Brandi Glanville Podcast by Kit9
Guest: Filmmaker and actor Josh Lawson talks about his new film, The Little Death.
Josh’s film is about sex. Brandi thinks all women have a rape fantasy (no, they don’t you idiot). Josh wants specifics about Brandi’s rape fantasy. She says hers is with someone she wouldn’t be with normally. Josh wonders if she really wants it to happen or for it never to be realized. Yes, she really wants it to happen. Brandi’s BF is “very sensitive” to the word rape when she brings it up-he doesn’t like it (imagine that). Josh jokingly asks if that’s because he has a criminal history of rape (because rape is soooo funny, right?). Unbelievably, Brandi says she did look him (JR) up but he only had a DUI.
Brandi wants to be pushed up against a wall and have her panties ripped off. She wants it to get rough. Josh thinks she wants someone else to take control. Brandi’s done the rape scene before but not to the extent she wants to. Josh says his film is about when is the right time to tell someone, for example, that you want them to spit in your mouth. “I don’t want them to judge me or think I’m a freak but I get off on this,” Josh explains.
Brandi doesn’t tell men what she wants specifically but manipulates them into doing it so they think it was their idea. She refers to herself as a “master manipulator of the male species.” Josh wonders if she’s manipulating him in the interview by telling him she wasn’t wearing a bra. “I wish viewers could see what I’m seeing right now. It’s really special”, he quips.
Brandi thinks Josh is “super fucked up, obviously,” for doing the film. All the actors in the film are Australian. Josh believes that relationships are “fucking hard.” Brandi thinks relationships aren’t meant to be at all and references “the nature channel” to back up her belief that humans aren’t monogamous. Then the two banter back and forth about various animals and their alleged monogamy….”Don’t quote me but I think maybe dolphins might be, he says….NO! Dolphins are so horny, she says…”then like crustaceans or something? Like lobsters?” he offers….”I think it’s parrots,” she says .
What’s up in Josh’s love life? He’s been in a relationship for a year, which is a long time for him. They live together and she could be “the one.” Josh has lived in the US for 8 years. Brandi is really excited for people to see this film and thinks it’s hilarious. One character, a woman, gets off seeing her husband cry. Josh talks about various fetishes he’s learned about including eyeball licking, which, apparently, is huge in Japan.
Brandi talks about liking having her feet licked by her dog while having sex. She says the dogs know when she’s having sex or using her vibrator. “They smell it.” “You need to clean your vibrator”, Josh jokes. “I do clean it! I’m very hygienic”. Talk turns to Aussies and Brandi says she’s never seen as many hot men as when she went, recently, to Australia. Brandi mentions for the umpteenth time that she loves beautiful people and all her friends are beautiful.
This is the first film Josh wrote. He began acting as a child doing tv and commercials and eventually made his way to LA. Brandi came to LA years ago from Europe to do a Coors Light commercial with Kid Rock. Josh whines about the competitive nature of being an actor in LA. Brandi isn’t competitive with other women except with men. “If a girl messes with my guy, I’ll cut a bitch.” Yet, she claims she’s not a jealous person. Brandi’s never gone through a man’s phone. She didn’t go through Eddie’s phone.
“Little death” comes from a french phrase and is slang for orgasm. The film opens with a toe sucking scene. Brandi is ok with toe sucking but it’s not something she craves. But, there are certain things she has to have, which is why she keeps going back to her ex, because he does “those things.”
Brandi “was shocked” to see so many Asian people in Australia and asks Josh why that is (epic face palm). Josh explains basic geography to Brandi and notes Australia has a good standard of living and a good education system. “I’m not being racist!” Brandi squeals, laughing. Josh notes Australia also has large Indian and Greek populations, as well. “Really? Wow,” replies Brandi.
Ok, I’m done w/this BS and am FFing to the announcement. Jesus, the she’s really freaking waiting till the very last second.
And, here it is……..”After a lot of careful thought and deliberation, I’ve decided not to return to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” She goes on…”Bravo will always be my family and like Andy said, it’s the Mafia, you never really get to leave us and they’ve been so great to me.”
“And, you know, if I’m available and they need me, they know how to find me and we’ll see. But, I’m excited about what the future holds..and some exciting things I can’t talk about yet. It’s been a great four years and I’m really excited for what’s next and, like I said, it’s always gonna be my family….see you when I see you, peeps.”
No talk of her own show or coming back next season as a friend of. She’s been talking about exciting things coming for months so I don’t know that whatever she’s referring to is Bravo related. That first line of the last paragraph suggests to me Bravo has no concrete plans for her. So, with that….it’s officially official. SHE’S HISTORY.