Yolanda is very brave and strong, but I question her ability to judge character.


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71 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged

  1. Powell says:

    Hello. 😊👋👋👋

  2. Powell says:

    Namaste thks for sharing your personal/family story. I’m sorry you and your brother’s younger selves endured that and am glad your love one and your family survived.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      DITTO ^^^^

      Namaste, thank you for sharing and im sorry you had this to overcome. 😦
      You make such a valid poignant point about the siblings and relatives of those with the problem.

  3. Great Blog Namaste!!! I also want to thank you for sharing. How you didn’t lose.your.mind when your child was attacked is amazing! I think “I will f*ck you up.” is best whispered slowly into someone’s ear…never screamed or texted. Whispered….slowly…..softly….

  4. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    Hey all- Hope everyone has had a nice weekend. I sat to watch the REUNION PT III with a piece of 🍕 and I started to literally get agitated – and all your VOICES ECHOED in my mind — so NOT ENJOYABLE these things !!!!
    Had to stop when andy said put a pin in it and NITWIT Kim actually physically mimed putting a pin in something with her hands. JESUS effin C this woman !!! How is her brain functioning and able to be lucid at the reunion while clearly I don’t think she was completely not sober. Maybe a Xannie but im just saying….
    So I never got to the Kingsley stuff. To be continued. 😖

    Also —- where LISA R starts to truly cry– I think editing did something there and something was said by Kim or somebody – prompting Eileen to walk over to her. I honestly think they cut something out that was even nastier than we saw.

    Your Lily Pulitzer stories make me LOL! Tarjeyyyyyy is under major fire all weekend over this so i can’t wait to see the papers and editorials this week.

    PINDY did you get the GLUTEN FREE 🍞🍞?

    Tarts hope mama is ok and doggie. 😘😙

    I have nothing to watch tonight except mad men. Catching up on my dvr.

    • Yes I did get my bread and I made a Turkey with Avocado sandwich.. The bread is better toasted IPPHO…I have tried a few and this one has the best consistency…Canyon Bakehouse is the brand and I buy Mountain White for anyone who is dying to know every detail of my boring yet life changing GF diet!!

      • designernailsdiana says:

        Gluten free is the way to go. I use the same bread. I would never go back to eating anything with gluten after going gluten-free. Are you feeling better now that you’re not eating gluten?

  5. kit9 says:

    Wow. The dog bite BROKE the bone and infected it.

  6. Orson who doesn't own a circus or any monkeys says:

    IMHO, you made several very good points, Namaste. Well said. Um, I mean typed.

    You wondered what did Kim hear about Harry? I believe Kim later admitted she had heard nothing, she just made that up to hurt Lisa R. As it turned out, Kim sort of won with that gambit as she provoked the wine and wine glass assault from Lisa R and was then able to wave the “I’m A Victim!” flag.

    I guess it’s a generational thing, but I can’t understand leaving someone nasty, let alone threatening, text messages. Am I the only person who sees that sort of thing as potentially leaving… well, evidence?

    I was feeling another urge to SPEAK last night, but my thoughts weren’t firm enough. And it would have referenced all the “reverberations” from the Polo Lounge thing, but they’re still reverberating and I’m pretty sure some echos from farther away haven’t bounced back in to hearing range, so to speak. Hmm… maybe I can get “Metaphors by Mixmaster” and “Clichés by DeCarload” to sponsor my speeches?

    • My mom always said don’t write anything down….lol, so yes, don’t leave any evidence. I always wonder about these people that make “To do lists” for their crimes…shouldn’t the last thing on the list be “Burn this list”

  7. plainviewsue says:

    Namaste, you outdid yourself on blogging these women for five months!!! I love how you share your personal stories as well. Like I previously said, you’re ready to write a novel!!!!

  8. Veena (NMD) says:

    Thank you Namaste for five months of blogging the BH housewives. I (almost) feel bad for twisting your arm into blogging the NY ladies.

  9. Veena (NMD) says:

    Anyone watching ATL? NeNe debuted on Broadway when the show was airing – so they must have continued filming even after the season started. I can’t remember them ever doing that before.

  10. Austin says:

    Thanks for sharing your son’s story with us, Namaste. I’m so sorry he had to endure that. I have no problem saying that if a dog bit me or one of my children and there was a serious injury, I’d have no problem with advocating for that dog to be put down. Especially if it was not the dog’s first offense. I am a pet owner, and I also have a granddog, but when you cannot trust a dog in normal, every day situations, you are asking for trouble. Dogs do maim and even kill people every year, and while I agree that the owner is to blame, it doesn’t change the fact that the dog has become a severe liability and I’m not sure I always believe that the dog is salvageable, even if the owner wants to salvage the dog, which I don’t think Kim really wants to do, anyway. If she really wanted to be a responsible dog owner, she would have rigidly followed the advice of the dog trainer, but all she did was make excuses (typical Kim). At any rate, Kyle is nicer about it than I would have been. I have seen Kim-defenders, in the comments sections of different articles, blame Alexia for the dog having bit her, saying that she opened a door that she wasn’t supposed to, so I guess, according to those sickos, she deserved it. Being that that story is coming from Kim, I have obvious doubts about the veracity of the story, but even so, if your dog is attacking people for opening a door, your dog is dangerous and needs a serious intervention.

    • Exit4 says:

      I was totally prepared for her to say she was drinking!

    • The dog that attacked my son was actually being trained by the owner as an attack dog. He was a large german shepherd and the own (asshole) had one of those large arm covers for training. I, of course, found this out long after the fact. Oh, and the dog bit 2 other kids on other occasions that I know of. Our city doesn’t have an ordinance that takes away a dog. They only require the dog to be quarantined for 10 days after the bite and the owner must prove that the dog has had it’s rabies vaccines.

    • MM in OC says:

      I think Kingsley needs the dog whisperer. Cesar is a miracle worker and he loves pits.

      • Austin says:

        Yes, I agree that Cesar could probably work wonders, but for it to work, there has to be total buy-in and compliance on the part of the owner. Kim would never do that.

        • MM in OC says:

          Oh, I didn’t mean that kim gets to keep the dog. I think Kingsley needs to be in Cesar’s pack for good!

  11. ladebra says:

    Great blog Namaste. You are pitch perfect as always. I enjoyed Eilene and LisaR. We’ve watched the mean and nasty dysfunctional group of Brandi Kim and Kyle for years and I was so past caring about Kim I didn’t care enough to watch her BS. But the new ladies picked up on her problem right away and good for them for calling her out.

    If saying it could make it so, I say it’s time for Kim and Brandi to get off reality TV. 😉

  12. Veena (NMD) says:

    TMZ is reporting discussions are underway whether or not to cut Kim loose

    We’re told a decision has not been made, but the alarm has been sounded and there’s serious discussion about giving Kim the ax.
    Here’s where there’s a split. Some production sources says Kim’s substance abuse problem has been in full bloom all season. Several members of the cast and crew say they’ve watched Kim present a public picture of sobriety, but when the cameras are off she goes off the rails.
    But other production sources tell us Kim actually did better this season in the sobriety department than she’s done in years. They also think it’s hypocritical for producers to turn their back on Kim now … they say if she was such a problem she shouldn’t have been exploited all year.

    Read more:

    • T-Rex says:

      I read this and I personally think that Bravo is trying to see where the pendulum lays regarding the fans and SpaceCadetDrugAddictALCOHOLICKim. Looks like that bitch hasn’t been sober since she left rehab a few years ago and has been secretly drinking the whole friggin time and production knew it!

      • Exit4 says:

        If she had been remotely sympathetic in her slip ups, owning them, not blaming or deflecting, she’d have public support. But she was mean and nasty and flat out lied. Then, less then 48 hours after she treated her castmates like crap and swore on her sobriety, she ends up in the drunk tank. The Brandiacs are supporting her-but who cares about them? lol. If people felt Kim was troubled but good hearted, people would side with her. She’s not-ahead a black heart!

      • chismosa says:

        I think Bravo knows all along and Andy ok’s her all this time.

        MEANWHILE the RATCHET.COM business on WE / MTV of real world or Bad Girls — FORCE people to leave for this $hit.
        (Also they’d force Lisa rinna off for breaking glass)

        Those are both Bunim-Murray (sp?) productions so bring HIM in to produce and oversee Evolution’s DISEVOLUTION of this ritzy franchise.
        Andy is clearly not doing a good job and not until something VERY bad and a death or horrible life-altering accident happens will he be held accountable.

        And yes I know these women CHOOSE to do the show. However who is enabling by OFFERING AN EFFING CONTRACT.

        #blandy #blame-dy

        • Veena (NMD) says:

          Two words.

          Russell’s suicide.

          It changed nothing.

          • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

            Yes. But not until it’s DIRECTLY to one of their contracted “talent” — it doesn’t feel like anything to them.

            Something very bad has to happen to a DIRECT cast member.

            Only then BLAMEdy will be adequately blamed.

            • Yes, Bunim/Murray don’t allow violence, how many have been thrown off Road Rules, Real World and the Challenges because of violence…no touchy, no threats, etc!!

    • Powell says:

      Do they remember Russell? They’re idiots. Kim has never been under this much pressure/had problems previous seasons. Brooke’s 2 weddings, Monty’s illness, Kingsley bit Alexia, Kyle bought a new vaca home. Do they really want to be responsible for Kim getting worse or the ultimate worst thing happen?

      • Exit4 says:

        It’s lose-lose for them. If the worst happens and she’s on the show, the show gets blamed. If the worst happens and she was fired, the show gets blamed.

        • austin1963 says:


        • T-Rex says:

          OMGosh I didn’t read this post and TOTALLY AGREE~ They have painted themselves into a despicable corner, they should have fired her the minute they found out she was drinking again, which was a couple of seasons ago.

    • Is there a morals clause in their contracts?

      It seems like a stupid question, considering I’m talking about the HWs shows, but most production contracts do have something that gives the employers of the talent some kind of out if they have issues like this.

  13. T-Rex says:

    Thank you so much again for the blog of the blogs, I never read the blogs at Bravo, cripes, I never even use their atrocious website, so I really appreciate your time and effort to do this Namaste. Now, if could just be me, but reading those blogs it’s very clear that the ladies are DONE DONE DONE with that witch THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi, and it looks pretty clear that NONE of the ladies, outside the jailbird SpaceCadetDrugAddictALCOHOLICKim, are going to film with her next season. I know that Bravo was trying to fast-track BHills since they aren’t filming Jersey any time soon. I know that LypsLIsa, The RoyalVpump, ThatTrampWeLoveEileen and VileKyle have all been sent new contracts. I know that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi has not, and is begging, pleading crying, to get one. She is promising to do anything it takes to stay on the show, but I think it’s a little too late for that. I can’t see them risking a complete walkout by the top few, to save her. We shall see.

    • austin1963 says:

      From your lips to god’s – and Bravo’s – ears. At this point, it’s just unseemly to have Kim or Brandi back. In a profound sort of way. That’s the only word I can think of at the moment. It would just be dark.

      • Exit4 says:

        Kims arrest really draws a line in the sand. She has to go. Brandi just played herself out.

    • Powell says:

      If she wants a contract so bad why is she still talking smack? She was on somebody’s radio show or s omething last week right? No the E! show.

      • I was reading somewhere that Brandi was talking down the show, actually blaming Bravo for…this mess? I was stunned. I thought, well, either they’ve told her she’s not coming back, or she hasn’t been offered that contract and is resigned to not coming back.

        Otherwise, she wouldn’t be digging herself in deeper and deeper, cursing Andy on camera, trashing the network?

        She and Kim had one thing profoundly in common, as I see it: they both blame everyone else for their problems.

        • T-Rex says:

          Yep, she is talking out of both sides of her mouth, because she DESPERATELY wants to stay on the show and her PR team and she have been BEGGING and PLEADING to remain on the show. However, since no contracts have been offered, and I believe they aren’t even returning phone calls at this point, she is hedging her bets to remain relevant by creating this whole other drama of SHE didn’t want to come back, and then of course will then say that Bravo took food from the mouths of her babies, and made her homeless(at least she would be actually homeless since Bravo pays her rent). She can’t help herself, because she is a very ignorant and hasn’t done anything to actually educate herself, so all she knows is how to attack attack attack, and figures that will work, ugh.

        • You are exactly right in the “always blaming others” department – that and neither one of them can spit out a sincere apology.

  14. Powell says:

    Y’all think this is NeNe’s last season?

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      Yes – but she and Kim have a spin off.

      I found it interesting how they gave her end credits with about 8 minutes left in the show.

      The reunion looks good.

      • Powell says:

        Yes I’m looking forward to their show and the reunion.

      • chismosa says:

        I’m about 12 episodes behind – can’t be bothered —
        But WHY are all the women mandated to wear white to the reunion ????

        I used to find white so upscale and like limited to only beautiful YO on BH and very limited other HWS.
        Now they ALL wear it ? Yuck.

    • T-Rex says:

      I don’t watch, nor follow the ThugsRUS =Howwives of Atlanta, but personally I don’t think this is her LAST season. I think she wants to do a Bethenny, get a spinoff, see how that goes, then come back to the show after a couple of seasons off to prove that SHE is the queen bee of that franchise. I could be wrong but that seems to fit her M.O.

  15. Namaste, thank you for yet another spot on blog, and for sharing your personal experience, and I know you will continue doing justice to RHONY!
    Brandi – toxic – needs to NEVER be given another HW contract unless it is a whole show of Beotches!
    Kim, I’m afraid, still hasn’t hit bottom. As a person I hope she has the strength to attain real sobriety. As a cast member, if she remains one, she will need to exchange the lipstick in her purse for a piece of chalk…so someone can handily draw an outline around her every time she feels victimized.
    It can be like her “Epi Pen” for professional victims.

    • JumpTheShark says:

      Unfortunately, some addicts don’t “hit bottom” until they are six feet under. Does Bravo want to hang around while she circles the drain?

      • T-Rex says:

        JTS- Totally agree with you, seriously do they need another Russell Armstrong? They should have let her go two seasons ago, but now they are in a predicament, because if they keep her and she OD’s then it looks bad, if they FIRE her and She Od’s it looks like she did so for getting fired from the show. It’s a LOSE-LOSE for Bravo and I seriously do not think even they know what to do at this point. They have known for a while now she was still drinking, but for her sake kept it quiet, which was stupid, the minute they saw her drinking again they should have let her go!

    • TexasTart says:

      LOL at chalk outline/epi pen for professional victims! XD

  16. It’s a lovely, personal blog you’ve shared with us, Namaste. Thanks for your insight and “read” on the cast blogs.

  17. TexasTart says:

    Where’s KIM’s blog?! Oh, that’s right she was trying to write one at the Polo Lounge, but was so very rudely interruped.

    Namaste, you go beyond what anyone could expect in capturing the most profound elements of their blogs and to share your personal and painful experiences is so fitting given the complexity of what stories played out on RHOBH. It’s not just that you are telling us what they’ve said – but it’s like you really have been along for the ride – and you get it.

    You deserve a standing O for your work all season. It was enjoyed and appreciated
    though I must admit, I am not standing, I am laying in bed trying to be quiet so everyone else can sleep! 😙

  18. TexasTart says:

    Oh, I loved it that Eileen in all her infinite wisdom, said “Maybe Kim doesn’t watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”. BINGO!

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  20. vilzvet says:

    “I think Kim is on the lookout for a sober living companion and well, you just don’t qualify.”

    Haha, love this line!

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