Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part One by RamonaCoaster
The opening scene starts with the ladies getting ready back stage, making sure their hair and makeup is just right. They are all dressed in white to symbolize purity and innocence which these ladies constantly feign to have but that is not the real story.
Kenya is sitting to Andy’s right and Nene is sitting to Andy’s left. The prime seats. Then Kandi is next to Kenya and Cynthia on the end. Phaedra is next to Nene and Claudia is at the end on the wrong couch. Andy says hello to each lady. He hears Nene has a brand new house. Todd is filling up Kandi’s love tank and it is their one year anniversary in on week. Kenya found a man on Millionaire Matchmaker and is still with him. Phaedra asked Jesus to fix it tonight. Ugh! It’s already two minutes into the reunion and I’m already sick of all the eye-rolling, dirty looks and I-am-so-obviously-bored faces. And of course, Andy had to mention Roger Bobb.
Production makes a wig, weave and hair piece commercial just like in Kenya’s screening. The ladies make some polite laughs. Apparently there are a lot of memes about Nene’s wigs. Nene is wearing what she calls the “Andy” wig. Smooch that behind, Nene!
When Andy asks Kenya about her hair, she states she has hair care, she’s wearing a piece but Porsha sells weaves and wigs. Kenya makes sure to tell him that she has 24 inches of her own hair. Andy wants to make sure that is her only prop. Thank goodness, there are no bullhorns, scepters and fans.
Nene talks about being on Broadway and getting a lot of love. Phaedra contacted her on opening night. Claudia was the only one who contacted her about tickets but Claudia didn’t attend. Claudia took Nene to task about the therapy session because she didn’t know when she would see her and that was her chance. Claudia makes Nene answer for her holier-than-thou attitude. Claudia says it wasn’t filmed but Nene called her a nothing, a bitch and a m*therf*cker. No one speaks up and says it didn’t happen. Nene makes an announcement – for the rest of the day, everyone is right and Nene is wrong.
Nene tweeted that Kandi is such as a hater. Kandi says she doesn’t hate her, but she hates Nene’s superiority complex. Nene didn’t like that Kandi compared her situation in the past with Phaedra against Kenya and Cynthia. Kandi remembers when Nene called Phaedra evil and a “head doctor.” Kandi thinks Phaedra talked about her with Nene. They cleared up that Phaedra never spoke about her but Nene understood Phaedra’s situation and they connected over similar problems. Kandi has egg on her face. Nene starts getting emotional. Kandi says Nene has shown texts and would blast people if they are not her friends anymore. She just wiped the egg off her face. Screaming ensues. They both say “we see each other” with the deuce finger-pointing move.
Andy asks Phaedra if she has brought her kids to visit Apollo and she says no. She explained the restrictions. I think she has a right to not bring her kids to prison. They shouldn’t be exposed to that at such a young age. Let Apollo lie in the bed he made in prison.
Cynthia says it is not her place to speak about Phaedra’s marriage or kids. Kandi feels he needs to have some type of relationship with his kids. Phaedra has not filed for divorce yet. She wants to make her children okay first. Andy thinks the day Phaedra changed the locks was one of the most disturbing scenes of the show. Phaedra refuses to answer the question whether Apollo ever got physical with her. Kenya feels the children is hurt the most.
A viewer thinks the exorcism was disturbing. Phaedra says she was blessing her home. My aunt has had a priest come into her newly bought homes to bless it and jokingly says it’s an exorcism.
Porsha joins the cast after they showed the Claudia clips. Miss Lawrence was right. Her dress does look like a shower curtain. Porsha sits at the end of the couch next to Phaedra and Claudia is over at the end on her team’s side. Andy invites Porsha to talk about Claudia’s storyline. Porsha didn’t like Claudia mentioning Kenya or Claudia asking around about her car and stuff she had. Porsha infers that Kordell was cheating on her during their marriage. Claudia claimed Porsha had an affair with a married man who gave her stuff and Porsha did tell everyone in the Phillipines that she dated a married man. Claudia feels sorry that Porsha doesn’t rely on her own talents. Porsha says this is slanderous. Claudia tells her to file a lawsuit if she bought that life.
Porsha says she was dating a young athlete but she wouldn’t say his name because they are no longer dating. Cynthia took exception with Porsha saying Peter was cheating on her. Porsha actually says she wasn’t spreading it around town or make it a storyline. Did she forget the camera filming them? She’s so dumb. Porsha says Cynthia needs to look inside and Cynthia says so do you, deep inside (past her huge fake boobs).
Andy wants to know why Nene said the thirst is real referring to Claudia. Claudia says her wig is thirsty. All these women are thirsty.
Andy wants to know the status of “Life Twirls On” that Kenya self-financed. He thinks it’s a bad business move. Kenya says there are always buyers. Kenya was taught by her aunt that forgiveness is something you do for yourself. Kenya’s aunt is awesome. Kenya’s mom said hello to her at her grandfather’s funeral and it was the first time she spoke to her. Sad.
Porsha will not apologize to Kenya. Kenya mentions the 50th anniversary of Selma the movie and Porsha’s grandfather promoting non-violence which she uses to shame Porsha for not apologizing for assaulting her. Porsha says she saw the props Kenya used as a weapon and Kenya lashed out at her in Puerto Rico so her apology wasn’t sincere. Porsha pronounces scepter, spector.
Phaedra says they don’t use their platform responsibly or support anything. Phaedra doesn’t think Kenya should use that (Selma, Porsha’s grandfather, Civil Rights Movement) platform to say anything when she is not being the ideal woman. Kenya then says Phaedra wants to be a Christian and not forgive. Phaedra tells her to read the bible because they are plenty of whores in the bible and she would find good company and be redeemed. A bible burn! I thought she wasn’t going to call her a whore anymore. I have a hard time believing Kenya to be genuine. I do believe she was brought on the show to create more drama and push the other women’s buttons and she does it to a tee. I don’t think she was expecting how bad the backlash would be.
Phaedra says she calls her a whore because of the behaviors she displays. Kenya says if she was a whore she would have been the best whore in the world, there would be a museum in her name, there would be a Hollywood star on the Walk of Fame, because she would own it unlike Phaedra.
So far the zingers came from Phaedra and Kenya. The other ladies are still warming up. No one brought props or has been assaulted yet. Their wigs and weaves are still intact. Nene was on the edge of being emotional but she recovered. Andy gets to face time with Aidan and he is the cutest thing. Aidan, not Andy. It’s been pretty tame so far.