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Episode 4

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Sonja Morgan

“Heather Has Different Standards For Carole”

Who doesn’t love dancing on a table?

ME!  You will never ever ever catch me dancing on a table.  I will not dance on a table.  I will not dance while wearing a sable.  I will not dance on a bar.  I will not dance on my car.  I think you all get the picture.  Sonja is all happy that Carole is going for the younger man, too. 

I’m glad to see that Heather can be supportive of someone, because she hasn’t been able to support me of recent. I’m surprised, though, that Heather was able to listen to that whole speel from Carole – doing drugs, drinking tequila, throwing up in a rickshaw, and hiding a relationship from Luann –  without making a single judgmental comment! Weren’t Heather and Carole just saying last week that I drink too much and am out of control? But hey, maybe Heather is finally learning to accept that some people are fun! Either that or Heather has different standards for Carole than she has for me.

I just see there is a difference between Carole having a relationship with a younger man and Sonja coming off as a whore around any twenty-something that comes within arm’s length.  It just come off as desperate and sad.

Bethenny threw such a fabulous birthday party, and I say that with my “Sonja in the City” hat on! I’m so glad that she decided to have a birthday dinner. I know that she has been going through a hard time and that her birthday is already difficult for her. I’m glad that she felt comfortable reaching out to us and letting us help her through this trying time–that’s what friends are supposed to be for! I know that I rely on my good girlfriends a lot for support through this ongoing battle with my ex, even after divorce, so I’m happy to be there for Bethenny.

I really think Bethenny threw the party because it was an opportunity to showcase what B loves best…herself!  She knew the camera would be focused on her and she would be the center of attention.  B definitely treats HW like a player on Survivor.  She is always playing The Game.

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I don’t know why Heather and Kristen are so upset about Bethenny’s birthday dinner, and it is HER birthday! I love when Kristen’s housekeeper say “Who cares?” several times. She has the right attitude. She reminds me of Jeff Lews’ housekeeper Zoila. She says it like it is, even if you are the boss. Bethenny says she doesn’t know Kristen, so why should Kristen care if she wasn’t invited?

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This was annoying to me.  Heather decided to stick her nose into something that was really none of her business.  I don’t think it is good manners (Let’s check with the Countess) to question a hostess about who she did or did not leave off her guest list.  I gathered that this was not a formal invite kinda event.  I did enjoy Kristen’s housekeeper/nanny/voice of reason and hope we get to see more of her this season.

My advice to Dorinda? Don’t air your grievances with you daughter and John with this group! She doesn’t know them like I do. It could backfire. Vent with someone you’re closer to and who you’re sure won’t air your dirty laundry.

We gotta give Sonja some credit because she has done her best to keep her life with her daughter off the cameras.  I wonder if this is Mr. Morgan’s doing or if Sonja just doesn’t want to share the spotlight with her daughter!  I believe Dorinda, like Kristen, will regret exposing her relationship on national tv like this.

It must be nice to come late to a dinner because you’re buying diamond rings. Go Heather and Carole! I’m glad that I didn’t miss a night with my daughter to go to that dinner!  It just seemed uncomfortable to sit there and listen to Heather and Bethenny fighting!

Sonja seems a little grateful she wasn’t invited to this fight.

It was so brave of Carole and Dorinda to open up about losing their late husbands. I can only imagine how hard that must be. I can kind of imagine, because my divorce from my ex has been like he died. I lost my best friend. I hope that both of those girls know that they can come to me if they ever want to talk. I’m not saying that my situation with my ex-husband is the same as a death, but losing a husband–through death or divorce–is the hardest thing, and I think that we would be able to relate on some level.

Really Sonja?  Really?  This is why the ladies will not open up and share anything personal with you because we are all sure you will hijack the conversation and attempt to “one-up” the situation.  Sorry Sonja, I think there is a HUGE difference between burying the love of your life and divorcing a man.

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Bethenny Frankel

“It Did Look Harsh When Watching It Back”

Bethenny appears to recognize her very harsh delivery at dinner.  They say the first step is admitted you have a problem, right?

Let me create some context: I find that on the Housewives shows, being invited or not invited to something tends to be blown out of proportion, dragged out, and takes on a life of itself. This concept is exhausting to me, and I knew exactly where Heather was going. It felt manufactured to stir up drama.

Yes, this whole thing seemed very manufactured by Heather.  It was like she wanted an opportunity to school Bethenny and it was just wrong.  B acknowledges that she was still new to this crew and didn’t know everyone well enough to invite to a birthday party.  She had spent a little extra time with Carole and Heather (plus 1) and extended the invite.

I just have to randomly announce that I thoroughly enjoyed watching Ramona walk into her own restaurant with her dog. It is commonly known that you can’t even stand in the front of a bodega with a dog much less stroll into a Tribeca sports bar with your Upper East Side shih tzu.

I’m not sure about you guys but I don’t understand why you would take a dog into a public place?  Why would you take a dog into a bar?  Like, I wouldn’t take a baby into a bar (unless it was lunchtime and I could get a good reuben…)  In Middle America, we only take our dogs to the park or for long walks.  Service dogs are the only animals seen in places of business.

PS Thank you to Bethenny for keeping her blog short and to the point.  Would you mind texting Sonja and asking her to do the same?  I don’t care to read all her babble.

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Heather Thomson

“Bethenny Knows How To Shut Down A Conversation”

Heather was really looking forward to that dinner at Cherry.  Guess she didn’t realize WHO she was having dinner with.

The birthday dinner a few nights ago turned out to be a good time. We all rallied for Bethenny to have a fun party. Everyone was getting along, and we all danced on the table. It was a shame Kristen and Dorinda weren’t invited. I didn’t understand it. I was even more surprised since some of the girls brought dates that Bethenny definitely didn’t know, but it wasn’t my guest list.

Right, it wasn’t your guest list and yet you still felt the need to stick your nose in and bitch about who was left off the list.  BAD FORM.  Add that to the conversation with Kristen where Kristen admitted she was busy anyway and glad she had a night at home with her family (well, she was a little whiny, but that is her personality anyway).  Plus she didn’t have to spend extra $ on a b-day gift for B.

I have to hand it to Bethenny–she sure knows how to shut down a conversation the minute there’s no personal interest. I barely finished my sentence on the topic before it got hostile. I don’t think any of us knew what to make of her reaction. Between the sleeping dramatization and telling me I was Carole’s plus one, I quickly realized nothing positive was going to come of this. 

I kinda loved the whole sleeping thing…reminded me of Vicky and Don.  Oh, the memories.

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Carole Radziwill

“I’m Cautious In Matters Of The Heart”

For those that don’t recall, Carole is not allowed to blog for us this season due to her writing contract.  However, she is allowed to participate in question and answer sessions with BravoTV!

BravoTV asks Carole if she was keeping her relationship a secret from The Countess…

No, I’m not a woman who overshares. And I’m fairly sure the audience knows this about me by now. You don’t see me each week talking, talking, talking about every last thought that pops into my head.  Also, I believe there is an expectation of privacy, even among good friends, and especially among social friends. I live by that in my real life (with my friends outside the show), and it’s no different than my reality life on TV. The best advice I can give a girl is to keep new relationships private. There is nothing like a handful of well-intentioned “girlfriend advice” to derail a blooming romance.

Carole has done a good job of giving us good TV, but keep her private life private.  There are way too many arm chair quarterbacks (like myself) who will pass out unsolicited advice and judge all your choices.  When Carole realized her relationship with Adam was more than a passing fling, she didn’t mind sharing it with Heather and Kristen and certainly never thought Luann would begrudge her a new love.  Oh Carole, you don’t know Lu very well do you?

BravoTV askes Carole to elaborate on the perks of dating someone under 35/over 75…

I’ve learned that much older men and much younger men are more grateful for the company of a woman. It’s the men your own age that make things more complicated than need be. This is true at any age. When I was in my 20s, 20-something men were a pain in the ass.

This is simply something I don’t relate to.  I married my 24 year old husband when I was just 21.  Before meeting my husband to be, I did dad a guy briefly who was about 10 years older.  He had a Porshe and I was dating him for his car.  As I have said before, love doesn’t see age, race, creed, etc.

BravoTV asks what was going through Carole’s mind when she found out she would need to move her late husband’s ashes…

At first, I thought it had to be a mistake. The church had been sold and the graves moved? It’s the log line to a Hollywood movie, not a storyline in a reality show. Churches can be sold? Caskets and urns replaced? But after speaking with the church secretary, I did what anyone in my place would have done–including my husband–I laughed. Not a long laugh, maybe it was a nervous laugh but still, a laugh. My husband was the king of practical jokes, and I thought this was the best one yet.

This would make a really good movie actually!  It is sweet that Carole finds humor in how ridiculous this situation is.  She finally traveled to London and brought the urn back to the States.

BravoTV if she has considering rebranding death and being a widow after her conversation with Bethenny…

No, and let me say that that conversation at the time was a little bit surprising. And no less in re-watching it this week. It’s been 15 years since my husband died. I’ve heard everything, well, except, the re-branding of death. That was new. But I’m used to people being very uncomfortable around the subject of death. They say the weirdest and dumbest things.

This is all too common!  When people get uncomfortable, instead of listening to their inner voice that says DO NOT SAY THAT OUT LOUD, people say some of the stupidest shit.  I have had so many people say to me, “Wow!  Your daughter doesn’t look autistic!”  Gee, you don’t look stupid, but you proved that one wrong!

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Ramona Singer

“Heather Was Trying To Be A Friend To Bethennny”

Ramona is so happy to be opening up her very own bar and grill where people can bring their dogs to share a drink or a biscuit I guess.  I am sure Ramona Pinot will be on tap.

Bethenny hates her birthday; I was surprised she was having a celebration for it. I was happy we made up, and she invited me. It was so funny when Bethenny said she wanted to dance on the table! So of course I jumped up to join her as, after all, it was her birthday, and I wanted to help her to get the party going.

I am not buying that Bethenny HATES her birthday.  B LOVES having the spotlight on herself and used her birthday to make this happen.  Can I say again that I will never dance on a table?  Isn’t this something strippers do in the clubs?

I thought Heather was trying to be a friend to Bethenny by explaining how Kristen was feeling. She just wanted to pave the road between the two ladies. I was surprised by the way Bethenny reacted, and I know Heather was shocked. Who knew this would turn out to be a fight?!

Nope.  This was not Heather trying to be “friendly”.  This was Heather trying to school or mother Bethenny and it just backfired on her.

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Luann de Lesseps

“Carole Should Stick To Tinder”

Luann tells us episode 4 is when shit really starts to get real.  She says she and Carole were good friends going into the season and did not see Carole’s relationship coming.

I had friends over for a nice dinner to celebrate my new house. (Yes, that morphed into Brunchgate, but the intention was pure and all in hopes of having a good time with the girls.) I had no idea that Carole, ever-so-single and ready to mingle, would start mingling with my chef, who happens to be my niece’s recent ex-boyfriend and my son’s friend. I had no idea I’d have to keep an eye on a close friend, whom I would assume would know better than to pick up my staff. 

I would just like to give Luann a head’s up with regard to the 13th Amendment to the Constitution…

“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”

Loosely translated, this means Luann does not OWN Adam nor does she decide who he can or cannot date.  Luann claims to be highly offended by the whole situation.  I think Luann is desperately looking for a storyline and has clamped on to this like Ramona on a Herve Leger dress.  Luann declares this UNCOOL.  I think Luann is using this phrase too much.

I adore Dorinda’s daughter Hannah. She’s got a great sense of humor, is incredibly smart and really knows how to work a room. When it comes to John, it’s hard to disagree with her. I feel bad for Dorinda, of course, and how she can’t seem to bridge both sides of her life, but I empathize with Hannah on this one. The Dorinda and John dynamic is a very strange one. It makes me very uncomfortable, to be honest. I think it even makes Dorinda uncomfortable, too.

I imagine there are absolutely a lot of moms out there in world who can relate to Dorinda’s situation.  Children (young and old) always have an opinion on who their parents date.  I don’t see Dorinda and John’s relationship going anywhere if Dorinda’s daughter refuses to accept John or if Dorinda doesn’t step up and say  it is none of Hannah’s business who she dates.  I am not saying one way is better than the other, but this is a real situation and I imagine Dorinda is regretting allowing it to be so open for our judgment.

Guys, let a lady order what she wants, OK? If you want to eat more, go home and get on Seamless. And if your date doesn’t have an appetite, I assure you she’d rather watch Curtis Stone and Bobby Flay have a throwdown than watch you throw it back while she sips on a martini.

I am with Dorinda here.  I HATE SHARING MY FOOD!  When I go out to eat, I plan my whole day around it!  (I obviously don’t eat out as much as these ladies seem to!)  I plan my calorie intake based on the delicious meal I will devour later.  I do not wish to share my dinner.  I also will stab you with my fork if you think you are not gonna order dessert and then take a bite out of mine.  HELL NO!

Things are looking up, though. At least Bethenny and Dorinda bonded over a sample sale, and that’s the first stop on the road to recovery. I hadn’t seen Bethenny that excited in a long time.

It was cute to see both of these “ballers” get that excited over a sample sale.  I imagine they felt like me when I go into Costco and buy a case of Gatorade for $13.99 with a $2 manufacturer’s rebate!  WOOT WOOT!  (My husband has recently announced he is no longer willing to wear clothing I purchase at Costco.  WTF?)

Of course, Bethenny is direct, and she can be aggressive. I think it’s now clear that once Bethenny gets to know someone, she’s all-in, and she’s a fun friend to have. But for me, once when they started to rebrand “widowry,” the party was over.

Um, did Heather miss the first few seasons of this show when Bethenny’s brassness was constantly showcased?  And yes, the rebrand of “widowry” is wrong.  All wrong.  I imagine B wishes she could suck those words back in.

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Kristen Teakman

“B And I Will Never Be Besties”

Kristen jumps on the Carole bandwagon and tells her she doesn’t owe anyone an explanation.

I actually didn’t know that Adam dated Lu’s niece. It seems to me that Carole just fell into this. The feeling is mutual, and I would have to agree it’s a bit awkward to tell Lu too soon. Carole doesn’t even know what’s happening at this point!

Seems to me that if Lu or one of her distant relatives PEES near you, they own you for life.  You cannot date, look at or pee near that person for life.  It’s just that simple and Lu doesn’t understand why we don’t already know this.  As for the birthday party that lacked a “plus one”

I love that Sonja is with her German boy. I think it’s nuts how these women just keep inviting other men as guests–they clearly didn’t get the plus-one only invite. OMG, the young boy not knowing Jordache jeans?! How is that even possible?

I was baffled by the number of guests that appeared to just show up.  Again, I am Middle America or a Northcoaster…you get an invite you assume it is just for yourself unless you are asked to bring a guest.  AND, a guest of a guest would never bring a spare guest.  That would just be wrong.

The phone call with Heather catching up and then finding out that I wasn’t invited was interesting, and very much what happens. Simple question: Gee, why wasn’t I invited? Listen, anytime you are in a group and you are not invited, I don’t care what anyone says, it’s a bummer. I was last with all the girls in the Hamptons. I felt that we had a nice time at Bethenny’s brunch. Last I saw, Bethenny and Ramona had a huge fight.

Maybe the reason these ladies get so upset about not being invited to each other’s events is all about the minutes of airtime?  Kristen has barely been on this season.  I am still so happy that her little Kingsley (the girl, not the dog) is running and playing!  I give Kristen a lot of credit for this.  I am sure this took an insane amount of time dedicated to therapy to get Kingsley to where she needs to be!  I hope to see that little lady running track someday.  And yes, I might get bummed if I am not invited to a birthday party for a person I had met twice, but I would be more bummed at having missed a great meal cause as you all might have guessed, I am a foodie.  Kristen doe mention that she was surprised Ramona and B were able to put aside their argument so quick, but again, Kristen is not familiar with B and how quickly she moves.

(Ramona’s restaurant) This restaurant is in my ‘hood, just a few blocks away, great spot. It’s really funny that Ramona is an investor in a sports bar. WOW things really have changed!  It’s interesting how Ramona says that she did so much for Mario and didn’t realize how much work he was. It’s nice she is taking time for herself, she really deserves it. As she said, “Trying to look on the brighter side.”

I am glad to see Ramona finding positives in this miserable situation although I think Ramona is putting on a good face and spending a lot of time crying in her pillow…and I do not begrudge her that!  In fact, I think she should replace her nightstand with a wine cooler stocked with Ramona Pinot.  She deserves it.

Dorinda and John seem to love each other. But we are seeing so much fighting and bickering. I am betting that the making up for them is fun after the fighting. 

I bet Kristen is SO glad this is not her this year.  She probably should take Dorinda aside and let her know what happens when you air your dirty laundry on Bravo.

Rebranding death. I hear Bethenny, “late husband” does seem weird, but I think it’s better than the alternatives, that’s for sure. When I heard about Anthony’s ashes, I became sooo emotional. I can’t believe it, all that that must have stirred up in Carole all these years later. She told me that he would have gotten a kick out of it all, that’s the kind of personality he had.

I really do love Carole’s personality and how she rolls with the punches.  I do think she has lived a very full life and nothing seems to throw her off.  It seems she has a lot of perspective.

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Dorinda Medley

“Hannah Will Always Be First”

 Mirror mirror on the wall, this one leaves me sad and raw! 

Well, yeah.  I guess this episode would leave Dorinda cringing and wanting to crawl under the covers.  Dorinda addresses the “Were you offended you weren’t invited to the pseudo strip-club birthday party?”  Dorinda assures us she is OK!  She was a little “miffed” at first and then brushed it off.

I’m not going to say I would not have gone if I had been invited, since I know Bethenny probably throws a good party. Listen, Bethenny has a lot on her plate, and I think an event like her birthday crept up and surprised even her, so a lot of this was last-minute with no malintent. Must say, I did love the dancing on the tables bit. We old-school girls take any opportunity to get on a table and dance, it seems. It’s a generational thing, maybe?

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Yes, B has a lot on her plate.  She also has a shitload of minions that do her bidding (did anyone else notice she had a person that dressed her and made sure she had panties???  And again, this old girl (of 42) is not getting on a table.  Never.

Although it was nice of Heather to be concerned for Kristen, I knew there would not a subtle way of relaying the message to Bethenny…in front of an audience. Duh. Heather was trying to be a good friend, and I do feel bad about how Bethenny responded, but let’s face it: Bethenny does not have an open ear for that kind of stuff.


Anyway, not going to the birthday dinner, for me, was like that night I didn’t go to Beautique–it was just another good night’s sleep. I always welcome that with open arms. Besides, the girls were more like babysitters than dates that night, and I just don’t do the cougar thing. Never have, never will. Give a me a middle-aged mountain dog over an overly playful puppy any day. Woof! Hannah knows this and she doesn’t shy away from reminding me.

And I can totally relate!  I love my bed.  Love it.  I would choose a hot bath, good book and bed over just about any night out (unless the night out included delicious food, but even that, I don’t like to eat terribly late (I am a senior citizen at 42 and like to eat before 6 so I can go to bed with an empty tummy and burn some fat while I snooze).  I would never survive in NYC where people eat so late!

  1. The SCENE WITH JOHN! Breathing, breathing, breathing…Let me be very clear about this and get right to the point: Hannah will always be first. Always, always, always.

And I respect her for this.  She is a MOM first.

Here’s the thing…it is sometimes difficult when you date a man that A) Has never been married, and B) Has never had a child. I, on the other hand, have been married throughout my adult life and have been a mommy most of it. I only know motherhood and being a mother, and as a mother, we all know friends come and go, husbands come and go, but your children are forever. They’re God’s gift and form a huge part of your heart. Additionally, they are always your child, no matter how old they get, or how old you get. For life, there’s a protective bond that outlasts everything and everyone. When I’m old and grey (silver grey by John Barrett, thank you very much) and living in Boca (which might actually be Palm Beach, to be honest), Hannah will be there with my Grande Finale Hairspray and Batiste Dry Shampoo to comfort me. (I just hope she remembers the very dirty Grey Goose martini.)

Good for Dorinda for making her priorities and sticking with them.  We can agree or disagree with Dorinda, but I think no one can say she doesn’t love her daughter with all her heart.  Anyone else look up Batiste Dry Shampoo?  I just did!  Sells on Amazon for less than 10 bucks.  I might need to pick up a can.


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359 Responses to Real Housewives of New York Cast Blogs Blogged

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Got up to 89 yesterday. It’s looking good again today. How’s it in your neck of the woods?

  2. designernailsdiana says:

    Good Morning from Minnesota!!! Great day yesterday and Cinco de Mayo will be busy before rain arrives.

    • ladebra says:

      We will send you Mariachi bands if you send us your rain! 💦

    • Powell says:

      Diana I didn’t realize it until I was watching Kelly and Michael. Kelly was saying her FIL makes the best margaritas. His recipe is so good that when they go on vaca at stay at a certain hotel the bartenders ask him to make his famous recipe. I sure would love one of those to celebrate today. I hope you have a fun day. 😊🍹🎊🎊🎺🎸🎶

  3. California35 says:

    Good morning everyone and Feliz Cinco de Mayo 😊
    Thanks Namaste for the recaps on the blogs. Will have to read the rest later, I like Bethenny’s short blogs. Easy and fast to read.

    I usually would just read from some of the ladies, but I will read the rest of them just so I can read your recaps and coments about them 😛 .

    Have a nice day everyone!!

  4. ladebra says:

    I was hearing about the big collapse at Kilawea (sp?) and hoped you were there Veena! When are you going?

    Have you guys tried this site?

    It told me I looked 8 tears younger than I am, so of course I think it’s a great site haha.

    Gotta read you blog tonight Namaste, but thank you for giving your time and talents 👍

  5. not THAT Jill says:

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Did this girl ever take an English class?

    • mrs peabody says:

      Sounds like someone is not happy today

      • jezzibel says:

        Her castmates probably read Kits recap of her crapcast here. I imagine most of them are entirely too busy doing stuff with their lives and families to devote an hour to listen to her lies and delusions

    • Amber says:

      Looks like it’s all about saying anything for attention. She’s even making the PodcastOne rounds and it’s reading on twitter as if she is a guest on at least one podcast a day.

      After watching and learning about the Bethenny Clause:
      … It now makes sense why there is no mention of Housewives on the Brandi wine website “About” page. I guess if it’s mentioned, Bravo gets a cut of the action.

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        That was the rumor on why Danielle got the ax. She took on a business project, her porn tape without Bravo permission and cut them out of the deal while she was a castmate.

    • Well.

      I actually agree with Brandi.

      Lisa showed her ass with that ridiculous STFU tweet, and showed she was listening to the podcast in real time.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        You know what the best about this is?? Brandi didn’t talk about the 2 Lisa’s on her OWN podcast-it was another podcast she was being interviewed on! I guess it doesn’t matter anyway because they didn’t listen to her-people tweeted them and told them what Brandi said….no one (except kit) listens to Brandi’s podcast-especially her CASTmates!! She can tweet like it was her own podcast but everyone can figure out it wasn’t…Brandi is still so dumb!!!

      • not THAT Jill says:

        Lisa R’s tweet was 5 days after Brandi’s latest podcast-no one can listen in real time because the podcast is recorded. Lisa R could have been talking about anyone-Lisa V was talking about Brandi on her twitter b/c someone told her that Brandi brought up the fur closet during her iterview on someone else’s podcast.

        • Powell says:

          Boy oh boy. Booble Bobble Head is SOOOOO jealous of Lisa to bring up her fur closet. Sighhhhh. She’s so dumb. 🙄

    • T-Rex says:

      Guess she got the memo her contract isn’t being renewed and she demanded her twatter handle back from that moronic ghost writer, let’s wait for the obligatory kiddies pictures with sad faces next to empty boxes with little missives about being homeless due to the rich bitches of BHills wanting poor little ole single mother off their precious show. Oh, and so you know her kids now live mostly with their dad, and she has made remarks recently that she has been in their new house and how jealous she is of LeAnnRimesHusbandManCandy’s new digs, so those precious kids have a perfectly wonderful roof over their head!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      There’s a picture she’s standing with Kristen and she looks really bad, like Tawny Katean-bad. Horrible hair and hair face is she’s too done.

    • kit9 says:

      Oh, come on! None of her castmates would sit through her crapcast. Wonder what she’s referring to, though? Is it in fact not HER podcast but Janette Carolla’s where Brandi said disgusting things about LisaR and Harry?

      • not THAT Jill says:

        Yes it was Corolla’s podcast-Brandi is just being her usual dumb self!!

  6. California35 says:

    I think Bethenny likes the spotlight, but that is like saying she likes to be skinny, she lives for them both…So I do agree with you on that. I also believe it is true that she struggles with her birthday. She may not act it anymore, or she may try to ignore by heving more fun and act silly to ignore it. I struggle with some holidays, but I have moved on and try not to think of it or let it ruin the holiday, but It is there in my mind. By the way, her mom has been quiet. Did she see the light? Is she busy with her life? Is she married or single? Did Bethenny have a “talk” with her?

    I like how all are commenting on Hether scooling and Bethenny’s reaction. All say they understand both though. None of them want to be on either one’s bad seide lol except Sonjia who is now over heather and her judging.

    Ramona going into a restaurant (part hers) with her dog. Cute and the restaurant was empty,so she probably thought it was fine. I hope she doesn’t bring her along when There are customers. I love my little dog, and there are plenty of dog friendly places around my place. However I rayher not bring her along. I am sure she appreciates it too 😛. There are so many pet friendly people here and the dogs are well behaved, and mine too, but I rather focus on the company and my food and my conversations, then worry about her being ok or people being ok with her, etc.

    • Powell says:

      Yeah Cali Bs mother has been quiet. Haven’t heard anything. Hmmm. Maybe she’s seen the light. I wonder if she’s met Bryn.

      • California35 says:

        Yeah I have wondered if Bethenny really has kept away from her 100% or she is just distant. What the mother did going to the tabloids, was just NOT cool, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they are not on each other’s lives at all. Any ways, I do wonder though why she stoped bashing Bathenny. I am glad she stoped.

  7. Great recaps Namaste – but Chismo may come after you for being a Square Jaw fan! I loved finding out about the Bethany Clause – very smart, while she is a little grating I have enjoyed her so far this year.

    Ok, now on to the Met Gala – next year why not let the attendees just go naked? I am so sick of all the illusion dresses with delicately placed sequins – sure, many have a good body but I really don’t want to see them anymore. Over it!

    • California35 says:

      Hi SJP, I was thinking that last night after I saw Beyonce. Wow! baba boom!!
      She looks great, what a body! What have I heard!? If you have it you show it, something like that. Sure, fine, but it is too much of that lately. Showing too much. On the other hand, this pcasion is more understandable to dress like that than at the Bravo reunions (Atlanta none-wives), still it is a “Gala”, is that a worn only now?

      • WTF is Anna Wintour thinking about this – of course she was wearing something pretty hideous, but at least I could see some fashion it. This is basically her event and now it has become a glorified peep show.

        • Powell says:

          I liked what she wore for her. It’s her style aesthetic. I like that she’s lightened her hair. It looks great on her. I can’t remember how much but she has a hellified wardrobe, hair, makeup allowance as part of her contract with Vogue. I love the way her daughter Bea dresses. Can you imagine having a mom who has access to everything in the fashion world?

    • The Met Gala was an Asian themed sh*t show.

      I can’t.

    • Powell says:

      I did like some of them. I like Kim Ks. But what I didn’t know until watching Wendy Williams is that Beyonce wore the same dress last yr but in black. So you know Kim knows that. Kim hasn’t been able to develop a friendship w/Beyonce like she wants so did Kim wear the same dress to say I look better than you in the dress or I admire how you looked so I wanted the dress? Kind of a faux pas to me. Actresses don’t like to wear the same dress that another wears to the Oscars so I don’t get why Kim would wear the same dress at such a coveted event. I agree w/Wendy. Kim needs to fire her stylist.
      Sorry didn’t like Amal’s dress. The color looked gorgeous on her. The FIT was flawless but I didn’t like the architecture of it. Solange looked crazy. Rihanna’s train was too dang long. What 3 people had to help her? Puleeze!! 🙄 WTH was on top of SJPs head? Andy was her date again. And Katy Perry’s spray can/paint dress w/her date whose suit was the same. IDK. Was she wearing a wig or is that her hair? A cute short style. I love it.

    • Prince Ali says:

      I like sheer if done in good taste…and this is good taste:

      • not THAT Jill says:

        I LIVE for Met Gala fashion b/c it’s not “real”…it can’t be compared to anything! It’s crazy and over the top and I love it!! The crazier the better! If you are going to the Met Gala you might as well go all out-this is the time to do it!!

        • Bored, they just come off as trying to hard. Makes me think they are insecure instead of tasteful

          • Powell says:

            No they aren’t insecure. It’s one upmanship. They know who their fashion rivals are and they have to out do everyone. Why do you thi Beyonce and Jay-Z were an hour and a half late? So B would be on the red carpet alone. She didn’t have to fight for the cameras. They know what they’re doing. Who can be talked about more on the internet, on entertainment shows, the news and in mags. They are their own brand. They have to keep themselves in the forefront.

        • HuskerHuny says:

          Don’t ‘cha miss Joan Rivers after a big fashion to-do like the Met Gala? I would so love to hear her snark on these get-ups. I wish they would let me cast Fashion Police – I would shake it up for sure!

      • Agreed – this is not a glorified peep show

      • Powell says:

        This is pretty.

    • California35 says:

      Wow that’s some backstory.

    • Powell says:

      Well DANG!! Tamara has good fans giving her the tea. I didn’t know any of that about Kev, Wendy and the employee. Mmm! I don’t get why he went there w/NeNe. Wendy always says this that and the other happened in her career and in her life “but I got a talk show”. So why is he wasting his time on NeNe? Stupid thing to do to me.
      I shouldn’t be surprised about NeNe. She just can’t go and do what she was supposed to do. Very sad. That ego is really going to get her into trouble.
      Diana is her friend that was on I Dream of NeNe. Wow she did that to a guy and spent the child support on herself? $28 grand a month down to $5 grand? Mmm! She’s stupid.

  8. designernailsdiana says:

    Don’t attack me for defending YummyHeather, but remember when she invited everyone to her anniversary and uninvited Leg? Ramotional and GreyGardens didn’t go either? Every so often someone steps on another ho-wife and gets uninvited or left off the guest list (Nay-Nay s1ATL)
    It’s going to happen and they aren’t going to play nice 100% of the time. Who Cares? It’s reality because I know people that leave others off guest lists too and they are not filming a reality show.

    • Wait don’t you mean defending Square Jaw? I think Heather was stirring the drama.

    • Powell says:

      You are so true. I only remembered Heather uninviting Ra to London. Totally forgot about Leg. I didn’t like Heat her for uninviting Ra but I wouldn’t have liked her if she’d invited Leg. Leg was totally insane.
      I don’t get why Beth didn’t invite Pretty. Her excuse was she didn’t know her. Well she didn’t know her and invited her to her brunch in the Hamptons. And she didn’t know Heather or Dorinda but invited them to dinner in NY so that excuse doesn’t cut it. She was getting to know everyone that was new to her. So you invite everyone.

  9. not THAT Jill says:

    Time for the Upfronts…next Thursday for Bravo. I wonder if any Bravolebrities are coming to NY? Rumor has it that Bravo is NOT doing a Summer By Bravo commercial this year(they usually film it around the Upfronts) -I don’t know why!

    • Powell says:

      I didn’t like last summer’s because a circus is not summer to me but I have really enjoyed their past Summer by Bravo commercials.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      I feel like Andy is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly being fazed out as the “face” of bravo

  10. Carolinagirl says:

    Every time I see Square Jaw I think of Jeff Dunham’s friend Ahmed the Dead Terrorist.

  11. stellastars21 says:

  12. T-Rex says:

    OMGosh had to laugh a local talent here said a LOT of designers are wondering when the Met Ball became the red carpet for the AVN awards(I could make you all google this, but I won’t it’s the national awards show for the Porno industry). Someone said if your program covers more of of than your dress, maybe the Met Awards are not for you, LOL!

  13. Powell says:

    Check this out.

  14. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Great job Namaste with the blog recaps!

  15. Powell says:

    Watching Ellen and she talking to a couple of people that have already started the Cinqo celebration. The guy said he first went to a wine bar and then went to Pump. Said he had shots. Ellen asked if he had shots w/shirtless men. He said from what he was told he did. Too funny. 😄

  16. T-Rex says:

    Okay so I did a little digging on the new PeterDoubtinghecanrunaBusinessThomas from yesterday. From the information HE provided, he claims to be opening his coffee shop at 230 Auburn Ave in Atlanta, the picture he chose to use is “photoshopped”, but the last google of the area was in 2014, so we shall see if in the next few months he actually opens something there. The place is teeny, tiny, you wouldn’t be able to sit and enjoy some java, it would be a buy and go, you can google Sweet Auburn Bread Company and see a photo of the exact same type of space, teeny tiny. He had his coffee show, you know like a wine show where no one really shows up, at the Auburn Bread Company and they were mostly outside. Okay, the supposed “New Bar One” that he has pictures of on his instagram, is again a photoshopped. mock up of the outside area, it’s not anywhere near done and it sits directly, and I mean directly next to a highway overpass. You can drive by and literally see down into the courtyard, That Building is at 253 Auburn Ave. There is parking across the street, but the property is for sale, so there is parking for now. The old location used to be a Rave Club, then it was a Sports Club/HookahBar, anything to stay in business bar, etc. Again, we shall see if they actually open, the place is also very small and most of the actual area for the bar is in the outside patio area. You can google the addresses I sent to see the locations.

    • Powell says:

      Yup you got the add. Auburn Ave is what I was going to tell if if I hadn’t deleted it. Yes we shall see if any of it happens. Good work Sherlock! 😀

      • T-Rex says:

        OMgosh so I did a little MORE digging and found the shot wherein he states they just finished the patio, from four months ago, uhm well tell that to the Gay Club that had been a tenant there until January, yep it had been a Drag Bar recently and they did that lattice work and the deck pavers. There are pics from some of the Drag folks that had a show in the patio. Most folks complained on how small the place was that while there is two floors with the bar areas it was very cramped and on Rainy or cold nights you couldn’t use the outside area. Okay here is the kicker you cannot really IMPROVE the building per se, it’s owned by the Historic District Development corporation and they rent it out to prospective business for very little dollars. It’s been about five different bars and they have all failed miserably. Oh, with the exception of the Gay Bar that was there just about six months ago, that did well, but their lease was not renewed. The building is two stories and only 5500 square feet and this apparently includes the offices on premises/

        • Powell says:

          Well T-Rex maybe the work they “finished” on the patio is that they took a water hose to it and washed it down and they are finished. HA!!

  17. stellastars21 says:

    kit9: You are not alone. George Clooney never did anything for me either.

  18. Amber...RealWife says:

    Hello All. Great blog on the blogs.

    Carole. Nauseating at every turn. A old ass millionaire twiglet, going thru a mid-life crisis, dropping acid, riding handlebars of very unkempt personal chefs… I just Fng Can’t!!! Bitch you look like FireMarshallBill. Not sexy and you sound like you drink ground cigarettes in your Sanka. ENOUGH with you. Even a broke, young NYC girl would be MORTIFIED if the guy she was dating showed up in a DrSeuss-like bike. She wouldn’t think it cute to ride on Chef-I-Am’s handlebars on the traffic filled streets of NYC.

    Dorinda. She seems okay. Her daughter is definitely liking the camera. Hope she behaves. As for JohnDaDryCleaner… hmmm something ain’t right. We’ll see.

    Kristen. Brandi’s friend. Annnnooooyyyyiiinnnnnggg!

    LuAnn. So far so good. Haven’t seen her wearing DASBoots this year but it’s only LaborDay. LOL

    Ramona. Glad to see her rebounding from her marriage to Mario. He obviously was dating well before the marriage ended so to see her in the dating scene is fun. She definitely knows how to approach a man and was like a honeypot at that BEAUTIQUE bar. Good for her.

    Heather. Why? WTHell does she think she is trying to reprimand Bethenny, let alone when she’s just meeting her? Like mentioned above, she uninvited Ramona to London but is going to make a federal case of B not inviting to virtual strangers to a BDay party. Loved it when B told her that she was a Plus1. Way to take the winds out of pompous sails B!

    Bethenny. I was a former fan who invested in her first books. I was over it. Just when I think I was out, this skinny bitch just pulls me back in. I had really had it with her crying, never satisfied, poor little rich bitch, my life is so unhappy routine. I was ready to snark heavily when she did the i’m homeless bit and then…. the talking heads started and the SkinnyGirlChorus went into full effect. Unlike FireMarshallCarole, who tries to come across as an outside observer, Bethenny gets in there commenting, dissecting and explaining it to us as an insider. I actually LOL several times during her THs. She got me. I’m keeping my purse strings tight but she’s got me back.

    • California35 says:

      Funny post 😛😊😉 and I see your points.

      And she pull you back in lol 😛 thay is funny! I am glad you are still a fan.
      I have never left her fan side, but I do understand she is not everyone’s cupatea. She does and says some things that make you go “oh no!!” Lol but thatbis who she is and has always been lol

      I’m enjoying Ramona being single, is she acting, is she trying, who cares, I want herself to enjoy herself. I said this before, I just hope she doesn’t turn into a Sonja.

    • T-Rex says:

      Woot Woot the “B is Baacck” Bench is getting longer and longer, (slides over for anyone coming on back to the bench). I just love the fact she doesn’t really lie, she tells it like it is and she is not about the BS. Look I know everyone will harp on the Homeless issue, get over it, it was a joke! It goes back to when TheLunaticZarin called her homeless years ago and that’s why she had to stay with her in the Hamptons. I get her jibe on that, she spent two years and oodles of her money to build an apartment that her lousy ex now resides in. He did the “squatters” rights game of “chicken” with her until she couldn’t take it any more and moved out. She is living in a rental that she doesn’t “feel” is her home, now can we just move on.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Amber, you’re on fire!! 🔥🔥
      I really like your take on all the ladies!! 😆

    • Barb (Just wondering in Jersey) says:

      Das boots… love it!

  19. stellastars21 says:

    OMIB: I got to read your post about how to stay healthy and be good to your body/skin. I wish I had the will power. Actually I dont. I wish I had the results without the work. That is INSANE I know but I can’t help it. Lol. I’m like Kim Z like that. I don’t have the money for beauty aides but if I did oh boy I’d do so many of them. Not necessarily plastic surgery but instant weight loss/ lipo would be one plastic surgery procedure I couldn’t resist. And yes I’m one of those obnoxious people that is skinny but my weight that I’m gaining is distributing in the wrong places. I used to have abs. Now I have a food baby. 😜. I ran into an old coworker last week and as I was talking to him he all of a sudden reached out and pinched my stomach and said “Is someone becoming distinguished?” Lol. You’d have to know him to know he’s the rare type that can get away with that because of his personality.

  20. kit9 says:

    Warning/Apology..there will be 3 1/2 Brandi Podcasts coming up very soon. 1 and 1/2 I drug azz getting through because I was bored to tears and two new ones-one with Kristen and another with comedian Josh Wolf.

  21. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    I watched access Hollywood yesterday and Kristen was on.
    Meany was on Meredith V Show also

    NOT Kristen but Kat and billy (?) said that Kristen was not invited because of the high school issue of the “prettiest” girl at the party.

    I see some point there.

    Taking my excedrin. Have my earplugs. I’m all set.

    • Hmm, she is not the “pretty”…

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        Kristen ? I feel like objectively she is quite pretty if not the most beautiful of the cast.

        Maybe just me

        • Powell says:

          That’s how I’d describe her too. All the NY ladies are very attractive, pretty. IMO none are beautiful.

        • I disagree with our fave Powelly – I think NY has the least attractive cast so if you want to say Pretty is the prettiest – ok, but that isn’t saying much.

          • Exit4 says:

            Interesting….I’d put it in a tie with NJ. Minus Dina and Melissa Gorga. Theresa is much more attractive in person then on TV-she’s much softer looking. Not as harsh. But her look isn’t for everybody. I’ve seem Ramona in person as well and even though i don’t like her, I will admit she’s beautiful in person. I was surprised how attractive she was-good genes or good docs!! Or good habits.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I gotta give it to Luann. She looks great!

      • T-Rex says:

        I agree, to me she isn’t this pretty princess she likes to think she is, she is attractive, but she is not the prettiest, she is possibly the dumbest housewife on the NY cast, so if she wants to say she wasn’t invited because she’s stupid, well that makes more sense

    • Powell says:

      So they think because Kristen is the “prettiest” B didn’t want her at her party?

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        Kristen never even brought that up as an equation – she never seems to focus on that and deflects graciously if anyone brings up her looks. (Too many moles though 😣😣)

        Litralee it was the other two who are very frick and frack. I only watch them on the soup being made fun of usually.

        • Powell says:

          I have lots of moles. Not large like Kristen though. I need to have some removed. It’s not inexpensive. Hereditary for women in my family.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          So let me get this straight, Kristen said she was the prettiest and that’s why. B didn’t invite her . Lol I’m just messing with you. 🙂

      • T-Rex says:

        OMgosh, how moronic, B would never CARE about whether she was pretty or not, egads! Look she doesn’t know nor care about her at that point, and again Kristen is NOT the brightest bulb in the lamp, she isn’t even engaging or frankly a doorstop would be better at a party. Sorry she is dull and can’t hold a candle mentally to the other ladies of NY. Maybe OC is more her speed.

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          I’m with you however I don’t find Kristen a complete moron. I think she stays quiet among the monster crazies around her group – the scorpios and Fire signs – who are bat$hit at times.

          I’m super expressive like her and make “faces” so I have to control myself.

          I have friends who appear dim or dumb to people but in reality are just soaking $hit in.

          • T-Rex says:

            i remember that her own husband said she wasn’t very bright, he got shit for it last season and had to clarify, so i really do not think she can handle herself with these women. We shall see

            • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

              Well cool if she can’t handle – maybe that makes her the most “REAL” and relatable among all HWs! 😀

              • Or does it make totally boring and forgettable? Ding, ding, ding I think she wins for most boring

                • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

                  I guess – shrug emoji.
                  I feel like I’ve heard complaints of “boring” RHs on other franchises but then also being called “realistic”

                  We don’t all want foghorns. Like meany or JZ ……

                  Different strokes 🏊🏾

  22. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:


    Is everyone ok !!????
    Ie …. MY MAGGIE …..

    • Powell says:

      I told you I have dibs on Maggie. Do we have to fight about this?! 👊 😉

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        Oh em gee — when did this occur ? I could have sworn I always laid 1st claim to her ?! (After her immediate blood family and friends and people she knows IRL) 😜

        • Powell says:

          Since day 1. Where have you been? 😏😊

          • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

            Ok I’m sorry Powell.
            …… We’ll duke it out 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

            • Powell says:

              Hahaha. JNNTJ is gonna think we are nuts and put a double lock on her door. 😬😆

              • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

                I’m already running into her husband’s — who IM ALLOWED TO CALL “KEV” — firehouse and scream that I love Maggie and she’s mine ALL MINE !

              • Exit4 says:

                After I accidentally cracked called her iPad, she had to change her number so she may have already gotten the locks done as a precaution! Lol

                • not THAT Jill says:

                  OMG Exit!! That was so funny! We both panicked!! Hahahahaha

                  • Exit4 says:

                    I know! I didn’t know what to do! And guess what? Dominic did it to PP!!!!! So once again I had to apologize for a crank-I’m 42 and not Brandi for Gods sake!

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Everyone is fine and dandy!! Maggie is perfect and I’m packing her bags so she is all ready when Auntie Chis or Auntie Powell (who ever gets here first) comes to pick her up!!! Whoever has the most make up and the cutest shoes will win her heart!!
      Been very busy with parties -three communions this past weekend! Mothers Day this weekend and two more communions and a christening in Boston the following weekend! So busy with fun things so I’m not complaining!!

      • Powell says:

        Uh Oh! I think it’s gonna he a death match then. 😆😆😆
        That’s fun. I’m sure the kids had a great time being the center of attention. Busy busy month for your family. 🙂

  23. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the new trashbags from secrets and wives will be here ….

    Everyone here looks and sounds like them anyway 📣📣📣📣📣😫🎺🔊🔊

  24. SerenaNYC says:

    It looks Bobble has been making the press rounds lately in attempt to get re-signed on another RHOBH season. I wonder if they’ve asked the other women back yet and when they start filming. I’m guessing Lisa R and Eileen will both be back. Very curious about what they’ll do with Kim and Bobble…

    • Powell says:

      Hmm. T-Rex said LR and Eileen have been asked back.

      • T-Rex says:

        Even MzAndy made it very clear he wanted ThatTrampWeLOVEEileen back and LypsLisa, contracts already sent, and of course TheRoyalVpump will be back if she wants to be. YoloLymon is back in any capacity she wants, and VileKyle, word is a former Ho-wife MAY return, and weird word on the street is that MzAndy is BEGGING Denise richards to join the show, no word on whether she will do it, but her really wants her and he has been asking her for years.

  25. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    Ok going to charge this stupid phone for a while.

    I can’t take the HORN next to me ! 🔨🔪📢📢📢📢

  26. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    I’ve decided I’m going to pretend to fall asleep. And “dream” of this discussion

  27. Powell says:

    Well I didn’t pay attention to everything at Bs BD party because I didn’t see Frederick and Derrick.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      Yes they were there !

      I love Fred !!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘💙💙💙💙💙

  28. Orson says:

    I had a thought earlier today about RHOA and Nene. Perhaps they’re giving her that show with Kim as a way of easing her out of RHOA? It’s not like she’s really done more than phone it in the last 2 seasons anyway. And when the show with Kim goes South, the rich bitch is on her own. Or at least, Bravo is rid of her.

  29. Powell says:

    HAHA!!! “WTF is she talking about?” B that’s what we’ve been wondering for yrs and yrs now. 😆😆😆

  30. Amber...RealWife says:

    Spoke too soon… DasBoot is Back baby! RHONY

  31. Powell says:

    Have y’all ever watched Martin? Martin and his friends could never figure out where their friend Tommy worked. So when Tommy would say something about his job, Martin and their friends would say, “Man you AIN’T got no job!”. So when Sonja said the other ladies keep asking her about her businesses because they are trying to figure out what she’s doing it just makes me want to say, “Sonja you AIN’T got no businesses!” HA!! She already had Bs eyes glazing over. I’ll say one thing for B. She at least was able to nail down Sonja’s “business”. Heather nor Ramona have ever been able to help her nail it down. I’m SO looking forward to seeing Sonja’s “perfume” in Barney’s. 😏

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      The only thing I did get — haven’t watched yet- is about how Sonja mentioned maybe only Harrods caddying it.
      (Though everyone asked B tonight about Sonja )

      That’s how Jennifer Maniston’s perfume sells.

      Sonja doesn’t just come up with this out of thin air- as airy as she is.

      All the perfumes that are super high class that I can’t afford are really only exclusively sold in one or two stores.

      • Powell says:

        But Sonja said she wanted it to be like high end but affordable. So it wouldn’t be exclusive.

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          I don’t believe the Harrods Jen perfume is thaaaaaat exclusive.

          Even things sold at just one “chain” can be sort of exclusive in a way ……


  32. T-Rex says:

    Ohmygod, NO MORE KRISTEN, good god, I was right she is boring and coming off as dumb, maybe that’s what Bravo wants to portray, but enough. UGH

  33. Pretty is on, I am going to sleep, no ambien needed….

  34. T-Rex says:

    OMG DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja is promoting her NON EXISTENT clothing line, emperor has no clothes is a great example, and she was NOT A MODEL IN MILAN, ugh, she isn’t even tall enough to be a MILAN model! Maybe she modeled drinks in a bar, but that would be it.

  35. What is Grey Gardens talking about? She is too short to have been a model. Delusional

  36. The f’ing toaster again?!? And the movie producing that was produced. OMG – delusional

    • T-Rex says:

      I LOVE how she lied and said that she had a buyer lined up and distribution but that it all fell through, uhm, you had NONE of that, you didn’t even have a PRODUCT, you had a BOX, a freakin cardboard BOX, with a Sexy J, that took you months to create

      • Makes absolutely no sense! I can’t take her, I am going to start muting the tv when she is on. Enough with the sexual innuendos- over it

      • Orson says:

        Here’s what struck me as off with that whole box fiasco… look, when I bought my last microwave (sure, it’s not a toaster oven, but the difference isn’t important, you’ll see), I didn’t decide by looking at the box. I looked at the microwaves on display on the shelf and looked at the cards that told me the prices and specs on each one. And every other kitchen appliance I’ve bought, I’ve shopped for in the same way. Unless I want to know some specification that’s not on the card, I don’t care what’s printed on the box.

        Is it just me? I’m a guy, is there a gender linked shopping gene that I just lack? You can be honest with me, I can take it.

        • T-Rex says:

          That’s where you realize just how delusional she really is to think a box sells an appliance. In the world of Walmart and Bed bath beyond you never even see the box accept to make sure serial number matches the display. In addition more folks
          Shopping Amazon or even QVC or HSN you never see the box. These clothes are the same I guarantee in six months that venture will be over then I guess she will be stuck trying to shill Howife wine.

  37. Powell says:

    B there’s NO retailers!. NO manufacturer!! There’s NO Sonja Morgan line. 😆😆😆😆

  38. Powell says:

    HA!! No toaster toasting toast and NO manufacturer!! Sonja’s team is either fake or they’re as delusional as Sonja and maybe they took acid. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  39. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    Hey I’m EATING SALMON SALAD .,….. From whole foods !!!!!

    Isn’t that what KiRi went kookoo about at whole foods ?

  40. Holla let it go, why engage with someone who is nuts?

  41. T-Rex says:

    Ohmygosh, she didn’t invite LumanDeLeHubcaps and StHeatheroftheTwear weren’t invited to her showroom because they would know her non-existent clothing line is a figment of her imagination.

  42. T-Rex says:

    Ohmygod CALL BELLVUE for a 5150 stat, did she just state she doesn’t LIE, She really has something seriously mentally wrong!!

  43. ramonacoaster says:

    I forgot B had a shape wear line.

  44. Powell says:

    Check out Sonja’s Twitter. She’s saying she has a line.

    • Orson says:

      Well, she has a website with a lot of photos of models wearing clothes. It’s more than Sheree had.

  45. Pretty, you weren’t there so get over Bethany. Hola pushed about her invite so Bethany was only guilty of honestly answering Hola.

  46. T-Rex says:

    Omgod this party is ANNOYING!! This is so damn stupid DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja is completely DRUNK OFF HER ASS! Then CraggyBitchRamona is being so freakin needy. Dorinda needs to realize that you just can’t with these two drunks!

    • I bet Square Jaw is glad she missed this party. Crazy Eyes just annoys me.

    • That “hurtful” diss between Ramona and Sonja seemed pretty staged, to me. I’d bet money they came up with that beforehand. Otherwise, they got NOTHING going on at that party, other than the very pervy “sandwich” involving Dorinda’s boyfriend, which also looked totally for the cameras.

      And made me gag.

      I thought this episode was pretty bad.

      But didn’t Sonja have an actual “runway” showing during fashion week or something? Probably like off-off-off-off Broadway, held in a small, rented space somewhere? I remember seeing Sonja in that red jumpsuit or suit that was very ill-fitting, showing her boobs or some such?

  47. Powell says:

    Check out her website. Oh SNAP y’all. There are clothes. Maybe this is legit. $500s, $1,000s. 😱 Or did she slap her name on an existing line?

    • You won’t be notified of shipping date until after order. Sounds like a bait and switch.

    • T-Rex says:

      It wasn’t there a week ago. Oh and no way those items sell for the prices she has on there, remember the overpriced HoofMaloofShoes, yeah, they didn’t sell either. Oh and if you don’t have a distribution with a store you will not make it. And Yes she slapped her name on other folks actual work

    • ramonacoaster says:

      That’s surprising there are prices listed. I checked it out this morning and it said on most of the clothing items coming soon and no prices. I hope this won’t end in another lawsuit.

    • kit9 says:

      Wow, this is new. As of just two weeks ago, she was on WWHL and people tweeted in saying they couldn’t order and she admitted there was no stock yet and the dress she was wearing was a sample.

      • Powell says:

        Why the hell have a website you can’t order from. She just lost potential buyers that night. See Sonja isn’t serious.

        • T-Rex says:

          And PAYPAL seriously they list PAYPAL! Guess they anticipate having to send those samples straight to EBAY when no one buys anything

    • Exit4 says:

      I saw this after I posted below (and I only perused the dresses) so scratch what I said! If this is her price point you can forget about OPR. I was only half watching-but when I hear “affordable luxury” that to me is a $200 maximum price point. If she’s trying to market to what she believes is her social group-they don’t need affordable luxury. They can kill themselves at sample or seasonal sales and get the good stuff, if they want to budget. So scratch the upscale market for this stuff. Affordable luxury is what middle class people want. There’s a reason Lilly and Missoni etc. sold out at Target in 2 seconds. Same with the pocket collections designers do for H & M. God bless her for trying-but she’s a Real HW, her million plus market is us, really. I have a couple nice basics that I spent good money on-but the only time I spent $1000+ on a dress was when I got married. Her collection is confusing to me!

      • kit9 says:

        Agree! It is way too expensive. To spend a grand on a dress, people will go to real designers.

        • T-Rex says:

          I think they are so expensive too because they are not actually made yet, they need a to sell a “lot” or “grouping” so that they can get them actually manufactured it looks like

        • Exit4 says:

          Exactly! My one friend-and I cannot recall the name of the site at this moment-has actually rented very nice designer dresses for events. She tried it on a whim for a wedding-had a good experience and has done it multiple times. It’s kind of like bag, borrow or steal…and it works out, the money she spends on the rental dress is less then buying one she’ll never wear again anyway. There’s too many options in this category for her to succeed. I think in Sonjas head, going down market is embarrassing for her, she can’t get out of her own headspace. Jessica Simpson is a billionaire because she marketed correctly.

      • Powell says:

        Sonja is confusing T-Rex. She’s all over the place. I guess those people are working for free. How can you pay salaries when no money is coming in? Sighhhhh

        • T-Rex says:

          Powelly, I think these are folks, similary to the wine business, and the squeezemelo people that have their own design firm and and were looking for a “name” to attach to their clothing line, that they had already produced samples for. I don’t believe that DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja is being paid one DIME for the work she has put in, which is why BethennyBallBuster was Busting her balls about the financial side of that company.

  48. not THAT Jill says:

    • kit9 says:

      Oh, hell yes!

    • T-Rex says:

      Not only is THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi is NOT listed, neither is SuperUberSpoiledStassitheBrat is also NOT listed.

    • Not many from BH and Kristen from VR – interesting

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        Yeah barely any from BH.


        LOVE 💙💜that Andy is considered “star”. Poor baby ! Always wanted front of the camera not behind and on steps of the Met not behind the ropes. How adorable. 😏😼

        How nice of Barf to grace her low down costars with her presence !!!!! They should feel SOOOOO hashtag####blessed🙌🏾

        • T-Rex says:

          Chisy if what I am hearing is true, they are adding TWO Ho-Wives to BHills and they are keeping it hush hush as long as they can! One is possibly a Former Ho-wife and the other is supposed to be someone fairly famous, we shall see. The reason TheTrampWeLoveEileen isn’t there is that she is filming and couldn’t reschedule to be at the upfronts!

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      BRIELLE ??????


    • Orson says:

      Kim Richards isn’t on the list too, but there could be another reason for that. But I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

  49. Exit4 says:

    Oh Sonja-Bergdorfs wouldn’t touch your clothes with a 10 foot pole. Or Barneys. IF and that’s a big IF she ever brings a line to the manufacturing stage-it will IPPHO be sold to people like Ramona. She’s called a Jobber. They buy past seasonal items, discontinued items, irregulars and unsold vanity projects like this. Then they’ll sell to off priced retailers. Or the entity that has the license for her products (like what chris laurita did) could sell it off to an OPR. If anything comes of it-the Sonja Morgan collection will be at your local TJ MAXX. Which isn’t a bad thing-the goal is to sell. She would have been better trying for QVC because that’s really what her target market is.

    • Powell says:

      QVC, HSN, Shop TV, etc. But Sonja keeps living this pipe dream. Her daughter will be out of college by the time Sonja really does something.

      • Exit4 says:

        I just posted above that she’s basically blown a big opportunity. She has a market. Sell to that market, succeed in that and build from there.

  50. not THAT Jill says:

  51. kit9 says:

    This is getting interesting!

    • kit9 says:


      • Powell says:

        Oh BOY!!! 😵

      • Holy crap, it is getting dirty. Ouch! Have the NY chicks been taking lessons from BH?

        • Orson says:

          And the gloves come off. Remember, Luanne has always been a bit ticked off at Carole because Princesses outrank Countesses.

      • ramonacoaster says:

        This is pure conjecture but I wonder if Carole got Luann’s sloppy seconds. Why else be so touchy about Carole dating her chef?

        • T-Rex says:

          Oh, I highly doubt that, in my opinion, I think CountlessLuMandeLEHubcaps is just uber jealous of Carole, and she is one bitter hypocritical bitch because didn’t some of the Ho-wives and half the upper west side use HarryHumpsALot as a sexual ping pong last season, and I guess for several years now. I think she’s pissed that Carole could GET that chef to look twice at her and the CountlessLuMandeLEHubcaps could not!

          • Well, I do imagine that the niece would be a bit of a barrier for Luann, even if she would have sprang on Adam like a cougar otherwise. Maybe she’s miffed that Carole doesn’t have that issue, not being related or BFFs with the niece?

            I am enjoying the Twitter throwdown, though, as this season is becoming a bit of a snooze–maybe that’s why Beth fell asleep mid-dinner?

            I noticed Kristen mentioned she also has enlisted an intern to work for her now, so I imagine it’s SOP for HWs at this point. I often see “supporters” on gossip sites/blogs who are a bit tooooo vigorous in their attacks on naysayers regarding one or another HW, so I think–intern?

  52. Powell says:

  53. Powell says:

    • kit9 says:

      Wow, this is going to be good!

    • T-Rex says:

      Crap I fell asleep during that boring Newlyweds show, seriously I was OUT by the first commercial, I have fallen asleep a few times during this show before, these couples are sweet but BORING. How was Radzi on the show, and oh, how can DrunkDelusionalGreyGardensSonja take credit for that when folks have been calling her this for years, oh yeah, she is CRAZY and fallen off the proverbial ROCKER

      • Ha Newlyweds put me to sleep too. I dvr’d it but haven’t had a chance to watch.

        • not THAT Jill says:

          Newlyweds is dreadful-I do not like or care about any of the couples! Not on likable pair in the group!!

      • kit9 says:

        She looked really great. And, of course, she and Luann went at it on the show. Carole ripped Luann, saying she’d never said an original or witty thing before. She also said that the niece and Adam were broken up for a year before she met Adam and that they remained friends and that the niece is dating another man…She also said she didn’t give two chits about what Luann thought of her or words to that effect

        • T-Rex says:

          SO, CountlessLuManDeLEHubcaps is on the outs with SEVERAL of the HoWives this season, guess we have to stay tuned on what happens. I have to agree with Carole on the whole Cook isssue, he wasn’t married to her niece, he wasn’t even in a serious relationship with her, they were “casually” dating and then he broke up with her, so what if the niece liked him more than he liked her, that’s LIFE, get over it. It’s not like he left the niece for Carole. UGH, it’s a small dating pool in NYC, and CountlessLuManDeLEHubcaps needs to get over it. UHM, isn’t see just HUGELY hypocritical because didn’t she BANG FauxLegViva’s ex-husband and didn’t she BANG him while he was banging another Ho-Wife and a couple of other friends they all have in common.

          • kit9 says:

            LeHubcaps? Rofl! Oh, man, great point about Lu and ol’ Harry! Also, she didn’t seem too upset about the Carole/Adam thing on the show. Annoyed, yeah, but nowhere near the anger she’s putting out there on Twitter. I guess we’ll have to see how it develops on the show.

  54. Powell says:

  55. Powell says:

  56. Powell says:

    OMG some excellent tweets tonight. 🙂

  57. California35 says:

    Kristen dressing on the street??!!? Sorry, no.
    Is she trying to be Courtney? (From C loves Dallas)

  58. California35 says:

    Sonja does have a team!!! That’s a lot of people, is this a company that exists already, but she is giving her name (and Bravo/TV exposure) ?? What are they celebrating with the champagne?
    Bethenny said it right, she was there to see the “business” part of it not the fashion and distributions, and to hear Sonjia’s life story hahaha hay poor Sonjia.

  59. California35 says:

    What’s wrong with these ladies!? Picking on Ramona, picking in to her top to see her breast?? They would not let it go, including the Countess. Before that they were picking on Sonjia, why were they not invited to the showroom, they want to know, they want to see, bla bla bla….

    Ok is this almost over??!

    John grabing Sonjia dn Kristen, isn’ Josh there? kristen is a married woman? He is taken. Any ways… Is this over yet? 😛

    … This is still better than other RHWives…so Im not done with it.

    Not enough Bethenny…. 😕 too much Heather…all thenothers have soemthing else, but Heather is just so intense about … Nothing.

    Ok, i know I am talking to myself…. See you tomorrow.

  60. kit9 says:

    Clearly this isn’t Luann…

  61. not THAT Jill says:

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:



      This is so lame. PR 107. Desperado.
      Contracts are out. YOURE OUT! 🔪👊🏼🔫🔫🔫

    • T-Rex says:

      Couple of things JR is a “junior” associate, he isn’t even one of the Main realtors, and I highly doubt VileKyle will be worrying about running into THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi especially since it looks like she has been “fired” or “retired” from the BHillsHo-Wives. Oh, and the yacht isn’t HIS yacht it’s a YACHT they rented/borrowed for the day, ugh, get the facts straight! And like you said UGH on the father figure nonsense, they have a father, they spend MOST of their time WITH their father, they need a Mother figure, oh way they have that with LeAnn.

  62. ladebra says:

    Sometimes I feel like this

  63. SerenaNYC says:

    Hey T-Rex as usual your sources are right! Vince confirms Eileen will be back next season here!

  64. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    Oh not important but since we love them SOOOOOOOOO

    the 👢👢👢👢👢👢👢👢s the un-“basic” countless was wearing to the salon with Dorinda are not “THEEEEEE” boots of the past 30 seasons of RHONY.

    Different ones.

    “Basic” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Like Lu would ever know what that meant.

    Still find it shady Carole dating this kid. And the niece’s Instagram is full of pics of him – but I can’t confirm what the main fight is – whether they dated back to back or what.

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