Brandi Glanville Podcast Let’s Just Say “Ewww” Together plus Real Housewives of Melbourne – Twitter Fight

Brandi Glanville Podcast by Kit9

Guest: Dennis Hof, pimp, of Bunny Ranch, HBO show Cathouse and his girlfriend, Chrissie, Bunny Ranch prostitute; former pornstar Ron Jeremy.

Ron Jeremy, famous for his huge penis, has “murdered” many women’s vaginas, according to Brandi. Dennis has a book, The Art of Pimp, coming out. Dennis thinks the book industry isn’t what it used to be, quality wise. Brandi, agrees, saying every celebrity has a book out and they’re ghost written “garbage.”

Queen of Scorned Women, Brandi, as she has in the past, blames women for their husbands leaving them when Dennis asks what women are doing in the bedroom to make their man happy. “Not enough, I’ll tell you that with the divorce rate,” she says. “Exactly,” agrees pimp Dennis (no word on what men are doing to keep their wives happy).

Late comic Andy Kaufman frequented the Bunny Ranch (I really wish I could unknow that. Loved Andy. I remember watching him on SNL as a little kid!) Dennis once had a promotion to give winning grandpas free services at the Ranch. Three grandpa’s won the prize but one died having dinner at the Ranch before he ever got to the sex.

Their latest promotion is Hookers For Hillary (I’m sure Hillary is thrilled). Apparently, Dennis’ magazine featured a cover with two of his girls and Bill Clinton (I’m sure Hillary was thrilled). Chrissie says that Obamacare allowed the girls at the Ranch to get health insurance and it’s one reason they’d support Hillary. “Legal prostitutes-before that they had to pay out of pocket.” “That’s a big deal to them. They pay their taxes like everyone else. If it was illegal, I’d understand.”

Dennis doesn’t provide a health care plan to the prostitutes at the Ranch. The girls are like independent contractors. Dennis says the average girl at the Ranch work just a week a month and make six figure salaries. Top earners make a half million a year. Dennis claims they weren’t allowed to buy insurance at any price because he says the industry is ignorant and lumped together his girls with illegal prostitutes even though it’s legal in Nevada (huh?)

Brandi asks if men have to show “papers” confirming that they’re disease free to get service at the ranch. No. The girls are pretested before working at the Ranch. And, then blood tested weekly after that. They also use condoms. Dennis claims that 1 in 4 young girls have an STD in America so he no longer “dates civilian girls” (Kit claims that 1 in 4 hideous fat old pimps have STD’s in America).

Are there different prices for different girls? The girls set their own prices according to sex act. Prices can range from 3 hundred to a million, Chrissie says. Does Dennis have trouble finding girls? He claims he gets a thousand girls a month applying for work at his Ranch (why don’t I believe a thing this man says?).

Brandi is looking over a Bunny Ranch Menu and asks if all the girls featured “are actually at the Bunny Ranch because they’re very attractive”(lol! Key word here being ‘actually’). Dennis claims they are. Several of the girls were in Hustler and Penthouse. One was in Marie Claire, he says.

Dennis describes the Ranch as being like a resort. They have a chef and a full time trainer. Brandi would rather have her husband go to a prostitute than have an emotional relationship with another woman. Chrissie says men go to the Ranch, then go home to their wives who they love. Brandi says that her husband cheated but it wasn’t about her (unlike those women Brandi blames for their husbands leaving them). The Ranch gets couples as well as single men.

Brandi believes men are animals. “They think like animals. It’s just sex to them.” Ron Jeremy says women are catching up on that front and says that the term “boytoy” is used more now where it didn’t exist before. Chrissie says that a man can have the hottest girlfriend in the world but still seek out sex with “a disgusting’s so gross.” Former madam, Heid Fleiss, once told Dennis that men will “fuck mud.” Brandi thinks men will “fuck down” because it’s easier for them while Dennis thinks they want variety.

Ron Jeremy plays Brandi Happy Birthday on his harmonica. Brandi asks if the girls have different prices. Yes, again. Chrissie says a man once paid her $3,000 just to pray for her. There was no actual sex but he asked to masturbate on her clothes (not clear if that’s before or after he prayed for her). “That’s a fucked up mother fucker,” Brandi says. Chrissie had another man pay her $20,000 for her feet and to act out a scene from Twilight. “It was really weird.”

Brandi believes if California made prostitution legal there would be a lot less divorce. She thinks marriage is an “old fashioned” idea and tells her gay friends to be careful what they wish for. Brandi and Chrissie talk about the double standard men have when it comes to 3 ways. Brandi would have liked to have a 3 way with two men but that her ex wouldn’t do it. “That’s just sick,” he’d say.

Dennis believes his show has helped change sexual attitudes in America. Dennis claims he has a professor that is going to work at the Ranch and many of his girls work at the Ranch to pay off school loans. Brandi wants to know if Dennis has a “Dude Ranch” for women. He had plans to do it with Heidi Fleiss but she got in trouble and ended up on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Brandi talks about a gay strip bar in LA called Big Fat Dick where they have a nightly big dick contest. Ron Jeremy says he asks his gay friends “if they were born that way or sucked into it”*crickets* (Ron throws out dopey jokes like this a couple of times and Brandi flat ignores him). Brandi believes that everyone is “gay for pay.” “There are those guys that will do anything for a buck.”

Brandi, again (again), puts the responsibility for philandering men on women saying, “I think it’s important for women..if you’re in gym clothes all day and you don’t put makeup on and you’re not trying and you’re only having sex on your back, he’s gonna look elsewhere.” She suggests doing it in the car or out in public. Wear an apron with nothing on underneath in high heels while cooking dinner, she suggests. “There’s nothing more attractive to a man than that” (this idea is grosser to me than the praying masturbator).

“If the majority of women just got their head around it, like they’re so prim and proper, I think that there would be a lot less cheating,” Brandi says (I really hope Brandi’s legion of scorned women listen to her podcast!). Dennis asks her opinion about the sex lives of her cast mates on the show. Brandi says that she and Yolanda talk about it and that “she’s sick right now” but David is “freaky for sure” and they “do fine.” She can’t picture anyone else on the show having sex.

Brandi’s tried to bring it up with them but they “all act shocked” and say they don’t do that. “I try to bring it up to shock them (no!) to talk about something interesting. And then they say, “she’s so crass!” Chrissie says that people from back home in Michigan are so conservative and shocked by what she does (well, I’m from Las Vegas and I’m shocked).

Chrissie’s mother was a Southern Baptist and doesn’t like what Chrissie does. When Chrissie met Dennis she was 23 and had only had sex once. She had been with a boyfriend for 3 years and thought she’d marry him. He was a preacher’s son and they had sex once and then had to repent for it. She’s 26 now and Brandi quips that she’s made up for lost time. “Definitely,” says Chrissie.

Male strip clubs don’t turn Brandi on. Brandi and Chrissie both hate dick pics. And, Brandi won’t send pics of her “down under” to men. “Just the top of it but not all up in it,” she says. Then Chrissie, THE HOOKER, says she doesn’t like graphic photos of women “spread eagle.” “I hate that”, she says. “It’s kinda gross,” adds Brandi. Chrissie agrees,”When I see girls on Twitter, like porn stars, like spread eagle..that’s so trashy!” she says, “I hate’s really gross when girls, like, show every detail.”

Let that sink in for just a mo’ as I try to keep my head from exploding.

They talk the trouble people have gotten into sexting, like Anthony Weiner. Brandi says politicians are probably the worst offenders and need to go to the Ranch. Dennis says they do. The beauty of the Ranch, Dennis says, is they can do it with anonymity. The girls sign contracts and he says they’d keep them in court for the rest of their lives if they broke them and went public.

Dennis talks about the perks of living in Nevada-no taxes, guns, drinking and gambling 24 hours a day and “hips, lips and fingertips” (eww) at the Bunny Ranch. Brandi had never heard that charming saying before and thinks it’s cute. Brandi talks about her “stripper nails,” prompting Jeremy to mention that porn stars always have one finger with a short nail (beyone eww). Chrissie implores men to clip their nails. “it hurts!” (not as much as listening to this podcast).

Ron just shot a documentary about his life and his recent heart surgery. He has the same condition as the late John Ritter. Brandi says that at her last (latest) house warming party, one of her friends took off her top and started running around. “Imagine housewives and cameras and they’re, like, all mortified…so I’m like, let’s do it! I started to take off my shirt and my BF said no way! And, I’m like, you’re the fucking fun police.” “It’s just the women are like, ‘oh she’s trash.’ I’m not, I’m just fun..I always have fun.. my girlfriends and I, no matter where we go, we are the party. And, people like to talk poorly about it.”



Starring the RHOMelbourne

by Reality_Bytes

I am not usually terribly awake when I stumble in to my home office and flip on the computer at O’Dark-Thirty on any given morning with my first cup of coffee in hand…I want to sip a succulently brewed cup of coffee while I peruse the internet, check the blogs, check TMZ , check CNN, read the obits (so if I find my name I know I don’t have to go in to work, ya know?)  It is all about waking up on the top side of the grass, slowly, gently, and with the proper amount of decadence right?

I think my mouse was headed to to check the blogs, but my Twitter icon is right next to that on the toolbar, and lo and behold…I hit Twitter first, and talk about being gobsmacked…I certainly woke up in a hurry.

This all took place after Reunion Part 1 from the Melbourne ladies, and if you will please notice, Chyka, Gina, and Gamble were noticeably absent from all this bickering…stellar move ladies!

U.S. HW’s get into it sometimes too, but the Aussies took it to a new level all over Drunk-Gate…

  • Was she drinking?
  • Does drinking mean none or 2?
  • 2 what?
  • Glasses, bottles, liters?
  • If someone keeps topping off your glass, is it still just 1 drink?

I think after seeing this tirade I may have more questions than answers…what about you? Do you call this cutting to the quick or just HW banter?

What is the most revealing revelation in all this?

T1 T2 T3 T4 T5 T6 T7 T8 T9 T10




Just as I was about to send this off to Veena, I ran across an interview from OK Magazine of Jackie, Chyka, and Janet (who said in the Reunion Part 2 that she wishes she had never brought up the rumor) throwing shade and still repeating it…and the ladies dishing on Gina saying she is irrelevant! Really? Y’all are going with that statement?  Here is the transcript:

Read full transcript – courtesy of OK! Magazine

OK!: What do you think about Gamble Breaux?

Janet: I started off on the wrong foot with Gamble. But now we’re at a stage where we filmed a lot of this 6 months ago, and during that period of time and during the promos, Gamble and I are probably the two that like to drink the most out of the group.

OK!: Why do Pettifleur Berenger and Gamble keep talking about each other’s finances?

Chyka: I was really mortified when Pettifleur started going on about Gamble and whether or not she had her own money. It’s actually not a very Australian thing to talk about. We don’t talk about money, and the fact that she kept asking that question and doubting where Gamble’s getting her money, we don’t care!

OK!: What is your opinion on Pettiefleur?

Jackie: I think she’s probably not coming across too good on camera. But off camera she’s pretty sweet and she’s actually quite humble. Maybe she came into this season, she feels like she has to prove something. Maybe it comes from her ethnic background. Maybe she’s always felt like she’s had to do that her whole life. So maybe that’s her way of maybe not really defining herself, but maybe it’s her way of trying to feel like she’s part of the group.

Janet: I have an issue with Pettifleur. I find that off camera, when I have tried to get close to her, she just continually tells me about ‘Didn’t I look great in that outfit? Wasn’t that a great necklace?’ After about 10 minutes, I just start to glaze over.

OK!: What do you guys think about Gina Liano?

Janet: I think Gina’s irrelevant. I haven’t gotten anything to say about it.

Chyka: Gina’s her own person. She does her own thing. She lives by her own rules, and that’s it.

OK!: There are bad rumors going around on the show about Gamble. What are those rumors?

Janet: She was a hooker, and hooker and a stripper, and had sex parties. It sounds to me like she is having a damn fine time.

OK!: What are your thoughts on Lydia Schiavello?

Janet: Lydia was the one who told me about the sex parties. Lydiot allowed me to get smashed for the whole season when all she had to say is, “I was actually the one that told her.”

OK!: Chyka, how you and your husband make time for each other when you guys are running three businesses together?

Chyka: He’s involved in everything. He knows every decision that we make. When there’s a problem, he knows about it. He’s become friends with the girls and their partners. So I feel blessed and very supported.

OK!: How have you guys avoided the housewives marriage curse?

Chyka: Suddenly one person goes from being maybe not the one that’s noticed all the time to being frontal. But as long as he and I are strong, and with my kids too, that’s very important. WE talk about everything, so there’s no secrets.”

OK!: Jackie, what’s the hardest part about being married to a musician?

Jackie: Where I’m very blessed is that Ben’s been in the public eye since the age of 13-14. Traveling the world with some of the biggest bands in America and the world, so he actually said to me, ‘If you do this, I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen.’ He gave me the pros. He gave me the cons. So it was very much like I had that support.”

OK!: Who is your favorite housewife and why?

Jackie: I think we both really like Yolanda. She’s gone on a very deep spiritual path and she remembers where she’s come from. It’s not just about her being sick. You can actually see the authenticity within her.

Janet: I had never watched it before I was asked. We had to watch an episode before we signed our contract. So I went home that night and Atlanta was on and the girls had a huge big fight around the swimming pool in these sequin dresses and they are all pulling each other’s wigs off and I rang them and I said, ‘No, no! I could never!’

OK!: Why are you guys so open about plastic surgery?

Jackie: I don’t think there is anything to hide!

Chyka: No. I think if you want to do something, do it and do it with pride!

POSTMORTEM is still coming…just ran into a busy week…will get to it as soon as possible.

Ciao for now!


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347 Responses to Brandi Glanville Podcast Let’s Just Say “Ewww” Together plus Real Housewives of Melbourne – Twitter Fight

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone.

    Diana about Fred and Ryan MDLNY. TMZ got them. They asked Ryan the smallest apt he’s seen and he said 300 sq ft. They asked Fred what’s the smallest space he’s sold. A 10 x 16 parking space for, get this, $750,000!!!! YES!! If I were a NY real estate agent I’d want to just sell parking spaces. 😄
    Have a great day everyone.

  2. Powell says:

    OMIB did you look st that pic of Kim from the link you posted? Her body is tanned but her hands are white. You’re supposed to tan your hands too right? Just not your palms.

  3. Powell says:

    I love Orson Speaks. 😊 Another great edition Orson.

  4. jezzibel says:

    Wow, talk about water meeting its own level, Brandi finally found some dingbats on her own level.

  5. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Good morning everyone!
    Great job, Super Kit! I’ve seen a couple of episodes of CatHouse, I was actually intrigued because Dennis always had a girlfriend that was a prostitute and the other ladies interacting with each other was really fun. I’ll never forget when he broke up with one of his Gfs and she decided to moved the hell out of there! Btw, Brandi is an idiot and I’m sure she’s very scared now that Kim is just a friend of the HWs.

    Thanks Reality_Bytes for giving us the twitter scoop between these ladies. Somehow, Petti decided to go rogue and so the other girls just ate her alive.

  6. Powell says:

    Again Booble Bobble Head is just dumb. As our JNNTJ says, “She’s so dumb.”. Sighhhhh!
    🙄 So it’s the wife’s fault if their husband cheats, BUT, She’s the exception to the rule. It wasn’t her fault that Eddie cheated. Oy Vey! 😱 My head my just start hurting.

    IDK if Dennis’ show still comes on but I watched it every now and then. It just fascinated the heck out of me. Dennis said some only work a week out of a month & their earnings. When I watched some of them said how often they worked and their earnings. Some own lots and lots of real estate as rental property. Some are in medical school. Some say they will retire before they’re 30,.40. I couldn’t do it. But I say if you are be the best at it and make the BIG bucks. Apparently that’s what many of them believe.
    They’ve shown them getting for their weekly doc appts.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Lol Powelly, I wouldn’t be able to do it either. I agree with you, do it and make enough money to get the hell out of there.

    • T-Rex says:

      My hubby and I watched the show once, just out of curiosity, and yeah the women seem to say they make a lot of money and retire at around 40, but the owner basically said that at 40 he “retires” them because men don’t really PAY for “cougars”. I couldn’t do it, they also seemed to spend a lot of time having sex with each other when they are bored, I am sure that was for the show, but I guess, to each. The owner looks like a pig and no way I would F him, he’s gross, and he clearly things women are just objects, he is pretty demeaning to them. Note, prostitution is NOT legal in all of Nevada, it’s in a handful of counties, and in Las Vegas county it is most definitely illegal. Here is the map, AND the prostitution must be confined to brothel to operate legally.

      • Powell says:

        Right T-Rex. That’s what I remembered. Its legal only in a few counties. There have been a few people that have ran for a seat/office in the State and a part of their platform was to legalize it in the entire State but of course they didn’t win that seat.

  7. T-Rex says:

    Kit – I knew you were going to need a couple of 50 gallon drums of bleach to get through that Podcrap! Good gawd I am sure it was far more awful listening to that, then it was reading, because your blogs are so much better than the actual podcrap. Okay, I have I guess the most boring husband on the planet, because his idea of sexy is no makeup, no fussed up hair, and well no stupid outfits he has to try and get into(or get me out of, LOL), and most definitely no high heels, calls that the dumbest thing ever, and that heels are to make the woman feel better about herself and guys don’t Care, they just don’t. He also stated if men were really into all that crap, then the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition wouldn’t be a bestseller. Again I have only been with the man for 26 years so what do we know, LOL! What I also found amusing was the note that THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi said she wasn’t all into lady bits being splayed out there in picture, but yet in another podcrap talked about how beautiful women were and that all that splayed out lady bits stuff was empowering. Ugh, she is an absolute moron. Oh and I am still trying to get the paperwork about the lawsuit, it’s settled, the courts forced the settlement. For perspective, on May 28th, last Thursday her lawyers filed a dismissal and that was denied, and the judge then it looks like made a decision and lawyers fees were settled, I,e, how much the LOSER one THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONSTFUBrandi would have to pay out to KrupaKupcake, on top of the settlement. So that’s why the freakin two year old that she is decided to pull the stunt she did on Friday the 29th, because she was pissed she lost, has to pay damages, and has to pay legal fees. June 2nd the case was permanently settled out in the dockets.

    • lila1star says:

      T-Rex–any word on Brandi returning or not to BH? I read your post in the last blog about Bravo cashing in as much as they can on the Kim saga and ITA–in fact if Kim had not gone so over the top I do not think Bravo would have sent her packing. But as it stands now she is to much of a risk even for Bravo. They may let her visit but she wont be under contract and there for not their responsibility.

    • Powell says:

      Yeah you know nothing being married 26 yrs T-Rex. Lol. 🙂
      So T-Rex the case is settled. So Booble can now harass Joanna whenever she wants? To me Joanna could say the fish sent by stupid was a form of harassment.

      • T-Rex says:

        Powell, I am still trying to get the paperwork, but as far as I can see, the restraining order is still in place. The problem with settlement cases is that they are usually settled out of the courts and the “particulars” are not given because of the settlement issues. Oh, and we are only married 24yrs, just been together for 26 years, yeah, uhm, well, I went home with him on our first date, and well never left, LOL!

  8. lila1star says:

    Wow Kit–how do you keep your poor brain from turning into green goo after listening to Brandi’s garbage. Do you take any preventative steps prior to settling in to listen? Aspirin? –spiked coffee?
    I for one thank you for taking the hit for us all and you are right–this one was cringe worthy for sure.

  9. Powell says:

    Why doesn’t Petti just go to a spa and relax? She’s bringing light to the whole 🍷 thing. It’s kinda like Kim. If she doesn’t have a drinking problem then, “Yes I got a bit tipsy. Drank a glass too many.”. They all would have just laughed about it.
    Did y’all notice that the OK questions the ladies didn’t really answer many of the questions. Their answers went around the question.
    They had to watch an American HW show/epi before they could sign?

    • You nailed my thoughts exactly…they skipped over every question in the “OK” thingie didn’t they, and as for Petti…she would have gotten off a whole lot easier by admitting she had one too many, but she is all about her image and nothing else!

  10. not THAT Jill says:

    Kit…seriously!! I don’t know how you do it!! You not only listen to her stupidity but you some how manage to write an awesome blog about a person who is so far from awesome!!

    With every podcast Brandi does it confirms to me that she honestly believes she has nothing to offer anyone besides her sexuality. Any grown ass woman who thinks that you can only have fun if you show your tits at a party or that talking about “hips lips and fingertips” makes you extra attractive is a person who believes they have NOTHING else to offer anyone. You would think by now she would have figured out that her sexuality only gets her so far-it didn’t keep her husband from cheating so she should get comfy in her sweat pants and give it a damn rest!! She’s so immature and stunted…and dumb. Seriously? “Down under”?? I can’t even!!!

  11. So. Lemme see if I get this straight.

    Spread eagle trashy, but Tampon strings classy?

    • Powell says:

      You got it!

    • California35 says:

      Another one? Man cheat because it is the wife’s fault, but man are pigs who will cheat with mud. So which one is it? The wife’s fault or not?
      Another one? It is the wife’s fault, but HER OWN husband cheating on her is not her fault.

    • kit9 says:

      I know right?! Also, I couldn’t believe the hooker’s attitude toward porn. Porn stars are disgusting and trashy? She freaking sleeps w/strangers for a living but nude models are too much for her? Wth?

  12. Powell says:

    Watching a bit of OC ’13. Earlier it was the ski trip where Lori said Vicki was in bed w/a girl; Tamra was made at Gretchen because Tamra invited them to her dress fitting and Gretchen told Tamra not to invite Alexis; #MalibuCountryGate where Heather was on, Gretchen claims they wanted her on but Heather said they didn’t.

  13. Hi! Been a workaholic lately. Great blogs and comments, I pop in when I can for a “lynnfam” fix.

    A few thoughts on NY this week. Square Jaw – not sure if she made good personal decision to come back on the show. She is pretty raw and there is something very feral about her this season – I think most of us if we were in that state would back away instead of making it front and center. Of course I understand many reasons why she came back on. I do appreciate that she doesn’t sugar coat it and shows her rawness. So many housewives try to manipulate us into seeing what they want us to see so when we actually see such a damaged, authentic person it is interesting to me. I don’t love Square Jaw, nor do I hate her, but I do respect her. She posts her blogs promptly and when she was told she wasn’t participating enough she made an effort with the women (Carole’s election party and showing up at Dorinda’s) and I respect that she is doing the job she was hired for.

    Yummy – I know a lot of us were turned off by her behavior this week, but I am not too fussed about it. I think she validates her alpha position by mothering and taking care of people, and appearing to be that “earth mother” I think gives her that control that she craves. I do think she annoyed that this strategy doesn’t work with Bethenny whom she considers an equal business wise. At worst I think her behavior is unflattering, but fascinating to see how different alphas interact with each other. The only thing disappointing to me is how inept Yummy is at reading the situation and not being able to adapt better – seriously when she tried to drag Square Jaw away for a private chat?

    Best to you all!

    • Powell says:

      Hey SJP. 👋👋👋 Sorry you’ve been working so hard. I hope not too hard. 😊

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Hi SJP! Don’t work too hard.. 😉

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:


      i do think more was happening at the dinner- it was SUPER CHOPPY – the rollling of the eyes, then Holla getting up to take Barf to speak separately—
      super super CHOPPED UP- i’m telling you i’m the eagle eye of Bravo. ( i deciphered most of Shep’s Craigslist on Southern charm 😉 )

      As we saw done SO MUCH ON BH– things moved around and all that jazz. Totally. And many are given passes on there bc they have fans, but Holla gets decimated for this– LOLOLOLOL. AHA.
      So i am giving funny smiley face holla a mayyyyyyy-jor pass for dealing with that poor sad pitiful feral animal Nelly that was raised in the forests by wolves aka…. the upscale area featured in secrets and wives kill me now show.

      Kill me, please let the lambs stop screaming… let the tears stop flowing from her! Get a prescription! JEEEEESUS

      Hope you are well SJP!!! ⭐

      • not THAT Jill says:

        So Bethenny was raised by good people and not wolves? I’m sure seeing her mother try to kill herself was fine because she lived on The North Shore…come on now!! Hate her or love her-her childhood was shit-no matter where she lived. Living in an upscale hood doesn’t change the fact that her mother is a horrible person-the crying needs to stop though…I’m over boohoo Bethenny.
        Did I make this up or were you NOT a Heather fan until now?

      • Off topic, but:

        Speaking of screaming lambs, are you watching “Hannibal”? Season 3 starts on NBC 10 pm ET tonight. MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE HORROR SERIES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Mads Mikelson might have a little something to do with that…. And they filmed this season in ITALY! #BeStillMyHeart

        • I am watching! Super well done show.

          • Oh, that last episode last season SLEW me…and pretty much everyone else.

            Really brilliant. Every element of the production is perfection.

            And the art of the cuisine…though I don’t think I’d actually eat. 😀

            I am as excited as a kid at Christmas for tonight.

            • Foxymel(Mel) says:

              Silence of the Lambs is one of my favorite movies and I loved the book. Is it like that?

              • It’s an extrapolation of that. Different actors, it is a mix of the prequel to the books, while also integrating elements of the stories of the books, including Red Dragon, which is actually featured in this season.

                Oh, if you like the characters and I might add thriller horror, it’s something else. But they do push the envelop with their “gore” factor. It’s not like Walking Dead gore, but more like “art gore”. LOL

                You can buy DVDs of Season 1 and 2 cheap enough, and rent the episodes in sequence in various formats fairly cheap, if you want to see those. They also had most episodes On Demand during the last seasons as they went along.

                But you may want to check out tonight’s opening for Season 3. That should tell you if you’ll like the style of storytelling in this genre.

                But it can be gross and tense, just for fair warning. Most of that is psychological, though, more than anything.

                Hope this helps.

              • Wait! I just looked at some videos at the link and I must have had a stroke in the last year…IT IS MORE BLOODY GROSS than The Walking Dead!

                Just FYI, Don’t want to mislead those who aren’t horror fans of this franchise.


                • Foxymel(Mel) says:

                  Thanks, WTG! I’m good with gore I just want to watch this from the beginning–can’t wait!

                  • Oh, I can’t tell you what a treat you’re in for, then. I actually got the first two season DVDs as a gift for Christmas. The best part about this series–besides Mads Mikkelsen, of course–is the complete creative genius at work across the boards. It’s like a feast of different flavors of brilliance. LOL I actually marvel at the exotic cuisine which inspires each episodic dinner–who knew humans ate like this? (Minus the human organs, of course. LOL)

  14. T-Rex says:

    OMgosh this is SO off topic but it’s freakin hysterial. So my little niece and I like to Skype and sing together, it’s fun for us to do, and I happened to have Pandora playing and Barbara Streisand and getting that 7 year old into Babs, so the song comes on “All is fair in Love”. and so we are going along and the line should be “ahead lies mystery” but the 7 year old heard, “It’s a Head Lice mystery”. I lost it! She kept asking her mom why AuntT-rex was hysterically laughing over Head Lice, LOL! Sorry just for some reason felt the need to share

    • OneMoreInBoston says:


    • Powell says:

      T-Rex I had to hold my lips shut to keep myself from bursting out laughing. That I’d too funny and cute. 😆😆😆

    • lila1star says:

      To funny and oh so cute–these are what make memories.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      that’s adorable!!! My friend sings Bette Davis eyes as Sammy Davis Eyes because she has problems and is a real song- idiot— this is hysterical! love it!!!


    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      That’s so adorable!
      Btw, Sonja looks a lot like Barbara Streisand–so I guess that’s why I like her a little. 😉

  15. OneMoreInBoston says:

    How did we miss this!

    Bethenny telling Heather to “hold up white girl” ?!?!?!


    • California35 says:

      Thanks lol 😛

      • not THAT Jill says:

        • not THAT Jill says:

          I have a tweet in moderation-please do not comment on OMIB link b/c the blog will mess up…sorry sorry sorry!!!

        • T-Rex says:

          Uhm, yeah blame the editing for being a SanctimoniousHypocriticalAssholeBitch one HeaheroftheTWear, good grief, you said, own it, you are getting blasted all over creation, but do a “my bad” and maybe a mea culpa and just be done with it. BAD EDITING. If it’s not there to be edited, then there wouldn’t be a problem, although what and when you said your craziness was not edited it was a continuous scene. Ask TheLunaticZarin how blaming editing worked for her, yeah it didn’t

        • Powell says:

          Hold Up White Girl. #ItAintTheHills lol. B is funny. 😄
          Like we don’t know they edit Heather. But they didn’t edit in your behavior.

          • Foxymel(Mel) says:

            I’d cut Heather more slack if she hadn’t been bad mouthing her before she got there.
            I will say this – Bethenny better be nice to Luann because it looks like she goes off on her next week.

    • That is awesome! Considering Yummy’s use of slang I think it if very on point for Square Jaw.

    • Powell says:

      I believe she also has psychological problems. ROL cracks me up they chose not to say what Malibu based facility. HA!! They might as well had said it. Like people can’t figure it out.

      • T-Rex says:

        Okay, well first you all know how I feel about a RadarOnliarliaripantsonfire(allegedly) story, HOWEVER, it may have some smattering of possible truth. The previous place was really for folks that need to “clean up” their acts, and actually a place to go AFTER you have gone to REAL rehab. Where she probably is now, is a place that deals with hardcore drug addiction, specifically prescription drugs, which are very hard to beat, it’s one of the reasons oxycodone overdose deaths are skyhigh. She is taking as we all have seen a “cocktail” of anti-depression, ADD and god knows what else, for various reasons, but mainly to keep the weight off, keep her basically “high” without being categorized as “high”, you mix alcohol with that mess, then top off with doses of oxycodone well, you gots problems Houston. Hopefully, they have her someplace that is going to wean her off ALL of those drugs, and then place her back on anything she may actually need, but I would bet they would be alternative drugs to what she is taking now. She is I am almost sure a “doctor shopper”. so she can get a number of prescriptions for a number of “perceived” ailments. In addition, this could be how the lawyers want to play this off to the courts, she wasn’t drunk she has a mental illness, yaddayadda, we shall see

        • Orson says:

          I completely agree, T-Rex. She’s got to get completely detoxed, and that can take a month, figure out what she’s taking, who prescribed it, and why, and then start putting her back together. And that will involve some serious therapy, individual and group. Maybe narcissism isn’t in itself a DVM-5 sort of treatable illness, but since she’s in there anyway they may as well take a whack at that too.

          Oh, and for the “She wasn’t drunk, she has a mental illness” defense, I’d counter that with the “She’s a danger to herself and others. Just ask the 4 people her dog has attacked” counterclaim. Heck, family omerta be damned, just put Kyle’s daughter et. al. on the stand under oath and they’ll have to either testify or face perjury charges.

          Darn, I’m a hard ass, aren’t I?

    • lila1star says:

      I have no doubt KR has psychological issues but I have to smile at ROL at times because when did Narcissism become a psych issue?

  16. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Oh no blog is messed up again….

  17. Powell says:

    Oh gosh didn’t y’all just love Gretchen proposing to Slade?.😏

  18. not THAT Jill says:

    “Hold up white girl” is my new FAVE!!!

  19. Powell says:

    Oh lordy. Vicki’s party where Ryan curses Lydia’s mom out for putting her foot on the white sofa. 😝

  20. Powell says:

    Ryan cracked me up. As long as he and Brianna live there Brooks is not allowed in the house. HA!! So Ryan’s name was on the deed? 😄😄 Arrogant!

  21. Powell says:

    Lydia’s mom asks Ryan who is he? He said “I own. I live here.” A piece of work.

  22. shamrockblonde says:

    *hugs Kit relly hard* *sets down ice cream cake* – Kit this is for you – I believe that ice cream, like pasta, is good for the soul – I hope it makes yours feel better after bravely listening to it for all of us – hopefully it will make your poor ears feel better too – I can’t even comment on that whole mess – just ewwwwwwwww

    • Powell says:

      Of course ice cream is good for the soul. Who didn’t know that? 😊

    • Gosh Kit- getting you a glass of vino to wash the ice cream down -just can’t believe what you go through for us 🍷🍷🍷🍦🍦🍦🍹🍹🍹

      • I will bake you whatever you want Kit…there has to be a special place waiting for you in heaven after wading through the Bobble Pond to get all this great info for us!

      • kit9 says:

        And, lol! @ the emojis….it’s a booze appetizer a cake maincourse, followed by more booze! Love it!

    • Stars99 says:

      Yeah, Kit9 really deserves everything you’ve said plus hazard pay, a vacation, and a generous amount of ear bleach.

  23. Powell says:

    Just thought about something. If Kyle is no longer on BH and if Kim may be on every once in a while, who would Kim be on with? We’re hoping Booble is not coming back. 😯

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      Kim being on once in awhile is speculation too.

      I can envision parties at PUMP where both Kyle and Kim show up but aren’t regulars tho.

      I think kyle will be back. JMO.

    • VV™ says:

      Kyle makes good money on BH plus she loves the attention. She does not know yet if her sitcom will be a hit. IMO, she’ll be back at lest for next year

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        yeah— HOLD THE PRESSES- kyle NOT on BH— i would bet actual money on that never happening.
        She ADORES being centerpiece holding the diamond! Are you CRAY?? Where did this gossip come from? I must google…..

        She supplies the water for the droughts in Cali and Barfenny is helping with the semi-drought we had going on here on the east coast.

        Kyle and Barf have both coasts all set and fully saturated. 😆
        (i like to make myself laugh)

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Hi Chismosita! You’re absolutely right. No way they’d fire the Mayor of BH!

          • not THAT Jill says:

            They all love the attention…the poor ones and the RICH ones. The only BH HW that needs money is Brandi…the rest of them are there for the fame.

            • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

              god i can’t WAIT till we get the exact full CONFIRMATION *****************************************************************************************************

              There will need to be serious emoji EXPLOSIONS happening all up in this place!!!!!

              VV will break the page with her emojis. HAHAHAA

        • Orson says:

          Okay, I found the article that I mentioned when I spoke yesterday (well, this morning, actually). It’s from ROL, so apply some grains of salt, though.

  24. shamrockblonde says:

    Orson!! just went back and read your Orson Speaks! – totally agree! – and I get what you are saying about not drinking – I don’t drink – when I quit smoking, the hardest thing for me was having a drink and not smoking – I could manage the tea and no cigarette, but an ice cold beer and no cigarette was just too much so I stopped drinking – I work in a media field and when my company throws a Christmas party they don’t mess around – two years running they rented out the Hammerstein Ballroom – I went up to one of the many many bars set up and asked for a coke – the guy behind the bar said “do you realize that we have every type of top shelf liquor here and it is all free?” – I said yes, but all I want is a coke – he proceeded to try and get me to add some rum maybe do a shot..meanwhile others are all looking at me like, go ahead, have a drink! its a party! – I walked away – just give me a coke, that’s all – even my husband on occasion would give me the side eye when we were at a bar and I would ask for a hot tea….when with friends and family its fine, but when with people who don’t know me, or don’t know that I don’t drink it can become a bit uncomfortable at times mostly because their reactions draw attention to me – one person offers me a drink, I say no thank you and then someone else starts teasing, and so it goes when all I want is a water and now people are focused on me – and yes, I get contrary too, not wanting to be carrying around a bottle of beer all night! totally get that too! on a side note, it is very easy to see that I am of Irish descent so at some point on occasion jokes are made about being the only Irish person who doesn’t drink! *sets down a hot coffee and a hot tea* care to join me? *smiley face*

    • Powell says:

      I don’t get it. Why must people try to push a drink or food on someone? Especially a drink. They said no. No thank you. I’m fine. Maybe people need to say it in another language. 😏

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        wait are we saying NO drink in hand whatsoever? I mean, take a club soda/ seltzer or something in your hand at least!? Or just a plain soda as said above ^^^^.

        You look the fool if you don’t have something in your hand. It’s like being at a dinner party and deciding – yeah i’m going to keep my huge puffy winter coat on despite everyone else taking theirs off. It INVITES questions.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I think you’re right. I don’t want to explain to people that I can’t booze it up because I’m on “special” pills. So if I say no, they’ll think I’m pregnant or something crazier.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      My father was a recovering alcoholic when he first met my sister’s father-in-law. This guy offered my dad beer after beer which each time my dad turned down without saying why, just politely said no thanks. Then this moron stands up and said that my dad is not a man if he doesn’t drink. Needless to say, my dad never interacted with this jerk again.

      • Powell says:

        That guy was a jerk. I don’t think people should have to explain. They said no. No thank you. Leave it at that.

    • Shamrock – I am like you although I may a bellini or mojito every once in a blue moon. Personally I would way rather eat my calories than drink them and I don’t like how alcohol makes me feel!

    • Orson says:

      Coffee sounds good. Thank you.

      Well, why should I have to be ashamed of not being a drinker? Why the hell should I have to hide it?

      • Powell says:

        Right. I don’t get it.

      • shamrockblonde says:

        exactly – it doesn’t bother me at all to walk into a bar and ask for a hot tea, but you would be surprised how it sometimes bothers others – if it was the other way around and I went to everyone drinking a whatever and tried to convince them to have a tea or a coke instead, just how long do you think I would last before I got thrown out or punched out? I don’t care what you drink – so don’t care what I drink – silly family and friends have no issue with it, but others, people who only know me professionally, or not at all will sometimes tease me or try to talk me into a drink “come on, its a party! have a drink!!” , and I smile and say no thanks, I’m good – usually its enough, but I have run into some Heather people, who will not let it go – not good when all is well in my world – I can only imagine what it must be like when your world has slid so far sideways and all you want is to be able to enjoy the evening and for a little while at least, laugh like a normal person –

    • T-Rex says:

      Funny Shammy since Me Mum’s whole family is Irish and more than of few of them don’t drink, mind you, it’s mostly the women, but a few gents in the mix as well. So we are very respectful to someone that doesn’t want an alcoholic drink “foisted” upon them when they are clearly not interested in drinking one. Some of my cousins grew up with alcoholic parents, and while they were fun parents, they were drunk all the time parents. Some of my cousins can’t tolerate alcohol they get waste on just a drink and half and just don’t drink. As a vegetarian I totally understand not drinking or eating something offered, so I am with you and Orson and cannot for the LIFE of me understand folks getting angry if someone doesn’t partake when they don’t wish to

  25. VV™ says:

    I honestly thought this was Patricia from that Southern show.

    • Powell says:

      Yes when you first look it looks like Patricia.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      i can’t believe all the shady stuff with Whitney and Patricia— from another blog! They’re like ‘faux’ southerners- it’s quite funny. I still think she’s sort of fab. Not sure.

      And i can’t decide if Whit the Twit really is batting for the other team or NOT. It’s such a quandary in my mind!

      • Powell says:

        He’s just a spoiled rich kid. I can’t remember who here said it but I totally agree he should’ve had 3 siblings to kick his butt all the time.
        He voted for Thomas but is a registered voter in NY. WHAT?

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          that’s me…i vote siblings always (under 5 yrs. difference) ! (no offense… and i understand secondary infertility is a growing thing nowadays)

      • I feel the same way. She’s fake and phony. Allegedly. But I still kinda like her.

  26. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    hi all— my LORRRRRRRRRRRRRD — what is aFOOT — so much— Kimmy and her latest …. then Melbourne twitter crapola…..then this Ron Jeremy/ d*ck fest up there (drinking game every time i see that word!)….. then ‘Real, Awesome, SO super cool Bethenny’ vs. Heather- bwahahahaahahhaahaa.
    Hope you all are having a great thursday. We had a flood here on 2nd ave and our entire block of businesses was flooded. It’s been HORRRRID.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      meant to add: thanks for the blogs!!!
      Ron J is known as such an a$$hole, i can’t imagine he came off well at all– he did an appearance with us when we pubbed his book years ago and man he was disgusting. Just slovenly and smelly 😮
      and just not a nice guy overall

      • not THAT Jill says:

        He looks like he would be smelly…

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          hi bestie, i’ve been meaning to check in and see how your walk was — i hope it went super well and it wasn’t too hot WHITE GIRL …..

          love ya ❤

        • Powell says:

          YES!! And sweaty. 😝

      • Orson says:

        Weird thing about Ron Jeremy, though. There was a “reality” program called “The Surreal Life” where they’d put a bunch of D-listers, fallen celebs, and a few up and comers in big house and have them live together for a while. One season Ron Jeremy was on and he became pretty good friends with Tammy Faye Baker. Nothing nasty went on, of course, but those were the last 2 people I’d expect to be friends. So I still think he can’t be a complete and total bunghole.

        • I remember that show! It was very surprising. I came away having a lot more respect for both Tammy Faye and Ron…amazing as that sounds.

        • ladebra says:

          I remember that show also. It was either on that show or right after that Tammy found out she was sick, I think.

      • I once read that the women porn “stars” in his movies HATED to work with him because of his lack of hygiene. I won’t even allow my mind to go further than that. #brainbleachplease

    • Powell says:

      GOSH!! Sorry for the flood. The rain has just been moving throughout.

      • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

        nah just a pipe in between the apartment / residential buildings and us that BURST. But i’m not sure if i can blame Mercury on this — {OMIB} —-> i don’t think that runs this crap…. no electronics or communication has been ‘broken down’.


        They best watch themselves there! (umbrella emoji)

        • Sorry babe it’s Mercury. Anything that can go wrong does. It Mainly rules communication and transportation but is also the time where any unresolved problems or issues come to the forefront.

          • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

            Yeah I never know with certain things bc I feel like it’s a cop out to simply blame every single horrible thing on Mercury retro. I kind of want to be like, ok get real.
            It could be Saturn – that horrible planet or the full moon we just had too.

            • Saturn moved into Sag a few months ago- it’s so slow moving I don’t really look at it for something like this- the moon mainly affects behaviors, IMHO.

              Daturn really isn’t horrible- it’s the teaching planet- sometimes the lessons can be wonderful, like weddings and babies,new jobs, new houses.

              If there were delayed repairs or repairs done haphazardly, the time it’s going to “give out” is typically when Mercury Retrograde.

  27. Ok my take on the Heather meltdown is that up till now B has been cutting her off and not finding her fascinating or on the same level so to speak, not in the Kelly Bensimone way but in the we aren’t into the same things kind of way, and she was dealing with it I suppose. Then she sees B talking and laughing and having a grand old time with OF ALL PEOPLE SONJA, who Heather feels is not on everyone’s level, and I think that made her LOSE IT.

    • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

      Feels like Beth can’t find a way to a good time with anyone who is in a secure, ***normal/typical*** (to the naked eye, we don’t know what goes on behind closed doors) relationship, i.e. the ‘MARRIEDS’ —–> Holla and Pretty.
      Dorinda qualifies because she had all that relationship drama in her life.

      I agree with Ramona that she doesn’t have lifelong friends. She has some few peeps she knew from when she was CAST OUT OF THE DARKNESS of the north east to the wilds of Miami boarding school 🙄 and then college, and then LA… but ….. not long-lasting deep friendships. She doesn’t.

      • ladebra says:

        I think B has talked about several friends from boarding school, and that would be a twenty year friendship. Doesn’t that count as long-lasting?

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          Yes a couple. Which we see drips and drabs of ……no consistency except the one with the super thin hair who was her MOH.

          And for her birthday party in ny – where she’s lived for YEARS (considers herself a NY’er)— she doesn’t invite any of her long lasting NY-friends she was all too happy to film with back in her virgin HW seasons?

          • WasLurking says:

            Has it ever occurred to you those friends have lives of their own and just don’t care
            to be on a reality show just to prove something?

            • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

              It’s occurred to me that Jason likely didn’t want to be filmed for that last season of hers on her HW show but she talked him in it. The on air of the pregnancy test, all that, the Perez breaking the story, etc ….

              Ramona’s friends don’t crowd for fhe camera —
              I’m just going on instinct here and a feeling…. Not sure about how many deep friends she has.
              To make her assistant the baby’s godmother – this is not the first assistant she had on NY, yet another one had bitten the dust first —
              and then to assign her makeup artist (!?!?!) as the baby’s guardian — without conferring with her husband initially— ????? (Or only after briefly telling him, not asking him – that that is who shed like to use)
              Don’t get it.

              Just an instanct and Mho. 😊

              • ladebra says:

                I think Jason was just fine in front of the camera, yea! Let’s get married on a reality show! I also think Jason was one person on camera and another when the cameras weren’t there. It’s hard to keep a mask on for years. I really think he started showing Mr. Hyde before the end of the show. But I like Bethenny and always have. I get her. I see her.

            • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

              It’s occurred to me that Jason likely didn’t want to be filmed for that last season of hers on her HW show but she talked him in it. The on air of the pregnancy test, all that, the Perez breaking the story, etc ….

              Ramona’s friends don’t crowd for fhe camera —
              I’m just going on instinct here and a feeling…. Not sure about how many deep friends she has.
              To make her assistant the baby’s godmother – this is not the first assistant she had on NY, yet another one had bitten the dust first —
              and then to assign her makeup artist (!?!?!) as the baby’s guardian — without conferring with her husband initially— ????? (Or only after briefly telling him, not asking him – that that is who shed like to use)
              Don’t get it.

              Just an instinct – or as she likes to say (gut) feeling 🙄 and Mho. 😊

          • Was Lurking – Good point!!
            And come to think: How many of Carol’s NY (where she has lived for YEARS) friends have we seen? Heather’s? Etc. How many of us here would be happy to leave ourselves open to having our looks, clothes, hair, regional accent, and what have you discussed and critiqued all over the internet? I wouldn’t be one of them, that’s for sure. 🙂

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Oh my gosh, I think you nailed it! Seeing Bethenny laughing it up with Sonja of all people could’ve made Heather turn into the Hulk. Lol
      That’s going to be my new name for her.

  28. Just popping in to say, Kit9, we need to start a GoFundMe for your therapy sessions. You’ve EARNED it. Good job, soldier girl. Medal of Valor for going above and beyond the call of duty! 😀

    I could say so much, but y’all have pretty much nailed most of it. I read this while huddled in a discreet corner at the opthamologist’s office this morning as hubs had cataract surgery.

    I will say this: Brandi and PORN–she’s in her element.

    Oh, and I LOVED the part where Dodo Bird said EDDIE was the one who said having two guys on her was nasty. The man just won major points with me.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I hope everything went well with your husband’s surgery.

      • So far, I only had to threaten to kick him out of the car once right after we left the clinic–man thinks he can drive better than me when he’s not even legally able. Once he was fed and had a nap, he seems to be fine. I’ll poke him with a stick to check on him later, but so far, so good.

        Except that part about he can’t harvest the garden for a week…which means I just got drafted. I may set it on fire.

        Thanks for asking!

        • not THAT Jill says:

          You are hysterical! I don’t know what made me laugh more-poking him with a stick or setting the garden on fire…of course it’s only funny if you are being serious…..

        • T-Rex says:

          Nice to hear he is doing okay, your post is hysterical, thanks for the laugh. Oh and if you want the garden dead, just hire me, I can kill a plant as fast as I can get it in the ground. I am no longer allowed to help out in the yard, oh and yeah should I say boohoo as I say YIPPEE inside, LOL!

          • not THAT Jill says:

            T-Rex..I’m also a plant killer -haven’t kept one alive in 47 years!! My mother was magic with plants-she couldn’t understand how I killed them so quickly! She never gave up on me-she bought me plants all the time and wrote down instructions but it was hopeless…I’m a killer!!

            • I do much better now, but when I was younger I had a cactus jump from a counter top and commit suicide…I ‘know’ that is what happened.

              • not THAT Jill says:

                Haha…sounds like the cactus knew it’s fate!!

                • ladebra says:

                  That’s my super power. I can kill a plant with just a look. With great power comes great responsibility.

            • My mom was like that. She could stick anything in the ground and years later it would still be thriving. After many years of study and lots of experiments that went badly, plants now have a 50/50 chance of surviving in my care. The odds tip against survival and decline rapidly with the cost of the plant when I purchase it: the more it costs, the faster it dies.

              There is one ironic plant disaster in my history: that’s the two little sprigs of English Ivy I planted at the back of the property against hubs old shed 20 years ago. Now it’s taken over the entire neighborhood and I may have to go into hiding. It’s tragic, really…. 😦

          • I need you on speed dial! Soon as hubs plants, I’ll call you and the rest of the Plant Killer Krew here to go in under the cover of darkness and “fix it” for me! Yay!

    • Powell says:

      I hope Mr WTG is recuperating well. Give him Shamrock’s number one cure. Ice cream. 😊

      • Ha ha! He would love that, too.

        Yes, he’s doing fine. We just got back from his first follow-up and they removed his Mad Max eyepatch, but he has to wear it at night. As soon as he doesn’t need it anymore, I’m taking it for my Halloween costume this Fall. he he

        Thanks for the script! 😀

        • Powell says:

          You’re set for Halloween huh? 🙂
          My mom didn’t have to wear anything on her eye, except after she had to wear the sunglasses they give you. But just home. I suppose there are different types of cataracts and different procedures. I’m glad he’s doing well.

        • shamrockblonde says:

          as requested! *sets down ice cream cake* for Mr. WTG! – hope he is doing well! – and yes, ice cream makes everything better!

    • kit9 says:

      Listened to Brandi on Ross Matthew’s podcast(don’t ask)and a few notes…Brandi claims none of the cast have been asked to return yet. Plz how the hell would she know, exactly? Ross asked her about the Joanna Krupa lawsuit. So, Brandi gives a recap of how it came to be and, well, she’s less than honest unless my memory fails…Brandi described the infamous WWHL appearance and that she said that there was a rumor that Joanna had slept with a married man started by Joe Francis and she and Yolanda talked about the rumor but it was just a rumor. She says it was a rumor “out there” online. She said rumor over and over and that she didn’t know if it was true. It was gossip. I remember Brandi saying Yolanda told her it as a fact. Also, I thought what Joe Francis said was that Joanna had slept with HIM. Don’t remember him saying anything about her being w/a married man. Brandi also claimed that the vagina comment was also a rumor from on the internet. Not only do I recall Brandi saying it as fact, she named her source, Mohammed!

      • T-Rex says:

        OMFG! Uhm THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONGSTFUBrandi, not only did you say the “vagina” comment, MzAndy had been kind enough, as has other sources to REPLAY THAT VERBATIM FROM YOUR WHORE LIPS! You explicitly said that you had heard it straight from MOHAMMED. Then you tried to infer it was TheRoyalVump, then it was someone who told her, and now it’s YoloLymonHead. Oh, and why didn’t she explain about the Restraining order that KrupaKupcake asked for AND received, uhm yeah, you can’t fake actual court documents, like you can lie and fake your why through an interview, and has she always been throwing Yolo-Lymonhead under the BUS with this nonsense, or is this new, I just can’t keep up with all of her lies. The connection of KrupaKupcake to ScuzzballSupremeJoeFrancis is that he apparently dated her Sister Marta and then claimed he slept with KrupaKupcake and I don’t think he slept with KrupaKupcake

      • You remember RIGHT. T-Rex is preaching it and I saw it with my own ears! Brandi NAMED Mohamed and in fact SAID he told HER. “MOHAMED TOLD ME” were her exact words.

        Brandi is such a liar. I now see she’s one of those people who will just make up a lie out of thin air to hurt someone.

        Same questions as T-Rex had: Did she say at all how the suit was settled? Or anything about the restraining order?

        And thanks for doing this DIRTY DUTY again, Kit9. (Are you looking for martyrdom or something? Anybody around here know The Pope?)

        • ladebra says:

          “Brandi is such a liar. I now see she’s one of those people who will just make up a lie out of thin air to hurt someone”

          Yes! She’s like when you’re playing with your dog, and they go too far and bite you….

          😀 Sometimes I just crack myself up 😀

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        Thanks for the scoop, Super Kit! What a lying bitch! I hope Yo finally closes the door with this one.

      • T-Rex says:

        Oh and KIT the “married” man portion was when THELIARSUPREMESLUTBAGSCUMBAGLYINGLIARJEALOUSBITCHMORONGSTFUBrandi was inferring that KrupaKupcake was SCHTOOPING one MOHAMMED while he was still married to Yolo-Lymonhead, which is not true and even Yolo_lymonhead confirmed wasn’t true and made her STOP saying it. That’s when it changed to “some other” married dude.

  29. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    I don’t know how much more pain, Vice President Biden is able to take. He lost his wife and daughter many years ago during Christmastime and now he’s burying his son. These newspapers are despicable how they show pictures of him and his family grieving. Just absolutely heartbreaking.

  30. Reality_Bytes, I read your wonderfully witty description of this HW’s Twit Fight, but I couldn’t make out the actual tweets on my small tablet at the doctor’s office, so I’ll have to catch up since it appears you compiled the whole meltdown. Thanks so mucho and I’ll get back to you on the deets! Cause I loves me some RHOMelbourne!

    • Hope Hubs is getting on well after his surgery…At least today he went in on the right day…get him a black patch and call him a pirate!

      • LOL Oh, it’s better than that. He’s got this bug-looking eye cup that is metal and has holes in it. He has to wear it until tomorrow when they take it off. He looks like the Fly. Or Terminator. Or maybe a character from Mad Max. It’s a look.

      • Okay, grrl, I read the Melbourne twits’ tweets and laughed and laughed!

        What is most surprising?

        That Lydia’s husband was dying–did he die? I had no idea, as she didn’t mention at the Reunion she is now a widow. He must have made a miraculous recovery, then?

        That Pettifleur and Janet are drunks–according to each other? 😀

        And of course, that Lydia was the origin of some of the rumors about Gamble, but never bothered to own it all season while Janet took all the heat–and Janet did deserve some heat as she never quit talking about it, and obviously still hasn’t. LOL

        Oh, and that Pettifleur is living off her man–shocked! She never developed anything? Say it ain’t so, Petti. 😛

        Thanks again, Bytes, for a fun time with the Twits. ♥

  31. California35 says:

    Hey Whitetrash I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HANNIBAL…I can’t wait for tonight. My favorite show also..ok favorite horror show. I LOVE IT!!!

    • Oh, goody! I am nearly vibrating I’m so happy tonight is finally here! The preview is TO. DIE. FOR. Italy! And I loved each and every book, movie, cast…all of them stood on their own, for me. So when this series dropped out of the air, I couldn’t believe it. And who could imagine it would be so ASTONISHINGLY and AMAZINGLY created?

      And if not one other thing came of it…MADS MIKKELSEN? How did I miss HIM all my life? Oh yummy. Plus Hugh Dancy? And Lawrence Fishburne was awesome as Jack, and the cold, still, slow, biting dynamic between Hannibal and Dr. Bedelia–featured this season! Un-effing-real.

      I haven’t even touched on the HOSPITAL settings and every single character that is so BRILLIANTLY drawn from the novels/movies and acted to weird perfection in each portrayal. Of course, the artfully horrific murder tableau…even the dogs and the metaphors and the lighting and sound and score and and and…

      Am I going on too much…? I might be a little manic. LOL

      • ladebra says:

        Oh boy! Oh boy!

      • California35 says:

        OMG Im so HAPPY someone is as into it as I am lol 😀😀yes! A friend asked how do I like it if its so harsh/dark hard to watch. I am so into it, is the story and the way this show show it. The character are so good. You said is about EVERYTHING!!

        I don’t see it as dark, although im not saying it is not. I see it as a very well written and played show. It keeps you on your toes, all the attention on it. There is no boreong moment, every single scene reveals something. It is so elegantly told. The way everything is detailed. As you I can go on 😛

        I was surprised when I realized it got moved, but it makes total sense. Thursday is THE night of television and I surprised it had not started on Thursday or moved sooner. I will say I liked it on Fridays because I could watch it on the Saturday mornings. When it is still very peaceful as if it was evening, but I would be more awake and aware. (Oh saturday watching it for the second time sometimes)

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  33. Stars99 says:

    Reality_Bytes – Totally loved how you spliced together the tweetings of twits… I do love me some Melbourne… It’s funny how my mind constantly changes about which ones I like and don’t like – It was like weekly for me… I hope they continue to broadcast the show here. On the “Which Real Housewife of Melbourne Are You?” I got Chyka – And I tweeted her and the other person that had also taken the test that i breathed a sigh of relief when I got her… She tweeted back and said, “So glad it was relief and not horror.” I love, love, LOVE her! 🙂

  34. vilzvet says:

    “Secrets and Wives” was not too bad. Think I will continue watching, why not, it’s summer and nothing but “OC” will be going on too plus end of NY. I will say though that Andi one of the many blondes sounds SO much like Dina Manzo! It was weird. Very similar speaking voice, maybe it’s just me lol. This had to be filmed a year ago since the proms are in June, so this is old stuff.

    • Wow- shocked you liked it, I couldn’t make it through the first 15 minutes.

      Maybe I’ll give it another try.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I just watched it and all I was able to focus on was the horrible roots on these ladies–thanks, OMIB! 😉
      The houseguest that’s living with the lady that had to leave her house, sounds just like Dina!!

    • ladebra says:

      I watched the first episode this morning. All of the ladies/friends look very similar, except for the brunette. But more than the long blonde hair, they just look a little like clones. It’s eerie. I’ve never lived in a circle like this, I heard they existed. I know Hollywood second wives could give them a run for their money. The connection to the husbands, exes, boyfriends is different!

      • Powell says:

        They grew up together and when you’re a teenager you and your friends dress alike, hairstyle etc but you do grow out if that which seems like they have not. But I like the premise of this. They are friends and not manufactured friends.

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        It was so hard to differentiate between the ladies since they all looked alike except for the brunette who I’m probably going to like since she didn’t grow up there

  35. not THAT Jill says:

    • Well, bless his heart.
      Other than that, words fail me.

      • Powell says:

        It’s good he’s supporting her. But since they are divorced there had to be a time when he wasn’t around her on a regular basis and Kim lies a lot, so everything she has told him may not be the honest truth. He says people that aren’t supporting her now shouldn’t be in her life when she is having good times. Is he talking Kyle? Not saying Kyle has been 100 but I would believe her more than Kim.

        • ladebra says:

          I wouldn’t say supporting, more like enabling. Bless his little heart.

          • Powell says:

            Yeah. True. I guess that’s why I said Kim lies so basically how does he know what’s true? Right. He’s a
            another enabler.

    • Powell says:

      She was offered 2 shows by nbc? Well I don’t see NBC but maybe a child network on cable/satellite & about addiction,.a reality type, at this time. There are too many GREAT actresses that primetime NBC can choose from where they don’t have to worry about a person that may or may not show up, May be under the influence, May go off on co-workers, May want to hide in the bathroom or her dressing room. JMO

      • Three books, too? Yeah, I have to say, this makes me think of the Ronnie Karam/Ben Mandelker Watch What Crappens podcast where they are merciless in their “Kim” impersonation with her flights of fantasy, or as they call it, Fan Fiction. They use a “Kim” voice and have her confusedly saying things like…I have a 3 book deal and NBC wants me for TWO SHOWS! I swear, those guys are GENIUSES! 😀

        • Powell says:

          I can see one but 3? It’s mighty ambitious. I know she wou be “writing” them but if a true writer like Carole takes a yr or more to write her book how is Kim going to participate w/her writer when she’s so scatter brained?

          • Powell says:

            *would not be*

          • That also sounded a bit like Kim was on a rant to Monty: She’s going to tell the truth about all those awful people who throw her under the bus! No doubt, a stolen house would factor in this twisted vengeful spilling of family secrets.

            Take note, Kyle: if Kim doesn’t stab you with all the knives she’s been saving up, no doubt Brandi will do it for her.

            That “Baby Jane” reference is getting closer to reality, it’s looking. #yikes

      • designernailsdiana says:

        Any network that employs her I won’t watch. She needs rehab and no spotlight to fully recover. Recovering in the spotlight is difficult if not impossible. Get some years off the drugs and alcohol then come back to tv slowly.

      • I was offered to take over the newsdesk at the Today Show. Oh, and Wendy Williams asked me to Co-host. I grow tired.

    • Orson says:

      A three book deal? Who’s going to write them for her? I can possibly imagine cameo appearances on 2 different shows. I think most of what he hears about her is heavily filtered and maybe he’s taking some new meds. Bless his heart.

    • Bless his heart. I hate to be crass, but I hope he has remembered Rambles in his will for when those tv shows and book deals crash.

    • kit9 says:

      Wow. Pretty much the only thing I believe from that is his name. And, parts are both sad and disturbing. The truth? From Kim? Kim Richards? And, the fact he’s feeding her delusions of being ‘thrown under a bus’, alluding to Kim being a victim of someone else’s actions presumably for the trouble she’s been in…just more of the no responsibility line Kim peddles….sad sad sad.

      • lila1star says:

        ITA Kit–I don’t believe a word of it. So a 3 book deal to write about Kim’s truth? Is she going after all the HW fans who she claims are so very mean and hard on her? I am sorry but imo the only reason she went back into rehab is because the “good” sister was cutting her off. Which tells me she is not done and will not stay sober long enough to do books and TV shows. It is driving her batty that she is locked up (in away) and out of the loop and so Monty is the only mouth piece she has. sad

    • Sounds like she’s writing a tell all to spill the beans on *everyone*. No wonder Kathy and Kyle are closing ranks.

      This could get interesting.

    • T-Rex says:

      Says the man “squatting” at the Hiltons’ Palatial estate for the past year, uhm, KruellaKathy supposedly turned her back on her own sister, so is he now moving out of their home?

    • T-Rex says:

      Forgot to comment on the last line “the truth shall set you free” does this mean she is going to go into the Courts and tell the truth about all the drugs and alcohol she was on during her arrest. Is she NOW going to go on Dr. Phil and talk about the fact that she hasn’t been sober for years, and was never truly sober after she finished the rehab 3 years ago and that she was HIGH during almost all of her filming of Housewives. Is she going to cop to taking copious amounts of your pain killers that you have for cancer and your extremely potent Pain patches to keep her high going when she wasn’t drinking? Hmmm seriously, seriously, if you are going to post that the truth shall set you free, how about getting your buddy to actually TELL THE TRUTH, something she hasn’t known how to do since well, probably since she was five years old

      • Ouch! The narcotics squad would be taking notes as fast as they can write. Monty does know that “some people” actually end up in prison for years for this chit, right?

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Oh dear. He should just be worrying about his own health at the point. Enough talk about Kim. Jeezuz

  36. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone! Happy 🇹🇬🇮🇫❗ Still nothing but rain it my neck of the woods. I’m at NTB having my tires rotated. I may be another 1 1/2 hrs since they just started on my car. Glad to get it over since I’ve been putting it off.
    Are we getting sun tomorrow? I hope so. Sun and at least the 80s. Have a great day.
    And WTG I hope Mr WTG had a restful night.

    • Y’all are having a deluge. I hope you get some sun soon.

      • My iPhone app lied it is sprinkling here in the city – how is Mr. WTG?

        • OH and are you basking in the glow of Hannibal? I have to say Fuller really is a master of beautiful images even if some are a little gory.

          • WTGuy is very well. Got his eye patch removed by his doctor this morning, all looks good, especially his vision being so much better already. He’ll have the other eye done in a few weeks, so now he can see how old his wife really looks…gulp. O_o Thanks for asking about him.

            Yes, Hannibal was everything I hoped for and more. You’re so right about the visual images–so lush and dark and exotic. The “flashbacks” to the diabolical “cycle of feeding” were wickedly brilliant. Add in the sound tracks and it gives me goose bumps. Fuller is a master at work–and I never want to pizz him off. hehe Poor Bedelia…what HAS she gotten herself into?

  37. Happy Friday. So I was watching bits of NY last night – Pretty is much prettier in pictures, seriously I almost threw things at the tv when she started her scrunchie face crap.

  38. For the Hannibal fans who were watching Season 3’s opening episode last night: IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT! I could have watched the “Hannibal shower and dressing” scene on repeat the entire hour. So after that, it was all gravy. As a matter of fact, it was a very fine “morte” sauce served with “Antipasto.” Hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did. Arrivederci.

    • California35 says:

      😞😒😔😟😴 i did not watch it 😟😌😴😴 I went to bed early.

      I’m sick as a dog 😒😒 I was so comsidering staying home today, but I made it work. Secretly part of me, I wanted to stay to watch it 😛 but I pushed myself out of bed and here I am at work. I will watch it tonight and I can’t wait!!!!!

      I am glad yo watched and and you wrote about it, the oromos look so good, and I know its a good show, so I am expecting a great first episode (all season).

  39. ladebra says:

    I’ve never seen a deer like this! How beautiful!

  40. kit9 says:

    Damn it, my comment posted to the wrong place. Grr, I hate that! Scroll up for some info on Brandi’s appearance on Ross Matthews.

    • California35 says:

      Founded! Thanks 😛
      So now all are rumors from internet not facts, and she never said anything as facts, she never used names.,,.sure ok. We have been imagining everything all along. She using names like umm Mohammed’s regarding Joanna. I wonder, is she now FINALLY afraid of the consequences her big mouth and lies can bring her??! A bit too late….since she had to pay so much in courts and all of that.

    • Powell says:

      I maybe watched 3 seconds of Jersey shore when it was on but of course I know all about their antics. When Snooki got pregnant she did a 180. I was happy for her. She’s not a dumb girl at all. She knows what’s important.

      I don’t know really anything about Tiki’s ex. Just know he was an asshole to his then pregnant w/twins wife having an affair w/a 12 yr old. I hope he’s still w/the 12 yr old and gets what he deserves. I would hope his ex wouldn’t want to be a part of NJ.

      Buddy’s wife? Never heard that rumor. Why would she want to join? All that bro in-law rape/molesting stuff would come up again if she was on.

    • T-Rex says:

      OMIB- Actually MzAndy himself said he would NEVER cast Snooki nor Jwoww on the Ho-Wives EVER. He said it more than a few times.

  41. Well, SOMEONE’S trying to make this happen, whoever could it be?

    • California35 says:

      Why did i think she was “too good” for this show? Or too expensive. Maybe because I thought she had the money and fame, to ask for too much money or roo many rules basically not acelting the job.

      • Powell says:

        Kathy has had 2 reality shows? I watched bits but not regularly. Kathy’s boring. Yeah she’s rich but she’s boring. It would be like watching Kim arrange her photos but on a multitude-millionaire’s scale. Whatevs.

        • California35 says:

          She does not seem very animated. I agree! What she represents or the way she really spis (that she does not show) may be entertaining, and that is what Bravo and the fans may hope for. Paris had so so many fans, Kathy may be followed and loved becasue she is her mom. Also, hoping to get a chance to see Paris or anything regarding her, may attract more viewers.

    • That’s going from AWFUL to CATASTROPHE!

      I am not watching Kathy Hilton. I have been a major idiot for watching her two BS sisters. But NO WAY, NO HOW am I watching the atrocity that is THE HILTON FAMILY take over the RHOBH. They are as bad as Kim Richards, and probably worse because there are so many of them acting like fools using drugs/drinking and being a public menace. How they haven’t killed someone yet is a mystery. Their nasty friends include so many infamous drug addicts, they must be besties with more than one drug cartel.

      Did I mention they really are the PREQUEL to the ubiquitous K-PEOPLE? Yeah…NO, I won’t be watching. In fact, I hope they do join, because finally I will have hit MY BOTTOM and go cold turkey NO RHOBHs.

    • Orson says:

      I’m not holding my breath for this to happen.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      Oh goodness. When I mentioned a while back that I’d like to Shiva (Mo’s new wife) and Kathy on, I completely forgot about the whole Hilton Gang. No thanks!!!!!!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Look she has a wedding to fund and that Bravo DIME to get some free traveling money probably looks pretty good! I do hope they are bringing Shiva on though, both TheRoyalVpump and Yolo wanted her on the show.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          I know Lisa V. gets along great with Shiva but on the surface, it appears that Yo likes her. I think that would throw a wrench by having her there. I’d love to see how passive aggressive Yo can be. With Kathy, Oye. Let’s hope this is a rumor.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        Doesn’t this woman have enough trouble right now with her son? Bringing her on would not in any way, shape or form help RHBH. Really, there isn’t one other rich and fabulous woman in 90210 who wants her mug on TV? Or has a business or product to promote? Is married to a cheating, well-known husband? Oh wait, they are already on the show!

      • VV™ says:

        Shiva is engaged to Mohamed. She’s been engaged for a while. Mohamed gave her a big rock but not wedding yet.

        • Foxymel(Mel) says:

          Oh really? Very interesting. I thought they were already married.

        • chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

          This ^^^^^ 👆🏽is always fishy 🐠to me.

          Plus she’s bestie’s with Britney gastinneau, also a bestie of KimTrashian~~~~ circles back to Paris > Hiltons.

          I think yo deep down hates her. Keeps it hidden.

  42. TexasTart says:

    A good photo bomb or someone they know, lol

  43. TexasTart says:

    I’m curious if anyone else is into the X-Games (the black sheep Olympics)?
    I watch every year and love it. It’s in Austin again and it’s not going to rain, yippee! 🌞 there are no emjois for X-Game sports – figures!

  44. not THAT Jill says:

    The Brandi -Joanna thing was actually started by Adrianna during the Miami reunion. She said that she heard Joanna had an affair with a married man-of course Andy pressed for details. Adrienna said she heard from Brandi that Joanna slept with Mo. I think it was the next night that Brandi was a guest on WWHL-Andy told Brandi that her name came up at the Miami reunion and Brandi told a story about how she and Yolanda saw the Miami women and Yolanda said something about Joanna having an affair with Mo-Joanna tweeted to the show and said something about Brandi not being able to keep a man or something stupid like that-Brandi of course fired back with “Mohammad said her p*ssy smells”….and then the shit hit the fan.

  45. TexasTart says:

    NY first look:
    Bethenny ends up apologizing and hugging Heather. Awkward. More awkward interaction. Everyone is feeling super awkward. Awkward toasts. The group separates and it’s clear that Heather and Bethenny are not at all on the same page or any better off.

    I feel like Holla Heather and Bethenny The Boss are too much alike to get along. They are also too competitive. It will never work! Keep ’em separated girls!

  46. chismosa / aka Bethenny's #1 Fan says:

    California35 — hope you feel better
    WTG—- hope your hubby’s eyes are better ? It’s cataracts you said or am I wrong? I know it’s a few blogs ago – I thought that’s like a nothing surgery these days so I hope it’s nothing too bad !

    Designer NailsDiana 💅- hope you’re feeling a bit better ??? Please take a PROBIOTIC. Sinus things are the absolute worst.

    Happy weekend all 🍤🍷🍸🍻

    • designernailsdiana says:

      Chis~ dr told me to take probiotics a few days after I finish meds. Have a great weekend yourself!! 🎉🎉☀️

    • Thanks for the well wishes for Hubs, Chismosa. Yes, it’s a nothing kind of surgery, as far as it’s out patient and only took a couple of hours, start to finish with pre-op/surgery/post-op. But he does have to do certain things with eye drops and nothing strenuous for a week, etc, and then he has to get the other eye done next month, as they only do one at a time.

      Plus they gave him these ridiculous, huge black Roy Orbison sunglasses to wear outside, which he is in love with and he’s prancing around like the cock of the walk now. That man, that man….

  47. Powell says:

    Check out the prices for her jewelry. $2 grand, $3 grand. 😱

  48. not THAT Jill says:

    WTG is funny…Plant Killer Krew!!
    I hope WTGuy is recovering nicely!!

  49. designernailsdiana says:

    Tomorrow my 28 yo daughter is having a breakfast meeting with all the females in the wedding which is NEXT September. I think she’s going to make us all crazy.
    Isn’t Butters Wedding tonight or is it next Friday? Either way I’m still keeping her and her family in my prayers. 🙏🏼❤️

    • kit9 says:

      That would be the end of BH for me. Kathy means Paris and hell no am I watching that mess. Also, you’d think Bravo would know better given how badly Paris’ last reality show, which featured Kathy, tanked.

      • I dunno. I’d probably watch just to snark, but honestly Kathy has the personality of a used q-tip.

        So booooring.

      • Powell says:

        I doubt Paris would be on.

        • Oh, sure she would. As would their criminally inclined sons and cousins and infamous friends. Oh, it would make Kim and Kyle look like SAINTS, I tell you!

      • I actually watched that “Life According to Paris” or whatever it was named show. It was boring, except for the parts where Paris’s friend Brooke Mueller was teetering on the brink of another rehab.

        Remember she’s ex-wife to train wreck Charlie Sheen, the mother of the twin boys whom the parents have driven insane, apparently. That was interesting because Brooke Mueller was and has been constantly in the news for years for domestic and child abuse and drug charges and relapses and like 20 rehabs and her twins being uncontrollable terrors Charlie’s other ex-wife, whatever-her-name-is, having to petition the court to help with them because neither Brooke nor Charlie seemed to have time between drugs and ho’s to bother. She actually has a video online of her in a bathrobe buying drugs. I’m not making this up!

        Oh, the list of scumbags around Kathy is long and sickening–one reason I believe Kim taunts Kyle with her as “the good sister”…with drug users all around. If Bravo thinks this is good TV, I’m OUT.

    • Orson says:

      Yeah, but their source is the ROL article. I don’t consider that confirmation.

      • I’m not sure anyone considers this a confirmation. Pay attention to what I said: “another paper reporting the rumor.”

        Someone is starting this rumor. It is being picked up by other news outlets.

        So who is benefitting? Who is behind this? Is it just a trial balloon by a Bravo? The fact that this is being peddled or shopped is more newsworthy, IMHO, then the actual story.

  50. kit9 says:

    Oh, to answer a question I missed, Brandi didn’t talk about a restraining order. Or the recent alleged fish incident at dinner-which I thought for sure Ross would bring up. She did say the lawsuit was ongoing. In fact, she had a hearing about it the day she taped his show. Ross asked her why she and Joanna couldn’t just get together and apologize to each other and drop the suit and Brandi said she tried doing that and Joanna wouldn’t do it. She also said that Joanna didn’t want money.

    • Powell says:

      Booble Bobble Head doesn’t have any. Joanna knows that. I just love that BBH has to spend money on her lawyer. I hope she has to spend every dime on lawyers fees. LOL. 😆😆😆

    • Orson says:

      Um, what exactly is Joanna supposed to apologize to Brandi for? I can’t seem to remember.

    • Thanks for answering our questions, Kit. I would have thought Ross would do a better job but looks like his research for his guests isn’t that good.

    • Amber says:

      I know we’ve moved on from this thread, but, for the record, I’m pretty certain I heard Brandi say that SHE was the one that refused to apologize even after learning she was wrong. I’m not surprised because I think she’s that stupid.

  51. ladebra says:

    I’m not a big horse racing aficionado but I hope we have a Triple Crown winner today!👑👑👑🐴

  52. ladebra says:

    Reba shaved the mustache!

  53. ladebra says:

    So when the tweet is released, it’s Reza, not Reba, silly iPad

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